Gao Leng Mingfu: Have a baby with you
Chapter 35
Chapter 35
"Second aunt...stop the car." Feng Zhiqiang told the driver to stop, then rushed over and grabbed the crazy woman.
The woman squeaked and kept biting Feng Zhiqiang, biting him until he sucked in air.
I gave the taxi driver the money, got out of the car and dragged the salute out.
"Qiangzi, hold her down for me, don't run away." There was a middle-aged man in the crowd who was dressed in a retro style. He ran over, panting, while using the sole of his shoe Slap that second aunt in the face.
"Fourth Uncle, why are you beating someone?" As soon as Feng Zhiqiang let go, Second Aunt ran away with a whoosh, with a strange expression on her face, she looked around for a target to hide, and ran behind me in the last step.
I was stunned, why did an aunt I didn't know seem to have a good impression of me, and she rubbed her face against me, pointing at the fourth uncle who just slapped her face with a very sad and indignant expression, and stamped her feet , found the squeak.After screaming, he put his face on my back and started crying, looking very sad.
"Don't cry, don't cry..." Does she have something to say to me?
"Little girl, don't be afraid. If you catch that beast, I'm going to beat it today and it won't find it." The fourth uncle ran up holding the sole of his shoe.
I backed away in fright, and the second aunt followed me back, and grabbed my shoulder with her hands forming claws, pointing at my fourth uncle and screaming non-stop, as if there was grievance.
Feng Zhiqiang stood in front of me and said, "Fourth Uncle, don't scare her, just talk about it if you have something to say."
Just as he was talking, a middle-aged man and woman came over.The woman glanced at me, a satisfied smile immediately appeared on her face, and then she said, "Fourth Uncle, what Qiangzi said is right, don't scare the guests. I think Second Aunt is convincing her, why don't she take Second Aunt to My family, can you tell me more?"
"Okay, that little girl, you lead the way." After the fourth uncle finished speaking, he put on his shoes and led the way.
I looked back at the second aunt, she was looking at me with cloudy eyes, expectant.
"This is Second Aunt." Feng Zhiqiang pointed at the woman, and then introduced a man and a woman next to him: "This is the eldest brother and sister-in-law of Second Aunt's family."
I nodded at them, and then said to Second Aunt, "Second Aunt, shall we follow?"
The second aunt didn't hide, and let me take her away.We went to Feng Zhiqiang's house together. The three-room blue brick house should be considered a good life in the village.
They invited me to sit on the kang, and the second aunt also jumped up with her shoes on and hid behind me.
Feng Zhiqiang first introduced me to his parents and everyone else. It turned out that the man and the woman were Feng Zhiqiang's parents. I called them Uncle Feng and Aunt Feng.Because they asked about the age of my parents, they let me call them Uncle and Aunt knowing that my father was older than them.
This is the rule here, I can only call it this way.
The fourth uncle said: "Second aunt was raped by Huang Pizi today, but it seems that she has a good relationship with your daughter-in-law, as long as she discusses it, she may leave."
Swipe, all eyes are on me.
I waved my hand blankly, not knowing what it meant.Besides, you're not married yet. Well, why do you call her daughter-in-law?
But luckily it was pretending, so I didn't get too entangled, so I asked Feng Zhiqiang, "What is it, Huang Pizi?"
Feng Zhiqiang explained: "Huang Pizi is a weasel."
"Weasel's upper body?" I looked back at my second aunt, there seemed to be no unknown creatures hiding on my body?
Feng Zhiqiang immediately said: "The upper body means possessing the body."
"What, I've only heard of ghost possession?" It's a bit strange how a weasel possesses.
"In our place, it is said that weasels can be trained to become immortals, and they often attach themselves to people." After Feng Zhiqiang finished speaking, I still had a look of disbelief, but I still asked my fourth uncle, "What should I do? "
"Ask her, what do you want?" The fourth uncle put on a condescending look, quite convincing.
