The black belly is playing big names
Chapter 288 The little beauty has a bad temper
Chapter 288 The little beauty has a bad temper
The first one appeared on the stage, and I saw this woman's pink face was full of spring, her double waves trembled, her snake waist twisted, she was wearing a white long dress fluttering like a fairy, especially wearing a white gauze mask, revealing two watery eyes. The big eyes are really indescribably moving!
No wonder Shang Ziyan would vote for her, such a beautiful little girl, anyone would like it!
Ye Zi cheered up with a smile, and prepared to give this beautiful little girl a relatively simple assessment, maybe our family Yuan Yi can fall in love with her!
Well, what do you think is good to test her?Let's take a test in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, as long as you have read a few books and know a few characters, we can't use the knowledge taught by our Tsinghua University to test other people, that would be unfair to them, right?
Ye Zi is a teacher at the Royal Academy, and he is basically on the same level as the professors and doctoral supervisors at Tsinghua University and Peking University. We can't pick someone who is at the same level as Ye Zi, otherwise we won't be able to pick a few if the whole army is wiped out!
So, Ye Zi thought about it, and chose the simplest poem to test the other party.
"Girl, please sit down, you just need to match my next sentence and you can pass the test!" Ye Zi said with a smile: "Guanguan Jujiu, in the river continent! You only need to match the following two sentences to pass the test!" Already!"
This question is easy, right?Nima, a three-year-old child knows what the following two sentences are!Ah, I will not easily tell you before the exam that the answer is the king of heaven, Gaidihu, chicken stewed with mushrooms!
Hey, enough is enough for you, have you watched too much?Serious, serious, don't laugh, let alone smile and wink!We are taking a test!take an exam! !
This pretty girl stared blankly at Ye Zi for a long time, but she didn't respond for a long time.
Ye Zi blinked her eyes, is this exam question too difficult?And it happened that the other party hadn't read the Book of Songs?
It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter if you haven't read the Book of Songs, let's take the Chu Ci test!
"Then change the test question. The last sentence is the road is long and the road is long, you can just answer the next sentence!" Ye Zi still said with a smile, look, look, how satisfied our Ye Zi is with this little beautiful daughter what!
Who knew that the little girl sitting across from her was still blinking and didn't speak for a long time.
Could it be that she can't speak?It's okay, you can write it down!
Just as Ye Zi was about to push the pen, ink, paper and inkstone in front of him forward, the other party finally spoke, but this opening made Ye Zi almost petrified on the spot!
"Are you planning to transfer me?" The other party said, well, this sentence actually wouldn't make Ye Zi have such a big reaction. What made her almost collapse was that the other party was actually a male voice!
Ahhhh, I'm going crazy!I chose a wife for my younger brother Yuan Yi. You, a big man, pretended to be a man and appeared here. What is your intention!
Ye Zi stood up suddenly: "Are you a man?"
"Yes!" Peugeot Xiaomei's daughter sitting opposite tore off the veil on her face, revealing a bearded face, handed over a dagger in her hand, and said expressionlessly: "Put your hands up!" , robbery!"
puff……
"Actually, my name is Tang Bomao, and I am one of the four talented women in the south of the Yangtze River! If you want to rob, please be a bit technical in robbing!" Our classmate Ye Zi replied calmly, grabbing each other Wrist, and shouted: "Come on! Pull this dead shemale out for me, it's my turn!"
Mr. Gopher appeared at the first time, drilled a hole from the ground, and directly dragged the shemale away from the ground!
Look, how efficient it is!This shows how important it is to create a supporting actor who can punch holes!
After dragging away this wonderful thing, the number two character came below.
This time, she opened the door as soon as she entered the door, well, this time she is finally a woman!And it's not here to rob!
Ye Zi took a deep breath and sat down again, and asked with a smile, "What books have you read?"
The other party smiled mysteriously, took out a dozen books from his arms, and handed them to Ye Zi.
Ye Zi was taken aback, what does this mean?
The other party looked at Ye Zi with a smile, with an inscrutable expression on his face, and said in a drawn out tone: "Girl, I see that your bones are so strange, you must be a martial arts prodigy. Do you want to learn the big holding technique, the big sinking technique, the big diving technique, etc.? I suddenly feel that we are very destined, so I sell these books to you cheaply. The market price is 99 99 taels of silver, now I will give you a 99% discount, and you can take it home with only [-] taels! Don’t miss it when you pass by! You will not regret buying it, and you will regret it if you don’t buy it. You don’t need [-] Nine hundred and ninety-nine, you don’t need nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine, you only need nine hundred and ninety-nine and you can take it home and become a hero of the generation of martial arts, all-powerful, unprecedented! If you buy it now, you will also have Jiuyin White Bone Claw, Jiuyin Scripture, The Nine Suns Manual is presented as a gift! Now it is on sale, don't miss it..."
