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Chapter 32 Drinking You Paralyzed!
Chapter 32 Drinking You Paralyzed!
Tieguai Li was indeed very generous, giving half a bag of seeds and a small hangover spell to Yang Yihang.
At least... Both parties in this transaction are very satisfied!
After the transaction was over, Tieguai Li happily took the liquor and went back on his Tieguai.
Now, let's see what Du Kang will do!
A great immortal who can brew wine better than him unexpectedly appeared in the heavenly court!
Someone is going to take his job.
Tieguai Li didn't give a good review in time, and Yang Yihang was not worried, he extracted the drinking curse from the warehouse.
Hangover Curse: After learning this curse, you will no longer be afraid of drunkenness.
This hangover curse can be used for a lifetime.
Yang Yihang was taken aback.
Yang Yihang looked at the explanation above, and learned it in just one or two minutes.
A green light broke into his body in an instant, and then the spell in his hand turned into powder and disappeared in an instant.
Yang Yihang rushed out of the room excitedly and went to the kitchen to find wine.
Yang Yongbin was also very happy to see his son like this: "Yihang, let's discuss how to use your 400 million yuan some time. Do you want to drink? Okay! Let's drink together with Ye Liang! Where's my Wuliangye?"
Yang Yihang didn't say a word, he sold his father's treasured Wuliangye...to Tieguai Li...
Yang Yongbin searched for a long time but couldn't find it, so he had to take another bottle: "Your mother must have hidden it, let's drink this bottle."
Yang Yihang didn't know how to drink since he was a child, so Yang Yongbin poured him a glass.
Yang Yihang picked up the cup and stuffed it into his mouth.
"Be careful of getting drunk!"
Yang Yihang looked calm, feeling nothing...
In the end Yang Yongbin was so drunk that he didn't do anything.
Well, that hangover spell is pretty good.
-
Yang Yihang thought about going to the farmer's market sometime, and then bought some vegetable seeds and planted them.
As a result, as soon as I went to school today, I was called by the principal to the office where the teachers had a meeting.
Yo, the principal called him?
With something in mind, Yang Yihang went to the principal's office, and when he knocked on the door, he heard a familiar voice.
"I will never misunderstand classmate Yang Yihang again. I will work hard in the future, teach and educate people, and strive to bring up mathematics in the third year of high school to achieve a qualitative leap!"
Yang Yihang burst out laughing.
The principal saw Yang Yihang coming in, and asked with a smile, "What do you think, student Yang?"
Yang Yihang looked at Mediterranean with an extremely ugly face, and shook his head: "Hey, Teacher Chen is a math teacher after all, and it's normal to have bad words and sentences."
Chen Guoqiang almost turned his nose out of anger!
He was asked by the principal to conduct a self-criticism in front of all the teachers in the school, but he was laughed at by Yang Yihang?
The teachers sitting below covered their mouths and snickered.
This classmate Yang Yihang's mouth is really cheap.
Isn't this saying that Mr. Chen Guoqiang's review is nonsense?
Yang Yihang is very innocent, he doesn't understand shit, and he doesn't have any literary qualities.
Yang Yihang looked at the principal: "Principal Zhou, why did you call me here?"
There was a sound of leather shoes stepping on the floor...
A few policemen in formal attire walked towards him with big red pennants in their hands, "Student Yang Yihang, thank you! We sent you the pennant on behalf of the mayor! Thank you for saving all the passengers in the car. You are indeed an excellent student !"
The principal is very comfortable listening, Yang Yihang is an excellent student, don't you want to see which school Yang Yihang is from?
It's from their school!
Only their school can teach students who are fearless, not afraid of danger, and go forward bravely!
The headmaster felt that his face was bright.
Yang Yihang was overjoyed, it turned out that the pennant was sent to him?
"Here, take it."
Yang Yihang looked up, hey, the one who handed him the pennant with both hands was... that beautiful policewoman!
