mad dragon son-in-law

Chapter 823 Sky-high endorsement fee

Another sunny day.

Xiao Feng came out of the room, squinted his eyes to look at the sky, then stretched his waist long, and after stretching his body, he did a warm-up exercise.

During the period, there was a slight breeze, but I didn't sweat much.

Not long after, Lao Ha walked in with his "work clothes" and said hello, "Boss, good morning."

Xiao Feng nodded, and asked, "Did Kaifan wake up?"

"Wake up, I woke up an hour ago, what should we eat this morning?"

"You can do it." Xiao Feng replied casually, and then asked: "How is Huiyi's creation going?"

When this topic was mentioned, Lao Ha's face became ugly, and while wearing an apron, he said: "Boss, you don't know, I almost scared me to death last night."

"What's going on?" Xiao Feng became interested.

Lao Ha was speechless: "Don't mention it, didn't I lay the floor in the living room? As a result, I heard the sound of "rustling" in the middle of the night.

I was sober at the time, thinking it was a cockroach or something, who would want to sit up and take a look, good guy, eighteen bald heads are flipping through books and writing, I almost thought they were going to save me. "

Xiao Feng suddenly couldn't laugh or cry.

He knew that there was intentional exaggeration in Lao Ha's words, the purpose was nothing more than to make himself laugh and please himself.

However, although there are deliberate elements in it, it is still quite useful.

While speaking, Xue Nuofu led eighteen people to appear outside the door.

Behind him, eighteen monks flicked their right wrists like they were having a seizure.

In his left hand was a thick stack of papers.

Other than that, everyone has panda eyes and is sluggish.

"What's the matter with all of you?" Du Qingyue, who came out of the house, couldn't help asking curiously when she saw the strange behavior of the monks.

Last night, Xiao Feng only told her about what happened in the hospital, and didn't mention the matter of punishing the monks for writing their experiences.

So it's normal for her not to know.

Hui Shiba opened her mouth: "Sister-in-law... oh, it's hard to say!"

After queuing up to hand in their experiences, Xiao Feng gave Du Qingyue a pile, and then started to read them.

"The great playwright and poet Shakespeare once said that however long the night may be, there will always be day.

In the dead of night, how I look forward to the daylight coming later, because I haven't finished writing the [-]-word experience, and I have to hand it over to Brother Feng tomorrow morning. "

Xiao Feng turned to the end, glanced at the signature, and found that it was written by Hui Shiqi.

He didn't speak, and continued to look at other people's experiences.

"The great thinker Nietzsche once said that a man who knows what he lives for can bear any kind of life.

After thinking about it, I felt that I was living to complete the tasks entrusted by Brother Feng, which would be my lifelong goal, and I would try my best to satisfy Brother Feng and live up to his expectations. "

Seeing this, Xiao Feng didn't need to read the signature anymore, it must be Hui Shiba who wrote it and didn't run away.

He still didn't comment and continued to look at other people's.

"The great philosopher and writer Tolstoy once said that everyone has flaws, just like an apple bitten by God. Some people have more flaws, precisely because God likes his fragrance so much.

Everyone has flaws. After a deep analysis, I found that I have a major flaw, that is, being too negligent.

If after Pang Tong wiped his neck, he could go over to confirm his signs of life, and he would not be seriously injured and run away later. "

Turn to the end to check the signature, and found that it was written by Huiyi.

At this time, Du Qingyue also stopped browsing.

It's not because there are too many words and I don't want to read it, nor is it because the reading speed is too fast, but because it is not interesting.

After reading the whole article, almost every page is in a standard format. The great so-and-so once said something, and then extended his own ideas and understandings based on this.

It seems to be quite profound, but in fact it is all just counting words, and there is nothing dry about it.

"Who came up with this wonderful idea?" Xiao Feng said expressionlessly.

The monks exchanged glances, feeling something was wrong, raised their hands and pointed at Huiyi: "He!"

Xiao Feng walked over with a smile on his face, patted Huiyi on the shoulder, and said: "Do you think you are too smart, or do you think I am a fool?

These are all the words of famous people, so what else do you need to say? "

Huiyi couldn't help but panicked and said: "Boss, boss, listen to my explanation, don't listen to their nonsense, this is a collective idea.

I am not alone, definitely not alone! "

"It's him alone!" The 17 people said in unison.

Huiyi became angry from embarrassment: "Monks don't tell lies, you feel your own conscience and say, did I really come up with this method alone?
Taking a step back, even if I paid attention, did I write the content for you? "

"No one said that the content was written by you, brother, but if you didn't want to come up with this method, we wouldn't write it like this." Hui Er continued to blame.

"you!"

Xiao Feng waved his hand, stopped the dispute between the two, and said: "I finally understand that writing my experience can't solve the problem, there is only one way that works the most."

As soon as this remark came out, all the monks became anxious, how are we going to deal with us?
"If there is a similar situation in the future, all one month's salary will be deducted." Xiao Feng said lightly.

Without exception, Huiyi and the others changed their faces, and they all promised that similar situations would never happen again.

Du Qingyue shook her head and laughed, looked at Xiao Feng and said, "Guess what interesting thing happened just now?"

"Can this be guessed?"

"Can you guess?"

"I do not guess you guess guess?"

After saying such tongue-twistering words, Xiao Feng still raised his hands in surrender under Du Qingyue's gaze, and leaned into his ear and asked, "Could it be...pregnant?"

"..." Du Qingyue.

She regretted letting Xiao Feng guess, because it was purely random guessing.

"When I was washing up just now, Chai Yanna's economic company called and said that they wanted to be our spokesperson for Fenghua Xueyue. Guess how much they offered?"

After finishing speaking, without waiting for Xiao Feng to speak, Du Qingyue said: "Forget it, you don't need to guess, I will tell you directly.

They asked for 5000 million. You said it was funny. We didn’t even spend 5000 million to open a store. How could we spend 5000 million to hire a spokesperson? "

"This is delusional." Xiao Feng nodded in agreement: "In terms of image, temperament, and body size, you are no better than Chai Yanna.

Besides, we rely on quality, not star appeal. "

"I found that you are getting more and more glib." Du Qingyue said unhappily, but the smile on the corner of her mouth had already betrayed her true thoughts.

Xiao Feng didn't answer, but said sadly: "There are two days until New Year's Day, this year is coming to an end.

I hope that someone who is not open-eyed will come to provoke me again, otherwise I'm afraid he will have a bad life this year. "

As soon as the voice fell, a car stopped at the door, and the four doors opened at the same time.

Four people got out of the car, all wearing uniform suits, ties, and sunglasses.

(End of this chapter)