The fairy of another world is also crazy

Chapter 36 That's not a 'stick'!
"Brother Yunfeng, you can play the piano for us again." The person who spoke was a very small elf beauty!At this time, Yunfeng was lying happily in Xue Bier's tree house, enjoying the services of several elf beauties. A few more courageous little elves came here to look for Yunfeng, wanting him to play another song. There were several large plates of fruits produced in the Flower Language Forest on the table. He was holding a peeled grape and sending it to Yunfeng's big mouth, while the other hurriedly picked up a glass of fruit wine specially made by elves.Xue Bier was giving him a head massage!Such a situation is given to an emperor to let him do it, and our Comrade Lao Yun will not change it!
"Hey, that depends on the artistic conception, do you understand the artistic conception? Isn't it possible to play the beautiful piano sound at any time?" Yun Feng took the fruit wine and drank it, and began to talk freely, but our old comrade Yun said at the end It's pure nonsense!Even so, it still stunned a group of ignorant elves!

"Wow! Brother Feng is so amazing!" Yun Feng is shameless, the spirit of adoring elves has given Yun Feng a rapid rise, and now he has removed the word "Yun" and changed it to "Brother Feng".

"Actually, it's not very good! I've always regarded myself as the second." Yun Feng didn't know how to write the word shame at all. "If you are the second, no one will dare to recognize the first." The pure little elf consciously said what Comrade Lao Yun didn't want to say directly in his heart!

"Haha! Little Lulu understands my heart best." Yun Feng happily squeezed Lulu's face with his big hands.Xue Bier, who was massaging on the side, increased the force a bit, she was a little embarrassed to hear it, and only this group of ignorant little girls who stayed in the forest all day and had never seen the world would believe Yun Feng's nonsense , It's really shameless.

It's just that Xue Bi'er's strength got nothing but Yun Feng's comfortable humming.

"Let's go, take me to the forest for a stroll." As soon as Yun Feng said, a few little girls clapped their hands and agreed, and Xue Bier had no choice but to go out with him. These pestering little girls seemed to want to Destroy her and Yun Feng's chance to be alone.Ever since I met Yun Feng yesterday, I would run over to pester him whenever I had time...

The whole journey was filled with the sounds of warblers and swallows, and a few little girls chattered around Yunfeng, and Yunfeng also held Xuebier in his arms with a smile on his face, and said a few jokes from time to time, which made the elves giggle laughed

Unknowingly, Yunfeng and his group came to the intersection where they came, whoosh!Whoosh!The two feathered arrows stuck at Yun Feng's feet again just like last time.Seeing Wei Wei'an standing on the tree fork proudly and looking at herself, her eyes were still full of contempt!Depend on!This guy is definitely intentional, day, it's the other way around.Comrade Lao Yun cursed in his heart...

", where are you taking them?" The cold voice is enough for people who stay in the Arctic Circle all year round to add a few big cotton jackets!
"It's none of your business!" Yun Feng looked at her disdainfully.Why is this little hoof always against me!God, is it because menopause is coming early?Isn't it said that elves can live a long time?But she is about 25 years old in terms of human age!I can't figure out what else can make her like this besides menopausal women who are easily irritable.Comrade Lao Yun evilly slandered
"You, I don't allow you to spoil them." Wei Wei'an also couldn't figure it out. When she watched him play the piano that night, she seemed to think that he was pretty good, but for some reason, every time she saw him, she would get angry easily. .

"Auntie, be careful and hurt your body. I think you are too lenient! You even want to take care of their freedom?" It hurts one's self-esteem to call a young and beautiful elf 'Auntie' .But Yun Feng doesn't care, who told this little hoof to target him everywhere?

"Big. Auntie? You. You. Call me Auntie." Wei Wei'an's forehead faintly showed signs of protruding!Several elves also opened their seductive little mouths.