Xin Wei looked at Yang Yihang's handsome face full of smiles, his face was slightly flushed, and then glared at him.
He still has time to laugh!
I don't know if that bearded man is still hanging around outside?
This kid is really not afraid of death!
Aren't you afraid of implicating his family?That's enough.
Yang Yihang is very innocent, if he doesn't laugh, can he still cry?
It turned out that he was called to collect the pennant today, very good, very good.
Holding the pennant in his hand, Yang Yihang looked at Chen Guoqiang provocatively.
If you have the ability, you should have one too.
Chen Guoqian toasted Yang Yihang's provocative eyes, and his nose was crooked with anger.
This bastard boy!
In the life of the school, there is no need to worry about the bearded man breaking in, so Yang Yihang is safe all day long.
This school is not guaranteed.
He walked out holding the pennant in his hand, a car was parked at the gate of the school, and a small head poked out from the car, "Yang Yihang, get in the car!"
Yang Yihang looked at it, turned around and left.
It's that little pepper again.
Lu Qianqian was about to cry because of Yang Yihang, why is he like this?
Uncle Chen chased after him in his car, and Lu Qianqian yelled, "Yang Yihang, you are heartless! I will send someone to protect your parents, and I will look for you, so you turn around and run away?"
She is really wronged!
Yang Yihang stopped, with a look of surprise on his face: "You called me just now? What do you want me for?"
Lu Qianqian pouted: "Hurry up and get in the car, I'm going to eat barbecue?! You accompany me... oh, don't go, just because of me... just because of my protection of your parents !"
Yang Yihang curled his lips. When he becomes rich and powerful in the future, he still needs help?
Pooh!
When Yang Yihang got into the car, Lu Qianqian snapped his fingers: "Uncle Chen, let's go!"
"Yang Yihang, let me celebrate you being awarded by the mayor!"
Come on.
Lu Qianqian is a veritable foodie. When she came to T City, she wanted to eat all the food in T City. Today, she dragged Yang Yihang to have a barbecue.
When Yang Yihang saw Lu Qianqian sitting in front of the stall, he couldn't help but be speechless.
She, a young lady, would also eat this kind of "fly restaurant" barbecue?
"Sit down quickly, you can eat later!"
Yang Yihang nodded.
"I'm going to the bathroom first."
Yang Yihang went out and asked where the restroom of the barbecue restaurant was. He walked around the corner and suddenly saw a black figure, which was somewhat familiar.
In the blink of an eye, the shadow was gone.
I read it wrong?
Yang Yihang came back after going to the bathroom, and Lu Qianqian dragged him along to eat barbecue.
"Eat, eat, eat, this is so delicious!"
The two of them ate heartily and drank several bottles of soy milk.
Lu Qianqian rubbed her forehead, and said in a soft voice, "Yang Yihang...do you feel a little dizzy?"
What the hell, can eating a barbecue cause trouble?
Yang Yihang also felt dizzy.
In the next second, the two of them were lying on the table.
A black figure walked out from the door, smiling silently at the two of them.
*
When Yang Yihang woke up, he found that his hands and feet were captured, and his body seemed to be tied up.
Yang Yihang took a closer look and found...that bearded man was sitting at the table and looking at him with a smile.
I rely on!
Was caught by the bearded man?
"Yang Yihang...? Are we...?" Lu Qianqian slowly opened her eyes and asked in a low voice.
Yang Yihang twitched his mouth speechlessly: "Miss, let's see if you dare to eat barbecue outside! We were caught by this guy!"
Lu Qianqian immediately raised her head and shouted, "It's you? Tell me quickly, what did you do to my sister? Also, let us go quickly. My cousin is from the military region, he is very powerful!"
The bearded man spat, "Do you think I'm afraid? Boy, is your name Yang Yihang? I know you're good at hitting. Lock you up and see how you hit me?"
The bearded man still remembers the scene when he was pushed to the ground and beaten by Yang Yihang that day, it was so fucking scary!
