My micro shop is open to heaven
Chapter 39 The Drunken Yuelao
Chapter 39 The Drunken Yuelao
It's over, if he lives with a woman like Wen Shiming, how can he develop his career?It is estimated that all day long is studying, studying!
Yang Yihang hurriedly said: "Mr. Wen, think twice! I have very bad habits at home. I don't take a bath for ten days and a half months. I don't take a bath and I don't wash my feet! My clothes are also changed every ten days and a half months. I will be in a mess when I go home. Take off your socks!"
She's a woman, so she probably doesn't like living with such a sloppy boy, right?
Liu Mei slapped her son on the head, "Yang Yihang, what nonsense are you talking to your teacher?!"
Yang Yongbin also got angry, "Mr. Wen, this is for your own good. You are going to take the college entrance examination in a few days? You don't know? Yang Yihang, go and pack your things for me right now! I only give you 10 minutes !"
Wen Shiming saw that the boy who was usually not very proud was scolded by his parents so that he dared not speak out, so he couldn't help but raised the corners of his lips: "Student Yang Yihang, hurry up and pack your things. You can buy toiletries in the supermarket over there." Just do it."
Yang Yihang sighed, and stared deeply at Wen Shiming.
Beauty, you really don't regret it.
Let a man who is not only normal but also beyond ordinary people live in your house, you really don't regret it!
Yang Yihang returned to the room and packed his things.
In fact, he didn't have anything, and the learning materials had been burned on the bus last time.
Yang Yihang packed some clothes, and reluctantly followed Wen Shiming out of the house.
Yang Yongbin and Liu Mei still looked happy: "Yihang, remember to study hard with Mr. Wen, try to get an undergraduate degree, and earn money for our family!"
Yang Yihang was a little silent.
He took the undergraduate exam to win glory for his family. If he got admitted to the two nationally renowned universities in the imperial capital, wouldn't his parents be crazy about it?
"Let's go, Yang Yihang, stop dawdling."
Wen Shiming laughed and took Yang Yihang out of the community.
Wen Shiming opened the trunk of her car, "Put the suitcase in."
Yang Yihang looked at the car logo, feeling slightly surprised.
It turned out to be a red Maserati.
This beautiful homeroom teacher still looks like a rich and beautiful woman, with such a rich family?
Yang Yihang put down his things and sat in the passenger seat.
"My family lives near the school. You can walk to school in five or six minutes every day."
When Yang Yihang heard this, he was in a bad mood. "Mr. Wen, are you interested in me?"
The car twisted for a moment, and Yang Yihang immediately grabbed the handrail, "Mr. Wen, are you murdering?"
Wen Shiming blushed, "Yang Yihang, behave yourself! I'm your teacher!"
Yang Yihang didn't care at all: "Aren't I going to end the college entrance examination soon?"
What kind of teacher will it be?
Wen Shiming was blocked by Yang Yihang's words, and she gave Yang Yihang a hard look in the car's rearview mirror.
She... She doesn't like the kid who is younger than her!
Yang Yihang didn't take it seriously either, he was sitting in the passenger seat in an orderly manner, suddenly there was a sudden vibration in his trouser pocket, and the familiar Weidian notification sound came!
Yang Yihang stood up like a carp, and immediately couldn't wait to pull out his mobile phone from his trousers pocket.
Wen Shiming's face turned black.
She, the head teacher, was still in front of her, so he just took out his phone to play?
"If you have time to play with your mobile phone, why not use it to memorize English words!"
"Don't make noise!" Yang Yihang threw a sentence impatiently.
Wen Shiming really wanted to stop the car and beat him up, how did he talk?
Yang Yihang couldn't wait to poke open the WeChat store, and seeing the displayed dialog box, his eyeballs were about to fall out.
month old...
It turned out to be Yuelao!
In Yang Yihang's memory, Yuelao is considered a relatively big official in the Heavenly Court. Isn't the old man in charge of the world's marriages not powerful?
The Nezha who came here before is a kid who loves instant noodles, but this one in front of him is a real veteran of the Heavenly Court!
The old man is here.
I don't know if I can mix something from him to solve his lifelong event?
Yuelao didn't know that Yang Yihang had set his mind on him.
His old face was flushed, and he was holding a jar of Dukang wine in his hand. He wandered around the heavenly court unsteadily, and walked to the end of the sky.
At the end of the sky, there are very few immortals.
