mad dragon son-in-law

Chapter 958
Lao Ha said so, but he obviously didn't dare to use the knife.

Xiao Feng took a closer look and nodded: "Put it in the circle."

"Come on!" Lao Ha grabbed the chicken and placed it outside the gate of the "castle" where Xiao Xiangzhu lived. He did not forget to tie a rope, and then pressed the end of the rope with a few bricks.

After Lao Ha, many people came back one after another, each with a rooster, imitating Lao Ha's previous operation, put it outside Xiao Xiangzhu's castle, tied a rope around the rooster's neck, and pressed it with bricks rope end.

At this time, Xiao Xiangzhu poked her head out of the castle, and seeing so many "beautiful boys" outside the door, she immediately raised her head excitedly and yelled: "雊! 雊! 雊!"

Xiao Feng took a closer look, and carefully paid attention to every move of Xiao Xiangzhu and the reactions of the roosters based on the chicken breeding knowledge he had learned from reading books.

I saw Xiao Xiangzhu walking past the seven roosters one by one as if on patrol, and then turned around and returned to the starting point, as if she was picking out the one she likes.

The roosters responded mediocrely, and didn't have any intention of talking to Xiao Xiangzhu.

Lao Ha and others also gathered around, watching this scene with great interest.

After a while, Xiao Xiangzhu stopped in front of the third cock from the left, and then... turned around without restraint, pouted her buttocks, and lowered her head.

"Why do I suddenly feel like a pimp?" Lao Ha asked with a strange expression.

Xiao Feng gave him a sideways look, and signaled him not to speak, so as not to disturb Xiao Xiangzhu's "good deed".

However, 1 minute passed...

3 minutes passed...

5 minutes passed...

The cock facing Xiao Xiangzhu's buttock was indifferent.

At first Xiao Feng thought that the rope around the rooster's neck was too short to allow it to move forward, but after checking it, he found that it was not the rope's problem.

Moreover, during this period, Xiao Xiangzhu turned her head several times in a row to "urge" her, and at this moment she was almost in front of the rooster, but the rooster still didn't respond, and even turned her head to the side, without looking at Xiao Xiangzhu.

Xiao Feng was really speechless, could it be that Xiao Xiangzhu is like a "flower girl" in the eyes of his peers?

Otherwise, why are there seven cocks present, but none of them are interested in it?
"Boss, could it be that we are watching here, and people feel embarrassed?" Lao Ha made a guess.

"Perhaps." Xiao Feng sighed, walked to the dining table and started eating, and the rest of the people also dispersed.

If Xiaoxiangzhu is so crooked that no one of its kind can take a fancy to it, then we can only try modern technology.

Humans have artificial insemination, and so do chickens.

However, that is the last resort. Before that, let's wait for all the people who went out to come back.

After eating, Xiao Feng told Lao Ha and other people who rushed back first to go to the building materials market to purchase, mainly purchasing not only wood, but also steel balls, gear buckles, blades and so on.

These are all things that can be used by the layout mechanism.

At that time, even if no one knew woodworking and precision cutting technologies, they could be handed over to the factory for OEM, and it didn't matter if a single part leaked out anyway.

Lao Ha and the others have no objection to this at all. Going out to purchase this kind of work is just running errands and talking, which is better than fighting each other. If you lose, you will be deducted from your salary.

After everyone left, Xiao Feng sat on the armchair again.

Frankly speaking, he is very resistant to this kind of numerical calculation, but he can't do it, so he can only force himself into it.

As a result, just after drawing a picture, the phone rang.

Picking it up, I found that it was Nie Longjiao calling.

Xiao Feng answered the phone, went straight to the topic and said, "Is there something wrong?"

Nie Longjiao on the other end of the phone was stunned, and asked, "Are you busy now?"

"En." Xiao Feng replied casually, but the pen still didn't stop.

Nie Longjiao frowned: "Then I'll call you later?"

"No, if you have anything to say now, I'm listening."

"I... think it over." Nie Longjiao bit her pink lips lightly, and said, "I can help you with things."

Xiao Feng paused the pen in his hand, and said with a smile: "You have figured it out."

"Don't be too happy, I have conditions." Nie Longjiao said solemnly.

"Then state the conditions."

Nie Longjiao, who was sitting in front of the stone table, looked at the various conditions recorded in the notebook in front of her, and hesitated, "Shall we talk on the phone?"

"Can't we talk on the phone?" Xiao Feng asked back.

"It's not impossible, it's just a little too much, I'm afraid you won't be able to remember."

"Although you say it, my memory is not weak."

"Then... okay." Nie Longjiao picked up the notebook on the table and read: "First, what I do must be within the scope of my ability.

Second, if you need to steal, you have to follow my rules, and you can't steal from everyone.

Third, the craftsmanship is not passed on, and will not be taught to anyone. "

It needs to be mentioned that the third condition, Nie Longjiao is actually mixed with selfishness.

First of all, if the disciples of the church starve to death of the master, once they lose their "irreplaceable" nature, what if they are kicked away?
What's more, this is not a "glorious" craft. If it is passed on to people with bad intentions, it will be equivalent to defrauding many people in disguise.

"Only these three?" Xiao Feng confirmed.

"No, there will be more later."

"Then continue."

So, 15 minutes later, Nie Longjiao read: "Article [-], do not make unreasonable demands such as pinching shoulders and legs, serving tea and water.

Article [-]..."

"Snapped!"

The pen fell on the paper, drawing out a long line, and Xiao Feng on the armchair was full of lovelessness.

Objectively speaking, Nie Longjiao's speed of raising conditions is not too slow. On average, she proposes six or seven conditions per minute.

Even if Xiao Feng's memory is strong enough, it is impossible to memorize all these more than 100 items, let alone answering the phone while distracted by drawing pictures.

"Stop, stop, stop." Xiao Feng interrupted.

Nie Longjiao turned to the fifth page of the notebook, flipped back again, and replied, "I'll be done soon, there are more than 70 more."

"..." Xiao Feng.

This is so special!
What kind of brain do you have to put forward so many and such detailed conditions?
"I thought about it, and I think it's better to forget it." Xiao Feng said with a sense of loss: "Indeed, I lack talents like you here.

But unfortunately the temple is too small, I'm afraid it can't accommodate your big Buddha, I can only say it's a pity. "

"You, you don't want me anymore?" Nie Longjiao stood up suddenly, and immediately realized that there was ambiguity in her words, and quickly corrected: "You don't need me to do things for you?"

Xiao Feng laughed dryly without sincerity: "Hehe, I can't afford it."

After speaking, hang up the phone directly.

Nie Long stomped her feet coquettishly.

Frankly, she hadn't expected this outcome at all.

Aunt Qiao, who was in charge of cooking, just happened to see this scene, so she walked over and asked, "What made you so angry?"

Nie Longjiao didn't want to say more at first, but after thinking about it, she felt that the other party must have much more experience in the world than herself, so she changed her way and said: "Aunt Qiao, if there is one.

He'd always wanted you to... go to him.

But after you put forward the conditions, he suddenly didn't want to let you go to him. What does this mean? "

(End of this chapter)