The bearded man took out a gun from his pocket, pointed at Yang Yihang, and said in a rough voice, "Haha, I killed you with one shot, let's see how you beat me up?"
Yang Yihang swallowed his saliva, although he is very good at fighting now... But after all, his body is human flesh!It's not a stone!
Come with a shot and wait for your life.
"What? Are you scared? You dared to hit me back then? Have you thought about today? I'll kill you with one shot later, let's see how you beat me!" The bearded man punched Yang Yihang in the stomach.
Yang Yihang was in pain.I rely on!Be careful with this bearded man, when he can move his hands, kill this turtle!
The bearded man went back to the table and sat down, "Wait until I have a few more sips of wine, then I will send you two to heaven!"
Yang Yihang looked around calmly, it was a warehouse, and the things inside were in a mess.
The most in the warehouse are... wine bottles!
Beer bottles, liquor bottles, and some wine bottles.
There were still a lot of unopened liquor on the table with the bearded man.
This bearded man... likes to drink.
Yang Yihang's eyes flashed, and he looked at the bearded man attentively: "Big beard...boss, give me a taste too. If I die, let me go on the road with peace of mind."
The bearded man spat: "You fucking want to drink my wine?"
"I'm addicted to alcohol. I want to drink a few sips. Anyway, you have so much, it's not good to drink at all."
The bearded man laughed loudly, "You still want to drink when you're dying? Please."
Yang Yihang licked his face, and said in a flattering voice, "Boss, let's enjoy the wine. Brother, I'm so hungry right now. I want to be a hungry ghost!"
Lu Qianqian on the side was stunned, and shouted angrily: "Yang Yihang, what are you doing? You begged this killer? Are you a man? Do you have any backbone? Still thinking about drinking? Are you crazy?"
Depend on!Can this girl shut up?
"What is backbone? I'm addicted to alcohol, I can't take it anymore..." Yang Yihang sat on the ground rubbing back and forth, seeming to be very uncomfortable.
The bearded man suddenly had a sense of identity.
He also likes to drink!He is also an alcoholic!During those days at the police station, he didn't smell the smell of alcohol at all, and he felt uncomfortable all over!After coming out, I finished more than a dozen bottles in a row, and my heart was refreshed.
The bearded man gave Yang Yihang a sip with the cup, and Yang Yihang curled his lips, "The degree is so low? Do you usually drink such low alcohol? Are you too embarrassed to go out? I am too embarrassed to go out! Shame!"
The bearded man immediately exploded, "You said the degree is low? I still have it here!"
What is not good, but that his alcohol content is low?
Who is he?
Who in the circle does not know that he is not drunk for a thousand cups?
The bearded man angrily took out a bottle of white wine, 73 degrees... This is the wine he has treasured for a long time!Today will meet this ignorant kid!
The two drank one cup after another. Yang Yihang saw that the bearded man's face was getting redder and redder, and urged, "Hey, you can't do it? Hurry up and feed me wine!"
"Hi...good boy...you wait..." The bearded man staggered and fed the wine glass into Yang Yihang's mouth.
Lu Qianqian was dumbfounded.
What's happening here?
Yang Yihang and this bearded man who kidnapped them have a drink together?
The bearded man hiccupped, feeling that the boy Yang Yihang in front of him had become... 7... 8 people.
"Boy, good...a good drinker! Drink, keep drinking." How can there be someone who dares to drink with him?
Don't even look at what Yang Yihang will do now?
Curse of the hangover!Still afraid of a big beard?Just wait to get drunk by him, Sabie!
Yang Yihang shook his hands, and said proudly: "You feed me too slowly... Untie the rope, I will get drunk with you!"
"Okay!" The bearded man touched the wine on his lips, stumbled behind Yang Yihang, took out the key to the lock, and took a few minutes to untie the chains of Yang Yihang's hands...
In an instant, Yang Yihang relaxed his hands...
The bearded man hiccupped, "Come on, keep drinking!"