Because this place is so desolate, even low-level immortals like Sao Baxing would not have come to the end of the sky if they were not under the pressure of work.
Yue Lao hiccupped, why did he come to such a place?
Yue Lao shook his head, and was about to go shopping elsewhere, when he suddenly saw a... shop!
shop?
Yuelao blinked, thinking he had misread.
In such a desolate place as the end of the sky, someone actually opened a shop?
What the hell?
Which idiot fairy did the trick?
Yuelao held the wine jar in his hand, hiccupped and walked up...
Yuelao: Is there anyone?
Xuantian: Yes.Fellow Taoist Yue Lao, who has admired his name for a long time, is like thunder!
Yuelao was startled and became more sober.
He didn't even feel a trace of immortal power?He Xian opened this?
Yuelao smiled wryly when he heard Yang Yihang say "I have admired you for a long time".
Yuelao: Fellow Daoists, don't let the old man be buried.In this Heavenly Court, who is as leisurely as the old man?
Yang Yihang was startled when he saw the reply.
Isn't Yue Lao a counterfeit?
In his memory, although Yue Lao is not a particularly big official in the heavenly court, but...he is not a "leisure" official, is he?In charge of marriages in the world, he is very leisurely?
Xuantian: I'm in Xuantian.What's the matter, fellow Taoist Yue Lao?
When Yuelao heard it, he put one hand on the counter, looked around, and burped again: Xuantian?What a domineering name.Fellow Daoist Xuantian, are you a shop that sells things?
It looks like this, but I don't see any goods on the shelves?
Xuantian: Yes, does Fellow Daoist Yuelao want anything?
Yuelao smiled wryly, he probably didn't have anything he wanted to buy.
Yuelao took another sip of Dukang wine, and suddenly slapped the counter proudly: I... I will buy your time!How about a chat between Taoist Xuantian and the old man!
The corner of Yang Yihang's mouth twitched, have you always been drinking crazy this month?
Yang Yihang thought so, but quickly put a product on the shelves.time!
Xuan Tian: Obedience is worse than respect.
When Yuelao heard this, he lay down on the counter and cried: the old man is so miserable, he is going to be fired at this age!Everyone looks down on the old man.Even the broom star has a job, which is more valuable than the old man in Heaven!
Yang Yihang looked at the string of words that jumped out, a little confused.
Is this really Yuelao?
Xuan Tian: Fellow Taoist Yue Lao, why is this?Daoist friends are in charge of marriage in the world, how can it be worthless?
When Yuelao heard it, he shouted with snot and tears: Fellow Daoist Xuantian, stop making fun of the old man.Who doesn't know that since the early Ming Dynasty in the human world, immortals have been separated forever.Old man, I lost my job overnight.
Xuan Tian was stunned when he heard that, what does this mean?
Yuelao: In the early years of Ming Dynasty, that damned Zhu with the surname Zhu cut off the dragon's veins, and since then the immortals have been separated forever.Old man, I am in charge of the marriages in the world. Since then, the old man can no longer see the marriages of men and women in the world...
Yang Yihang finally understood, no wonder he opened a shop in Heaven, and none of the immortals suspected that he was a mortal.
Because immortality has long been separated forever!
Yang Yihang suddenly felt a little sympathetic to Yuelao, this old man's job is to be in charge of marriages in the world, this time...it's bad luck!
Yue Lao seemed to have found someone to talk to, and he continued: Forget it, old man, I will treat myself as a holiday.But after the eternity between immortals and mortals, there are fewer and fewer people who ascended in the mortal world. In the past 300 years, no one has been ascended!There is a problem with the population of Heavenly Court... The Jade Emperor assigned a task to the old man to see if Heavenly Court can be self-sufficient!Old man, I want to fight the Jade Emperor now!
Yang Yihang was silent, this old man...was he really drunk?
He even scolded the Jade Emperor for being an old man.
Yue Lao really wants to cry: Heavenly Court is full of old acquaintances, how can we get it right?Even Lei Gong and Dian Mu are tired of talking and want to live separately!As for Nezha, he is just a child at heart, and you expect him to find a fairy girl to come out with a fairy boy?By the way, I recently heard that Nezha is obsessed with instant noodles...
Yuelao wiped away tears: "Speaking out, I feel much better in my heart."Thank you, fellow Taoist Xuantian, how much merit do you want to collect?
Yang Yihang's eyes lit up, he hasn't done anything yet, why is he giving things for nothing this month?He doesn't want merit!
