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Chapter 34 Yang Yihang, You Smelly Shameless!
Chapter 34 Yang Yihang, You Smelly Shameless!
A... empty sound resounded through the warehouse.
No sound?
Wait a minute... Empty sound?
The bearded man was dumbfounded, and the tearful Lu Qianqian was dumbfounded.
what's the situation?
empty?
Yang Yihang rubbed his nose, a little impatient: "You want to shoot, can you hurry up? I'm waiting to go down to find Granny Meng. I don't know if she's a beauty."
The bearded man licked his hot mouth, and continued to pull the trigger with trembling palms, "I...I'll kill you with one shot!"
crash you!
Empty sound...
empty……
The beard was buttoned several times, but all of them were empty.
Yang Yihang smirked, "Boss Beard, you said you were going to kill me with one shot, how many times have you shot? Are you a man?"
The bearded man panicked completely, "What's going on? Why can't I type it out?"
Yang Yihang turned his head suddenly, snatched the pistol from the bearded man's hand, and kicked the bearded man's crotch with his long legs.
The bearded man flew out like a projectile.
The bearded man turned pale and rolled on the ground in pain.
Damn, this Yang Yihang is really not a fucking man, kick him there!
"Don't you want to kill Lao Tzu? Don't you know that Lao Tzu is indestructible?" Otherwise, I would really go to hell to open a WeChat store!
The bearded man cried and sobbed: "...ah, I don't know... I don't know..."
He still hasn't figured out why the gun didn't fire a bullet.
Yang Yihang smirked at him, "I let you go before, how dare you slander me? Dare to shoot me..."
Yang Yihang stretched out his hand suddenly, grabbed the bearded man's hand, and twisted it backhand.
In an instant, the bearded man's screams erupted like killing a pig.
Yang Yihang smirked: "How about I tie your hands and feet together? Don't you want to tie us?"
"Ah—kill me—my lord, spare me—"
The screams in the warehouse almost knocked off the roof of the warehouse.
Seeing Yang Yihang's actions, Lu Qianqian almost threw up.
Is he going to break that bearded man's hands and feet?
too disgusting……
Yang Yihang's move is too disgusting...
Outside the warehouse, the police have arrived.
Xin Wei broke out in a cold sweat when she heard the screams like killing a pig inside.
That kid...wouldn't have been...knocked off, right?
Are they late?
Xin Wei wanted to make a move.
Ye Bin on the side suddenly lowered his voice: "Sister Xin Wei, it seems that someone is coming from behind."
Xin Wei turned her head abruptly, only to see a group of soldiers in camouflage uniforms rushing towards them, led by a tall and handsome man.
This is……?
"Dare to catch my cousin? I am Cao!"
The man cursed in a low voice.
He is Lu Qianqian's cousin in the military region of T City, Lu Lu!
"Blow the door of this warehouse!"
Xin Wei frowned, would this scare the snake away?
While Yang Yihang and Lu Qianqian were inside, they didn't know anything about the people outside the warehouse.
Yang Yihang seems to be addicted to tidying up his beard.
With a smirk, he picked up the pistol on the ground and pointed it at the forehead of the bearded man: "I will teach you, how does this gun fire bullets!!"
"Boom—" With a sound, the warehouse door was blasted open in an instant.
A group of people rushed into the smoke...
Xin Wei yelled anxiously: "We are the police, all squat down! Hand over the hostages!"
Yang Yihang thumped in his heart, oh my god, why does this beauty appear every time he does something bad?
Although this time he came to save him...
Yang Yihang hurriedly put the pistol in his hand into the hand of the bearded man who had been beaten unconscious, then sat down on the ground, terrified: "Don't kill me...don't kill me...I'm a coward! I'm a coward!"
Lu Qianqian: "..."
What exactly does Yang Yihang want to do...
Who... killed who?
Why is Yang Yihang so... smelly and shameless...
With a police gun in her hand, Xin Wei walked towards Yang Yihang and the bearded man, and saw Yang Yihang sitting shivering on the ground, holding his head in his hands and trembling all over.
It looks... pitiful.
