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Chapter 12 Monkey and Snake Strike, Sanqing Meets Hongjun! (Ask for some favorites~)

For an old foodie, what does it mean to have chili? ?

It means the birth of a new taste! !

Xiao Bai's culinary skills can only be regarded as quite average, but in the group of monkeys and snakes who have eaten raw food for thousands of years, they can be called a master chef! !
"Come on, old worm, drink! I don't believe that drinking will lie to you today!!" The old monkey fairy looked at the giant snake king opposite him with drunken eyes, and while holding up the bamboo knot, he said harsh words.

The centuries-old war between the monkey and snake clans has roughly come to an end today. Is it normal not to drink some wine to celebrate this kind of thing? ?
At the very beginning, Xiao Bai still had time to bake slowly with a skewer, but at the end, he had already seen a lot of little monkeys, and started to imitate Xiao Bai, do it himself, and have enough food and clothing.

Although the taste is not as good as Xiao Bai's roasted meat, it is far better than my previous roasted meat.

The Snakes, on the other hand, prefer to eat the soil balls of the Monkey Clan and the monkey wine of the Monkey Clan. They hardly care about big snakes and small snakes. Except for the occasional barbecue handed over by the Monkey Clan next to them, their heads are stuffed with monkeys. There are tons and tons of crazy in the bamboo joints of the wine.

The guests are drinking and drinking so happily, can the host be exempt from customs? ?

Anyway, the oath of heaven has also been issued. If either party dares to make a difference, it is guaranteed that there will be no scum of death left. The snake divided the fruit, and the scene was very harmonious for a time. Even Hou Da, carrying the monkey wine, approached a certain leader snake of the snake tribe, and the two began to have a crazy ton, ton, ton, ton, ton.

As for Xiao Bai, who is mainly in charge of the two big bosses, the Old Monkey Immortal and the Giant Snake King, the workload is naturally not high, and there are only three people to eat in total. How much workload can there be?

However, the only thing Xiao Bai didn't expect was: these two masters, their wine quality, are really not that good.
"Drink! I don't believe it today!! I don't believe I fell before you!!" There was already a trace of blood in the giant snake king's snake pupils, and it was obvious that he was drinking a little bit.

As for the old Monkey Immortal, he had already started to walk under his feet. Obviously, both of them were fighting against each other, and neither of them used spells to force out the alcohol.

Xiao Bai watched the two big men fighting for wine, and had no time to take care of himself, so he quickly slipped aside, found the wife of the old monkey fairy, and asked her to prepare more water, so that the two big men would be hungover and thirsty.

The mother monkey understood, turned around and left, and when she came back, she had already received twenty bamboo knots of clear water.

Xiao Bai nodded in satisfaction, and then looked at the old monkey fairy and the giant snake king in the middle of the field, one of them was twisting their bodies, and the other was spinning around in place.

"Seniors, are you alright?" Xiao Bai was shocked, and hurried over to help.

It's okay if you're just drunk, but if you're drunk and crazy, no one here can control it! ! !

I clicked on the bamboo knots next to the two big guys, there are a total of twenty knots! ! !This section of bamboo is half a catty of monkey wine!These two big guys drank ten catties of wine alone in one night! ! !

Fortunately, neither of these two is human. If they were real, they would have to go down and wait for the roll call again.

its not right?Is there a hell in this world? ?

Xiao Bai actually drank a lot of wine, with his arms around the giant snake king on his left and the old monkey fairy on his right, the three of them were smirking and circling in the middle of the square.

Then, following the foot of the old monkey fairy, after Xiao Bai was tripped, like a chain reaction, the old monkey fairy was on the bottom, Xiao Bai was in the middle, and the giant snake king was on top. Then, it started to roar loudly.

The monkey mother and the snake mother, who had been awake all the time, looked at each other and saw a kind of emotion in each other's eyes: sympathy for each other.

Then, commanding the children and grandchildren of the two tribes, they began to tidy up the scene in an orderly manner. The monkey tribe also marked out nearly half of the area as a temporary habitat for the snake tribe. mom.

Of course, except for a certain three Bubbles sleeping in the square.
On the other side, Taihao and Yaochi were accompanying the three brothers from Kunlun Mountain to Zixiao Palace.

Although these few people have not yet attained Taoism and sanctification, their cultivation base at this time has steadily surpassed Daluo Jinxian. Therefore, the invisible wind that kills people in the nine heavens is like a breeze in front of these people When I brushed my face, no waves were stirred up.

"By the way, Junior Brother Taihao, I don't know if the teacher has called me to wait. What's the matter?" Taiqing Taishang, as the elder brother of the three Kunlun brothers, decisively opened the conversation box.

"I don't know." Taihao shook his head, while Yaochi nodded.

"Could it be that another demon god has entered the country? That's not right." Yuqing Yuanshi obviously thought more and spoke more constructively.

Taiqing looked at Yuqing and nodded slightly.

But Shangqing Tongtian doesn't care about that at all.

"Afraid of a fart, stronger than Luo Hu, it will inevitably die, the teacher will take action, what else is there to be afraid of?"

Then, Tongtian looked at Taihao and Yaochi, and in an instant, his countenance changed, and he smiled.

"Junior brother and younger sister, how is the teacher's health these days? How is your face today?"

After Taihao thought for a while, he replied: "Teacher, everything is fine. He summoned us today with a smile on his face. It doesn't seem to be a big deal."

Yaochi looked at Tongtian's smiling face, and couldn't help getting closer to Taihao.

"Junior brother!" Yuqing Yuanshi frowned slightly and looked at Tongtian.

"Be in awe of the teacher, how can you be like, like."

After a few waves, Yuan Shi didn't think of any good adjectives, so he couldn't help being speechless for a while.

"Hey, second brother, you are just worrying too much. If something big happened, the teacher would have rang the golden bell on the jade pillar of Zixiao Palace long ago to call the creatures of heaven and earth to collectively fight against the enemy. Although I was summoned today, but there is something wrong in my face. A smile, it seems, must be a good thing."

Taiqing Taishang took the expressions of the two younger brothers into his eyes, seeing that the two men seemed to be different, he couldn't help but sighed slightly.

Alas, being the eldest brother is really difficult. I am both a father and a mother, and the two younger brothers still have conflicts every day.

Before I knew it, I passed through the Gangfeng layer and came to 33 days away.

Looking forward, there is a huge plaque of Zixiao Palace.

"It's almost here, brothers, hurry up so that the teacher won't wait for a long time." After Tai Hao looked at the distance, he took Yao Chi's little hand, and the two of them turned into a rainbow and left in an instant.

And Sanqing also turned into auspicious clouds, and rushed straight to the gate of Zixiao Palace.

That is Tongtian, who is still nagging.

"This Taihao has no meaning at all, and Xiaoyaochi is cuter."

When Taiqing Taishang heard this, he almost fell down, coughed a few times, and reminded himself of his long-term brain-deficient brother.

But Yuqing Yuanshi glanced at Tongtian, snorted slightly, and accelerated past Tongtian.

After the three of them arrived at the gate of Zixiao Palace, they did not push the door directly to enter, but made a long series at the gate.

"Yuqing/Taiqing/Shangqing, please see the teacher!"

The gate of Zixiao Palace opened slowly, and a simple voice came out slowly.

"come in."

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