My micro shop is open to heaven

Chapter 52 The Queen Mother's Peach Party
Yang Yihang is not a farmer, so the speed of opening the land is really slow. When he sat down to rest, the land was only opened a little.

"Drip-"

Yang Yihang, who was still a little tired at first, felt like a carp jumping upright when he heard the notification sound. He sat up in an instant, took the mobile phone beside him, and clicked on WeChat.

This is the fairy message notification tone in his WeChat.The gods who have given good reviews have been directly pulled into WeChat, and they can use WeChat to communicate.

Seeing the customer's name, Yang Yihang was delighted.

The big head is coming again...

Moon old!
Yuelao came back with snot and tears, and before he approached the shop, he saw Broomstar sweeping the floor around the shop with a broom.

Yuelao wanted to cry a little, did this broom star become the "love minister" of the damn Jade Emperor?

As soon as Sao Ba Xing saw Yuelao coming, he had a smile on his face: "Yuelao Daxian, why are you free?"

Yuelao took a deep breath and blew up his white beard: "This immortal is more leisurely than you in this heaven!"

The broom star looked at Yuelao in trepidation.

This month old man has become more and more eccentric and mean-spirited over the past thousands of years because of the matter of immortality.

The broom star did not dare to offend Yuelao.

Yue Lao blasted away the broom and star, and then threw himself on the counter: Yu...you Xuantian Taoist!

Won't you ignore him again?
Yuelao went to look for Jade Emperor just now, but that damn Jade Emperor didn't see him!
Will he succeed here?
Xuan Tian: What's the matter, fellow Taoist Yuelao?
Yuelao cursed secretly, what's the matter?What's not clear to you?
What else do you ask?
Your uncle's!

Yuelao: Fellow Taoist, it is the task you gave to the immortal.There is really no way to go down to immortality.

Yang Yihang was a little confused, when did he give Yuelao a task?

Yuelao really wanted to cry: Fellow Daoist Xuantian, you just know that all the immortals in the heaven ascended, all of them are indifferent, how could they give birth to fairy children together?Can you give me some pointers?

Yuelao was so worried that his hair would turn gray.

No, it's all gone.

Yang Yihang is very depressed, isn't this a task he gave?Did he treat him as someone else this month?
Yang Yihang doesn't know how to tell the truth, and wants to make a fortune from Yuelao.

Xuantian: Why doesn't Yuelao use your marriage fate technique to match the immortals in the heavenly court?

Yuelao cursed secretly in his heart, this Jade Emperor really deserves to die!Did you ask this on purpose?

Yuelao gave a dry laugh: Fellow Daoist Xuantian, don't make fun of the immortals.As you know, the Marriage Technique of the Immortal is only effective for mortals.Some time ago, Xiaxian used it to match several couples of male and female immortals in the heaven. He thought the marriage was done, but in the end it became the same again.This also caused Xia Xian to be scolded by them.

Yang Yihang rubbed his chin, it is only effective for mortals...

Does that mean you can only love freely?
Tsk tsk, look how worried this month is...

Yuelao: The Peach Fair is coming soon, the Jade Emperor... will definitely criticize the immortals.

Yuelao was scolded miserably at the last flat peach banquet, and he is probably the most unlucky.

Peach feast?
Yang Yihang is in high spirits, peach feast!Anyone who has read Journey to the West knows what kind of event it was.

If I ate a fairy peach...

Yang Yihang swallowed, and immediately thought about it.

Xuan Tian: So Yue always comes to this fellow daoist to figure out how to complete this task?
Pooh!
Yuelao thought to himself, he obviously came to tell the old man Jade Emperor and Queen Mother Xi not to scold him at the peach feast.

He can't take it!

Who told him that he was going to complete that almost impossible task?

Xuantian: Yuelao has thought of a way to let these male fairies communicate with each other?A lot of contact, you can always like it.

Pooh!
you know shit!
That's right, he's already done.

Yue Lao cursed in his heart.

Yang Yihang waited for a while, and found that Yuelao didn't speak: Fellow Daoist is still there?
Yuelao suddenly came back to his senses: yes, yes...

Can you not be here?

Xuantian: This is easy to handle. There is a rule in the heavenly court. Those who have ascended to the heavenly court for many years must get married, otherwise... hand in merit!
Yuelao's whole old face was darkened, this Jade Emperor is too black-hearted, isn't he?

It is possible to do such things as detaining people's merits!

After the eternal separation of immortals, their merits are very nervous, and he still wants to withhold?

Yuelao still wanted to refute, but suddenly he was taken aback, staring at the empty counter strangely.