Xin Wei curled her lips slightly, this kid...isn't he very capable at ordinary times?
How...how did you become so cowardly?
Xin Wei glanced at the bearded man who was already fainting, and knew that nothing was wrong, so she squatted down, "Yang Yihang... are you okay?"
"I... I'm scared." Yang Yihang's voice trembled.
Xin Wei stretched out her hand and patted him on the shoulder lightly, "It's okay, we're here to save you."
Yang Yihang suddenly leaned into Xin Wei's arms, wow, it smells so good...
"I'm afraid, I'm afraid..."
Xin Wei's face flushed instantly, you brat!What the hell is he doing? ! !
Take advantage?
Following Ye Bin who rushed in, he was about to go crazy, "What are you doing? Let go of Xin Wei!"
How could the goddess in his heart be taken advantage of by a softie?
Yang Yihang flinched, and rubbed against Xin Wei: "You are so fierce, you are all so fierce!"
Xin Wei frowned, and glanced at Ye Bin with some displeasure.
After all, Yang Yihang was a hostage and was frightened.Instead of comforting them, they yell at people, how can this work?
Ye Bin is really going crazy, Xin Wei is still helping this idiot?
Yang Yihang made an inch of progress, getting closer and closer...
This beauty has a good figure.
Lu Qianqian couldn't take it anymore, "Yang Yihang, you shameless bastard! Why don't you stay away from her? Also, quickly put Miss Ben down!"
She was still tied up, so Yang Yihang started molesting the police.
This Yang Yihang is really shameless.
"Cousin, I'm here to save you." A man in a camouflage uniform walked in from outside and unchained Lu Qianqian.
Lu Qianqian looked at her cousin and felt like crying. "cousin……"
Lu Lu touched her head, "It's okay, it's okay. Cousin will avenge you...revenge..."
Looking back, the bearded culprit had fainted to the ground...
There were only three people at the scene.
Cousin Lu Qianqian and that coward Yang Yihang are hostages, only the bearded man is the killer...
So... so... how did the bearded man self-harm to get that way?
Wearing riding boots, Lu Lu stepped forward, squatted down to check, and blurted out: "Are your limbs broken?"
How the hell can you do this by yourself?
Xin Wei finally came to her senses, looking at Yang Yihang, who was still standing on her side, she was ashamed and angry.
Really underestimated this kid!
Xin Wei pulled Yang Yihang aside, "Get out of here."
Yang Yihang felt wronged, "I'm a hostage... beauty!"
Damn, there is such an arrogant hostage like you?
The killer was knocked unconscious, and his hands and feet were also disabled.
Lu Lu suddenly felt that he had made a serious mistake in his judgment of the scene just now.
What kind of softie is that Yang Yihang, he is obviously... a master lurking among the people, right?
That bearded man has a gun in his hand!
Seeing Lu Lu staring at the gun without turning his eyes, Yang Yihang shrugged casually: "Oh, that gun? I took out the bullets by taking advantage of that bearded beard's drinking madness."
When Lu Qianqian heard this, she was half dead with anger.
shameless!
Shameless!
He didn't even tell her.
She was really scared to death at the beginning, she thought Yang Yihang was going to die.
When Lu Lu heard it, he was even more surprised: "Have you systematically learned how to use a gun?"
Yang Yihang blinked, with a calm expression on his face: "No, I watched cartoons when I was young, and I saw the people on it put bullets."
land:"……"
Nima's!
Just watch a cartoon. Shouldn't these professionals eat shit?
I go……
Lu Lu feels that he has been very... despised.
What's the matter?
Xin Wei glanced at the bearded man caught by the others, and finally breathed a sigh of relief. Looking at Yang Yihang and Lu Qianqian, she asked with concern, "Are you two injured?"
Lu Qianqian was tied up for a while, and she was unscathed, "No, don't worry, officer."
Yang Yihang immediately groaned, clutching his chest, "I...I'm hurt..."
Damn, what is this kid going to do again?
Yang Yihang said weakly: "The bearded man punched me, it hurts..."
The audience fell silent again.
Damn, shut up you!
