The strongest entertainment system

Chapter 2 Shit Interview

The weather in July made Su Zhao feel like a mutton kebab just served on the table, which was cooked from the inside to the outside.

Sitting on the bus, Su Zhao finally arrived at the gate of Tianfeng City Radio Station at 45:[-].

Looking at the time, it was still too late for the interview at nine o'clock, so Su Zhao breathed a sigh of relief.

"Liangzi, hurry up, it will be over in a while if it's too late."

"What's the hurry, isn't it nine o'clock!"

The two young men passed by Su Zhao while chatting.

Ok.Most of the people who went to work at this time had already arrived. It seemed that these two people should also be going for an interview. There were quite a few competitors.

Looking around, Su Zhao found that there were many young people who were about the same age as him, and walked into the gate of the radio station in twos and threes.

If it were someone else, seeing this scene might have already been too nervous.

But Su Zhao is a master who does not see the rabbit and does not scatter the eagle. He will never give up until the last step.

Following the crowd, Su Zhao walked into the radio station compound, walked straight south along the smooth asphalt road, and it was the place of today's interview, the radio building.

The broadcasting building is eight floors high. It is said that it was newly built last year. There are all kinds of facilities in it, and several broadcasting frequencies work in this building.

Su Zhao climbed up the steps, and as soon as he walked in, he found a sign erected in a conspicuous place.

It says "Those who come to interview, please go to the sixth floor and wait at the door according to the position you are applying for."

Follow the signs and walk in, there are four elevators on the left, Su Zhao chooses the one closest to him, and stands there waiting.

The only reason why he chose this place was because there was a beautiful woman standing beside him.

Cough cough, everyone has a love for beauty.

The beauty has fair skin, a good figure, and is very stylishly dressed, with a translucent lace shirt, hot pants that only reach the thighs, neat short hair, wearing a big butterfly-shaped sunglasses, and two white earphones in her ears.

The distance between the two was very close, and Su Zhao could clearly hear the heavy metal music coming from the earphones.

The beauty seemed to catch a glimpse of Su's gaze. The corners of her mouth slightly curled up, and she smiled slightly, like a hundred flowers blooming, which was pleasing to the eye.

At this time, the elevator arrived, and the two got on the elevator together.

The beauty pressed the fifth floor, and Su Zhao pressed the sixth floor.

With such a beautiful woman in the elevator with him, Su found himself in a much better mood, as if the world suddenly became much brighter.

Arriving at the fifth floor, the beauty got off the elevator and walked away.

Su Zhao also got off the elevator on the sixth floor.

There are two long corridors in front of you, and many people are standing in front of many doors.

Su Zhao also walked over, looked at it, and found that it was written on a large white paper for recruiting various positions.

There are broadcast hosts, directors, and clerks.

At the door of an office at the end, Su Hao found the interview location for planning the copywriting.

At this time, there were still about 10 minutes before the interview started, and there were more than a dozen people waiting in line at the door.

Su Zhao also lined up honestly.

Taking the opportunity to wait, Su Zhao thought about the system silently, and the virtual roulette screen appeared in front of his eyes.

Looking at the above pretense value of 16998, Su Zhao is still a little proud.

Over the years, it’s not that I have no achievements, at least on the road of pretending, I actually have more than 1 pretending points, maybe even the little red flower in kindergarten when I was a child is included.

Anyway, nothing happened, Su Zhao decided to try his luck and draw a lottery.

In case if some special prize is drawn, it will go all the way west from now on, no, it will take off all the way.

Click the start button once, and the [-] pretense value disappears instantly.

The roulette also started to move, and the silver ball kept spinning on the roulette.

Only then did Su Zhao realize that the red, yellow, and white grids on the roulette had about the same number of grids, and only the black grids had the least number.

It seems that this mysterious grid is the most powerful, but it is also the most difficult to draw.

"Black, black, black!"

Su Zhao kept thinking in his heart, lottery draw, who doesn't want to win a big prize.

Unfortunately, this thing backfired, and the silver ball finally fell into the red grid.

A burst of brilliant colors appeared before Su Zhao's eyes, and then a book appeared in front of Su Zhao.

"Stand-Up Comedy Collection"

As soon as he saw the name of the book clearly, before Su Zhao could react, the book turned into a stream of light and entered his mind.

Suddenly, Su Zhao felt that there were a lot of things in his head, many of which were stand-up comedy jokes, and his lips seemed to be a lot cleaner.

Looking at the remaining pretentious value, it is not enough to draw another lottery. Just as Su Zhao was about to shut down the system, he heard a task reminder coming from his mind.

