mad dragon son-in-law
Chapter 785 Offline and Feed to Me
Chapter 785 Offline and Feed to Me
Lin Zhiyan's cheeks became hot, she hesitated for a while, then shook her head and said, "Forget it, let's save this hug for the next time we meet."
"Don't set the flag casually, do you understand?" Xiao Feng put down his hands and scolded, "Haven't you watched TV dramas?
Generally, people who say things like "We'll get married when I come back" don't even need to think about it. "
"Then I'll take it back and hug me now." Lin Zhiyan put her heart on the sidelines, took a step forward, spread her arms, and hugged Xiao Feng.
After a moment, she let go of her hand, took two steps back and said, "I'm leaving."
"Let's go, I'll wait for you to come back and let me eat." Xiao Feng waved his hand.
Lin Zhiyan was taken aback for a moment: "Offline?"
"Yes." Xiao Feng nodded: "Crossing Bridge Rice Noodles."
"Okay, then it's a deal. When I come back, I'll definitely go offline and feed you." Lin Zhiyan said with a smile on her lips.
Xiao Feng seriously reminded: "You are setting the flag again."
"..." Lin Zhiyan.
Do I have to cook a bowl of rice noodles for you now?
……
Watching Lin Zhiyan leave, Xiao Feng suddenly felt very mocking.
What the hell is my life? This is, why do people leave at every turn?
Liu Qingrou left.
Su Yuzhuo left.
Now, Lin Zhiyan left again.
Who should go next?
After a long time, he looked away, turned and walked towards his villa.
As soon as I walked to the door, I saw Wang Yanmin coming from the inside out.
"Consultant Xiao, you came just in time, I was just looking for you."
"what happened?"
"Let's see for yourself." Wang Yanmin said, and then led Xiao Feng to the bottom of the wall.
Walking closer, Xiao Feng couldn't help being startled by the scene in front of him.
I saw Zheng Wei bursting into tears at the moment, the tears flowed down from his eye sockets uninterruptedly like a flood that broke a dike.
"Mr. Zheng, why are you crying so hard?" Xiao Feng wondered.
"Please... please, let her go." Zheng Wei begged.
Xiao Feng pretended to be puzzled and said, "Who should I let go? Explain clearly."
Zheng Wei looked at Wang Yanmin, his eyes were full of fear, then he turned to Xiao Feng, and said: "I promise you whatever you want, don't torture me like this again!"
In fact, Zheng Wei could barely bear it if he was only irritated.
The key point is that I don't know if it was intentional or a coincidence.
Whenever he was drowsy, Wang Yanmin suddenly raised the volume to wake him up, followed by endless nagging.
For a few moments, Zheng Wei even felt that he was Sun Wukong wearing a curse, and Tang Seng was standing next to him, reciting the mantra over and over again, which made him have a splitting headache and wished he could hit his head to death!
"Sister Wang, you are omnipotent!" Xiao Feng looked at Wang Yanmin in amazement, his eyes full of admiration.
Perhaps Wang Yanmin talked about Zheng Wei until he had a psychological breakdown, and a large part of his tricky behavior was like the last straw that broke the camel's back.
But without this straw, Zheng Wei's camel might still be stubbornly resisting, gritting his teeth and carrying it to death.
In a word, Wang Yanmin deserves credit.
"Consultant Xiao is serious. I was just chatting with you. Who knew that this gentleman suddenly cried." Wang Yanmin said embarrassedly.
Xiao Feng half-jokingly half-seriously said: "Why don't you retire early, Miss Wang, and I'll pay you three times your salary, and you won't lose five social insurances and one housing fund."
"It's not so early to retire, let's talk about it later." Wang Yanmin changed the subject.
Triple salary is exciting, but as a member of the system, there are many less obvious but very real benefits.
For example, buying a house, going to school for children, etc., all have corresponding preferential treatment.
This is also the reason why the salaries of civil servants in many cities are not high, but there are still countless people who break their heads and want to squeeze into the system.
Xiao Feng didn't force it, and took out 1000 yuan in cash to Wang Yanmin: "Sister Wang has worked hard, you take this little thing."
"It's not very good." Wang Yanmin declined, "We have worked together in the bureau, and we have a good relationship, so there is no need to come here."
However, Xiao Feng stuffed the money and said: "There is nothing wrong, relationship is relationship, money is money, we can't talk about it together.
My temper is like this, I won't let people do things for nothing, just take it as a thank you. "
Wang Yanmin looked at Xiao Feng, nodded and said, "Okay, then I'll accept it."
The two of them knew very well that the money counted as hush money.
After returning, Shi Yong will definitely ask questions, and how to answer is a matter of knowledge.
It's just that some things don't need to be so straightforward, just tacit understanding.
After seeing off Wang Yanmin, Xiao Feng came back, but Zheng Wei started hiccupping.