Xin Wei took Yang Yihang and Lu Qianqian back to the police station to make notes.
The two hostages were alive and kicking, but the bearded man...
Tsk tsk tsk, I dare not look with my eyes.
So pitiful, so miserable.
Yang Yihang sat gloriously behind the police car, and suddenly asked: "Beauty, didn't you say that whoever provided clues to the bearded man would give you 5 yuan in Ruanmeibi? I even caught it for you, shouldn't you give it to me?"
Xin Wei, who was sitting in front, sneered: "Are you ashamed to talk about money? You beat people like that, and you don't know how much money you will spend in the hospital! You ask me for money?"
Yang Yihang didn't speak.
Is he defending himself?
justifiable defense!
The two hostages were sent to the police station, and Ye Bin took notes.
Yang Yihang is very innocent: "I just got that bearded man drunk, and then unlocked it, and then you guys came."
Depend on?
so easy?
Do you think the killer is talking for nothing?
I bother!
Talk nonsense with your eyes open!
Ye Bin was a little angry: "Drunk? How did you get drunk?"
Lu Qianqian, who was sitting by the side, became interested when she heard this, "He's drinking with that bearded man!"
Ye Bin: "..."
Damn, one lied to him, and the second lied to him.
Do you really treat him as a three-year-old kid?
They could smell the smell of alcohol on the bearded man, but the one in front of him... doesn't seem to be particularly heavy.
"I really got that bearded man drunk!"
Ye Bin snorted coldly, asked someone to bring a breathalyzer over, and asked Yang Yihang to blow on it.
Yang Yihang was a little disgusted, curled his lips and said, "Is this a one-off? Could there be AIDS? I am very clean."
"Blow it!"
Yang Yihang blew impatiently.
The breathalyzer flashed a red light in an instant...
A red light means danger.
On the traffic police side, someone like Yang Yihang has already been driving under the influence of alcohol.
Ye Bin looked at Yang Yihang, who was alive and kicking in front of him, and fell silent.
He... is he drunk?
Nima is more sober than him!
Yang Yihang looked at Ye Bin with a smile, "The transcript is finished, can we go?"
(End of this chapter)
A... empty sound resounded through the warehouse.
No sound?
Wait a minute... Empty sound?
The bearded man was dumbfounded, and the tearful Lu Qianqian was dumbfounded.
what's the situation?
empty?
Yang Yihang rubbed his nose, a little impatient: "You want to shoot, can you hurry up? I'm waiting to go down to find Granny Meng. I don't know if she's a beauty."
The bearded man licked his hot mouth, and continued to pull the trigger with trembling palms, "I...I'll kill you with one shot!"
crash you!
Empty sound...
empty……
The beard was buttoned several times, but all of them were empty.
Yang Yihang smirked, "Boss Beard, you said you were going to kill me with one shot, how many times have you shot? Are you a man?"
The bearded man panicked completely, "What's going on? Why can't I type it out?"
Yang Yihang turned his head suddenly, snatched the pistol from the bearded man's hand, and kicked the bearded man's crotch with his long legs.
The bearded man flew out like a projectile.
The bearded man turned pale and rolled on the ground in pain.
Damn, this Yang Yihang is really not a fucking man, kick him there!
"Don't you want to kill Lao Tzu? Don't you know that Lao Tzu is indestructible?" Otherwise, I would really go to hell to open a WeChat store!
The bearded man cried and sobbed: "...ah, I don't know... I don't know..."
He still hasn't figured out why the gun didn't fire a bullet.
Yang Yihang smirked at him, "I let you go before, how dare you slander me? Dare to shoot me..."
Yang Yihang stretched out his hand suddenly, grabbed the bearded man's hand, and twisted it backhand.
In an instant, the bearded man's screams erupted like killing a pig.
Yang Yihang smirked: "How about I tie your hands and feet together? Don't you want to tie us?"
"Ah—kill me—my lord, spare me—"
The screams in the warehouse almost knocked off the roof of the warehouse.
Seeing Yang Yihang's actions, Lu Qianqian almost threw up.
Is he going to break that bearded man's hands and feet?
too disgusting……
Yang Yihang's move is too disgusting...
