Don't hurt me, the emperor: ugly women mess up the harem

Chapter 56 [Hey, brainless as a bandit! 】

He scratched his head irritably, the bandits on this hill are too incompetent.

I don't know how to bring more people!
But Xiahou Chennan was staring at Jing Lingke's back, women were really difficult to understand, and just now he was defined by him as a person who was greedy for vanity, but his behavior at this moment puzzled him again.

If it was an ordinary woman, seeing a bandit, even if she had confidence in him, she would be worried and nervous, but her appearance really made him suspicious, as if she wanted to do something!
It seems very disappointed!

"baby!"

Jing Lingke, who had been watching the situation, suddenly heard such a voice in her ears. She was really taken aback. She patted her chest, unable to resist the urge to curse, and gave a hypocritical smile, "Your Majesty, what's the matter?"

"What are you looking at baby?"

"Look at those bandits are so stupid!" Jing Lingke sneered bluntly, look, they were dealt with in just three or two strokes, hey, I don't know how to count the number of people, now I know how powerful it is, it's really a waste her feelings!
too stupid?
"Look, the first element of being a bandit, do you know what it is?" Jing Lingke raised her head and scratched her nose with her thumb, looking very proud.

Xiahou Chennan looked at her, and simply leaned his head on his hand, "Say!"

That look is even more attractive than Jing Lingke.

Jing Lingke's heart that wanted to be proud suddenly stopped, and she said weakly, "A bandit should look like a bandit. People will be scared at first sight, and then hand over their belongings obediently. This is the best strategy for bandits. , look at them, each of them looks like a person who has not had enough to eat, they are so weak that they push one another down!"

The more I think about it, the more depressed I feel. She, Jing Lingke, has been looking forward to it for so long, and it is really sad that such a group of fake bandits has come to her!
"Besides, look at their weapons. Do any bandits use hoes as weapons? No matter how poor you are, you have to equip an eye-catching sword. Otherwise, how can you catch the robbed people?"

Really, the more I think about it, the more I feel that these people are some brain-dead, brain-dead bandits, hey, it's a joke in the world!

Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Jing Lingke sighed repeatedly when she thought that her plan was in vain, completely forgetting that someone was staring at her all the time.

[PS: I even want to bookmark, comment, subscribe, and vote for tickets!Parents, give some motivation! 】

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