The black belly is playing big names

Chapter 92 We only want that child
But!But!These two people actually discussed the relationship between the height and the length of the futon for a long time!
Ahhh, if they weren't crazy, then they must be crazy!

The two men guarding Yexuan and Monk Ziyan wiped off their cold sweat at the same time, and at the same time glanced at each other uncertainly, um, is my nerves still normal?Are the large and small nerves inside normal?
Well, the onlookers all said that you are actually abnormal!
While the two people in the room were having a heated discussion about how to arrange the futon, which is more suitable for sleeping and can use more space, someone came over in a hurry from outside!

The person in charge of guarding them looked back, and finally heaved a sigh of relief!It seems that I am really normal!

As soon as the person outside came, the two guards at the gate finally felt that they had hoped for it!
If I stay with those two bastards, one big and one small, for a long time, I'm really worried that I'll be schizophrenic!

The person who came glanced at the two guards in cold sweat, and said, "Someone from above will come and take this child away in a while."

"Then, what about that woman?" One of the gatekeepers asked uncertainly. Although the silly elder sister inside is simple-minded, she is really fun!

fun......

"Kill!" The visitor's eyes sank, and there was no expression on his face: "We only want that child! The above said, we must ensure that the child is unharmed! All other personnel will be killed!"

"Yes!" The two gatekeepers lowered their heads at the same time, but they felt a bit of a pity in their hearts!

Hey, it's really not easy to find such a second-rate lady in this world!Cough cough, cough cough, so Miss Shang, that's the only meaning of your existence?

The people outside were talking about things, and Ye Xuan and Shang Ziyan in the room were not idle either.Of course, we can't expect them to be like Big Sister Ranran. With a shock, they suddenly find the mechanism or something, and then push back and forth. There is no way, one is five years old and the other is not. When it reaches twenty, the key question is that the child should be as young as possible. It is understandable that the adult is also a second-rate!
When Yexuan and Shang Ziyan were having a heated discussion about how to sleep tonight, they stepped on a piece of shit for some reason, and it was freshly baked shit, let Shang Ziyan, a second-hand lady, The son hit the organ on the Buddha's belly!

The organ sounded, and Ye Xuan and Shang Ziyan, who were still arguing just now, turned their eyes away at the same time!
Huh huh?There is actually something wrong here?

Could it be that there is no need to make the floor tonight?

Dear, what you have to think about now is to escape, escape, all kinds of escapes!As for where to sleep tonight, can we discuss it later?

At this time, there was a sound of footsteps outside, Ye Xuan and Shang Ziyan finally did not show their feet, and continued to argue about how to lay the floor at night, covering up their own discoveries!
The door was opened, and a man came in with a pile of quilts in his arms. He pointed to an open space behind the Buddha and said, "You will sleep here tonight!"

Ahhh, didn't we agree not to discuss how to sleep?Why are you reminding us again?
After that person left, Ye Xuan said quietly: "Aunt Ziyan, do you want to run away?"

Nonsense, nonsense!Who doesn't want to escape?Is there any kidnapped person who is not going to die, but still feels comfortable?
Shang Ziyan blinked and replied: "If you admit defeat, I will run away!"

I am so good!It really is a talent!

Ye Xuan blinked and reached a consensus!Ahhh, child, why, why do you still care about winning or losing?
Just do what you say, the two people who were still discussing in full swing just now, turned around and hugged the bedding and ran to the position behind the Buddha, happily hitting the floor!

Well, we have all believed it, in your eyes, playing the floor has surpassed all existence!

The guards watched them speechlessly as they happily made their beds while the sun was still high, and actually got into it, planning to sleep!

Wipe off the cold sweat, if they are not crazy, then they are crazy!
Not long after, even snoring sounds came from the hall!
Nima, she is still snoring happily!Hey, hey, do you know what kidnapping is?Hey, hey, hey, how can you two abductees who have no integrity show such contempt for our kidnappers who have perfect professional ethics?
Ahhhh, if we are still stupid - force Xixi to stand here and watch over you, either you are idiots or we are idiots!
Let's go, I'm going to get some food and wine too!We can't watch others eating and drinking, we stand here basking in the sun and drying them into dried salted fish!
It's hot today!
Nima, we also want to wear only shorts!Nima, we still need to dress tightly, and the bag is airtight!
Nima, we are really envious of seeing other people eating and drinking shirtless!
When the two doormen outside walked away, the two people who were still snoring happily lifted off the quilt at the same time and jumped out of the bed!