Outside the warehouse, the police have arrived.
Xin Wei broke out in a cold sweat when she heard the screams like killing a pig inside.
That kid...wouldn't have been...knocked off, right?
Are they late?
Xin Wei wanted to make a move.
Ye Bin on the side suddenly lowered his voice: "Sister Xin Wei, it seems that someone is coming from behind."
Xin Wei turned her head abruptly, only to see a group of soldiers in camouflage uniforms rushing towards them, led by a tall and handsome man.
This is……?
"Dare to catch my cousin? I am Cao!"
The man cursed in a low voice.
He is Lu Qianqian's cousin in the military region of T City, Lu Lu!
"Blow the door of this warehouse!"
Xin Wei frowned, would this scare the snake away?
While Yang Yihang and Lu Qianqian were inside, they didn't know anything about the people outside the warehouse.
Yang Yihang seems to be addicted to tidying up his beard.
With a smirk, he picked up the pistol on the ground and pointed it at the forehead of the bearded man: "I will teach you, how does this gun fire bullets!!"
"Boom—" With a sound, the warehouse door was blasted open in an instant.
A group of people rushed into the smoke...
Xin Wei yelled anxiously: "We are the police, all squat down! Hand over the hostages!"
Yang Yihang thumped in his heart, oh my god, why does this beauty appear every time he does something bad?
Although this time he came to save him...
Yang Yihang hurriedly put the pistol in his hand into the hand of the bearded man who had been beaten unconscious, then sat down on the ground, terrified: "Don't kill me...don't kill me...I'm a coward! I'm a coward!"
Lu Qianqian: "..."
What exactly does Yang Yihang want to do...
Who... killed who?
Why is Yang Yihang so... smelly and shameless...
With a police gun in her hand, Xin Wei walked towards Yang Yihang and the bearded man, and saw Yang Yihang sitting shivering on the ground, holding his head in his hands and trembling all over.
It looks... pitiful.
Xin Wei curled her lips slightly, this kid...isn't he very capable at ordinary times?
How...how did you become so cowardly?
Xin Wei glanced at the bearded man who was already fainting, and knew that nothing was wrong, so she squatted down, "Yang Yihang... are you okay?"
"I... I'm scared." Yang Yihang's voice trembled.
Xin Wei stretched out her hand and patted him on the shoulder lightly, "It's okay, we're here to save you."
Yang Yihang suddenly leaned into Xin Wei's arms, wow, it smells so good...
"I'm afraid, I'm afraid..."
Xin Wei's face flushed instantly, you brat!What the hell is he doing? ! !
Take advantage?
Following Ye Bin who rushed in, he was about to go crazy, "What are you doing? Let go of Xin Wei!"
How could the goddess in his heart be taken advantage of by a softie?
Yang Yihang flinched, and rubbed against Xin Wei: "You are so fierce, you are all so fierce!"
Xin Wei frowned, and glanced at Ye Bin with some displeasure.
After all, Yang Yihang was a hostage and was frightened.Instead of comforting them, they yell at people, how can this work?
Ye Bin is really going crazy, Xin Wei is still helping this idiot?
Yang Yihang made an inch of progress, getting closer and closer...
This beauty has a good figure.
Lu Qianqian couldn't take it anymore, "Yang Yihang, you shameless bastard! Why don't you stay away from her? Also, quickly put Miss Ben down!"
She was still tied up, so Yang Yihang started molesting the police.
This Yang Yihang is really shameless.
"Cousin, I'm here to save you." A man in a camouflage uniform walked in from outside and unchained Lu Qianqian.
Lu Qianqian looked at her cousin and felt like crying. "cousin……"
Lu Lu touched her head, "It's okay, it's okay. Cousin will avenge you...revenge..."
Looking back, the bearded culprit had fainted to the ground...
There were only three people at the scene.
Cousin Lu Qianqian and that coward Yang Yihang are hostages, only the bearded man is the killer...
So... so... how did the bearded man self-harm to get that way?
Wearing riding boots, Lu Lu stepped forward, squatted down to check, and blurted out: "Are your limbs broken?"
