The strongest entertainment system
Chapter 61 This is a ditch of hopeless backwater
Chapter 61 This is a ditch of hopeless backwater
The sentence "I just want to give the audience the best show" made the live broadcast hall suddenly quiet.
Many people were thinking about this sentence, and suddenly found that the programs they are doing now are actually their favorites. As for whether the audience likes it, they really haven't considered it.
Now, Su Zhao can be said to wake up the dreamer with just one word!
In many cases, the truth is actually very simple, and many people understand it, but few actually do it.
"The best show!" Wu Fei repeated, and said with a smile: "This sentence is easy to say, but difficult to do. Maybe many people in the audience don't know much about our Su Zhao. You can take a look at the picture behind me. big screen."
At this time, rows of introductions about Su Zhao appeared on the big screen.
People watched carefully one after another, and suddenly gasped!
"I only joined the job in July, that is to say, I have only worked as an anchor for four months now!"
""Voice of Literature" ranks No. [-] in Taiwan! Breaking into fourth place!"
"Hosted two programs and became the top five variety show frequency!"
"Talking about the ancient essays No. 1! The author of "True and False Cao Cao", no wonder I think this name is familiar."
The exclamation of the people made everyone realize that the young man in front of him was very talented.
Even Tan Yuan in the audience saw Su Zhao's brief introduction again, and couldn't help but love this kid.
And Yang Chen was even more stunned. He knew that Su Zhao must be very good, otherwise he wouldn't be nominated as an additional judge, but he didn't expect him to be so good!
This is nothing short of a radio legend!
"See, your resume, I know what a cow is!" Wu Fei said with a smile: "At this moment, do you have anything to say?"
Su Zhao said with a smile: "Of course I have something to say. I am very grateful to my leaders and colleagues for their support. Without them, I would not have grown up today. Once again, I would like to thank them very much."
"Then how do you plan to thank them?" Wu Fei asked with a smile.
"How about I write a poem for them?" Su Zhao said.
The Ma Taichang in the audience looked at Su Zhao, feeling a little proud in his heart, even if you won the award, so what, if it is different, you have to thank the leader too, without us you are nothing!
"Compose poetry?" Wu Fei said in surprise, "I didn't expect you to be able to compose poetry, so let's listen carefully! Come on, everyone applaud and let Su Zhao compose a poem for us on the spot."
Under the stage, there was applause.
Wu Fei handed the microphone to Su Zhao, and slowly exited the stage.
Su Zhao and I walked towards the center of the stage step by step with the microphone, looked at the people below, especially the potbellied Director Ma who was sitting in the front row, and suddenly sneered!
"This is a ditch of hopelessly stagnant water, and the breeze can't blow the slightest ripples. Why don't you throw more broken copper and iron, and just throw your leftovers."
What poem is this?
Still water?
Broken metal?
Leftovers!
What are these things? Can this also be called poetry?
People are suspicious!
"Perhaps the green copper will turn into emeralds, and a few peach blossoms will be embroidered on the iron can; let the grease weave a layer of silk, and the mold will steam it into some clouds; let the stagnant water ferment into a ditch of green wine, full of white pearls. foam; the laughter of the small pearls turned into big pearls, and they were bitten by the mosquitoes who stole the wine; then a ditch of hopeless stagnant water can boast a bit of vividness. If the frog can’t bear the loneliness, it will be called stagnant water. singing."
At the end of the recitation, Su Zhao didn't take back the people's breath at all. With an angry expression, she looked at the audience and recited loudly: "This is a ditch of hopeless stagnant water. This is definitely not a place for beauty. It's better to let the ugly come." Cultivate and see what kind of world he creates!"
After finishing speaking, he took the microphone trophy and left the stage!
This poem is the most famous satirical poem on Su Zhao's earth. It has been included in high school textbooks, and almost everyone can recite it.
Su Zhao also opened his mouth as soon as he opened his mouth!
After scolding someone, Su Zhao finally heaved a sigh of relief these days of depression!
He meowed!
It's cool to scold!
The entire live broadcast hall was silent!
Everyone in the audience was stunned!
This motherfucker is reciting poetry, which is clearly a curse!
Dare to feel that there is no good person in your radio station, it is all stagnant and ugly!
Not even any ambiguous words are used!Just start scolding!
"This man is quite ruthless!"
"Just curse! This is a live broadcast! Almost the whole country knows about it!"
"I'll do it, it's going to be a lot of fun!"