Ye Zi held his head in both hands, wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth in pain, forced a breath, and roared: "Come on, drag me out, chop, chop, chop again!"
Be calm, be calm, be sure to be calm!I am the princess of Nanzhen Kingdom, and I am the professor of the Royal Academy. I must have demeanor, demeanor!
Ye Zi forced another breath of true energy, and shouted: "Next!"
Number three came in, Ye Zi looked up and down, very well, it was a woman.
And there are so many martial arts cheats on him!
No. [-] shyly sat in front of Ye Zi, lowered her head and refused to look at Ye Zi, and twisted her handkerchief anxiously.
"Girl, what books have you read?" Ye Zi wiped the blood from the corner of her mouth and asked with a pleasant smile.
"I don't read much, Four Books and Five Classics, women's rules!" The other party replied shyly.
"Then what other specialties do you have?" Ye Zi nodded, indicating that this is still a bit reliable.
"Actually, I don't know much. I can also recite poems, compose poems, paint landscapes, Hunan embroidery, Suzhou embroidery, and Shu embroidery. I have average cooking skills, but it is absolutely no problem to prepare three tables of dishes at the same time. I love cleanliness by nature. My house has always been spotless and well organized. "The other party continued to reply shyly.
Want west, want west, this girl is reliable!
Ye Zi was very satisfied, and asked with a smile: "Then why did you come to participate in this selection? You look good, your family background should be good, and you are versatile, so you should not worry about getting married!"
The other party became even more shy, and said: "Yes. But I want to find a better one! I was thinking, if I can advance smoothly, pass the test, and become the daughter-in-law of the Yefu, I will go home with my dead husband divorced!"
Divorce... Divorce... Marriage...
Pfft... A certain examiner spurted three liters of blood again!
Auntie, you are already married, why are you joining in the fun!Are you looking for trouble on purpose?If I don't deal with you today, I will take your surname!
So, from a distance, people from all over Yefu saw Ye Zi wrestling with contestant No. [-]. Not long after, No. [-] was stepped on by examiner Ye Zi, who roared at the front yard: "Shang Zi Yan! Can you be more reliable! If you put this kind of strange flower in again, I will fight with you tonight!"
Fight, fight, fight!
The examiner in the front yard was foaming at the mouth, and he fought hard, do you think there is a difference between not fighting now and fighting hard?
Well, the front yard and the second yard are so lively, but the third yard and the back yard are much quieter.
Especially Ye Youran, who sat leisurely and leisurely at the table in the third courtyard, eating snacks and sipping small tea, was indescribably comfortable.
Yuan Yi was still in his room, reading obediently.The outside things have nothing to do with him. When he heard that Xue Feiying would also come to participate in the competition, he was instantly relieved!
Nima, it is good to have a real sister!My sister is in all kinds of pain!
Outside the gate, Xue Feiying pinched her resume nervously, and moved forward step by step.
Seeing the huge crowd of people at the gate, thinking about my current situation, I felt a little sad.
It would be great if you were better!If I had known that Yuan Yi had such an excellent sister, maybe I would not have dared to love her?
Just as Xue Feiying was hesitating, a figure quietly appeared beside her, stretching out two fingers to stamp her.
Xue Feiying turned around, and saw a man wearing a gray coat, a straw hat, two simple glasses made from the bottom of a gray wine bottle, and two fake mustaches, stealthily following She said, "Is your name Xue Feiying?"
"Yeah, who are you?" Xue Feiying looked at the other party very vigilantly. No matter how you look at it, this person doesn't look like a good person!Especially the two fake mustaches that are dying, trembling when talking, if this person is a good person, then these people around him are all good people!
"Yeah hahahaha! Do you want to win?" The other party said mysteriously: "I have this strategy here, do you want to read it? Don't worry, I'm a good person! I won't do anything to you!"
Please, it's because you said this that I'm even more worried, okay?
"What on earth are you trying to do?" Xue Feiying became more vigilant. She managed to escape from the house with the help of a short uncle. If she couldn't find Yuan Yi today, she would really die. up!So it's better not to talk to those strangers at all!Especially this person in front of him!A foolish look is definitely not a good person!
The other party let out a strange laugh and said, "Daughter Xiaomei, as long as you come with me, I will tell you! Come on, come on!"
Xue Feiying stretched out her fist and was about to smash it, but the opponent grabbed her wrist, and she threw herself towards the opponent!
Wow, Xiaomei's daughter is quite fierce!
At this time, this strange person finally stopped talking, and clearly said in Xue Feiying's ear: "I am Yuan Yi's sister, follow me!"
Yuan Yi's sister?
