mad dragon son-in-law

Chapter 779 The time has come
Return home with a depressed mood.

Xiao Feng saw the little girl wearing a blindfold and holding a dart in her hand, and said with a smile, "Are you ready?"

"No...no." Zheng Wei, who was under the wall with a can on his head, said almost collapsed.

But the little girl ignored it, and said to herself: "It's okay if you're not ready, just practice."

After speaking, he threw the dart out.

"Whoosh!"

"Snapped!"

The dart hit the can, and Zheng Wei was so frightened that he broke out in a cold sweat, but he breathed a sigh of relief temporarily.

The little girl took off the blindfold, looked at the soda can nailed to the wall by the darts, and said angrily, "How could it be on the wrong side?"

"Side, side up?" Zheng Wei asked blankly.

The goal of co-authoring you is not a can at all, but my head?

At this time, the little girl noticed Xiao Feng walking in, and immediately ran over with open arms and said, "Brother Xiao Feng, you are back!"

Xiao Feng held her in his arms and rubbed her head: "Yes, you are quite creative."

The little girl smiled sweetly: "Hey, I think so too.

That's right, Brother Xiao Feng, I have an idea, which is to put a circle of knives on the edge of the cement pool. "

"What is the purpose of doing this?"

"Of course not let him bow his head." The little girl replied with a smile: "It's better to make the knife longer so that he can raise his neck."

Xiao Feng thought for a while and replied: "The idea is good, it can be implemented."

Zheng Wei was going crazy, he looked at the little girl viciously, and said angrily: "You don't know yet, do you? If I die, the people around you will also be hopeless."

"I know." The little girl nodded, said indifferently: "You love to die, anyway, my brother Xiao Feng will definitely be fine!"

After finishing speaking, he bounced and ran towards the back room.

"..." Zheng Wei.

He really didn't understand where the little girl got her confidence.

Xiao Feng walked over, took down the darts and cans, and said with a smile: "Don't worry, let's play slowly, and you will suffer."

……

At noon, delicious meals permeated the entire small courtyard.

Everyone gathers together to eat happily, even eating and drinking, which is called a hearty one.

The little girl ran up to Zheng Wei with her rice bowl in her hand, and said with a smile, "Would you like to have the braised pork just out of the pan?"

Zheng Wei closed his eyes and turned his head aside, his mouth was already full of saliva.

So hungry!

However, he knew very well that the other party would not really deliver the meat to his mouth.

"Hehe, you're pretty strong." The little girl picked up the braised pork in the bowl, handed it over and said, "I've got it in front of you, why don't you grab it quickly?"

Zheng Wei opened his eyes quietly, and actually saw a piece of braised pork in front of him.

He didn't hesitate, just took a bite.

Then, let out a miserable cry: "Ah ah ah ah!"

At this time, everyone discovered that what Zheng Wei ate was braised pork, it was simply a stone.

However, unlike other stones, this stone has been "packaged".

Wrapped in a layer of flour, it is deep-fried first, and then topped with braised pork juice. If you don’t look carefully, you can’t tell the difference at all.

In addition, Zheng Wei was so hungry that he didn't bother to look carefully, and his front teeth fell out immediately after taking a bite.

"You...you..."

Zheng Wei's mouth was full of blood, and he kept taking deep breaths, looking extremely terrifying.

"You're welcome, it's because your teeth are too soft to eat hard food." The little girl said with a normal expression, "Look at me if you don't believe me."

As he said that, he picked up the braised pork in Lu Yao's bowl, and began to eat happily, while eating, he said, "I'm fine."

Everyone was speechless for a while, isn't it all right, what they eat is not the same thing at all.

Huiyi put down the bowl and chopsticks, and suddenly said, "I suddenly thought of a question."

"What's the problem?" Everyone looked at him.

Huiyi was silent for a while, then said: "Forget it, let's talk about it after dinner, otherwise I'm afraid everyone won't be able to eat it."

"Eldest brother, you are becoming more and more disgusting, why do you always like to talk half-heartedly." Hui Er said dissatisfied.

"I'm doing this for your own good!" Hui Yi said unwillingly, "Don't be so kind as to treat yourself like a donkey. You won't be able to eat after we finish talking. Don't blame me for not reminding you."

"Okay, I want to hear what you have to say, it can make me unable to eat."

After finishing speaking, Hui Er put his ears together.

Huiyi whispered to each other for a while, and then everyone saw Huier's face turn pale, put down the bowl and chopsticks and said, "I won't eat."

This kind of reaction made everyone even more curious, and kept urging Huiyi to speak out quickly.

"You guys forced me to say this." Hui Yi said in advance, "Don't blame me for saying it."

Everyone nodded.

Hui Yihao pointed to Zheng Wei and said, "What I'm worried about is that if he's just stuck there and can't move, if he gets all his feces and farts in the mud, then..."

Everyone present was stunned.

Although this is indeed a question that has to be considered, it is so disgusting!
The monks exchanged glances with each other, and then shouted in unison: "Beat him!"

All of a sudden, including Lone Wolf and Xue Nuofu, everyone besieged Huiyi.

Naturally, Huiyi couldn't just sit still and run away like a rabbit.

Xiao Feng put down the bowls and chopsticks, walked up to Zheng Wei, and said coldly: "Have you pulled it these two days?"

Zheng Wei didn't even have the strength to raise his head, he was thirsty and hungry, and his front teeth were knocked out by stones. All these superpositions made his consciousness more and more blurred.

He suddenly felt that it would be good to just sleep to death like this, at least he would not have to endure this kind of mental and physical torture anymore.

However, when he was in a trance, he seemed to hear someone shouting: "Go and invite Sun Shijie!"

Zheng Wei's heart was ashamed, and he thought to himself: "This is fate!"

……

When I opened my eyes again, the sky was still bright.

Zheng Wei didn't know how long he had been in a coma, it might have been for a short while, or it might have been a whole few days.

"I... I beg you, let me... undo the Qisha Palm." Zheng Wei said in a very low voice.

Xiao Feng raised his eyebrows, realizing that the time may have come.

Although Zheng Wei had expressed his intention to undo the Qisha Palm many times before, he always started with "I can help you".

But now, he begged himself to let him undo the Qisha Palm.

"Since you are praying sincerely, then I will reluctantly agree." Xiao Feng said in a generous tone, "Tell me how to solve it first."

"I...don't have...strength..." Zheng Weiqiang said, "Water...rice..."

Xiao Feng nodded: "This is simple."

Because of what Huiyi said before, many people couldn't eat the leftovers in the bowl, and now it's time to dispose of them.

Putting the bowl by the side of the cement pool, Zheng Wei completely disregarded his image, pressed the bowl down with his chin, and devoured it hungrily.

This scene made everyone in the audience sigh.

Anyway, he is also a master. It is really sad to fall into such a situation.

Of course, the idea didn't last long.

Because this kind of fate was also brought on by Zheng Wei, no wonder others.

(End of this chapter)