Exposure: The farewell book turns yellow, and my grandfather is a veteran

Chapter 9 Years: I only dare to kill pigs, not immortals!

"Woke up half an hour earlier today?" Chen Xian asked curiously.

Because Yu Meili has a precise biological clock, half an hour later is the time for Yu Meili to wake up.

"It's your birthday today! You're 60 years old, time is really unforgiving. Chen Xianfeng, this time..." Yu Meili said with a smile: "Whether you admit it or not this time, you have entered the age of old age, an old man people.

Because when you are 59, you can insist that you are the middle-aged generation.

But at the age of 60, he couldn't stop talking. "

Listening to the conversation between Chen Xianfeng and Yu Meili, the audience in the live broadcast room quit.

"Time doesn't forgive people? Looking at grandpa's face, how can there be any trace of age? Time: Are you polite?"

"Old Age: Are You Polite?"

"Old man: are you polite?"

"Sui Yue: I'm just a pig-killing knife, I only dare to kill pigs, how can I dare to kill immortals?"

Chen Xianfeng and Yu Meili ignored the barrage.

Chen Xianhe laughed and said, "I'm an old man? How can anyone say that about my husband? If you insist on saying that, don't blame her for being cruel."

"Don't say it!" Yu Meili, who had a sympathy with Chen Fengxian, knew what Chen Xianfu was about to say, so she acted like a baby and didn't let him say it.

"Don't talk, don't talk, you won't be [-] in two months, even if you are [-], you will always be a little fairy." Chen Xian said with a smile.

Yu Meili slapped the mischievous Chen Xianfeng a few times, knowing that although she is not old, the word "old" is still taboo, but she insists on saying it.

"Friends, are you full? Even I, who has experienced too many such scenes since I was a child, am full!"

When the camera turned to An Yaomei, the audience in the live broadcast room found An Yaomei who looked loveless.

"I live in a sweet pet drama every day, won't I be killed because of too much sugar?"

"You can have dog food, but in moderation!"

"There is no pretentiousness, it looks very comfortable!"

"Good guy, you call this comfort, excessive dog food, and single pawns!"

"Good guy, isn't this a game live broadcast room? How did it become a dog food live broadcast room?"

"Good guy, is this really tricked into killing?"

The audience empathized with An Yaomei. This old couple is too sweet, and they don't care about An Yaomei's dog in real life.

In real life, the dog An Yaomei was fed to death by dog ​​food, but there are still thousands of dogs in the live broadcast room on the Internet.Well, these tens of thousands of dogs couldn't stand up, and they were also sweetened to death by high-sugar dog food!

This old dog food from grandpa and grandma is simply terrifying!
pat!

Chen Xianfeng turned off the gas, and said, "Snow pears are stewed with rock sugar, what do you want for breakfast?"

"Millet porridge!" But An Yaomei replied enthusiastically and in a rough voice.

However, Chen Fengren didn't even look at his granddaughter, only Yu Meili was in his eyes.

"I want millet porridge!" An Yaomei said loudly again without giving up.

"Good guy! An Yaomei is really strong!"

"It's no wonder An Yaomei didn't get rid of her Internet addiction even after kneeling ten times, and she became the king of life! It turns out that this tough quality is cultivated in this way."

At this time, the water friends praised An Yaomei one after another.

"Just millet porridge, Xiaoxiao and I will drink millet porridge, and I'll cook you a bowl of birthday noodles." Yu Meili patted Chen Xianfeng, signaling him not to be so childish about his granddaughter.

"Grandma! Did I hear you right? You actually know how to cook yourself? You are not afraid of your cooking skills and turned grandpa's birthday into a death day?" An Yaomei shouted in disbelief.

Chen Fengren turned his head to look at Yaomei An and said, "The brat is so annoying!"

Yu Meili smiled and said, "Your grandma, I went to the countryside. How can I plant rice seedlings and chop firewood, climb trees and catch fish? It was after your grandpa married me that I gave up these housework. If it wasn't for your grandpa's 60th birthday, Xiaoxiao, you are not lucky enough to eat what your grandma cooks."

An Yaomei was stunned on the spot.

She really couldn't imagine that the grandmother who has always been a fairy, who has always been a fairy, and who has never done housework, has ever gone to the countryside.So what did grandma look like when she planted rice seedlings, cut firewood, climbed trees and fished?

When grandma went to touch the fish, would the fish really be there for her to pick up?
Just by imagining it, An Yaomei was very excited and looked forward to such a picture.

"Cook the noodles, or I'll do it." Chen Xian said softly.

"Hahahahaha..."

However, Chen Xian's tenderness was broken by An Yaomei's wild laughter, and she saw An Yaomei laughing wildly and said: "Yu Meili, look, your husband doesn't believe in your cooking skills, even if you only cook a bowl of noodles, you don't feel at ease. You cook. It seems that your cooking skills really cannot stand the test!"

Yu Meili rolled her eyes at An Yaomei, a brat, and said to Chen Xianfeng, "Don't worry, I secretly learned from others for three months in order to cook a bowl of noodles for you!"

When Yu Meili went to the countryside, she was also a village woman, and she learned more life skills.But Yu Meili was only 16 years old at that time, and she is almost 60 years old now. These life skills have been lost for too many years.

So even Chen Fengren didn't really believe in Yu Meili's cooking skills.

Even for such a simple culinary skill as cooking noodles, Chen Xianfei couldn't believe it.

However, Yu Meili secretly studied for three months in order to surprise Chen Xianfeng's 60th birthday, but Chen Feifei didn't know it.

One must know that Chen Fengchen is the king of special soldiers, and he is very good at anti-disc, but he was cheated once.

"Who did you learn from? You don't learn cooking from your husband, but you have to learn from others?" Chen Xianfeng asked curiously.

"Learn from you how to surprise you? I'll tell you directly, husband, I want to learn how to cook birthday noodles and surprise you on your birthday?" Yu Meili patted Chen Xianxian's arm and said.

"That's the truth, but who did you learn how to cook noodles from?" Chen Xianfeng was still curious about who Yu Meili learned how to cook noodles from.

"With Liu Dongming, the chef of the school..."

"Liu Dongming knows how to cook noodles with a hammer!"

However, after hearing the answer, Chen Xian became irritable instantly.

"So grandpa is jealous?"

"This is simply a small jealousy jar. I get irritable when I hear a man's name!"

"The jealous grandpa is really cuter!"

The audience in the live broadcast room were shocked when they saw this scene.

Because Chen Xianfeng's temperament seemed extremely calm, and he seemed to be in front of the landslide without changing his face, even if it was a huge difficulty, it was not a problem for Chen Xianfeng.

However, when he heard another man's name from Yu Meili's mouth, Chen Xiancheng's little jealous jar really turned upside down.

Got jealous without warning.

"Listen to what he said, look at you now, how dare I learn how to cook noodles from Liu Dongming? Of course I learned how to cook noodles from Liu Dongming's wife. Don't worry, a decent piece of noodles! Guaranteed that you will be healthy after eating Stay healthy and never grow old!"

Yu Meili grabbed Chen Xianfeng's hand and said hastily.

Although she teased the jealous Chen Xianfeng for a while, but after teasing Chen Xianfeng, who was irritable, it was herself who felt distressed.

(End of this chapter)