I had no choice but to turn around and ask my second aunt, "Second Aunt, what do you want?"
"You ask Second Aunt what to do, ask that bastard." Fourth Uncle frowned, as if my clumsiness had angered him.I rolled my eyes at the sky, you are such a beast, even if people want to leave, they are not willing to leave.
"Hey, what do you want?" I looked at my second aunt and asked.
"Chicken, chicken..." Second Aunt looked at me and said innocently.
But I listened, and my face turned red with a bang.
Machine?
Second Aunt, you are too unrestrained, to ask someone to find a machine for you?This person is not familiar with the place, let me find it for you.
Just when I was thinking wildly, I heard my fourth uncle say: "Make a chicken for it, and ask for a whole one."
puff!
I almost spit out a mouthful of old blood, well, I totally misunderstood.
"After eating the chicken, can you leave Second Aunt's body?"
I asked in a low voice, trying to treat the things in Second Aunt's body as if they were children.
"Well, let's go." The second aunt actually nodded pitifully, and I was very happy.Talking with other creatures for the first time solved the problem happily, can you not be happy!
The chicken came out quickly and it was a really big plate.The second aunt stopped looking at me, picked up the chicken and ate it desperately, desperately.After finishing eating, he blinked at me and said vaguely: "Be careful, Uncle Fourth, see what happens." After finishing speaking, he fell down on the kang with a bang and stopped moving, which shocked me.
After a while, Second Aunt Kung Fu woke up, and then she vomited for a while, and finally vomited up the chicken she just ate, with chicken bones in it.
I jumped off the ground, feeling that Feng Zhiqiang's mother, Aunt Feng, looked really bad.The second aunt's son and daughter-in-law hurriedly looked for things to pack, and everyone was in a hurry.
The fourth uncle said at this time: "The bastard has already left. Remember to pay for the sesame oil from your family, so I will leave first." After finishing speaking, he also got off the kang, patted his buttocks and left.
Did you do nothing and ask for money?
I watched him go, and then saw that my second aunt seemed to have returned to normal, and said, "What's wrong with me?"
"Mom, it's good that you're fine. You had a yellow skin on your body just now. Fortunately, fourth uncle took good care of you. Let's go and donate sesame oil money." The second aunt's daughter-in-law said happily, her life is good, The most important thing is the pair of breasts, which are really big and make people greedy.
Mine only has a B cup, but she has at least an E!
It's really annoying to compare people to people, I'm silently jealous.
"That's right, go and give money to the gods of the fourth uncle's family, and point them to give our son and daughter-in-law a son."
The second aunt's family also left, leaving only Feng Zhiqiang's parents.
Only then did they have the opportunity to talk to me. They asked me my age and what my parents did, and I answered them one by one.Then Feng Zhiqiang's mother went down to the kang to cook, and his father ran out to smoke. Is this giving up the place to the two of us?
"What does that fourth uncle do?" When I had a chance, I would inquire, and I always thought that fourth uncle was a bit weird.
"He is the great god of our village, he is a witch doctor. Actually, you don't believe this, oh no, you do." How did not believe it saved his life.
I did believe it, but I whispered: "When that Huang...Pizi left, let the second aunt and family be careful of the fourth uncle, what should I do?"
"I'll take you to visit my second aunt's house. It's not far next door. I'll warn them. It's up to them to believe it or not."
"Ok."
I don't know why, but there is something attached to the second aunt who is not malicious, it just wants to help, and wants to help the second aunt's family.
As for what to do, I don't know.In short, he greeted Feng Zhiqiang and his mother and went to the second aunt's house.Their family has come back, the second aunt is resting, and her daughter-in-law is also cooking, seeing us coming out quickly.Because the waves on the chest wearing the apron became even more choppy, which made me tremble with fear.
Feng Zhiqiang is gay and has no interest in other people's breasts.He smiled and said to see his second aunt, and then went into the house.