"Drink you paralyzed!"
(End of this chapter)
Tieguai Li was indeed very generous, giving half a bag of seeds and a small hangover spell to Yang Yihang.
At least... Both parties in this transaction are very satisfied!
After the transaction was over, Tieguai Li happily took the liquor and went back on his Tieguai.
Now, let's see what Du Kang will do!
A great immortal who can brew wine better than him unexpectedly appeared in the heavenly court!
Someone is going to take his job.
Tieguai Li didn't give a good review in time, and Yang Yihang was not worried, he extracted the drinking curse from the warehouse.
Hangover Curse: After learning this curse, you will no longer be afraid of drunkenness.
This hangover curse can be used for a lifetime.
Yang Yihang was taken aback.
Yang Yihang looked at the explanation above, and learned it in just one or two minutes.
A green light broke into his body in an instant, and then the spell in his hand turned into powder and disappeared in an instant.
Yang Yihang rushed out of the room excitedly and went to the kitchen to find wine.
Yang Yongbin was also very happy to see his son like this: "Yihang, let's discuss how to use your 400 million yuan some time. Do you want to drink? Okay! Let's drink together with Ye Liang! Where's my Wuliangye?"
Yang Yihang didn't say a word, he sold his father's treasured Wuliangye...to Tieguai Li...
Yang Yongbin searched for a long time but couldn't find it, so he had to take another bottle: "Your mother must have hidden it, let's drink this bottle."
Yang Yihang didn't know how to drink since he was a child, so Yang Yongbin poured him a glass.
Yang Yihang picked up the cup and stuffed it into his mouth.
"Be careful of getting drunk!"
Yang Yihang looked calm, feeling nothing...
In the end Yang Yongbin was so drunk that he didn't do anything.
Well, that hangover spell is pretty good.
-
Yang Yihang thought about going to the farmer's market sometime, and then bought some vegetable seeds and planted them.
As a result, as soon as I went to school today, I was called by the principal to the office where the teachers had a meeting.
Yo, the principal called him?
With something in mind, Yang Yihang went to the principal's office, and when he knocked on the door, he heard a familiar voice.
"I will never misunderstand classmate Yang Yihang again. I will work hard in the future, teach and educate people, and strive to bring up mathematics in the third year of high school to achieve a qualitative leap!"
Yang Yihang burst out laughing.
The principal saw Yang Yihang coming in, and asked with a smile, "What do you think, student Yang?"
Yang Yihang looked at Mediterranean with an extremely ugly face, and shook his head: "Hey, Teacher Chen is a math teacher after all, and it's normal to have bad words and sentences."
Chen Guoqiang almost turned his nose out of anger!
He was asked by the principal to conduct a self-criticism in front of all the teachers in the school, but he was laughed at by Yang Yihang?
The teachers sitting below covered their mouths and snickered.
This classmate Yang Yihang's mouth is really cheap.
Isn't this saying that Mr. Chen Guoqiang's review is nonsense?
Yang Yihang is very innocent, he doesn't understand shit, and he doesn't have any literary qualities.
Yang Yihang looked at the principal: "Principal Zhou, why did you call me here?"
There was a sound of leather shoes stepping on the floor...
A few policemen in formal attire walked towards him with big red pennants in their hands, "Student Yang Yihang, thank you! We sent you the pennant on behalf of the mayor! Thank you for saving all the passengers in the car. You are indeed an excellent student !"
The principal is very comfortable listening, Yang Yihang is an excellent student, don't you want to see which school Yang Yihang is from?
It's from their school!
Only their school can teach students who are fearless, not afraid of danger, and go forward bravely!
The headmaster felt that his face was bright.
Yang Yihang was overjoyed, it turned out that the pennant was sent to him?
"Here, take it."
Yang Yihang looked up, hey, the one who handed him the pennant with both hands was... that beautiful policewoman!
Xin Wei looked at Yang Yihang's handsome face full of smiles, his face was slightly flushed, and then glared at him.