"Congratulations to the host for the first lottery draw, and the first task will be released below, the first time in life to pretend."

"[Task Name] This is the first time in my life to pretend to be aggressive!
[Content]: In front of three or more people (including three people), use stand-up comedy to pretend to be aggressive, and you can get [-] pretending value! "

"Stand-up comedian pretentious?"

Su Zhao scratched his head a little, this is interesting, he couldn't run out and bring a gavel on the street to tell others.

Guaranteed to be called within 5 minutes and sent to the shelter.

Just as he was thinking about how to earn pretense, the interview had already started.

The interviewers only entered after hearing the roll call.

After a few minutes, most of the people came out dejectedly.

It seems that the interview questions are difficult, otherwise there would not be so many people who came out dejected.

Finally it was Su Zhao's turn, but someone else's name came out.

"Sukong!"

The rest of the interviewees looked at each other in blank dismay, not knowing who was calling.

Su Zhao also wondered why there was someone called Su Kong.

"Su Kong, whether Su Kong is here or not, there is no next one."

Suddenly, Su Zhao remembered something, there was an empty word under his name, maybe the people inside misunderstood the word.

The more Su Zhao thought about it, the more she felt it was possible, and hurried into the interview office.

As soon as he entered the door, there was a long table directly opposite Su Zhao. There were three people sitting behind it. In the middle was a middle-aged man in his 50s, on the left was a smart and capable woman, and on the right was a young man in his 20s.

The one who read the name just now was a middle-aged man, looking down at the name on the table.

"Your name is Su Kong? This word is quite rare!"

Xiao Ping chuckled, and politely reminded: "Teacher, the word "year zhao" is the first sound."

"Oh~~! I know, it's polyphonic! Polyphonic." The middle-aged man frowned imperceptibly, smoothed things over for himself, and looked up at Su Zhao, "Su Zhao? Right? ,Graduates."

Su Zhao nodded, "Yes! Teacher."

"Hold this." The middle-aged man handed Su Zhao a piece of A4 paper.

Su Zhao took it and found that it was full of words and numbers were marked on it.

"I'll give you some time to take a look at this." The middle-aged man instructed.

Su Zhao heard the words and quickly looked down at the words on the paper.

After about half a minute, the middle-aged man suddenly shouted: "Stop! Give me the paper!"

Su Zhao obeyed, returned the A4 paper, and gently handed it to the middle-aged man.

The middle-aged man put away the paper, coughed, "Tell me the main points of the few texts on it, and point out their strengths and weaknesses!"

This sentence immediately puzzled Su Zhao.

There are a total of 4 copywriting on the A[-] paper, and it took less than half a minute for him to barely read the content, without thinking about it at all, how can he summarize the advantages and disadvantages above!
"Ugh! The first girl is angry because..." Su Zhao held back for a long time before coming up with this sentence.

The middle-aged man sitting opposite said impatiently: "You can talk, but you can't, go out!"

The other party's words made Su Zhao know that he had failed the interview.

However, he was very unconvinced. What kind of question was asked? It took less than half a minute to read a copy and summarize the advantages and disadvantages. Is this something that a human can do?
If he had the ability, he would still come here to apply for a copywriting job?
Otherwise, I will find a few people to show their thighs for you to see for a few seconds, and then let you guess whose thigh it is, and I guarantee that you will also be confused!

Dissatisfaction is dissatisfaction, Su Zhao turned to the office door.

Opening the door, Su Zhao just walked out of the office, turning around to close the door, just in time to hear voices coming from inside.

"This kind of people with no skills, don't let them come to interview in the future, it's a waste of time!" The middle-aged man's voice sounded obviously dissatisfied, "I really don't know why these fresh graduates are so poor!"

The obviously contemptuous words made Su Zhao feel angry.

What is incompetence, a waste of time!Did you ask any questions?Will you talk so well?

Let's do it again, see if I can answer it.

Speaking of doing it again, Su Zhao suddenly remembered the "5-minute time retrospective hourglass" rewarded by the system in the morning.

He took out his mobile phone and found that it was only 4 minutes before he went in, and he made a bold decision in his heart.

The calling system came out, and the roulette appeared in front of Su Zhao.

Ignore other people's urging, and don't care whether others will be surprised or not.

In the current situation, Su Zhao can only be a dead horse as a living horse doctor. He reached out and clicked on the 5-minute time retrospective hourglass in the inventory.

Immediately, the small hourglass emitted a dazzling white light!

(End of this chapter)