The second aunt’s house is not very big, there is a main room and a side room. I noticed something squatting in a corner of the main room, but it disappeared after a closer look. I couldn’t help being very strange.Then it was discovered that there was a shrine for worship, with yellow paper written on it: Mrs. Huang San, the position of Mrs. Huang's grandmother...
What do you mean, never seen it.I shifted my gaze to the second aunt on the kang, and saw that she had sat up, and her face was much better.
We sat on the kang and talked for a while, and in the blink of an eye, I saw something running over the shrine.After a closer look, there was nothing, but Feng Zhiqiang patted me and said, "What are you looking at? That is the god of Baojiaxian, and it belongs to the second aunt's family."
"Yes, the Baojiaxian from the previous life is very spiritual. Our family has been offering, burning incense, and serving food has never stopped." The second aunt did not shy away from talking about these things, but as she talked, I Sure enough, a small yellow shadow appeared on the shrine.
"What does Mr. Huang San mean?"
"It's Huang Xian, and Huang Xian is Huang Pizi."
"That and the one today..."
"It's different, how can Baojiaxian have a human body?"
The second aunt explained to me, and we left when it was almost time for dinner.
I dare not tell Feng Zhiqiang that I saw something on the shrine, because I didn't see what it was.
After dinner in the evening, we went to bed early.But people in the countryside are very particular, so I slept on the same kang with Aunt Feng.If the guest didn't propose, they wouldn't rashly arrange a couple of young people to sleep in the same room, which is quite to my liking.
I didn't change into my pajamas, because I didn't know when Feng Zhiqiang and his father would walk in, so I put on my own clothes and slept on the kang. The weather is a bit hot now, and I can't sleep because of the kang.In the middle of the night, I heard someone knocking on the window, but no one got up for a long time.
I saw that Aunt Feng was sleeping soundly, so I got up and walked to the door and asked, "Who is it?"
No one made a sound outside, only the sound of knocking on the door.
I bravely opened the door, and then I saw a little girl in yellow clothes, she smiled at me, took my hand and ran away.
(End of this chapter)
"Second aunt...stop the car." Feng Zhiqiang told the driver to stop, then rushed over and grabbed the crazy woman.
The woman squeaked and kept biting Feng Zhiqiang, biting him until he sucked in air.
I gave the taxi driver the money, got out of the car and dragged the salute out.
"Qiangzi, hold her down for me, don't run away." There was a middle-aged man in the crowd who was dressed in a retro style. He ran over, panting, while using the sole of his shoe Slap that second aunt in the face.
"Fourth Uncle, why are you beating someone?" As soon as Feng Zhiqiang let go, Second Aunt ran away with a whoosh, with a strange expression on her face, she looked around for a target to hide, and ran behind me in the last step.
I was stunned, why did an aunt I didn't know seem to have a good impression of me, and she rubbed her face against me, pointing at the fourth uncle who just slapped her face with a very sad and indignant expression, and stamped her feet , found the squeak.After screaming, he put his face on my back and started crying, looking very sad.
"Don't cry, don't cry..." Does she have something to say to me?
"Little girl, don't be afraid. If you catch that beast, I'm going to beat it today and it won't find it." The fourth uncle ran up holding the sole of his shoe.
I backed away in fright, and the second aunt followed me back, and grabbed my shoulder with her hands forming claws, pointing at my fourth uncle and screaming non-stop, as if there was grievance.
Feng Zhiqiang stood in front of me and said, "Fourth Uncle, don't scare her, just talk about it if you have something to say."
Just as he was talking, a middle-aged man and woman came over.The woman glanced at me, a satisfied smile immediately appeared on her face, and then she said, "Fourth Uncle, what Qiangzi said is right, don't scare the guests. I think Second Aunt is convincing her, why don't she take Second Aunt to My family, can you tell me more?"
"Okay, that little girl, you lead the way." After the fourth uncle finished speaking, he put on his shoes and led the way.
I looked back at the second aunt, she was looking at me with cloudy eyes, expectant.