Xue Feiying was stunned for a moment!
(End of this chapter)
The first one appeared on the stage, and I saw this woman's pink face was full of spring, her double waves trembled, her snake waist twisted, she was wearing a white long dress fluttering like a fairy, especially wearing a white gauze mask, revealing two watery eyes. The big eyes are really indescribably moving!
No wonder Shang Ziyan would vote for her, such a beautiful little girl, anyone would like it!
Ye Zi cheered up with a smile, and prepared to give this beautiful little girl a relatively simple assessment, maybe our family Yuan Yi can fall in love with her!
Well, what do you think is good to test her?Let's take a test in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, as long as you have read a few books and know a few characters, we can't use the knowledge taught by our Tsinghua University to test other people, that would be unfair to them, right?
Ye Zi is a teacher at the Royal Academy, and he is basically on the same level as the professors and doctoral supervisors at Tsinghua University and Peking University. We can't pick someone who is at the same level as Ye Zi, otherwise we won't be able to pick a few if the whole army is wiped out!
So, Ye Zi thought about it, and chose the simplest poem to test the other party.
"Girl, please sit down, you just need to match my next sentence and you can pass the test!" Ye Zi said with a smile: "Guanguan Jujiu, in the river continent! You only need to match the following two sentences to pass the test!" Already!"
This question is easy, right?Nima, a three-year-old child knows what the following two sentences are!Ah, I will not easily tell you before the exam that the answer is the king of heaven, Gaidihu, chicken stewed with mushrooms!
Hey, enough is enough for you, have you watched too much?Serious, serious, don't laugh, let alone smile and wink!We are taking a test!take an exam! !
This pretty girl stared blankly at Ye Zi for a long time, but she didn't respond for a long time.
Ye Zi blinked her eyes, is this exam question too difficult?And it happened that the other party hadn't read the Book of Songs?
It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter if you haven't read the Book of Songs, let's take the Chu Ci test!
"Then change the test question. The last sentence is the road is long and the road is long, you can just answer the next sentence!" Ye Zi still said with a smile, look, look, how satisfied our Ye Zi is with this little beautiful daughter what!
Who knew that the little girl sitting across from her was still blinking and didn't speak for a long time.
Could it be that she can't speak?It's okay, you can write it down!
Just as Ye Zi was about to push the pen, ink, paper and inkstone in front of him forward, the other party finally spoke, but this opening made Ye Zi almost petrified on the spot!
"Are you planning to transfer me?" The other party said, well, this sentence actually wouldn't make Ye Zi have such a big reaction. What made her almost collapse was that the other party was actually a male voice!
Ahhhh, I'm going crazy!I chose a wife for my younger brother Yuan Yi. You, a big man, pretended to be a man and appeared here. What is your intention!
Ye Zi stood up suddenly: "Are you a man?"
"Yes!" Peugeot Xiaomei's daughter sitting opposite tore off the veil on her face, revealing a bearded face, handed over a dagger in her hand, and said expressionlessly: "Put your hands up!" , robbery!"
puff……
"Actually, my name is Tang Bomao, and I am one of the four talented women in the south of the Yangtze River! If you want to rob, please be a bit technical in robbing!" Our classmate Ye Zi replied calmly, grabbing each other Wrist, and shouted: "Come on! Pull this dead shemale out for me, it's my turn!"
Mr. Gopher appeared at the first time, drilled a hole from the ground, and directly dragged the shemale away from the ground!
Look, how efficient it is!This shows how important it is to create a supporting actor who can punch holes!
After dragging away this wonderful thing, the number two character came below.
This time, she opened the door as soon as she entered the door, well, this time she is finally a woman!And it's not here to rob!
Ye Zi took a deep breath and sat down again, and asked with a smile, "What books have you read?"
The other party smiled mysteriously, took out a dozen books from his arms, and handed them to Ye Zi.
Ye Zi was taken aback, what does this mean?
The other party looked at Ye Zi with a smile, with an inscrutable expression on his face, and said in a drawn out tone: "Girl, I see that your bones are so strange, you must be a martial arts prodigy. Do you want to learn the big holding technique, the big sinking technique, the big diving technique, etc.? I suddenly feel that we are very destined, so I sell these books to you cheaply. The market price is 99 99 taels of silver, now I will give you a 99% discount, and you can take it home with only [-] taels! Don’t miss it when you pass by! You will not regret buying it, and you will regret it if you don’t buy it. You don’t need [-] Nine hundred and ninety-nine, you don’t need nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine, you only need nine hundred and ninety-nine and you can take it home and become a hero of the generation of martial arts, all-powerful, unprecedented! If you buy it now, you will also have Jiuyin White Bone Claw, Jiuyin Scripture, The Nine Suns Manual is presented as a gift! Now it is on sale, don't miss it..."