He still has time to laugh!
I don't know if that bearded man is still hanging around outside?
This kid is really not afraid of death!
Aren't you afraid of implicating his family?That's enough.
Yang Yihang is very innocent, if he doesn't laugh, can he still cry?
It turned out that he was called to collect the pennant today, very good, very good.
Holding the pennant in his hand, Yang Yihang looked at Chen Guoqiang provocatively.
If you have the ability, you should have one too.
Chen Guoqian toasted Yang Yihang's provocative eyes, and his nose was crooked with anger.
This bastard boy!
In the life of the school, there is no need to worry about the bearded man breaking in, so Yang Yihang is safe all day long.
This school is not guaranteed.
He walked out holding the pennant in his hand, a car was parked at the gate of the school, and a small head poked out from the car, "Yang Yihang, get in the car!"
Yang Yihang looked at it, turned around and left.
It's that little pepper again.
Lu Qianqian was about to cry because of Yang Yihang, why is he like this?
Uncle Chen chased after him in his car, and Lu Qianqian yelled, "Yang Yihang, you are heartless! I will send someone to protect your parents, and I will look for you, so you turn around and run away?"
She is really wronged!
Yang Yihang stopped, with a look of surprise on his face: "You called me just now? What do you want me for?"
Lu Qianqian pouted: "Hurry up and get in the car, I'm going to eat barbecue?! You accompany me... oh, don't go, just because of me... just because of my protection of your parents !"
Yang Yihang curled his lips. When he becomes rich and powerful in the future, he still needs help?
Pooh!
When Yang Yihang got into the car, Lu Qianqian snapped his fingers: "Uncle Chen, let's go!"
"Yang Yihang, let me celebrate you being awarded by the mayor!"
Come on.
Lu Qianqian is a veritable foodie. When she came to T City, she wanted to eat all the food in T City. Today, she dragged Yang Yihang to have a barbecue.
When Yang Yihang saw Lu Qianqian sitting in front of the stall, he couldn't help but be speechless.
She, a young lady, would also eat this kind of "fly restaurant" barbecue?
"Sit down quickly, you can eat later!"
Yang Yihang nodded.
"I'm going to the bathroom first."
Yang Yihang went out and asked where the restroom of the barbecue restaurant was. He walked around the corner and suddenly saw a black figure, which was somewhat familiar.
In the blink of an eye, the shadow was gone.
I read it wrong?
Yang Yihang came back after going to the bathroom, and Lu Qianqian dragged him along to eat barbecue.
"Eat, eat, eat, this is so delicious!"
The two of them ate heartily and drank several bottles of soy milk.
Lu Qianqian rubbed her forehead, and said in a soft voice, "Yang Yihang...do you feel a little dizzy?"
What the hell, can eating a barbecue cause trouble?
Yang Yihang also felt dizzy.
In the next second, the two of them were lying on the table.
A black figure walked out from the door, smiling silently at the two of them.
*
When Yang Yihang woke up, he found that his hands and feet were captured, and his body seemed to be tied up.
Yang Yihang took a closer look and found...that bearded man was sitting at the table and looking at him with a smile.
I rely on!
Was caught by the bearded man?
"Yang Yihang...? Are we...?" Lu Qianqian slowly opened her eyes and asked in a low voice.
Yang Yihang twitched his mouth speechlessly: "Miss, let's see if you dare to eat barbecue outside! We were caught by this guy!"
Lu Qianqian immediately raised her head and shouted, "It's you? Tell me quickly, what did you do to my sister? Also, let us go quickly. My cousin is from the military region, he is very powerful!"
The bearded man spat, "Do you think I'm afraid? Boy, is your name Yang Yihang? I know you're good at hitting. Lock you up and see how you hit me?"
The bearded man still remembers the scene when he was pushed to the ground and beaten by Yang Yihang that day, it was so fucking scary!