Tan Yuan and Tai Zhixing sat together at the judges' table, neither of them expected such a result.
Tan Yuan looked surprised, then shook his head and smiled wryly, "This kid!"
Tai Zhixing looked unhappy, turned his head and said: "Old Tan, I don't care! You have to be responsible for settling this matter, that little guy is really courageous!"
Yan Ya was also shocked. She didn't expect Su Zhao to start scolding directly on the stage, and she used such a poem, not only scolding herself, but also her own father!
And the variety show frequency colleagues who were watching the live broadcast next to the TV were all elated!
"Look, look, I'll tell you that Xiao Su will definitely not have good things to say!"
"Let me go, Teacher Xiao Su is too cruel, just start scolding, live broadcast nationwide!"
"Don't rub the sand in your eyes, good job!"
In a house in Beijing.
Tan Youyou watched Su Zhao's high-spirited appearance on the TV, and he couldn't laugh or cry.
"This guy, I don't know how to restrain himself. With such a temper, no one will welcome him wherever he goes. The national live broadcast will scold him like this, and he doesn't want to imagine the impact. In the future, this TV station, radio station, who else can use him! It’s really pissing me off!”
offstage.
After Master Ma heard this poem, his chest heaved with anger!
At the beginning, Su Hao had a conflict with Qi Guo because of the copyright of the collection of jokes. Later, because of the cancellation of "Voice of Literature", he wanted to beat Su Zhao, but his face was swollen from the other party's forceful twitching!
Now, in front of so many colleagues across the country, it's a real slap in the face!What the hell, it's just a left and right attack, so insane!
Director Ma could feel the eyes of the leaders of other radio stations nearby.
How fucked up are our radio stations to drive a guy to this point!
And Yan Xingxue, who was far away in Yangtong, was very angry in the office!
The spot originally entrusted to his old classmate was taken by this kid for no reason, and he even scolded him, the leader of the station, in front of his colleagues from all over the country!
This Su Zhao is simply lawless!
live hall.Master Ma stood up.Walking to the judges' seat, he said to several judges: "I am dissatisfied with this person's award, and hope that the judges can take back his award."
The nine judges looked at each other, and one of the youngest judges said: "Things are things, and rules are rules. Don't involve your radio station's affairs in the awards. Hurry up and announce the next award, and don't delay the live broadcast!"
(End of this chapter)
The sentence "I just want to give the audience the best show" made the live broadcast hall suddenly quiet.
Many people were thinking about this sentence, and suddenly found that the programs they are doing now are actually their favorites. As for whether the audience likes it, they really haven't considered it.
Now, Su Zhao can be said to wake up the dreamer with just one word!
In many cases, the truth is actually very simple, and many people understand it, but few actually do it.
"The best show!" Wu Fei repeated, and said with a smile: "This sentence is easy to say, but difficult to do. Maybe many people in the audience don't know much about our Su Zhao. You can take a look at the picture behind me. big screen."
At this time, rows of introductions about Su Zhao appeared on the big screen.
People watched carefully one after another, and suddenly gasped!
"I only joined the job in July, that is to say, I have only worked as an anchor for four months now!"
""Voice of Literature" ranks No. [-] in Taiwan! Breaking into fourth place!"
"Hosted two programs and became the top five variety show frequency!"
"Talking about the ancient essays No. 1! The author of "True and False Cao Cao", no wonder I think this name is familiar."
The exclamation of the people made everyone realize that the young man in front of him was very talented.
Even Tan Yuan in the audience saw Su Zhao's brief introduction again, and couldn't help but love this kid.
And Yang Chen was even more stunned. He knew that Su Zhao must be very good, otherwise he wouldn't be nominated as an additional judge, but he didn't expect him to be so good!
This is nothing short of a radio legend!
"See, your resume, I know what a cow is!" Wu Fei said with a smile: "At this moment, do you have anything to say?"
Su Zhao said with a smile: "Of course I have something to say. I am very grateful to my leaders and colleagues for their support. Without them, I would not have grown up today. Once again, I would like to thank them very much."
"Then how do you plan to thank them?" Wu Fei asked with a smile.
"How about I write a poem for them?" Su Zhao said.
The Ma Taichang in the audience looked at Su Zhao, feeling a little proud in his heart, even if you won the award, so what, if it is different, you have to thank the leader too, without us you are nothing!
"Compose poetry?" Wu Fei said in surprise, "I didn't expect you to be able to compose poetry, so let's listen carefully! Come on, everyone applaud and let Su Zhao compose a poem for us on the spot."