(End of this chapter)
It's over, if he lives with a woman like Wen Shiming, how can he develop his career?It is estimated that all day long is studying, studying!
Yang Yihang hurriedly said: "Mr. Wen, think twice! I have very bad habits at home. I don't take a bath for ten days and a half months. I don't take a bath and I don't wash my feet! My clothes are also changed every ten days and a half months. I will be in a mess when I go home. Take off your socks!"
She's a woman, so she probably doesn't like living with such a sloppy boy, right?
Liu Mei slapped her son on the head, "Yang Yihang, what nonsense are you talking to your teacher?!"
Yang Yongbin also got angry, "Mr. Wen, this is for your own good. You are going to take the college entrance examination in a few days? You don't know? Yang Yihang, go and pack your things for me right now! I only give you 10 minutes !"
Wen Shiming saw that the boy who was usually not very proud was scolded by his parents so that he dared not speak out, so he couldn't help but raised the corners of his lips: "Student Yang Yihang, hurry up and pack your things. You can buy toiletries in the supermarket over there." Just do it."
Yang Yihang sighed, and stared deeply at Wen Shiming.
Beauty, you really don't regret it.
Let a man who is not only normal but also beyond ordinary people live in your house, you really don't regret it!
Yang Yihang returned to the room and packed his things.
In fact, he didn't have anything, and the learning materials had been burned on the bus last time.
Yang Yihang packed some clothes, and reluctantly followed Wen Shiming out of the house.
Yang Yongbin and Liu Mei still looked happy: "Yihang, remember to study hard with Mr. Wen, try to get an undergraduate degree, and earn money for our family!"
Yang Yihang was a little silent.
He took the undergraduate exam to win glory for his family. If he got admitted to the two nationally renowned universities in the imperial capital, wouldn't his parents be crazy about it?
"Let's go, Yang Yihang, stop dawdling."
Wen Shiming laughed and took Yang Yihang out of the community.
Wen Shiming opened the trunk of her car, "Put the suitcase in."
Yang Yihang looked at the car logo, feeling slightly surprised.
It turned out to be a red Maserati.
This beautiful homeroom teacher still looks like a rich and beautiful woman, with such a rich family?
Yang Yihang put down his things and sat in the passenger seat.
"My family lives near the school. You can walk to school in five or six minutes every day."
When Yang Yihang heard this, he was in a bad mood. "Mr. Wen, are you interested in me?"
The car twisted for a moment, and Yang Yihang immediately grabbed the handrail, "Mr. Wen, are you murdering?"
Wen Shiming blushed, "Yang Yihang, behave yourself! I'm your teacher!"
Yang Yihang didn't care at all: "Aren't I going to end the college entrance examination soon?"
What kind of teacher will it be?
Wen Shiming was blocked by Yang Yihang's words, and she gave Yang Yihang a hard look in the car's rearview mirror.
She... She doesn't like the kid who is younger than her!
Yang Yihang didn't take it seriously either, he was sitting in the passenger seat in an orderly manner, suddenly there was a sudden vibration in his trouser pocket, and the familiar Weidian notification sound came!
Yang Yihang stood up like a carp, and immediately couldn't wait to pull out his mobile phone from his trousers pocket.
Wen Shiming's face turned black.
She, the head teacher, was still in front of her, so he just took out his phone to play?
"If you have time to play with your mobile phone, why not use it to memorize English words!"
"Don't make noise!" Yang Yihang threw a sentence impatiently.
Wen Shiming really wanted to stop the car and beat him up, how did he talk?
Yang Yihang couldn't wait to poke open the WeChat store, and seeing the displayed dialog box, his eyeballs were about to fall out.
month old...
It turned out to be Yuelao!
In Yang Yihang's memory, Yuelao is considered a relatively big official in the Heavenly Court. Isn't the old man in charge of the world's marriages not powerful?
The Nezha who came here before is a kid who loves instant noodles, but this one in front of him is a real veteran of the Heavenly Court!
The old man is here.
I don't know if I can mix something from him to solve his lifelong event?
Yuelao didn't know that Yang Yihang had set his mind on him.
His old face was flushed, and he was holding a jar of Dukang wine in his hand. He wandered around the heavenly court unsteadily, and walked to the end of the sky.
At the end of the sky, there are very few immortals.
Because this place is so desolate, even low-level immortals like Sao Baxing would not have come to the end of the sky if they were not under the pressure of work.
