I am Senior Brother Yuxu

Chapter 9 Sure enough, being afraid of his wife is a traditional art skill (please collect, please recommend!)

About half an hour later, Hou Da woke up slowly.

"Damn! That old snake spirit is pulling me!!!" Hou Da jumped up from the ground and grabbed the big tree branch before with one hand. His eyes were red and he turned three times to the left and three times to the right. It's the same as who desperately.

Xiao Bai watched the monkey turn left and right in the woods with a branch in his hand, he couldn't help feeling like he was playing a monkey, so he quickly stopped Hou Da.

"Okay, okay, brother monkey, I'm leaving."

Monkey turned his head violently: "Leaving??"

"Well, let's go." Xiao Bai nodded.

Hou Da seemed to have discovered a new species, and jumped to Xiao Bai's side after three jumps and two jumps, looking left and right at Xiao Bai.

"The old snake spirit let you go??"

Xiao Bai nodded honestly.

"That's not right." Hou Da rubbed his chin with his monkey's paw in a humane manner.

"My father told me back then that this snake spirit was bloodthirsty and had something to do with our monkey race. If it met it, it would probably die. It shouldn't be." Hou Da scratched his head while thinking .

"Uh, brother monkey, when did the old monkey fairy tell you about this?" Xiao Bai aroused curiosity.

"Just over a hundred years ago, when I went out to play, I ran to the snake tribe area. When I came back, I was beaten by my father, and then my father told me."

Monkey replied honestly.

Xiao Bai slapped his forehead: Got it!It turns out that we are not the only ones who scare disobedient children when we were young?

Look at the sun again, the sun above the head has dropped to nearly halfway up the mountain.

"Okay, brother monkey, let's get some fruit, and then bring it to the old monkey fairy, and wake him up by the way?" Xiao Bai looked at the time, the remaining preparation time is not too much, and it should be The old monkey fairy woke up.

Hou Da nodded, and the two started their return journey.

As soon as he arrived at the cave, he saw the old monkey fairy, still sleeping, and even snoring rhythmically.

Xiao Bai was delighted, yo, does this make you sleep more and more deeply? ?

He pouted at the monkey.

"Brother Monkey, go and wake up the old monkey fairy, and I'll wash the fruits." After speaking, he went out with a bunch of fruits.

I never thought that after just a few steps, I heard a "bang!"

Looking back again, yes, Hou Da has been directly slapped into the wall by the old monkey fairy.

Not to mention, the posture is quite unsightly, and it is indeed quite difficult to smash it into a "wood" character.

Then, I heard the old monkey fairy muttering to himself.

"You monkey boy, you dare to disturb me when I'm sleeping. You really don't get beaten." Then, the monkey's paw wiped his face, then, he scratched his butt, turned over, and fell asleep again.
Xiao Bai didn't dare to provoke the old Monkey Immortal either. The monkey is strong and healthy, so it might not be a big problem if it is photographed against the wall, but a slap on his own small arms and legs might cause him to start his life again.

Cautiously poking the side, the monkey that was photographed as "wooden" didn't respond at all except for some stone chips falling down.

"Brother Hou, Brother Hou!" Xiao Bai couldn't care less, he poked Houda directly with his hand, and moved his face closer, trying to see if Houda still breathed.

"Pfft!" As soon as Xiao Bai's face moved closer, Hou opened his mouth wide, and spit out the dust, making Xiao Bai's face ashamed.

"Damn, the old man's slap made me hold my breath." Hou Da shook his wrist, moved his limbs, exerted a little force, hit his butt, and jumped out of the wall.

Xiao Bai also hurried to the entrance of the cave, just this mountain spring, washed his face well, and washed his sleeves as well.

But I have to say, if it wasn't for the fact that he didn't go out much, the clothes on Xiao Bai's body would have already become a piece of cloth!
Looking at the sleeve that was missing another piece, Xiao Bai sighed.

Alas, if this continues, I am afraid that I will really become a monkey.

Incidentally, the monkey race is not considered a barbaric race. Male monkeys usually use leaves and rattan to make things like underpants, while female monkeys are more detailed and make a bust-like cover. Xiao Bai When I saw it for the first time, it was like watching those hula dancers in Hawaii.