Just as Xue Bi'er wanted to persuade Yun Feng not to go too far, Wei Wei'an over there ran away again following the incident of killing evil.She was like an angry female tyrannosaurus, she jumped down from the tree towards Yunfeng with her fangs and claws. It must have really made her mad this time, and she chose to attack in melee.Thinking about it, women care most about their appearance and age. For a man to describe himself as the kind of aunt who gossips around with a little grandson at home, as long as the woman’s age is a bit similar to that legendary aunt She will be angry if she deviates a little bit.Not to mention the young and beautiful Wei Wei An!
"Hey, I said! Don't spit on me!" Wei Wei'an rushed forward and punched and kicked. What kind of Nine Yin White Bone Claws, magic finger pinching skills, and shadowless legs in the Flower Language Forest!Comrade Lao Yun was very depressed. This girl must be released to make a movie without martial arts guidance.In the end, after the hands and feet were caught, you actually bit your teeth again, and those small steel teeth lightly knocked on your shoulders. You can imagine how painful it was, and Yun Feng didn't dare to lift up the zhenqi bodyguard. Luckily, this girl's good teeth haven't broken.In desperation, Yun Feng could only push Wei Wei'an to the ground, and the whole person was on top!
With this appearance, it is much easier for Yunfeng to directly face those berserkers who have gone berserk, because at most those stupid big brothers were knocked out with a fist, but Wei Wei'an can't do it, he can't treat someone who doesn't threaten him The woman under the heavy hand, right?
"Let go," Wei Wei'an yelled.

"Don't let go" Lao Yun shook his head.

"Are you really not letting go?" Wei Wei'an threatened!

"I will not let go even if I die," Yun Feng replied as if he were dead.

After waiting for a long time, Wei Wei'an did not speak again, Yun Feng looked at her face strangely, and saw that Wei Wei'an's face was flushed and her breathing was short of breath.Eh!Could it be crushed, Yun Feng quickly jumped up!After jumping up, Yun Feng was terribly embarrassed. He didn't realize it just now in a hurry, but after he got up, he saw that Lao Gao's tent was propped up by his crotch. The reason why Wei An was like this was because she felt that he was pressing on her just now. for the sake of it.

"Heh... this, I didn't do it on purpose." Yun Feng's explanation only got the white eyes of Xue Bier and his daughters.With the support of Xue Bi'er and others, Wei Wei'an stood up limply, and was about to fall down again, it was Xue Bi'er who supported her on her body quickly to prevent Wei Wei'an from having another intimate contact with the earth .

"Lulu, you, what kind of eyes do you have? I'm the victim." Comrade Lao Yun can swear that he really didn't do it on purpose just now, it's just a human instinct!Besides, he didn't do anything, why everyone looked at him with that kind of eyes.It seems that he is a big villain who does all kinds of evil... Yunfeng feels that the weather in June has become chilly, with snowflakes falling from time to time, this is definitely frost in June!

"Brother Yunfeng is a big villain, we will never play with you again," Xiao Lulu said angrily, her cute little mouth pouted, and she could hang two large copper oil bottles.

"I, forget it. Look at it as you like, I'm lazy to talk to you little girls!" Comrade Lao Yun made them run away...

"Sister An, big brother must have hurt you just now, I saw a stick hidden in brother Feng's pants just now." Little Lulu comforted Weiwei An very simply.In fact, several little lolis also agreed.

"Huh?" Xue Bi'er and Wei Wei'an blushed from their snow-white necks to their pretty faces! 'stick'?That's not a stick, but how to explain it to these little girls!Feeling ashamed, Xue Bier had no choice but to say indiscriminately: "Well, that's not a stick!"

"It's not a stick? What is that?" The pure little loli thoroughly implemented the motto of a great man, Sun Yat-sen, brother Sun Yat-sen: Ask if you don't understand
"It's not a stick anyway, why do children ask so much?" Wei Wei'an became angry...

"Hmph, don't ask if you don't ask, why are you so fierce!" Little Lulu made a grimace, and at the same time added a sentence in her heart: At worst, I'll ask brother Yunfeng...

(End of this chapter)