"This is Second Aunt." Feng Zhiqiang pointed at the woman, and then introduced a man and a woman next to him: "This is the eldest brother and sister-in-law of Second Aunt's family."
I nodded at them, and then said to Second Aunt, "Second Aunt, shall we follow?"
The second aunt didn't hide, and let me take her away.We went to Feng Zhiqiang's house together. The three-room blue brick house should be considered a good life in the village.
They invited me to sit on the kang, and the second aunt also jumped up with her shoes on and hid behind me.
Feng Zhiqiang first introduced me to his parents and everyone else. It turned out that the man and the woman were Feng Zhiqiang's parents. I called them Uncle Feng and Aunt Feng.Because they asked about the age of my parents, they let me call them Uncle and Aunt knowing that my father was older than them.
This is the rule here, I can only call it this way.
The fourth uncle said: "Second aunt was raped by Huang Pizi today, but it seems that she has a good relationship with your daughter-in-law, as long as she discusses it, she may leave."
Swipe, all eyes are on me.
I waved my hand blankly, not knowing what it meant.Besides, you're not married yet. Well, why do you call her daughter-in-law?
But luckily it was pretending, so I didn't get too entangled, so I asked Feng Zhiqiang, "What is it, Huang Pizi?"
Feng Zhiqiang explained: "Huang Pizi is a weasel."
"Weasel's upper body?" I looked back at my second aunt, there seemed to be no unknown creatures hiding on my body?
Feng Zhiqiang immediately said: "The upper body means possessing the body."
"What, I've only heard of ghost possession?" It's a bit strange how a weasel possesses.
"In our place, it is said that weasels can be trained to become immortals, and they often attach themselves to people." After Feng Zhiqiang finished speaking, I still had a look of disbelief, but I still asked my fourth uncle, "What should I do? "
"Ask her, what do you want?" The fourth uncle put on a condescending look, quite convincing.
I had no choice but to turn around and ask my second aunt, "Second Aunt, what do you want?"
"You ask Second Aunt what to do, ask that bastard." Fourth Uncle frowned, as if my clumsiness had angered him.I rolled my eyes at the sky, you are such a beast, even if people want to leave, they are not willing to leave.
"Hey, what do you want?" I looked at my second aunt and asked.
"Chicken, chicken..." Second Aunt looked at me and said innocently.
But I listened, and my face turned red with a bang.
Machine?
Second Aunt, you are too unrestrained, to ask someone to find a machine for you?This person is not familiar with the place, let me find it for you.
Just when I was thinking wildly, I heard my fourth uncle say: "Make a chicken for it, and ask for a whole one."
puff!
I almost spit out a mouthful of old blood, well, I totally misunderstood.
"After eating the chicken, can you leave Second Aunt's body?"
I asked in a low voice, trying to treat the things in Second Aunt's body as if they were children.
"Well, let's go." The second aunt actually nodded pitifully, and I was very happy.Talking with other creatures for the first time solved the problem happily, can you not be happy!
The chicken came out quickly and it was a really big plate.The second aunt stopped looking at me, picked up the chicken and ate it desperately, desperately.After finishing eating, he blinked at me and said vaguely: "Be careful, Uncle Fourth, see what happens." After finishing speaking, he fell down on the kang with a bang and stopped moving, which shocked me.
After a while, Second Aunt Kung Fu woke up, and then she vomited for a while, and finally vomited up the chicken she just ate, with chicken bones in it.
I jumped off the ground, feeling that Feng Zhiqiang's mother, Aunt Feng, looked really bad.The second aunt's son and daughter-in-law hurriedly looked for things to pack, and everyone was in a hurry.
The fourth uncle said at this time: "The bastard has already left. Remember to pay for the sesame oil from your family, so I will leave first." After finishing speaking, he also got off the kang, patted his buttocks and left.
Did you do nothing and ask for money?
I watched him go, and then saw that my second aunt seemed to have returned to normal, and said, "What's wrong with me?"