Ye Zi held his head in both hands, wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth in pain, forced a breath, and roared: "Come on, drag me out, chop, chop, chop again!"
Be calm, be calm, be sure to be calm!I am the princess of Nanzhen Kingdom, and I am the professor of the Royal Academy. I must have demeanor, demeanor!
Ye Zi forced another breath of true energy, and shouted: "Next!"
Number three came in, Ye Zi looked up and down, very well, it was a woman.
And there are so many martial arts cheats on him!
No. [-] shyly sat in front of Ye Zi, lowered her head and refused to look at Ye Zi, and twisted her handkerchief anxiously.
"Girl, what books have you read?" Ye Zi wiped the blood from the corner of her mouth and asked with a pleasant smile.
"I don't read much, Four Books and Five Classics, women's rules!" The other party replied shyly.
"Then what other specialties do you have?" Ye Zi nodded, indicating that this is still a bit reliable.
"Actually, I don't know much. I can also recite poems, compose poems, paint landscapes, Hunan embroidery, Suzhou embroidery, and Shu embroidery. I have average cooking skills, but it is absolutely no problem to prepare three tables of dishes at the same time. I love cleanliness by nature. My house has always been spotless and well organized. "The other party continued to reply shyly.
Want west, want west, this girl is reliable!
Ye Zi was very satisfied, and asked with a smile: "Then why did you come to participate in this selection? You look good, your family background should be good, and you are versatile, so you should not worry about getting married!"
The other party became even more shy, and said: "Yes. But I want to find a better one! I was thinking, if I can advance smoothly, pass the test, and become the daughter-in-law of the Yefu, I will go home with my dead husband divorced!"
Divorce... Divorce... Marriage...
Pfft... A certain examiner spurted three liters of blood again!
Auntie, you are already married, why are you joining in the fun!Are you looking for trouble on purpose?If I don't deal with you today, I will take your surname!
So, from a distance, people from all over Yefu saw Ye Zi wrestling with contestant No. [-]. Not long after, No. [-] was stepped on by examiner Ye Zi, who roared at the front yard: "Shang Zi Yan! Can you be more reliable! If you put this kind of strange flower in again, I will fight with you tonight!"
Fight, fight, fight!
The examiner in the front yard was foaming at the mouth, and he fought hard, do you think there is a difference between not fighting now and fighting hard?
Well, the front yard and the second yard are so lively, but the third yard and the back yard are much quieter.
Especially Ye Youran, who sat leisurely and leisurely at the table in the third courtyard, eating snacks and sipping small tea, was indescribably comfortable.
Yuan Yi was still in his room, reading obediently.The outside things have nothing to do with him. When he heard that Xue Feiying would also come to participate in the competition, he was instantly relieved!
Nima, it is good to have a real sister!My sister is in all kinds of pain!
Outside the gate, Xue Feiying pinched her resume nervously, and moved forward step by step.
Seeing the huge crowd of people at the gate, thinking about my current situation, I felt a little sad.
It would be great if you were better!If I had known that Yuan Yi had such an excellent sister, maybe I would not have dared to love her?
Just as Xue Feiying was hesitating, a figure quietly appeared beside her, stretching out two fingers to stamp her.
Xue Feiying turned around, and saw a man wearing a gray coat, a straw hat, two simple glasses made from the bottom of a gray wine bottle, and two fake mustaches, stealthily following She said, "Is your name Xue Feiying?"
"Yeah, who are you?" Xue Feiying looked at the other party very vigilantly. No matter how you look at it, this person doesn't look like a good person!Especially the two fake mustaches that are dying, trembling when talking, if this person is a good person, then these people around him are all good people!
"Yeah hahahaha! Do you want to win?" The other party said mysteriously: "I have this strategy here, do you want to read it? Don't worry, I'm a good person! I won't do anything to you!"
Please, it's because you said this that I'm even more worried, okay?
"What on earth are you trying to do?" Xue Feiying became more vigilant. She managed to escape from the house with the help of a short uncle. If she couldn't find Yuan Yi today, she would really die. up!So it's better not to talk to those strangers at all!Especially this person in front of him!A foolish look is definitely not a good person!
The other party let out a strange laugh and said, "Daughter Xiaomei, as long as you come with me, I will tell you! Come on, come on!"
Xue Feiying stretched out her fist and was about to smash it, but the opponent grabbed her wrist, and she threw herself towards the opponent!
Wow, Xiaomei's daughter is quite fierce!
At this time, this strange person finally stopped talking, and clearly said in Xue Feiying's ear: "I am Yuan Yi's sister, follow me!"
Yuan Yi's sister?
Xue Feiying was stunned for a moment!
(End of this chapter)
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