The strongest entertainment system

Chapter 4 "A Journey to the West"

The middle-aged man and the beautiful woman glanced at each other and made eye contact.

Su Zhao was standing in front, feeling a little uneasy, and it would be interesting if it hadn't passed yet.

As soon as he thought of this, he saw the beautiful woman looking at him, and she opened her mouth softly.

"Well, young man, your name is Su Zhao, right? To tell you the truth, your ability just now is completely useless. The most basic conditions for planning a copywriting, you are considered to be the most solid basic skills. However, you must know that the radio station For every position, there are many people competing for it, and your basic skills do not mean that you are equally good in other aspects.”

"In this way, I will give you a choice. You can be an ordinary clerk in the radio station first, accumulate some experience, and then do planning copywriting when the time is right. What do you think?"

In fact, the beautiful woman felt a little sorry for saying this. It would be too wasteful for such a good person to plan a copy.

That's why she came up with such a method, not only can the internally appointed people be recruited, but also recruit another talent.

Unexpectedly, Su Zhao shook his head with a smile, "Teacher, I still want to do the planning copywriting directly, after all, that is the job in my heart."

When Su Zhao said this, he actually had his own considerations.

Only by being a real planning copywriter can you get in touch with radio programs further. Maybe one day you will be able to be an anchor if you have the opportunity, and if you become an anchor, you will have the opportunity to become a big star.

Therefore, he will never give up on becoming a planning copywriter.

In this society where there are many beauties and handsome men, if you want to stand out, you must make use of your strengths and avoid your weaknesses.

Upon hearing this, the beautiful woman also knew that this kid was a very assertive person, and he was a bit rebellious.

"Then since you said that, let's come up with the next question. You know, making a planning copy is very hard and brain-intensive, so the question must be difficult. Don't think I'm making things difficult for you."

Su Zhao twitched her lips inwardly, this isn't making things difficult, if it wasn't for a 5-minute time reversal, I would have been brushed off by you long ago.

"Okay! Teacher, you can come up with a question." Su Zhao nodded.

The beautiful woman tilted her head and thought for a while, "Well, most of the radio programs are said by the host himself, and many of them need to use some short jokes, or tell a short story or something, I will give you 5 minutes, and you create it on the spot A short joke, of course, cannot be the kind circulated on the Internet."

Create a short joke in 5 minutes?

When Su Zhao heard this topic, she immediately became annoyed, and said to herself, "This is not a problem, so what is a problem."

Creation, creation, the most mind-bending thing.

Sometimes when the inspiration comes, the text is like a spring.

If you have no inspiration, even if your head wants to explode, you can't even write one!
The beautiful woman looked down at her watch, "Half a minute has passed, and you still have four and a half minutes."

Although it is just a simple time reminder, it is actually a psychological suggestion, which makes people fall into a state of anxiety unconsciously.

"A joke?" Su Zhao thought over and over again, "It's a bit difficult to be original."

After nearly a minute, Su Zhao still had no idea.

The beautiful woman on the opposite side deliberately reminded, "Shall I provide you with paper and pen??"

This was another interruption of thinking. If Su Zhao replied, the other party's goal would be achieved.

"The joke only serves to make the audience interested in the program, three to five minutes is enough."

The seemingly well-intentioned reminder, the beautiful woman actually put pressure on Su Zhao one after another.

"Three five minutes??"

These few words reminded Su Zhao of the strange things that happened in the morning, as well as the entertainment pretense system that he could summon at will.

Didn't I give a stand-up comedy collection in the lottery just now?

Stand-up comedy is one person facing many audiences. It is basically similar to folk jokes, storytelling and so on. The story is also very strong, similar to jokes, ranging from a few minutes to more than ten minutes.

Thinking of this, Su Zhao suddenly had an idea, and made a shorter stand-up comic, wouldn't it be a success?

Su Zhao asked the beautiful woman for paper and pen while searching for the stand-up comedy collection in his head.

"Teacher, I have an idea, give me a piece of paper and a pen."

The beautiful woman was surprised and found it a bit unbelievable. Creating jokes on the spot is not easy in itself, and she also deliberately used tricks.

Generally speaking, copywriters who are not senior planners will basically be affected, and they will not be able to be created within 5 minutes.

But the young man in front of him was not affected, and successfully created a joke.

The beautiful woman really couldn't believe everything in front of her eyes.

The middle-aged man also felt a little shocked at first, but after thinking about it, every successful joke has undergone a lot of scrutiny and modification.

No one can take the first version of the joke into shape and use it directly.

Although the young man in front of him could write, there must be flaws.

On my own side, as long as I point out the flaws, the other party will have no complaints even if they fail the interview.

Stand-up comedy is ready-made, as if it was originally created by Su Zhao.

Su Zhao crouched in front of the stool next to her with the paper and pen, and began to write.

In just a few minutes, Su Zhao finished the stand-up comedy.