Yue Lao hiccupped, why did he come to such a place?
Yue Lao shook his head, and was about to go shopping elsewhere, when he suddenly saw a... shop!
shop?
Yuelao blinked, thinking he had misread.
In such a desolate place as the end of the sky, someone actually opened a shop?
What the hell?
Which idiot fairy did the trick?
Yuelao held the wine jar in his hand, hiccupped and walked up...
Yuelao: Is there anyone?
Xuantian: Yes.Fellow Taoist Yue Lao, who has admired his name for a long time, is like thunder!
Yuelao was startled and became more sober.
He didn't even feel a trace of immortal power?He Xian opened this?
Yuelao smiled wryly when he heard Yang Yihang say "I have admired you for a long time".
Yuelao: Fellow Daoists, don't let the old man be buried.In this Heavenly Court, who is as leisurely as the old man?
Yang Yihang was startled when he saw the reply.
Isn't Yue Lao a counterfeit?
In his memory, although Yue Lao is not a particularly big official in the heavenly court, but...he is not a "leisure" official, is he?In charge of marriages in the world, he is very leisurely?
Xuantian: I'm in Xuantian.What's the matter, fellow Taoist Yue Lao?
When Yuelao heard it, he put one hand on the counter, looked around, and burped again: Xuantian?What a domineering name.Fellow Daoist Xuantian, are you a shop that sells things?
It looks like this, but I don't see any goods on the shelves?
Xuantian: Yes, does Fellow Daoist Yuelao want anything?
Yuelao smiled wryly, he probably didn't have anything he wanted to buy.
Yuelao took another sip of Dukang wine, and suddenly slapped the counter proudly: I... I will buy your time!How about a chat between Taoist Xuantian and the old man!
The corner of Yang Yihang's mouth twitched, have you always been drinking crazy this month?
Yang Yihang thought so, but quickly put a product on the shelves.time!
Xuan Tian: Obedience is worse than respect.
When Yuelao heard this, he lay down on the counter and cried: the old man is so miserable, he is going to be fired at this age!Everyone looks down on the old man.Even the broom star has a job, which is more valuable than the old man in Heaven!
Yang Yihang looked at the string of words that jumped out, a little confused.
Is this really Yuelao?
Xuan Tian: Fellow Taoist Yue Lao, why is this?Daoist friends are in charge of marriage in the world, how can it be worthless?
When Yuelao heard it, he shouted with snot and tears: Fellow Daoist Xuantian, stop making fun of the old man.Who doesn't know that since the early Ming Dynasty in the human world, immortals have been separated forever.Old man, I lost my job overnight.
Xuan Tian was stunned when he heard that, what does this mean?
Yuelao: In the early years of Ming Dynasty, that damned Zhu with the surname Zhu cut off the dragon's veins, and since then the immortals have been separated forever.Old man, I am in charge of the marriages in the world. Since then, the old man can no longer see the marriages of men and women in the world...
Yang Yihang finally understood, no wonder he opened a shop in Heaven, and none of the immortals suspected that he was a mortal.
Because immortality has long been separated forever!
Yang Yihang suddenly felt a little sympathetic to Yuelao, this old man's job is to be in charge of marriages in the world, this time...it's bad luck!
Yue Lao seemed to have found someone to talk to, and he continued: Forget it, old man, I will treat myself as a holiday.But after the eternity between immortals and mortals, there are fewer and fewer people who ascended in the mortal world. In the past 300 years, no one has been ascended!There is a problem with the population of Heavenly Court... The Jade Emperor assigned a task to the old man to see if Heavenly Court can be self-sufficient!Old man, I want to fight the Jade Emperor now!
Yang Yihang was silent, this old man...was he really drunk?
He even scolded the Jade Emperor for being an old man.
Yue Lao really wants to cry: Heavenly Court is full of old acquaintances, how can we get it right?Even Lei Gong and Dian Mu are tired of talking and want to live separately!As for Nezha, he is just a child at heart, and you expect him to find a fairy girl to come out with a fairy boy?By the way, I recently heard that Nezha is obsessed with instant noodles...
Yuelao wiped away tears: "Speaking out, I feel much better in my heart."Thank you, fellow Taoist Xuantian, how much merit do you want to collect?
Yang Yihang's eyes lit up, he hasn't done anything yet, why is he giving things for nothing this month?He doesn't want merit!
(End of this chapter)
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