mad dragon son-in-law

Chapter 747

Taking a deep breath, Xiao Feng forced himself to calm down.

Fighting is definitely not allowed, it is equivalent to "playing with life".

Therefore, you still have to push, you have to delay, in short, it is right not to fight.

"Let me ask you, should martial arts competition be fair and just?" Xiao Feng asked.

At this moment, Hua Ling, whose IQ is online, said without thinking, "That depends on how you define fairness and justice.

If the standard is to ensure that both sides can perform normally, or even perform at a super level, then there will be no game in the world that is fair and just. "

Xiao Feng nodded slowly: "I agree with what you said, but basic fairness is a must.

We didn't make an appointment in advance, how can we fight immediately?
If you want me to say, the two of us will discuss the game time and competition system now.

Those who don't show up at that time, no matter how legitimate their reasons are, will be judged as abstentions. What do you think? "

Hua Ling's expression suddenly became subtle, looked Xiao Feng up and down, and asked, "What's wrong with you today?"

"It's nothing."

"Why do I always feel that you are weird, like a different person?"

Xiao Feng gritted his teeth fiercely, and said: "Let me just tell the truth, I went to the toilet all night last night, so my health is not good, and my state is not good."

"That's it?" Hua Ling chuckled, "Why should I?"

Xiao Feng glanced at the inside of the house, then pulled Hua Ling to walk outside, and did not stop until he walked far away from his own villa.

"What are you doing?" Hua Ling said dissatisfied, "I don't need to do this if I'm not welcome, right?"

"I'm afraid that if you meet Mu Shihan, you two will fight again."

"Just fight, I'm worried that no one will fight with me." Hua Ling said nonchalantly.

After a while, Hua Ling said, "Didn't you say you want to confirm the time? Let's confirm it now, shall we?"

"Okay." Xiao Feng readily agreed, and his brains turned sharply, thinking of how to fool the person in front of him.

According to his thinking, it must be delayed as long as possible, preferably for ten days and a half months.

The problem is that Hualing with an online IQ is not so easy to be fooled.

Just as I was thinking about it, I heard Hua Ling say, "How about in three days? Three days is enough for you to cure your diarrhea."

"A relative is coming to my hometown in three days, and I have to pick him up."

Hua Ling frowned: "That's five days."

"I have to send my relatives back in five days, and I still don't have time."

Hua Ling couldn't bear it anymore, and said angrily: "At most seven days, it can't grow any longer."

"Ten days." Xiao Feng bargained.

"No!" Hua Ling flatly refused, "I've already made a lot of concessions, so don't push yourself!"

"No, no, no, why are you so excited?" Xiao Feng was also unhappy and said, "A girl's family, who thinks about solving problems by violence all day long, is the head on your shoulder just for display?"

Hua Ling was furious: "Your head is just a decoration!"

"Since you are not convinced, let me ask you a relatively simple question. If you can answer it well, even if your head is not for display, how about it?"

"go ahead!"

The first time he got a clear reply, Xiao Feng's eyes lit up. This girl's IQ seems to have quietly gone offline?

Because if you are online, you will definitely not allow yourself to change the topic, and the more you get more and more biased.

"There is a man surnamed Tie. He has never grown hair since he was a child. May I ask what's wrong with him?" Xiao Feng asked.

"Didn't grow hair since childhood?" Hua Ling mused, "It should be due to congenital baldness."

"wrong!"

"Then what's wrong with him?"

"The correct answer is, there's nothing wrong with it."

"why?"

Xiao Feng smiled slightly: "Because... Lao Tie is fine."

Hua Ling was immediately unconvinced and said, "You're making a quick turn of the brain, it's not a serious question."

"You can't even answer the tricky questions, let alone serious questions." Xiao Feng said proudly, "What's the matter, two more questions?"

"Okay!" Hua Lingfen clenched her fists tightly and said, "Isn't it just a brain teaser, come on!"

Xiao Feng gave a thumbs up and praised: "Regardless of whether you can answer correctly or not, at least I appreciate your attitude, please listen to the questions.

Question: Two camels see a pear in the desert and guess the name of a country.

The time limit is 1 minute, if you guess the correct answer in 1 minute, you will lose directly. "

With that said, he took out his phone and started counting down.

Hua Ling frowned and thought hard, walking back and forth anxiously, patting the back of the head from time to time, but she couldn't guess the answer.

"1 minute is over, now I will reveal the answer." Xiao Feng said lightly: "The answer is Italy."

"Why Italy?"

Xiao Feng explained with a smile: "Think about it, the two camels in the desert will be surprised to see a pear, right?"

"That's right." Hua Ling nodded blankly.

Xiao Feng continued: "So, one of them said "Huh?Big pear! ’, so it’s Italy.”

"One more, I won't believe it!"

"Let's forget it, just your brain, ten more will not work." Xiao Feng shook his head and laughed.

"Must come!" Hua Ling insisted, "Quickly ask questions."

Xiao Feng pretended to have a very helpless expression: "Okay, okay, please listen to the questions.

Question: After two camels walked in the desert for a while, they saw a pear and guessed the name of a country.

The rules are the same as before, the time limit is 1 minute, and if you can't answer the correct answer, you will lose. "

Hua Ling frowned and said, "Is it Italy?"

"No." Xiao Feng shook his head and denied.

"What is not Italy?"

"Let's not talk about what, I just want to remind you that half of the time has passed."

Hua Ling once again entered the state of a headless chicken, circling around in place, but still couldn't guess the answer.

One minute passed quickly, and Xiao Feng announced the answer: "The correct answer is Australia."

"Why is Australia?"

"Because the two camels have seen the pear once, the emotion is no longer surprise, but surprise.

Surprised, the two camels shouted "Oh, big pear!"

So, the answer is Australia. "

"..." Hua Ling.

Looking at Hua Ling who fell into silence again, Xiao Feng resisted the urge to laugh, coughed twice and said: "Well, I'll give you another question, this time you can think about it longer.

How about coming to me after you figure out the correct answer? "

"No problem." Hua Ling agreed wholeheartedly.

Xiao Feng was delighted, what is an international superstar... Oh no, what is smart!
I'm so smart, I made this girl limping without knowing it.

The other party is afraid that he has forgotten what he is doing now, his IQ is online, heh, so what if he is online?
However, there is a saying that extreme joy begets sorrow.

Just when Xiao Feng was secretly proud of taking off, Hua Ling said again: "Before you come up with a question, let's make sure when it will start.

My bottom line is one week, do you take it or not? "

(End of this chapter)