This Xuantian is the old Jade Emperor... Are his words implying him?

Yuelao thought about it, and felt more and more aggrieved.

The damned Jade Emperor obviously thought of this trick too, but as soon as the Heavenly Rule came out, the Jade Emperor Xi Wangmu would definitely be scolded bloody, but if it was his suggestion, the Jade Emperor would follow suit and agree.At that time, he will be scolded by Yue Lao!
Damn, this Jade Emperor's heart is too dark.

Yuelao: This...isn't that good?The immortals should be shaking the sky.

Hehe, it wasn't him who was scolded anyway...

Yang Yihang smirked.

Xuan Tian: So we have to use both hard and soft, that day is hard, but we can increase the soft... let them voluntarily get married and pair up, and give birth to a fairy boy.

Yuelao became interested and listened carefully.

Xuan Tian: I heard that Fairy Bai Hua has been preparing for the banquet for a long time, do you know why?

Baihua Fairy said before that she was going to attend a banquet to maintain her face, so she guessed it would be a peach feast.

Yuelao's eyes widened: what?
Yang Yihang clapped his hands and typed quickly on the keyboard.

Xuan Tian: Apart from making yourself physically and mentally happy when women dress up, they also...attract men.So Yuelao, you said that they are cold-hearted... Well, it is not true that they are cold-hearted.

Yuelao felt that this old Jade Emperor was a little enlightened today, which was different from usual.

Yuelao was a little anxious: what should I do next?
Xuan Tian: You can take the opportunity of the Peach Banquet to deepen the communication between the immortals, such as arranging games that can only be played by men and women working together, and men and women go to the lake together to enjoy flowers...

The flat peach feast is his real goal...

Yuelao blurted out: What game.

As soon as Yang Yihang saw those words, a smirk appeared on his face.

Yuelao, Yuelao, just waiting for you to ask this question...

Xuan Tian: My fellow daoist still has some things to do, so I'll leave first.

Yuelao was stunned, isn't this the right point?

What are you running for?

Xuan Tian: This fellow Daoist went to the Heavenly Court to see if he could earn some merit.

Yuelao took a sip, this shameless Jade Emperor!
Still thinking about his merits?

Yang Yihang felt that this month's old man was unreliable, and his spells were all weird, so it's worth noting.But the merit value seems to be of no use to him.So he doesn't ask for either.

Yuelao: What would you like to play first?Whatever you want, Xiaxian will definitely give it to you.

Damn, does he dare to play tricks in front of the old Jade Emperor?
Yang Yihang is satisfied.

Xuan Tian: Well, my fellow daoist hasn't thought of what I want yet, I'll let you know when I think of it.After all, this fellow daoist doesn't want fellow daoist Yuelao to be on our store's blacklist.

Yue Lao almost vomited blood, this person is too pitiful!

Yang Yihang immediately used the browser to search for some ways for men and women to play games, copied and pasted a long list and sent them over.

Yuelao looked at it and couldn't help but secretly startled.

These methods...although they seem vulgar, but...the effect is probably not bad.

Then, what about eating candy mouth to mouth...

Ouch, what a shame.

Unexpectedly, the Jade Emperor looked serious and decent on the surface, but he was actually a sullen person in his heart!

Yuelao carefully put away these methods: This peach feast is hosted by the Queen Mother, and the next immortal has to go back to ask for instructions.

But this method was thought up by the sullen old Jade Emperor, so the Queen Mother probably wouldn't disagree, right?

Otherwise, this is hitting the Jade Emperor in the face!

Yuelao thought happily, and left with those methods in mind.

Yang Yihang gave a smirk when he saw Yuelao going offline.

Yuelao, Yuelao, keep these methods carefully, and wait for me to ask you to come back with the principal and interest...

Yuelao flew halfway towards Tiangong, suddenly trembled and almost fell straight down.

Who is speaking ill of him behind his back?
Yang Yihang put away his mobile phone and was about to continue working when he suddenly saw Mr. Li rushing in.

Mr. Li grabbed Yang Yihang's arm at once, "Yihang, do you still have the bean sprouts for lunch today? How many more can you give me?"

Yang Yihang looked embarrassed, why is Mr. Li still thinking about his bean sprouts...

Yang Yihang still wanted to talk, but Wan Ziyang came over with his chef Wu Anguo.

Wan Ziyang looked at Yang Yihang, who was covered in mud and looked a bit embarrassed, with a flash of resentment in his eyes, and asked, "Yang Yihang, are you the only one who can cook?"

Can this kid get old Li's attention?

(End of this chapter)