Conan: I am a Ke scholar

Chapter 143

There is a dog named Thor in the world.

There is another kind of person in the world who is more dog than dog, called Si Yi.

But this matter, Si Yi refused to admit it. As an honest and reliable young gentleman, he considered himself the embodiment of justice.

Thor definitely disagreed with this matter, since he was a child, he didn't know how many times he suffered from Si Yi's loss.

Even half of his own food would be robbed by Si Yi, until not long ago, he reached the pinnacle of dog life by virtue of his ingenuity.

What he loves most now is to bring his wife to show off his affection in front of Si Yi.

I have a wife, you don't.

Haha!

Thor's small eyes slanted, looking at the weird cage-like device in front of him, which was strange and weird.

It looks very much like a human treadmill, but why is there a cage on the treadmill?

Does Si Yi want to exercise? I've never seen him exercise.

Seeing Si Yi who was smiling but not smiling, Thor couldn't help but take a few steps back, muttering in his heart, always feeling that this matter is not easy.

And Si Yi patted the device in front of him very satisfied.

This is his latest masterpiece, the scientific name is the "resolute" treadmill, also known as the "suicide compulsive treadmill".

He invented this treadmill for Thor.

Isn't it because Thor married a wife and became fat again, and he couldn't walk anymore.

This made Si Yi very worried. It is not good to be obese, and it affects life and health. He lost weight for Thor.

So he built a dead-end treadmill just for Thor.

"Your boss, I haven't married a wife yet, you kid is a bit too much."

Si muttered a little, he not only prepared a desperate treadmill for Thor.

He also invented an automatic drinking machine, an automatic feeding machine, an automatic table cleaning machine, an automatic watermelon cutting machine, and an automatic hypnosis machine for him.

These inventions are common ginkgo.

Thinking of this, Si Yi couldn't help snickering.

"It's over, it's over, this old bastard, boss, is definitely plotting against me."

Thor became more and more wary.

Si Yi didn't know that he had been exposed at this time, a gentle smile appeared on his face, and then he said softly to Thor, "Come on, Thor, this is a good thing, let's try it."

Thor shook his head frantically, and ran away decisively.

Let this uncle suffer, hehe, I, Thor, will never be fooled.

But he was too fat, like a ball, and his short legs rolled like a ball on the ground when he ran.

Si Yi picked him up, and Thor threw his four calves in the air, and Si Yi was also shocked, "Good guy, you're almost seven or eighty catties now!"

If he hadn't drank the Kidney Treasure himself, he still wouldn't be able to hold Thor.

It's okay, let Thor lose weight!
Si Yi said that it was definitely for the sake of Thor's health, not because he envied him for having a wife.

"Well, yes, the reason for everything is because you are too fat."

Si Yi looked at Thor who was locked in the cage, and nodded with satisfaction. Now Thor is too fat, and the Thor device built for him probably won't be able to carry it.

When he thought of the Thor device, he couldn't help but think of Thor, the extremely arrogant Thor in the Avengers. "Hey, brother, do you know what my blood is flowing, it's Odin's blood."

"No, that's just cream and beer."

Looking at Thor's chubby belly, Si Yi couldn't bear to look directly at it. What is flowing inside is golden egg fried rice, right?
Thor covered his eyes with two fat paws, and he waited for a while, but nothing happened.

Has the boss changed his temper?

He opened the small paw a little bit, and saw Si Yi muttering in front of a small instrument, "How long does it take to set it up, how about running for two days, um, it's a bit small, and running for three days?"

Thor: ? ? ?
Are you a human being?
"I..."

Thor just wanted to express his opinion, and saw that Si Yi had already pressed the button, and soon Thor understood the function of this desperate treadmill.

The rapid pull of the belt startled the tense Thor instantly, and he jumped up from the belt, and hit the top of the cage with a thud.

Aggrieved, he covered the bag on his head with his little paws, and then ran quickly with his two hind legs.