"Mom, it's good that you're fine. You had a yellow skin on your body just now. Fortunately, fourth uncle took good care of you. Let's go and donate sesame oil money." The second aunt's daughter-in-law said happily, her life is good, The most important thing is the pair of breasts, which are really big and make people greedy.
Mine only has a B cup, but she has at least an E!
It's really annoying to compare people to people, I'm silently jealous.
"That's right, go and give money to the gods of the fourth uncle's family, and point them to give our son and daughter-in-law a son."
The second aunt's family also left, leaving only Feng Zhiqiang's parents.
Only then did they have the opportunity to talk to me. They asked me my age and what my parents did, and I answered them one by one.Then Feng Zhiqiang's mother went down to the kang to cook, and his father ran out to smoke. Is this giving up the place to the two of us?
"What does that fourth uncle do?" When I had a chance, I would inquire, and I always thought that fourth uncle was a bit weird.
"He is the great god of our village, he is a witch doctor. Actually, you don't believe this, oh no, you do." How did not believe it saved his life.
I did believe it, but I whispered: "When that Huang...Pizi left, let the second aunt and family be careful of the fourth uncle, what should I do?"
"I'll take you to visit my second aunt's house. It's not far next door. I'll warn them. It's up to them to believe it or not."
"Ok."
I don't know why, but there is something attached to the second aunt who is not malicious, it just wants to help, and wants to help the second aunt's family.
As for what to do, I don't know.In short, he greeted Feng Zhiqiang and his mother and went to the second aunt's house.Their family has come back, the second aunt is resting, and her daughter-in-law is also cooking, seeing us coming out quickly.Because the waves on the chest wearing the apron became even more choppy, which made me tremble with fear.
Feng Zhiqiang is gay and has no interest in other people's breasts.He smiled and said to see his second aunt, and then went into the house.
The second aunt’s house is not very big, there is a main room and a side room. I noticed something squatting in a corner of the main room, but it disappeared after a closer look. I couldn’t help being very strange.Then it was discovered that there was a shrine for worship, with yellow paper written on it: Mrs. Huang San, the position of Mrs. Huang's grandmother...
What do you mean, never seen it.I shifted my gaze to the second aunt on the kang, and saw that she had sat up, and her face was much better.
We sat on the kang and talked for a while, and in the blink of an eye, I saw something running over the shrine.After a closer look, there was nothing, but Feng Zhiqiang patted me and said, "What are you looking at? That is the god of Baojiaxian, and it belongs to the second aunt's family."
"Yes, the Baojiaxian from the previous life is very spiritual. Our family has been offering, burning incense, and serving food has never stopped." The second aunt did not shy away from talking about these things, but as she talked, I Sure enough, a small yellow shadow appeared on the shrine.
"What does Mr. Huang San mean?"
"It's Huang Xian, and Huang Xian is Huang Pizi."
"That and the one today..."
"It's different, how can Baojiaxian have a human body?"
The second aunt explained to me, and we left when it was almost time for dinner.
I dare not tell Feng Zhiqiang that I saw something on the shrine, because I didn't see what it was.
After dinner in the evening, we went to bed early.But people in the countryside are very particular, so I slept on the same kang with Aunt Feng.If the guest didn't propose, they wouldn't rashly arrange a couple of young people to sleep in the same room, which is quite to my liking.
I didn't change into my pajamas, because I didn't know when Feng Zhiqiang and his father would walk in, so I put on my own clothes and slept on the kang. The weather is a bit hot now, and I can't sleep because of the kang.In the middle of the night, I heard someone knocking on the window, but no one got up for a long time.
I saw that Aunt Feng was sleeping soundly, so I got up and walked to the door and asked, "Who is it?"
No one made a sound outside, only the sound of knocking on the door.
I bravely opened the door, and then I saw a little girl in yellow clothes, she smiled at me, took my hand and ran away.
(End of this chapter)
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