How the hell can you do this by yourself?
Xin Wei finally came to her senses, looking at Yang Yihang, who was still standing on her side, she was ashamed and angry.
Really underestimated this kid!
Xin Wei pulled Yang Yihang aside, "Get out of here."
Yang Yihang felt wronged, "I'm a hostage... beauty!"
Damn, there is such an arrogant hostage like you?
The killer was knocked unconscious, and his hands and feet were also disabled.
Lu Lu suddenly felt that he had made a serious mistake in his judgment of the scene just now.
What kind of softie is that Yang Yihang, he is obviously... a master lurking among the people, right?
That bearded man has a gun in his hand!
Seeing Lu Lu staring at the gun without turning his eyes, Yang Yihang shrugged casually: "Oh, that gun? I took out the bullets by taking advantage of that bearded beard's drinking madness."
When Lu Qianqian heard this, she was half dead with anger.
shameless!
Shameless!
He didn't even tell her.
She was really scared to death at the beginning, she thought Yang Yihang was going to die.
When Lu Lu heard it, he was even more surprised: "Have you systematically learned how to use a gun?"
Yang Yihang blinked, with a calm expression on his face: "No, I watched cartoons when I was young, and I saw the people on it put bullets."
land:"……"
Nima's!
Just watch a cartoon. Shouldn't these professionals eat shit?
I go……
Lu Lu feels that he has been very... despised.
What's the matter?
Xin Wei glanced at the bearded man caught by the others, and finally breathed a sigh of relief. Looking at Yang Yihang and Lu Qianqian, she asked with concern, "Are you two injured?"
Lu Qianqian was tied up for a while, and she was unscathed, "No, don't worry, officer."
Yang Yihang immediately groaned, clutching his chest, "I...I'm hurt..."
Damn, what is this kid going to do again?
Yang Yihang said weakly: "The bearded man punched me, it hurts..."
The audience fell silent again.
Damn, shut up you!
Xin Wei took Yang Yihang and Lu Qianqian back to the police station to make notes.
The two hostages were alive and kicking, but the bearded man...
Tsk tsk tsk, I dare not look with my eyes.
So pitiful, so miserable.
Yang Yihang sat gloriously behind the police car, and suddenly asked: "Beauty, didn't you say that whoever provided clues to the bearded man would give you 5 yuan in Ruanmeibi? I even caught it for you, shouldn't you give it to me?"
Xin Wei, who was sitting in front, sneered: "Are you ashamed to talk about money? You beat people like that, and you don't know how much money you will spend in the hospital! You ask me for money?"
Yang Yihang didn't speak.
Is he defending himself?
justifiable defense!
The two hostages were sent to the police station, and Ye Bin took notes.
Yang Yihang is very innocent: "I just got that bearded man drunk, and then unlocked it, and then you guys came."
Depend on?
so easy?
Do you think the killer is talking for nothing?
I bother!
Talk nonsense with your eyes open!
Ye Bin was a little angry: "Drunk? How did you get drunk?"
Lu Qianqian, who was sitting by the side, became interested when she heard this, "He's drinking with that bearded man!"
Ye Bin: "..."
Damn, one lied to him, and the second lied to him.
Do you really treat him as a three-year-old kid?
They could smell the smell of alcohol on the bearded man, but the one in front of him... doesn't seem to be particularly heavy.
"I really got that bearded man drunk!"
Ye Bin snorted coldly, asked someone to bring a breathalyzer over, and asked Yang Yihang to blow on it.
Yang Yihang was a little disgusted, curled his lips and said, "Is this a one-off? Could there be AIDS? I am very clean."
"Blow it!"
Yang Yihang blew impatiently.
The breathalyzer flashed a red light in an instant...
A red light means danger.
On the traffic police side, someone like Yang Yihang has already been driving under the influence of alcohol.
Ye Bin looked at Yang Yihang, who was alive and kicking in front of him, and fell silent.
He... is he drunk?
Nima is more sober than him!
Yang Yihang looked at Ye Bin with a smile, "The transcript is finished, can we go?"
(End of this chapter)
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