The fairy of another world is also crazy

Chapter 26 Patriarch, I want to go to the bathroom first!

"Hehe. Please forgive me, the guests please." After finishing speaking, quickly take Yunfeng and others to the largest house in the village.

After sitting for a while, I ate something brought up by the berserker, that is, a few pieces of dried meat.In the end, Yun Feng, who couldn't swallow anymore, simply took out a lot of food from the bracelet and handed it to them to cook.Unexpectedly, the patriarch's eyes were even bigger after seeing the rich food than the little unicorn's eyes after transforming.Seeing that even a patriarch looks like this, Yun Feng can imagine what kind of situation the Berserker clan has reached!Shaking his head took out more food.

"Hurry up, Buma, call those young people to carry the food down to process and prepare to entertain our distinguished guests, and store the rest." Mengnan is very serious about the words "store the rest", and the tribe is already very It is rare to see such an abundance of food. Usually, the young people in the clan go out to hunt, and most of the food they hunt is sold for food, but what they get in exchange is some of the cheapest minnows. (Mino is a kind of cereal, and only refugees in the world eat that kind of thing) Even this can only make everyone half full.

"Patriarch Mengnan, let's cook and eat all those things, I still have a lot here." Yun Feng could only persuade this thrifty middle-aged patriarch.

Today's Berserker tribe is as lively as New Year's Eve. All the people gather in the open-air square in the center of the tribe. Normally, such a situation would only happen when hunting for abundant food.

All the berserkers acted like they saw their own mothers, they gnawed a lot of food, and the corners of the mouths of the members of the Death Squad twitched.

"Hehe, what can you do if you have something to eat but no wine!" When Yun Feng took out a jar of langmu wine brewed by dwarves from the bracelet, the berserkers around all swallowed hard: "Come on, everyone has a full drink. There are more than a dozen altars left." At first, Yun Feng thought they were embarrassed.After waiting for a while, I realized that even though the berserkers looked at those langmujiu eyes like boars in heat, no one came forward.Yunfeng only looked at Mengnan suspiciously.

Meng Nan explained Yun Feng's doubts with a wry smile: "My lord, you don't know, because our berserkers are poor and can't even eat enough, how can we have money to buy wine?" Yun Feng nodded and said yes , but isn't there wine now?
Of course Mengnan understood Yunfeng's meaning and continued: "That's the problem. For thousands of years, berserkers have changed from drunkards to good young people who don't touch a drop. Now because many people have never touched it since they were born. If you drink too much alcohol, you will immediately go berserk "Mengnan dialect is full of depression, yes, for a group of bold men like them, there is no reason why they don't like drinking?But the berserkers after berserk will lose their minds, and even if they don't hurt anyone, they will lie in bed for ten days and a half months.

Hearing Mengnan patriarch's explanation, Yunfeng laughed out loud. The laughter puzzled the berserkers around him. Yunfeng waved to Vasinger in the distance.Vassinger, who was bragging with the young people in the clan, ran over when he saw his boss' call: "Boss, what's the matter?"

"Come on, here's your drink." Yun Feng directly handed the wine in his hand to this cute silly big guy.

"Wow, I drank again." Seeing Wasinger said again, he thought that he had drunk a lot when he was with Yunfeng!
A jug of wine was quickly consumed by the stupid big man, and he burped.The eyes of the big fool were all red, Mengnan saw his little son's eyes turned red and knew it was a sign of berserk, he shouted: "Quick, everyone hold him down together" Several berserkers around rushed over to fight with him Together, Mengnan put the stupid big man under him.

"Father, why did you catch me?" The big, stupid man who didn't understand the reason struggled under them, yelling.

"Why didn't he become crazy?" Not only Meng Nan, but everyone was full of doubts.

Yun Feng held a crystal clear pill in front of Meng Nan: "Because I gave him this!"

Everyone's eyes were attracted by this little thing. The pill was pale white, and the whole body exuded bursts of attractive fragrance. "Just this thing?" Mengnan joked as if you don't think I'm a fool.Since ancient times, berserkers losing their minds after going berserk has been a heart disease for all berserkers. This small pill can solve it, let alone Mengnan, even if they keep up with other races, they will be sneered at by others!

"Whether it is true or not, you can find out if you try it with someone." Yun Feng didn't explain too much, facts speak louder than words.

"Let me try it!" A young man who had just heard Vassinger bragging stood up with a generous face and prepared to be a white mouse for the experiment.He took the pill and swallowed it in one gulp.

After a while, seeing nothing happened, Mengnan hurriedly asked, "Do you feel anything?" "Eh... I thought it was quite delicious when I first ate it, but now I feel that my mind is much clearer than usual." Little Harry scratched his head foolishly.

"Try to go mad and see." Wasinger still spoke out the aspirations of everyone. "Oh..." Little Harry's eyes slowly turned red, and the muscles all over his body began to bulge one by one, and his whole body grew in a circle.

Mengnan's whole body tensed up from the moment Harry went berserk, ready to subdue the irrational little Harry at any time.