Si Yi beside him couldn't help being amazed.

"awesome!"

Thor became more and more clever, and even learned to run on two legs.

This is also thanks to my wise and powerful decision-making.

After a while, Thor was tired and out of breath. He knew that it was immoral for him to find a wife behind his back.

Especially in the past few days, I have been showing affection to my wife, and the boss has eaten a lot of dog food.

He only heard his suggestion in a low voice, "Boss, I personally think that it is immoral to let a dog run."

Thor's voice became lower and lower, "You are also fat, why haven't I seen you running?"

"Ok?"

Si Yi frowned, you thought I couldn't hear you, but Si Yi said in surprise, "What, what are you talking about, the speed is too slow!"

He immediately doubled the speed of the treadmill, then shook his head helplessly, "This is the first time I've heard of such an unreasonable request."

"Si Yi, you don't talk about martial arts!"

Thor's two short legs couldn't take it anymore, and he started running on four legs. The speed of the treadmill was getting faster and faster, and he kept sticking out his tongue.

"Save, save, help!"

"smell good!"

Si Yi moved a small chair, holding a sausage in his right hand and a glass of Coke in his left hand, then leaned on the chair and watched Thor quietly.

He gently shook the sausage in his hand and sighed, "Why is this sausage so delicious?"

Thor rolled his eyes weakly, he wanted to escape from here, but looking at the solid cages around him, he immediately gave up again.

For the first time, he had a new understanding of the word "wrecked boats".

And Thor decided that he would never show affection in front of Siyi again, dirty!
Looking at Thor who was in dire straits, Si Yi couldn't help sighing, "I just want to go out for a walk with the dog. Who made you so fat? Those who know know that I am walking the dog, but those who don't know think that the dog is walking. walk me."

He ate the hot dog in his hand in one gulp, and looked at Thor who was running desperately, and immediately felt happy.

Immediately afterwards, he moved four or five machines out from the side. Thorton suddenly had a bad feeling and panicked, "Boss, what are you going to do?"

"This is an automatic water dispenser. I think it's too troublesome for you to lick and drink water with your tongue."

Si Yi pressed lightly, and a jet of water spurted out from the machine, and the strong jet of water swelled far away.

Thor shook his head violently, does this thing drink water? I think it's a good choice to drink water by licking it with my tongue.

"Oh, the machine is a little flawed."

Is this a little bit!
Thor roared in his heart.

Si Yi moved another machine, "This is an automatic meal feeding machine."

Looking at the rice spoons flying all over the sky, Thor really didn't want to talk anymore, this is an automatic dog beating machine!

"This is a machine that cuts watermelon automatically. Isn't it summer? You like to eat watermelon, so save yourself trouble."

Thor watched the watermelon knife pierced into the floor in a flash and fell silent, then he shook his head decisively.

"Boss, times have changed, I don't like watermelon anymore."

"That's such a pity."

Si Yi suppressed his smile and brought out another machine, "This is an automatic hypnosis machine. Don't you think you can't fall asleep recently? With it, falling asleep is very easy."

As soon as Si pressed the button, the automatic hypnosis machine slowly stretched out an arm, crossed two fingers, and flicked quickly, a small hole appeared in the wall in front of him.

"Oh, what a perfect machine, just flick it lightly, and it will be the next day when you wake up, how perfect!"

"Oh, by the way, there are still a bunch of them. Run quickly. After running, let's try those things. They are all specially designed for you."

Si Yi pointed to the mountains of small props in the distance. Every time Thor showed affection, Si Yi made a small prop.

Before I knew it, there were so many.

Looking at the pile of props, Thor immediately lay on the belt and pretended to be dead, but the tumbling belt forced him to run desperately with his calves.

The corner of Si Yi's mouth raised slightly, letting you show your affection in front of me when you have nothing to do.

Show affection, die fast!

(End of this chapter)