Under the stage, there was applause.
Wu Fei handed the microphone to Su Zhao, and slowly exited the stage.
Su Zhao and I walked towards the center of the stage step by step with the microphone, looked at the people below, especially the potbellied Director Ma who was sitting in the front row, and suddenly sneered!
"This is a ditch of hopelessly stagnant water, and the breeze can't blow the slightest ripples. Why don't you throw more broken copper and iron, and just throw your leftovers."
What poem is this?
Still water?
Broken metal?
Leftovers!
What are these things? Can this also be called poetry?
People are suspicious!
"Perhaps the green copper will turn into emeralds, and a few peach blossoms will be embroidered on the iron can; let the grease weave a layer of silk, and the mold will steam it into some clouds; let the stagnant water ferment into a ditch of green wine, full of white pearls. foam; the laughter of the small pearls turned into big pearls, and they were bitten by the mosquitoes who stole the wine; then a ditch of hopeless stagnant water can boast a bit of vividness. If the frog can’t bear the loneliness, it will be called stagnant water. singing."
At the end of the recitation, Su Zhao didn't take back the people's breath at all. With an angry expression, she looked at the audience and recited loudly: "This is a ditch of hopeless stagnant water. This is definitely not a place for beauty. It's better to let the ugly come." Cultivate and see what kind of world he creates!"
After finishing speaking, he took the microphone trophy and left the stage!
This poem is the most famous satirical poem on Su Zhao's earth. It has been included in high school textbooks, and almost everyone can recite it.
Su Zhao also opened his mouth as soon as he opened his mouth!
After scolding someone, Su Zhao finally heaved a sigh of relief these days of depression!
He meowed!
It's cool to scold!
The entire live broadcast hall was silent!
Everyone in the audience was stunned!
This motherfucker is reciting poetry, which is clearly a curse!
Dare to feel that there is no good person in your radio station, it is all stagnant and ugly!
Not even any ambiguous words are used!Just start scolding!
"This man is quite ruthless!"
"Just curse! This is a live broadcast! Almost the whole country knows about it!"
"I'll do it, it's going to be a lot of fun!"
Tan Yuan and Tai Zhixing sat together at the judges' table, neither of them expected such a result.
Tan Yuan looked surprised, then shook his head and smiled wryly, "This kid!"
Tai Zhixing looked unhappy, turned his head and said: "Old Tan, I don't care! You have to be responsible for settling this matter, that little guy is really courageous!"
Yan Ya was also shocked. She didn't expect Su Zhao to start scolding directly on the stage, and she used such a poem, not only scolding herself, but also her own father!
And the variety show frequency colleagues who were watching the live broadcast next to the TV were all elated!
"Look, look, I'll tell you that Xiao Su will definitely not have good things to say!"
"Let me go, Teacher Xiao Su is too cruel, just start scolding, live broadcast nationwide!"
"Don't rub the sand in your eyes, good job!"
In a house in Beijing.
Tan Youyou watched Su Zhao's high-spirited appearance on the TV, and he couldn't laugh or cry.
"This guy, I don't know how to restrain himself. With such a temper, no one will welcome him wherever he goes. The national live broadcast will scold him like this, and he doesn't want to imagine the impact. In the future, this TV station, radio station, who else can use him! It’s really pissing me off!”
offstage.
After Master Ma heard this poem, his chest heaved with anger!
At the beginning, Su Hao had a conflict with Qi Guo because of the copyright of the collection of jokes. Later, because of the cancellation of "Voice of Literature", he wanted to beat Su Zhao, but his face was swollen from the other party's forceful twitching!
Now, in front of so many colleagues across the country, it's a real slap in the face!What the hell, it's just a left and right attack, so insane!
Director Ma could feel the eyes of the leaders of other radio stations nearby.
How fucked up are our radio stations to drive a guy to this point!
And Yan Xingxue, who was far away in Yangtong, was very angry in the office!
The spot originally entrusted to his old classmate was taken by this kid for no reason, and he even scolded him, the leader of the station, in front of his colleagues from all over the country!
This Su Zhao is simply lawless!
live hall.Master Ma stood up.Walking to the judges' seat, he said to several judges: "I am dissatisfied with this person's award, and hope that the judges can take back his award."
The nine judges looked at each other, and one of the youngest judges said: "Things are things, and rules are rules. Don't involve your radio station's affairs in the awards. Hurry up and announce the next award, and don't delay the live broadcast!"
(End of this chapter)
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