Finally, when people were about to think that the matter had failed, little Harry said something shocking: "The patriarch, I want to go to the bathroom first." Coupled with his simple and honest voice, the effect of this sentence is absolutely killer.

No one cared about this berserker who wanted to go to the bathroom anymore. Almost at the same time, all eyes were on Yun Feng, the creator, and watched by a group of berserkers with green eyes. Plop, plop, non-stop.

"You. You. Do you still have that kind of thing?" Mengnan's voice trembled strongly!Even the title has become you...

After getting Yunfeng's affirmation, all the berserkers were cheering!Mengnan was even more excited and danced. Apart from the inheritance of the race, what else could make this steady patriarch lose control of his emotions?Yes!If there are enough of these things, then the Berserker clan will be saved.Half of the berserkers sacrificed each year died after losing their minds during hunting.If the berserkers don't lose their minds, it means they can reintegrate into human society.

Looking at this group of simple berserkers, Yun Feng made a decision in his heart!Even if they don't follow me, I still have to give them the brewing pill.They have no ambitions, some are just for the inheritance of the race.This is awe-inspiring!

That night Yunfeng was invited by the enthusiastic berserkers to rest in that big house.The house was also specially given up by the patriarch himself in order to repay Yunfeng.

"Little shy, are you still angry with me?" Yun Feng walked over and hugged Xue Bi'er, this elf hadn't talked to Yun Feng since the daytime world!

"No, I'm just scared, you look so fierce and scary during the day," the little elf whispered softly as she snuggled into Yun Feng's arms.

"Hehe, it's all my fault. I shouldn't scare my little Bier." After teasing Xue Bier, Yun Feng said seriously to Xue Bier: "But this kind of thing will happen again in the future. If you want Know, I don't kill them, they may come back and threaten me or my family and friends, I will definitely not let any of you be hurt unnecessarily"

"I'm sorry Brother Feng, I didn't think so much, I was still angry with you during the day. Don't blame me, okay?" Hearing Yun Feng's explanation, Xue Bier kept apologizing, her appearance was so cute!

Seeing Xue Bier's pitiful appearance, Yun Feng kissed her delicate red lips.In less than a while, a masterpiece that even the heavens would be jealous of appeared!
"Oh" Comrade Lao Yun took a deep breath, and all the [-] pores in his body were opened at this moment!Yun Feng was full of astonishment, never expecting that a simple elf would do such a thing.Xue Bi'er actually buried her whole head under Yun Feng's body.At this moment, Laoyun's pride is charged as quickly as dozens of universal chargers!Instantly filled the entire chest!
Although the little elf's white teeth are scratched from time to time, this is more stimulating. Under this strong stimulation, Comrade Lao Yun disarmed for the first time in only ten minutes. With the evil little life left beside the small mouth, he showed a charming smile at Yunfeng!Yun Feng felt another fire rising in his lower abdomen, and his voice was slightly hoarse: "Little girl, who taught you? You know, you are playing with fire." After speaking, she jumped on Xue Bier's tender voice.

"Boss, I'll let these thousand young people go with you first, and I'll come with the main force." This morning Yunfeng just said that he wanted to hire them, and Mengnan agreed without saying a word.

"Then we'll set off first," Yun Feng said, leading everyone on the road again.

From dozens of people at the beginning to more than 1000 people now, the beauty in Yunfeng's heart.Looking at the more than 1000 big men behind him, Yunfeng thought of what a great man said before, this is one small step for mankind, but one giant leap for me!Yun Feng's idea is very simple, to develop his territory into the largest, most powerful, most prosperous and perfect territory in the world, and then bring his own woman to live a life of freedom as a local emperor in the territory.The idea is beautiful and simple!Comrade Lao Yun is marching towards this goal with his big feet
"Boss, there are a group of sneaky things in front, do you want me to kill them now?" Zhu Xie flew to Yun Feng's side, and Yun Feng's heart has been kept in mind since the last attack!Because from what the leader said, he knew that the attack and killing was far from over.

"Come on, let's go and have a look." Lao Yun said hello, mounted Zhu Xie and flew out first.

"Oh my god! It's a cowardly and despicable goblin," Xue Bier, who followed, explained to Yunfeng: "It is said that goblins once had a very brilliant moment in ancient times, and their species produced various kinds of goblins. Things, those inventions are very powerful, there are airships that can fly into the sky, there are goblin cannons, goblin mines, etc., etc." After saying so much in one breath, Xue Bi'er's small face turned red because of her shortness of breath, which is very cute.

It is said that the things invented by the goblins in the ancient war of gods and demons caused incalculable losses to the enemy, but their bodies are fragile, even worse than elves, and it is precisely because of this.The goblin clan completely fell in that war.The surviving clansmen were scattered everywhere, and many of the ancestors’ blueprints were also lost in the great war. The remaining people had to rely on making gadgets to rob or steal in order to survive. No matter how many people there are, they will disperse immediately!Over time, the word "cowardly and despicable goblin" began to spread.

(End of this chapter)