"Okay." Su Zhao stood up, turned around and looked at the three interviewers, and said with a smile.

The middle-aged man and the beautiful woman glanced at each other, and the former said in a deep voice, "Okay, bring me what you wrote, and then you can say it yourself."

With a promise, Su Zhao put the finished stand-up comedy in front of the middle-aged man, and then returned to the position just now.

In order to fight for the position of planning copywriting, coupled with several interviewers making things difficult one after another, Su Zhao was also suffocating.

After going through the stand-up comedy in his mind, Su Zhao naturally came up with how to perform it and how to deal with every burden.

"Remember, even if you want to change it, you can't change it now."

"If you think it's not good, you can go back. There are still many people waiting for interviews."

The middle-aged man and the beautiful woman urged, but Su Zhao didn't answer, but closed his eyes, preparing his emotions and going through the content.

Just when the middle-aged man and the beautiful woman got impatient, Su Zhao suddenly opened his eyes, raised his right hand high, pretended to pat the gavel, and simulated a sound in his mouth.

"Snapped!"

"Hi everyone, old and young, my name is Su Zhao, and it's my turn to amuse everyone today. If the speech is good, please give some applause. If the speech is not good, you will just listen to it."

This very strange opening speech attracted both the middle-aged man and the beautiful woman, and the two listened to Su Zhao's continuation in a leisurely manner.

Su Zhao smiled and bowed deeply, and made a bow, "I'm just kidding everyone, let's get down to business, today we are talking about the story of Journey to the West."

For the four great classics such as Journey to the West, the system has not been balanced, but they have become ancient books and are not very famous. "By the way, there are four monks called Tang Sanzang, Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie, and Drifting Monk. They set off from Chang'an to go to the West to learn scriptures. 'Du~~~~' After flying for a few minutes, the plane landed slowly: out of fuel Wukong looked for it: "Quickly, where is the gas station?" Tang Seng wondered: "Why do you refuel just after flying? "The gas tank is small, about the size of a soap box, and it costs five yuan a time." "How long will it take to add it?!" After adding more than [-] times, where is this Western Paradise? No, the four masters and apprentices together, we have to ask the way. Pinch the gate, "Squeak ! ~~~~" Wukong came down. Take a look, ho! What kind of land is this? Why is it so deserted! Seeing an old man digging the ground, he hurried over."

When it came to pinching the brakes, Su Zhao made a gesture of pinching the brakes of a bicycle, which made the three interviewers across from him smile.

But after the beautiful woman laughed, her eyes widened suddenly and she realized something.

The young man in front of him can not only write jokes, but even speak with the same rhythm, which makes people feel immersed in the situation unconsciously.

This is obviously practiced. Without a few years of verbal skills, it is impossible to say so slickly.

And the middle-aged man looked at the beautiful woman in astonishment. Years of broadcasting experience made it easy for them to tell the level of a person's skill.

The young man in front of him must have practiced before!Otherwise, who the hell can say so slipperyly!

I make up!

If you can speak and write, you won't give other interviewers a chance!

Su Zhao said that his condition was getting better and better, his eyebrows were beaming, and he even made some funny moves, making the young man on the right forget that this was an interview.

In fact, this stand-up comedy needs to be performed in this way.

According to the records in Su Zhao's mind, this stand-up is called "Xiaohua Journey to the West", which was written by Mr. Guo Degang, a cross talk master.

In the past, it was widely circulated on the Internet, but after the system is balanced, this world no longer exists. "Let's go to Leiyin Temple to meet Tathagata. As soon as we arrived at the gate, a group of people surrounded us immediately." Master, do you want a plate? ""Diamond Sutra, Lotus Sutra, Nine Yin Scriptures, graphic version, video version, photo version, high compression, high definition. "One piece is worth a hundred pieces from the Tathagata." " Tang Seng's face was serious: "Retire all for me!"We take the scriptures.Resolutely crack down on piracy.Why!In this world, the Buddha's copyright fee cannot be collected.Disciples, hurry up and go inside. When Tathagata saw the four men in ragged clothes, he was very surprised: "Where did the beggars come from?" The four quickly explained: "We are monks who came from the Eastern Tang Dynasty to learn Buddhist scriptures."I'm so sorry it's late.Because the fuel tank is too small. " "what?Fuel tank too small? "Before the four of them finished speaking, the Tathagata Buddha was upset." Didn't it have been passed on a long time ago?The full set of scriptures and even the live-action DV with illustrations and recordings have been passed on.Mailbox not big enough? The four of them looked at each other, very puzzled. Tathagata pointed to the computer on the table, "Isn't it just a little bit, and all the scriptures will be emailed?"You Datang have already used my scriptures. "

The four stood there, dumbfounded! "

"Snapped!"

Su Zhao imitated the sound of slapping the gavel again, smiled slightly, and looked at several interviewers.

The three of them sat in their original positions without saying a word.

The young man smacked his lips a little bit, "It's gone??"

(End of this chapter)