Hou Da is quite liberating in nature, he came out after shaking his head, and just happened to take a comfortable shower with mountain spring water, but he was not too particular about shaking his hair at the end, shaking Xiao Bai all over.

Xiao Bai didn't care much about it anymore, the most urgent task now is to wake up the old monkey fairy quickly, but judging from this posture, it seems to be a very serious problem.

"By the way, what is the old monkey fairy most afraid of in the clan?" Xiao Bai circled around, but couldn't think of any new way, so he could only be a dead horse as a living horse doctor, looking to the side who was concentrating on The monkey who catches lice is big.

"Yes, my mother." Houda glanced at Xiao Bai, as if asking: You still want to ask me such a simple question? ?

Xiao Bai:? ? ?Am I despised by a monkey? ? ?
"The old monkey fairy is afraid of your mother???" The main reason is that there is nothing to do now, Xiao Bai simply asked the bottom line, if the old monkey fairy can't be woken up before sunset, tonight's fun will be great! ! !
"That's right, isn't it normal for my father to be afraid of my mother?? I'm also afraid of my wife." Hou Da scratched his head, looking at Xiao Bai with strange eyes.

Xiao Bai suddenly remembered something that he seemed to have forgotten: Scientists have confirmed that social development slowly evolves from a matriarchal society to a patriarchal society, so it is no longer normal for the old monkey fairy to be afraid of his wife! !

"Brother Monkey, quickly invite your mother over here!! Otherwise, I'm really afraid that something will happen!!"

Xiao Bai's language gradually became more urgent.

Hou Da looked at Xiao Bai's eager eyes, nodded, jumped over, grabbed a cane, and flew out.

About another hour later, two monkeys appeared in front of Xiao Bai.

The monkey Da Xiaobai is considered to be acquainted, and the other female monkey, Xiao Bai met for the first time.

It has to be said that the nature of monkeys is simple and simple. There is actually a baby monkey hanging on the chest of this female monkey, babbling and sucking.

Taking matters into his own hands, Xiao Bai couldn't care less, stepped forward to the female monkey and bowed to the ground.

"Sister-in-law Monkey, at the moonlight tonight, the old monkey fairy is going to negotiate with the Giant Snake King, but the old monkey fairy has not yet woken up, and the matter is in a hurry, so I can only ask you for help."

The female monkey waved her hand graciously, "It's all right, I've also heard about you from the boss and the second child, if you can stop fighting with the snake clan, that would be a great thing."

After finishing speaking, he raised his head and walked into the cave. Before he took a few steps, his nose started to shake! ! !
"Immortal!!! Big monkey! Your dad is secretly drinking this again???"

Xiao Bai:? ? ? ?surreptitiously? ? ?
Didn't the old monkey fairy say last night that the whole clan was forbidden to drink it? ?What's the matter with sneaking around? ?

The mother monkey gently removed the baby monkey hanging from her chest, and put it in Xiao Bai's hands.

"Please help me take a look at our little twenty first." Then, after turning around, he didn't seem to find anything, so he ran out of the cave, and when he came back, he already had a piece of paper the size of a bowl in his hand. stick! !
Well, that kind of big bowl can also be regarded as the mouth of the bowl. . .

As for the old monkey fairy, he didn't feel the danger slowly approaching at all. After stroking his stomach, he turned over again.

After the mother monkey walked up to the old monkey fairy, she held up the wooden stick and hit the old monkey fairy hard! !

"You old bastard! Secretly drinking this fairy potion again!! Are you going to die???"

The pain caused by the wooden stick instantly woke up the old monkey fairy from his dream. When he opened his eyes, he saw that it was his wife who had been with him for hundreds of years. Start running all over the cave.

The female monkey was not relentless, and she even cried tears in her eyes, "How did the fifth monkey next door die? Didn't he just drink to death! Do you want this family? Do you want this family?" !"

The stick hit faster and faster, more urgently, and the old monkey fairy jumped faster and faster, more urgently!
Xiao Bai, who was watching from the side, almost stared out his eyes!Yesterday's majestic old monkey fairy was beaten by his wife? ? ?
Could it be that being afraid of your wife is really a traditional art skill? ?

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