Chapter 453 Red Egg 1
"How much of your inheritance is not as much as me casually plucking out the hairs. I'm in a good mood today and don't care about you. Otherwise, it's up to me to deal with you."

"I'm so scared." Daju laughed with tears all over his face.

The four corners moved to the side in disgust, and then had a serious and calm expression: "I just care about the master and his wife. The wish of the master for so many years has been fulfilled today. I am just happy for the master. Don't use your words to describe it. Me, I'm not as wretched as you."

Wu Du contemptuously glanced at the serious four corners, it's really shameless to act like someone doesn't know who, but today he is in a good mood, so he doesn't bother to bother with him.

Continue to open your mouth and sing: "Yeah, farewell, Qinqin resends the words, and there are vows in the words that two hearts know each other. On July [-]th, in the Hall of Longevity, when there is no one whispering in the middle of the night, I wish to be lovebirds in the sky, and Lianli branches in the earth, forever. Sometimes it ends, this hatred lasts forever, ah, this hatred lasts forever..."

"You're singing, be careful and I'll beat you." Sijiao couldn't bear it and raised his fist at Wudu.

Five Poisons: "I will sing and I will sing."

"Your singing is inappropriate. How can you sing Bai Juyi's Song of Everlasting Regret on this day of great joy? What is written in it is a tragedy. How can you use Tang Minghuang and Yang Guifei to describe Feng Chu and the master." , The groundhog suddenly raised its head from above, shaking its head towards the five poisons.

He is a bully mouse, there are not many of them in the 5000 years of Huaguo, and they don't know. The word "five poisons" is not correct at this time, very wrong.

Five Poisons: "..."

It's rare that Shi Xingdafa used his only remaining knowledge to sing a song of eternal regret that only has a head and a tail, and only remembers the head and tail, but the scene where he was taught by a groundhog was wrong.

Although, that, it seems, is not quite right.

"Then what should I sing?" Wu Du immediately humbly asked for advice.

The groundhog touched his beard with his paws, shook his head and said: "There is a beautiful woman, I will never forget it when I see it. I don't see her for a day, but I miss her like crazy. The phoenix flies and soars, seeking the phoenix from all over the world. The helpless beauty is here. , not on the east wall. Speak the piano on behalf of Yu..."

"Wait a minute." The five-poison poker table signaled the groundhog to stop, and looked around the corners of the mosquito coils: "What is it talking about?"

Four Corners: "..."

He didn't know what the groundhog was talking about, he only knew that it felt like classical Chinese.

"What are you talking about? Can you come up with something simple, clear, and easy to understand?" Seeing the four corners, Wu Du couldn't understand, so he turned his head to look at the groundhog, and signaled the groundhog not to come so high. Well.

Groundhog: "... a group of illiterates, this is Feng Qiuhuang, you don't know such a classic poem, really... really..."

"Don't be serious." Wudu waved the fried dough stick in his hand: "Feng Qiuhuang, I've heard of it, isn't it just that the man chased the woman and didn't catch up there? Think about it. Think about it. My master has already chased his wife. It doesn't suit the situation, change one for another."

"Already caught up, too, that got me thinking." The groundhog rubbed its jaw.

Daju had had enough laughing at the side, and stretched out his paws to pat the table: "You are such a bunch of turkeys, what kind of poems and lyrics are you singing? It's so ugly. If you want me to say something straightforward, come on, listen to me , sing with me.

Congratulations on getting rich, congratulations on going to bed, seal the place and give out red envelopes, ask for big red envelopes, babble..."

Five Poisons: "..."

Four Corners: "..."

Groundhog: "..."

The two were shocked, Daju's lyrics are really...

When he came back to his senses, the five poisons laughed wildly: "Pfft, this is really easy to understand and straightforward, very straightforward, okay, come on, sing, congratulations on getting rich, congratulations on going to bed, master, give out red envelopes, want..."

"Five Poisons, is your skin itchy?" Feng Tianxun's cold voice suddenly sounded when the door of the room, which had been closed for three days, opened with a ziya.

The big orange marmots with five poisons and four corners all turned their heads to look at Feng Tianxun who was standing at the door of the room, hey, Feng Tianxun was the only one, and Yunmo hadn't shown up yet.

The two of them, the two cats and mice, immediately looked at each other, and Qi Qi winked at each other, fierce, powerful, and they haven't come out for three days, this old house is really on fire.

Faced with the profound eyes of the two cats and mice, Feng Tianxun's forehead twitched, and he gritted his teeth and looked at Wudu: "Breakfast."

"Oh." Wudu immediately jumped up, grabbed the box next to it, walked quickly and handed it to Feng Tianxun: "Master, this is today's breakfast, and there are lunch and dinner in it, all of which are storage-resistant. The dry food can be eaten with confidence and will not spoil."

Speaking of this, Wu Du suddenly smiled, and took out a box from the bottom of the food box to signal Feng Tianxun: "Master, I cooked some red eggs for you, you must eat with my wife."

Feng Tianxun looked at the bright red eggs in the box, and a trace of doubt flashed in his eyes: "Red eggs?" What does this mean?
The five poisons laughed: "Master, you know, it's a custom for those who eat red eggs for the first time. I forgot about it two days ago, so I'll make up for it today."

First time eating red eggs?
Feng Tianxun's eyelids twitched wildly, he raised his eyes and glanced at Wudu coldly: "I see you have nothing to do, don't you, Tianyan eight formations painted a hundred times."

"Nani..." Wu Du's eyes widened in an instant, no, he has never learned this picture, why did he suddenly ask him to draw it, and how did he draw it?

"You deserve it." Four Corners scolded in a low voice, telling you to flatter you, now you deserve it, you deserve it.

"Master, I can't." Wudu looked at Feng Tianxun who was proud of the spring breeze with a flattering face: "For the sake of such a good life these few days, master, please don't punish me, okay, and look at me How hard you have worked these past few days, you and my wife are not hungry, it all depends on me..."

"Two hundred sheets." Throwing down these three words coldly, Feng Tianxun walked into the room again carrying the food box, and then closed the door firmly with a slamming sound.

Wu Du looked at the closed door, and covered his face with his hand in fear: "Master, don't take someone who crosses the river and demolishes the bridge like this. If you don't like the red egg, you throw it to me. I'll eat it. Don't bring the red egg in. On the other hand, you punished me again, you have made it clear that..."

"What is it?" Feng Tianxun suddenly opened the door again.

"Caring about me, loving me, taking care of me, cherishing me." Wu Du straightened his waist in an instant, and stretched out his hand to make a gesture of invitation to Feng Tianxun: "Master, please close the door and ignore me, please, please."

Feng Tianxun looked at Wu Du who changed his face quickly, gave him a hard look, and then closed the door again with a slamming sound.

I am in a good mood these days, and I don't care about the five poisons.

Wudu stretched out his hand to touch his chest, it was so dangerous, so dangerous.

(End of this chapter)

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