Chapter 2
At this time, a man got out of the grave, his head and body were covered with child's urine!
The man patted his body in embarrassment, looked at the happiest Ye Xuan running ahead, and shouted, "Stop!"

Ye Xuan turned around and stuck out his tongue at the man, made a grimace, and said, "Idiots stop! You think I don't know why you made us stop! Guys, follow the old rules and run quickly 1"

After Ye Xuan finished shouting, a group of children scattered and ran away, making it hard for the other party to know who to arrest!

The man laughed back angrily: "Okay, I understand now, it's your little one, and it's your kid's big one, I'll arrest you today!"

Ye Xuan turned his head and made a grimace, untied the slingshot from his waist, took out a small stone and aimed it at the opponent, and it was three stones!

The man reached out and grabbed three small stones in the palm of his hand at the same time!

Seeing this, Ye Xuan yelled in disbelief: "Impossible! This is the slingshot my mother made for me, how could you catch it!"

Ye Xuan didn't believe in evil, and fired three stones in a row again, but was still caught in the palm of the opponent.

"Oh my god, it's hell, it's really a hell this time! Boy peeing doesn't work anymore!" Ye Xuan turned around and ran away!

"Hehehe, you brat! What kind of parents are able to raise such a naughty child? How old is this?" The man grabbed the six stones in his hand, laughing and laughing.

The man jumped up and appeared in front of Ye Xuan in an instant, and lifted him up by the collar. After kicking his legs in the air for a long time, Ye Xuan finally stopped obediently.

"Hey, boy, what do you think we should do?" The man said angrily, "I can't even sleep well, and you come back to pee on me?"

Ye Xuan rolled his eyes, and said with an aggrieved face: "Then, how about I take you to find my mother? I didn't mean it either!"

Hey, you really know how to find a backer!

"Okay, take me to see your mother!" The man said angrily, he stretched out his hand and was about to put Ye Xuan down, when he suddenly flipped his wrist and put it on Ye Xuan's wrist, after a while, the man suddenly looked ecstatic Said, "Son, what's your name?"

Ye Xuan rolled his eyes and replied, "My surname is Ni!"

"Surname Ni?" The man asked thoughtfully, "Then what's your name?"

"Single name with one word, layer upon layer!" Ye Xuan rolled his eyes again.

"Ni Die?" The man subconsciously repeated thoughtfully. When he saw Ye Xuan's smiling eyes, he suddenly came to his senses, and slapped Ye Xuan's little butt hard with his backhand. : "Okay, you brat, how dare you play tricks on me! This is the first time I've been played tricks by a five-year-old child!"

Ye Xuan let out a hey hey, being spanked by his mother every day, saying that this amount of force doesn't hurt at all!When the mother is angry, the punishment is called blood and tears!All kinds of corporal punishment, all kinds of laps, all kinds of equipment, plus all kinds of exercises!
The man almost made Ye Xuan so angry that he said seriously: "Take me to see your mother, although I was unlucky to meet you group of unlucky children today, but it will allow me to accidentally pick a real martial arts genius. It is also a harvest!"

At this time, Ye Xuan said with a serious face: "What? Did you come here for my mother's beauty? Let me tell you, if you want to pursue my mother, you have to pass the test of my young master first." !"

I'm going!

Is this kid really five years old?Really, only five years old?
"Don't you dare to say that my mother is not a peerless beauty who everyone loves flowers when they see them, and anyone who sees them will like them?" Ye Xuan said with a righteous face.

After the man heard Ye Xuan's words, a flock of crows flew over his head.

Alright, alright, it's rare in my life to meet such a weird child who is a natural martial arts prodigy, so I can't miss it!
Otherwise, I may not be able to find a more suitable successor in my life!
(End of this chapter)

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