"What did you steal to support you like this?" Xiao Feng asked with a frown.
Zheng Wei said with a look of hopelessness on his face: "I am, uh...hungry, uh... hiccup, uh..."
"Don't worry about hiccups, then you call your accomplices and find a way to lure them over." Xiao Feng said impatiently.
"..." Zheng Wei.
How did you become an accomplice?
We are not a criminal organization.
But these words are just talking in his heart, if he really wants to pick on Xiao Feng's language problems, he absolutely dare not.
"We have, uh... a meeting place, uh... if you only call, uh... it's impossible to get here, uh..." Zheng Wei said while hiccupping.
Xiao Feng was thoughtful: "Since this is the case..."
Halfway through, he suddenly approached Zheng Wei and shouted: "Hasse!"
"Uh..." Zheng Wei, who hiccupped halfway, almost fainted from fright, his eyes were wide open, as if someone was choking his throat.
"Are you still hiccupping?" Xiao Feng asked.
Zheng Wei's face was as black as the bottom of a pot, and he said tentatively: "It seems that I won't fight anymore."
"It seems that it is true that shock cures hiccups." Xiao Feng said leisurely.
"..." Zheng Wei.
Well, it does cure hiccups, but it is easy to be scared to death.
"Where is your meeting point?" Xiao Feng asked.
Zheng Wei took a few deep breaths, calmed down, and replied: "In the "Kowloon Cemetery" in the south of the city, the code for the joint will change according to the date and time of the day."
"You really don't think it's troublesome." Xiao Feng sarcastically said.
Of course, if you think about it carefully, it is reasonable to be so cautious.
The number of Tiancan faction is pitifully small, if they are heartless, they will kill themselves.
At the same time, it is obviously inconsistent with the idea that the members of today's remnants have been dreaming of dominating the world and slowly revitalizing.
After thinking for a moment, Xiao Feng said: "You continue to poke here first, and after I finish researching, I will give you some poison, and then release you to recuperate."
"..." Zheng Wei.
You are so straightforward, have you considered my feelings?
However, losers are not qualified to negotiate terms, and even their dignity will be trampled on, let alone their mood.
When he was depressed, he saw Xiao Feng who had already taken two steps back, and asked seriously: "Tell the truth, did you pull in the mud?"
"..." Zheng Wei.
At this moment, he really regretted it.
Regret that I shouldn't be an enemy with Xiao Feng.
(End of this chapter)
Lin Zhiyan's cheeks became hot, she hesitated for a while, then shook her head and said, "Forget it, let's save this hug for the next time we meet."
"Don't set the flag casually, do you understand?" Xiao Feng put down his hands and scolded, "Haven't you watched TV dramas?
Generally, people who say things like "We'll get married when I come back" don't even need to think about it. "
"Then I'll take it back and hug me now." Lin Zhiyan put her heart on the sidelines, took a step forward, spread her arms, and hugged Xiao Feng.
After a moment, she let go of her hand, took two steps back and said, "I'm leaving."
"Let's go, I'll wait for you to come back and let me eat." Xiao Feng waved his hand.
Lin Zhiyan was taken aback for a moment: "Offline?"
"Yes." Xiao Feng nodded: "Crossing Bridge Rice Noodles."
"Okay, then it's a deal. When I come back, I'll definitely go offline and feed you." Lin Zhiyan said with a smile on her lips.
Xiao Feng seriously reminded: "You are setting the flag again."
"..." Lin Zhiyan.
Do I have to cook a bowl of rice noodles for you now?
……
Watching Lin Zhiyan leave, Xiao Feng suddenly felt very mocking.
What the hell is my life? This is, why do people leave at every turn?
Liu Qingrou left.
Su Yuzhuo left.
Now, Lin Zhiyan left again.
Who should go next?
After a long time, he looked away, turned and walked towards his villa.
As soon as I walked to the door, I saw Wang Yanmin coming from the inside out.
"Consultant Xiao, you came just in time, I was just looking for you."
"what happened?"
"Let's see for yourself." Wang Yanmin said, and then led Xiao Feng to the bottom of the wall.
Walking closer, Xiao Feng couldn't help being startled by the scene in front of him.
I saw Zheng Wei bursting into tears at the moment, the tears flowed down from his eye sockets uninterruptedly like a flood that broke a dike.
"Mr. Zheng, why are you crying so hard?" Xiao Feng wondered.
"Please... please, let her go." Zheng Wei begged.
Xiao Feng pretended to be puzzled and said, "Who should I let go? Explain clearly."
Zheng Wei looked at Wang Yanmin, his eyes were full of fear, then he turned to Xiao Feng, and said: "I promise you whatever you want, don't torture me like this again!"
In fact, Zheng Wei could barely bear it if he was only irritated.