Nima, it's hot in the summer, we're really hot to death, sir!

Honey, even if you're pretending to sleep, you don't have to get under the covers...

We are happy, let you take care of it!

After the people outside left, the two tiptoed back to the Buddha. Ye Xuan looked up at Shang Ziyan: "Aunt Ziyan, how did you open that mechanism just now? Open it again!"

Who knew Miss Shang Ziyan replied with a blank face: "Ah?? I don't know either! It's just opened like that!"

"I mean, where did you meet to open that mechanism?" Ye Xuan patiently followed the temptation. For such thick lines and thick nerves, women with all kinds of thick except for the waist must have Patience, patience, enough patience!

"Ah?? I don't know either! Anyway, I opened it myself!" Shang Ziyan was still in a daze, scratched the top of her head, and thought about it carefully, as if she really didn't remember it!It's been so long just now, who can remember so clearly!Really!

Ye Xuan frantically waved in the air for a long time, Nima, can my mother remember every detail, okay?Ahhhh, I am used to my mother's shrewdness, and suddenly encountering such a woman with thick lines and thick nerves except for a thin waist, I am going crazy, crazy, crazy!

Well, let's rehearse exactly what we did just now, and what happened next!
So, the two bastards actually repeated the process just now, intact again! !It is really repeated intact~! !
Director, this section can be cut off, just replay the scene just now!There is no need to continue shooting this shot at all!
So, so!
When Shang Ziyan repeated an action again, a certain mechanism in the Buddha's stomach finally opened again!

Ye Xuan almost cried!Aunt Ziyan, you are really my dear aunt!It's such a simple mechanism, you can't even remember it!

The two found the mechanism again, and when they were about to sneak in to find out what happened, the two janitors outside who were full of food and drink also came back!
Are you talking about an inch?No inch! ! !
How to do?Go back and continue pretending to sleep?Pretending to sleep with your sister!Then forget how the mechanism is opened, and then repeat it again?I'm going to kill him and quit this business!

So what to do?The gatekeeper is back!
At this time, Ye Xuan rolled his eyes and said in a low voice: "Aunt Zi Yan, you find a way to lure them in, get rid of them, put them in the quilt and pretend to be us, and then we will escape!"

Hey, kid, you have to think clearly, you are a woman and a five-year-old child, how can you let two big men pretend to be you?

The strange thing is that Shang Ziyan completely agrees with Ye Xuan's point of view!

Cough cough, cough cough, well, then find a way to lure them in!
But how to cheat?

At this moment, Ye Xuan rolled his eyes and rushed to the door.What happened next, please don't eat or drink, otherwise, Rabbit will absolutely not be responsible for compensating your screens and keyboards!

I saw Yexuan rushing to the door, flicking up the trouser legs of his trousers, and said in a childlike voice while doing so: "Master, come in and play! Master, come, come! My family has missed you for a long time! Hurry up!" Come on come on!"

Wait a minute, wait a little longer!

Why was the five-year-old Ye Xuan not the real girl Shang Ziyan who hooked them?And Ye Xuan, who is only five years old, is still acting lifelike?
The two gatekeepers standing outside the door were in a mess in an instant, and they were in a mess in all kinds of winds!

Why, why did you kidnap two super lunatics?Or did he become a lunatic too?
If only Yexuan pretended to be a Qinglou woman to flirt with men, and he could still say it, the following scene would drive the two gatekeepers crazy!

Because after Yexuan finished saying this, Shang Ziyan in the room imitated the voice of the watchman and said in a rough voice: "The sky is dry and the things are dry, be careful of the candles! Boom————"

Ahhh, Nima, you bastards, do you think we are mentally ill?The two of us are clearly insane, okay?
Ahhh, if we continue to watch, we will definitely go crazy, we will definitely go crazy!

Nima, if you imitate, just imitate, why do you want to imitate the sound of gongs and drums beating?

Yexuan continued to do his seduction business, continued to imitate the Qinglou girl with a sharp and childish voice, and made various provocative gestures: "Master, it's so hot outside, come in quickly to cool off! There is something you want here." everything, this is your ultimate paradise!"

Shang Ziyan continued to imitate the voice of the watchman with a rough voice and said: "The sky is dry and things are dry, be careful of the fire and candles, the third watch is here! Boom——"

Boom your sister!Nima, you can see clearly, what about the third watch?The sun is still high now, okay?Even if you're talking nonsense, please make up a reliable time, okay?
(End of this chapter)