Chapter 86
"Little concubine? Then am I the king? Are you the king's woman?"

"King? Well, you really dare to think about it."

Shen Dan hid under the blanket and sent a text message, sweating profusely while watching the message.

When Chen Feng said that she was the king's woman, Shen Dan was inexplicably delighted and coquettish, but unfortunately Chen Feng couldn't see the tenderness in her eyes at the moment when he was chatting by text message, otherwise he would definitely love her to the death.

"Originally, if you don't like me, then I will let Sun Langlang and Sister Miao be my women."

"Slick tongue, you know how to run the train with your mouth full. If you dare to talk nonsense again, I guarantee that you, the king, will become a king in a second."

"Wang Ba? Isn't that green? Say, who did you hook up behind my back?"

"..."

Originally, we chatted through text messages in the early morning, but I didn't expect to talk about flowers while chatting.

vomit……

Shen Dan pretended to be disgusted, because he really couldn't stand Chen Feng's disgusting attitude.

"Hahaha……"

Chen Feng laughed a few times, and the text message chat between the two ended.

I haven't been to school for two days, Shen Dan wanted to go to school strangely, and it happened that Chen Feng also missed Xu Shanshan, so the two hit it off, and Miao Jing couldn't stop it.

Walking on the road to the school, Chen Feng looked around and found that the boy Daniu was practicing on the horizontal bars and parallel bars in the playground. Chen Feng signaled to Shen Dan and the others, and then walked in the direction of Daniel.

With Daniu's physique, the horizontal bar is not exercising him, but he is testing the horizontal bar.

The animal was very strong, muscular, and as strong as an ox.

He gripped the horizontal bar tightly and kept pulling up, the lever trembled slightly, as if it was about to be twisted.

"200...201...202..."

Nima!

What a beast, it is too much for ordinary people to make dozens, but this guy Daniel actually made more than 200 in one go.

"I didn't watch a small movie last night, so I used all my strength on the horizontal bar, right?"

"Brother Feng, you can pull it down. You are a full man now, but you don't know that a hungry man is hungry. Brother, I am exercising, and I found that what you said before is quite reasonable. After careful consideration, I seem to have realized something .”

"Ok?"

Chen Feng was at a loss, "Did I tell you to come and practice the horizontal bar?"

"No."

"then you……"

"Khan, Brother Feng, have you forgotten? You said that you have to take the initiative in picking up a girl, and you have to learn to seize the opportunity to attract the other party's attention. Only when you take the initiative, can there be a story."

"I said?"

Chen Feng smiled wryly, a little forgot.

"Ang, that's what you said. I found this trick quite useful. You know, I've been exercising on the horizontal and parallel bars every day for the past two days. I've been practicing for a long time, and it has attracted a lot of attention."

Daniu jumped off the horizontal bar, smelling of sweat all over his body.

Damn, once a single dog is attracted by the word "pick up girls", that kind of magical power can arouse infinite power, which is even more awesome than eating dog food.

Chen Feng looked at Daniel, and secretly smiled bitterly, "Do you have more boys or girls?"

"I don't know, half and half."

Daniu replied in a flat tone, not realizing that there was something in Chen Feng's words.

"What do you think girls are looking at you for?"

"...Uh, maybe he likes me."

"That boy..."

"Envy me."

Chen Feng held back his smile, looked at Daniel's serious and confident face, and nodded frequently, "Okay, I believe it."

Daniu is a demon, and staying with Chen Feng watched him flirt with all kinds of girls, one on the left and one on the right. Picking up girls is as easy as picking flowers on the roadside. As a senior single dog for more than 20 years, he expressed dissatisfaction.

Da Niu has no other ideas now, the only goal is to get rid of the hat of being a single dog on his head, meet a girl and ask a pro, and break through the extraordinary child-child skills he has practiced for more than [-] years.

Chen Feng lightly hit Daniu's heart with his fist. The animal was as strong as a block of iron.

"How about Brother Feng, can I hang out with you in the future?"

Daniu raised his eyebrows in embarrassment.

"It's okay, but it's not enough to be physically strong. You have to learn to be flexible. This is like picking up girls. If you take the initiative, you have to be resourceful."

Daniuhan smiled and rubbed the back of his head half-understood.

"Brother Feng, don't talk about those useless things. Why haven't I seen you for two days? Although you can often skip classes in college, you can't do it like this. Teacher Xu, you didn't come these two days, she was completely out of her mind. Sick."

"Hey, can you say something good in the morning?"

Chen Feng spat lightly, and his supercilious eyes made Daniel shut up instantly.

"I was wrong. In fact, I wanted to say that Mr. Xu missed you."

fuck.

This kid is so fucking real, it's good to understand this kind of thing, but I have to say it, but fortunately there are no people around, otherwise I would be shy.

"Your boss, I've been very busy recently."

Chen Feng deliberately changed the subject.

"What are you busy with, besides picking up girls, boss, do you have other things to do?"

"Damn, it's ok, I haven't seen you for a few days, you have a sharp mouth, right? Even your boss can make jokes, is your skin itchy?"

"Whoosh..."

Chen Feng tapped Daniu's pockmarked point in an instant, and his whole body felt as sore as if he had been electrocuted.

"Boss...boss...you...you...please forgive me."

This feeling is enough to ecstasy, but the feeling of numbness is really unbearable. In addition to feeling like an electric shock, it also feels like a girl applying wind oil on her sister. In addition to ecstasy, there is also a reaction of death.

"Boss, look at how you were talking and laughing with Miss Shen and Miss Miao just now, have you already..."

"Don't talk too much, you just talked about it when you unlocked the acupoints for you, do you still want to be pointed again?"

As soon as Chen Feng finished speaking, he tapped Daniu's laughing point again.

"Hahaha...boss, I...hahaha...I can't take it anymore...hahaha...quick...quickly untie it...hahaha..."

The animal's wretched smile attracted a lot of attention.

"Whoosh..."

Chen Feng tapped lightly, and Daniel's laughter stopped suddenly.

I'll go, no matter how strong the body is, it's not fun to come and go.

Daniu looked at Chen Feng, and imitated Chen Feng's moves just now, randomly pointing, it was useless at all.

"Damn, what the hell are you doing? If you keep doing this, I won't be polite to your chrysanthemum!"

"Don't... Boss, I was wrong."

Daniel made a smart move and hurriedly begged for mercy.

Just now Chen Feng tapped a numbness point, and another laughing point, and he almost didn't ruin it. If he taps the chrysanthemum again, it goes without saying that the initial point of the chrysanthemum is broken. It's okay to be disabled.

Thinking of the tearing pain, Daniel couldn't help shivering, and his back felt a chill.

sniff!
There was a gust of wind, several beauties in front of me passed by, and there was a faint fragrance in the air.

Looking at the flowing hair of these beauties, who are as beautiful as angels, Daniel is so greedy that he almost bursts into tears.

The life of being single is the hardest. I have lived for more than 20 days, facing the computer screen every day, looking at the bird country, and I am very tired. Get rid of it, not to mention sacrificing the lives of tens of millions of descendants, the key is to waste the country's vegetation resources, a pack of napkins is not expensive at [-] cents, but it's a lot of money this year.

Nowadays, environmental protection is advocated, calling for saving paper, cutting down trees less, and watching literary and artistic films waste more paper...

(End of this chapter)

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