The key point is that I don't know if it was intentional or a coincidence.
Whenever he was drowsy, Wang Yanmin suddenly raised the volume to wake him up, followed by endless nagging.
For a few moments, Zheng Wei even felt that he was Sun Wukong wearing a curse, and Tang Seng was standing next to him, reciting the mantra over and over again, which made him have a splitting headache and wished he could hit his head to death!
"Sister Wang, you are omnipotent!" Xiao Feng looked at Wang Yanmin in amazement, his eyes full of admiration.
Perhaps Wang Yanmin talked about Zheng Wei until he had a psychological breakdown, and a large part of his tricky behavior was like the last straw that broke the camel's back.
But without this straw, Zheng Wei's camel might still be stubbornly resisting, gritting his teeth and carrying it to death.
In a word, Wang Yanmin deserves credit.
"Consultant Xiao is serious. I was just chatting with you. Who knew that this gentleman suddenly cried." Wang Yanmin said embarrassedly.
Xiao Feng half-jokingly half-seriously said: "Why don't you retire early, Miss Wang, and I'll pay you three times your salary, and you won't lose five social insurances and one housing fund."
"It's not so early to retire, let's talk about it later." Wang Yanmin changed the subject.
Triple salary is exciting, but as a member of the system, there are many less obvious but very real benefits.
For example, buying a house, going to school for children, etc., all have corresponding preferential treatment.
This is also the reason why the salaries of civil servants in many cities are not high, but there are still countless people who break their heads and want to squeeze into the system.
Xiao Feng didn't force it, and took out 1000 yuan in cash to Wang Yanmin: "Sister Wang has worked hard, you take this little thing."
"It's not very good." Wang Yanmin declined, "We have worked together in the bureau, and we have a good relationship, so there is no need to come here."
However, Xiao Feng stuffed the money and said: "There is nothing wrong, relationship is relationship, money is money, we can't talk about it together.
My temper is like this, I won't let people do things for nothing, just take it as a thank you. "
Wang Yanmin looked at Xiao Feng, nodded and said, "Okay, then I'll accept it."
The two of them knew very well that the money counted as hush money.
After returning, Shi Yong will definitely ask questions, and how to answer is a matter of knowledge.
It's just that some things don't need to be so straightforward, just tacit understanding.
After seeing off Wang Yanmin, Xiao Feng came back, but Zheng Wei started hiccupping.
"What did you steal to support you like this?" Xiao Feng asked with a frown.
Zheng Wei said with a look of hopelessness on his face: "I am, uh...hungry, uh... hiccup, uh..."
"Don't worry about hiccups, then you call your accomplices and find a way to lure them over." Xiao Feng said impatiently.
"..." Zheng Wei.
How did you become an accomplice?
We are not a criminal organization.
But these words are just talking in his heart, if he really wants to pick on Xiao Feng's language problems, he absolutely dare not.
"We have, uh... a meeting place, uh... if you only call, uh... it's impossible to get here, uh..." Zheng Wei said while hiccupping.
Xiao Feng was thoughtful: "Since this is the case..."
Halfway through, he suddenly approached Zheng Wei and shouted: "Hasse!"
"Uh..." Zheng Wei, who hiccupped halfway, almost fainted from fright, his eyes were wide open, as if someone was choking his throat.
"Are you still hiccupping?" Xiao Feng asked.
Zheng Wei's face was as black as the bottom of a pot, and he said tentatively: "It seems that I won't fight anymore."
"It seems that it is true that shock cures hiccups." Xiao Feng said leisurely.
"..." Zheng Wei.
Well, it does cure hiccups, but it is easy to be scared to death.
"Where is your meeting point?" Xiao Feng asked.
Zheng Wei took a few deep breaths, calmed down, and replied: "In the "Kowloon Cemetery" in the south of the city, the code for the joint will change according to the date and time of the day."
"You really don't think it's troublesome." Xiao Feng sarcastically said.
Of course, if you think about it carefully, it is reasonable to be so cautious.
The number of Tiancan faction is pitifully small, if they are heartless, they will kill themselves.
At the same time, it is obviously inconsistent with the idea that the members of today's remnants have been dreaming of dominating the world and slowly revitalizing.
After thinking for a moment, Xiao Feng said: "You continue to poke here first, and after I finish researching, I will give you some poison, and then release you to recuperate."
"..." Zheng Wei.
You are so straightforward, have you considered my feelings?
However, losers are not qualified to negotiate terms, and even their dignity will be trampled on, let alone their mood.
When he was depressed, he saw Xiao Feng who had already taken two steps back, and asked seriously: "Tell the truth, did you pull in the mud?"
"..." Zheng Wei.
At this moment, he really regretted it.
Regret that I shouldn't be an enemy with Xiao Feng.
(End of this chapter)
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