The bearded man took out a gun from his pocket, pointed at Yang Yihang, and said in a rough voice, "Haha, I killed you with one shot, let's see how you beat me up?"
Yang Yihang swallowed his saliva, although he is very good at fighting now... But after all, his body is human flesh!It's not a stone!
Come with a shot and wait for your life.
"What? Are you scared? You dared to hit me back then? Have you thought about today? I'll kill you with one shot later, let's see how you beat me!" The bearded man punched Yang Yihang in the stomach.
Yang Yihang was in pain.I rely on!Be careful with this bearded man, when he can move his hands, kill this turtle!
The bearded man went back to the table and sat down, "Wait until I have a few more sips of wine, then I will send you two to heaven!"
Yang Yihang looked around calmly, it was a warehouse, and the things inside were in a mess.
The most in the warehouse are... wine bottles!
Beer bottles, liquor bottles, and some wine bottles.
There were still a lot of unopened liquor on the table with the bearded man.
This bearded man... likes to drink.
Yang Yihang's eyes flashed, and he looked at the bearded man attentively: "Big beard...boss, give me a taste too. If I die, let me go on the road with peace of mind."
The bearded man spat: "You fucking want to drink my wine?"
"I'm addicted to alcohol. I want to drink a few sips. Anyway, you have so much, it's not good to drink at all."
The bearded man laughed loudly, "You still want to drink when you're dying? Please."
Yang Yihang licked his face, and said in a flattering voice, "Boss, let's enjoy the wine. Brother, I'm so hungry right now. I want to be a hungry ghost!"
Lu Qianqian on the side was stunned, and shouted angrily: "Yang Yihang, what are you doing? You begged this killer? Are you a man? Do you have any backbone? Still thinking about drinking? Are you crazy?"
Depend on!Can this girl shut up?
"What is backbone? I'm addicted to alcohol, I can't take it anymore..." Yang Yihang sat on the ground rubbing back and forth, seeming to be very uncomfortable.
The bearded man suddenly had a sense of identity.
He also likes to drink!He is also an alcoholic!During those days at the police station, he didn't smell the smell of alcohol at all, and he felt uncomfortable all over!After coming out, I finished more than a dozen bottles in a row, and my heart was refreshed.
The bearded man gave Yang Yihang a sip with the cup, and Yang Yihang curled his lips, "The degree is so low? Do you usually drink such low alcohol? Are you too embarrassed to go out? I am too embarrassed to go out! Shame!"
The bearded man immediately exploded, "You said the degree is low? I still have it here!"
What is not good, but that his alcohol content is low?
Who is he?
Who in the circle does not know that he is not drunk for a thousand cups?
The bearded man angrily took out a bottle of white wine, 73 degrees... This is the wine he has treasured for a long time!Today will meet this ignorant kid!
The two drank one cup after another. Yang Yihang saw that the bearded man's face was getting redder and redder, and urged, "Hey, you can't do it? Hurry up and feed me wine!"
"Hi...good boy...you wait..." The bearded man staggered and fed the wine glass into Yang Yihang's mouth.
Lu Qianqian was dumbfounded.
What's happening here?
Yang Yihang and this bearded man who kidnapped them have a drink together?
The bearded man hiccupped, feeling that the boy Yang Yihang in front of him had become... 7... 8 people.
"Boy, good...a good drinker! Drink, keep drinking." How can there be someone who dares to drink with him?
Don't even look at what Yang Yihang will do now?
Curse of the hangover!Still afraid of a big beard?Just wait to get drunk by him, Sabie!
Yang Yihang shook his hands, and said proudly: "You feed me too slowly... Untie the rope, I will get drunk with you!"
"Okay!" The bearded man touched the wine on his lips, stumbled behind Yang Yihang, took out the key to the lock, and took a few minutes to untie the chains of Yang Yihang's hands...
In an instant, Yang Yihang relaxed his hands...
The bearded man hiccupped, "Come on, keep drinking!"
"Drink you paralyzed!"
(End of this chapter)
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