please call me ninth uncle

Chapter 27 Something Big Has Happened 【Please recommend! ! 】

Three days later.

On the street in the early morning, a hurried figure was running from the street.

This is a monk with a 'Mediterranean' hairstyle, wearing a dark red robe.

If you walk in and take a look, you can clearly recognize that this person is none other than Brother Sen, the highest status beside Father Wu.

At this time, the expression on his face looked a little flustered, as if he had encountered some serious trouble.

"Brother Sen, wake up so early."

At this time, a hawker who had just set up his stall was greeting him.

"Oh, yes."

Hearing this, Brother Sen forced a smile, nodded, and then continued to walk quickly.

"Strange, what happened this early in the morning, in such a hurry?"

The peddler shook his head, didn't think much, and continued to arrange the goods on the stall.

But at this moment, Brother Sen, who had walked several steps away, suddenly turned back and asked the peddler:
"By the way, do you know where Uncle Jiu usually goes this morning?"

"Ninth Uncle?"

Seeing that Brother Sen turned back to ask questions, the peddler was taken aback for a moment, and then said:

"Why, Brother Sen, do you have something to do with Uncle Nine? At this time, he should be at home."

As a native of Jiuquan Town, he is quite familiar with Lin Jiu's routine and daily habits.

"Yeah, it's a little thing."

After Brother Sen nodded again and said something, he trotted out without looking back, his eyes gleaming with obvious worry.

On the way, some passers-by noticed Brother Sen's hurried figure and felt strange, but Brother Sen didn't know what the reason was, but put the hood of his clothes on his head and put it on.

At this moment, Lin Jiu was wringing out the towel at home, but he didn't know that there was a hurried figure coming to him with a 'big trouble'.

"Wow!"

Lin Jiu casually poured out the wash water in the basin, while looking at Wencai and Qiusheng, who were fighting at the side.

He only heard him ask: "Qiu Sheng, Wen Cai, you two stop fighting, come here, I have something to ask you."

"master."

Hearing this, Qiu Sheng took the opportunity to give Wen Cai an extra kick. After taking advantage, he immediately ran to Lin Jiu and said eagerly:
"Master, what's the matter? Have you figured it out, and you want to teach me the majestic spell that you used to deal with David that day?"

"I'll teach you how to do it, don't even think about it!"

Just when he was about to speak, he was blocked by Qiu Sheng's familiar question again, which made him hit Qiu Sheng on the head angrily:

"I've said it all, practice your basic skills honestly, don't think about things all day long. It's too high to be ambitious!"

Since the last chapter, uh, no, it was three days ago.

Ever since Qiu Sheng caught up with Lin Jiu, under the relentless pursuit of him, he confirmed that it was indeed Lin Jiu who struck David with lightning, and he has been thinking about the "Five Thunder Curse of the Upper Qing" almost all the time in the past three days. The method of cultivation, you have to say something in Lin Jiu's ear every now and then, it is simply a headache, and your ears are almost callused.

"That's right, you haven't learned the most basic skills, and you still think about the master's unique skills?"

Wen Cai at the side immediately echoed Lin Jiu.

Although in the past few days, he learned from Qiu Sheng's mouth that it was the truth about getting rid of the stiffness that night, not the messy things like "sitting on the lotus" and "flying to the moon" as he thought, but it doesn't mean he won't And Qiusheng fought each other.

After all, this is the daily life between the two of them, and it has become a habit since childhood.

"Cut~~"

Qiu Sheng curled his lips at Wen Cai, and said with a sneer:

"That's better than your literary talent. It's been so many years, but I still don't know anything. I still think that the master is biased, thinking that the master took me to a prostitute that night... woo woo~~"

Before he could finish speaking, Wen Cai hurried forward, covered his mouth, and glanced nervously at Lin Jiu.

He misunderstood that the night the master took Qiusheng to get rid of the stiffness, he went to a brothel to be chic, and the master didn't know about the fact that he was sullen because he didn't take Qiusheng with him.

"Stop it! It's fine if you're making fun of me secretly... Didn't you agree to promise me that you won't tell the master about it?"

Leaning close to Qiusheng's ear, Wen Cai whispered angrily.

In fact, when these words were blurted out, Qiu Sheng had already come to his senses. He almost said that he was bald and caused Wen Cai to suffer from "skin pain". Fortunately, the other party covered his mouth in time, otherwise he would have promised in vain. .

As a human being, you still have to be honest.

But even though it was such an idea, who is Qiusheng, how could he bow his head so easily?
"Cut, what do I like, can you control me?!"

He rolled his eyes at Wen Cai, and after saying that angrily, he finally calmed down.

"I said, do you two treat me as air, Master?"

Lin Jiu looked at the two people who looked like two 'fighting cocks', his complexion darkened slightly.

He patrolled the two of them back and forth: "Why, do you have any secrets that you can't see that you can't tell me?"

"Hey hey..."

Hearing this, Wencai scratched his head and smirked, but secretly winked at Qiusheng eagerly, signaling to him that he would solve the problem completely by himself if he accidentally said something wrong.

"No no."

Qiu Sheng quickly waved his hands at Lin Jiu, then raised his arms to look like a bodybuilder, flattering him wildly:

"Master, you have great powers. If you want to know something, isn't it easy? How can you still need to listen? Then you can know the world's affairs simply by counting your fingers."

"Give me less poverty."

Hearing this, the corner of Lin Jiu's mouth twitched.

Instead, he glanced at Wen Cai, who was smirking on the surface, but secretly clenched his fists and was nervous.

A gleam flashed in his eyes, and Lin Jiu said to Qiu Sheng with a half-smile, "Really?"

"Hi~~ Master, it's all right."

Qiu Sheng waved his hands and said sincerely, "It was just me and Wen Cai who were fighting."

"Oh, that would be a pity."

Lin Jiu made a look of regret, and shook his head:
"Actually, if someone told me just now, maybe this person's dream of "Lightning Lightning Method" will be obtained, and I don't know if he regrets it? Tsk tsk...

In fact, if you regret it, you can just say it, this "law of attracting thunder" will still exist. "

When he said this, he still looked at Qiusheng with some deep meaning in his eyes.

"I... think, someone should have no regrets."

Qiu Sheng's face twitched, and he almost gritted his teeth to say such a sentence, his heart was so painful that he almost couldn't breathe.

Well, this time I really lost hundreds of millions, this feeling is too real.

However, I can be regarded as sticking to my integrity and resisting the temptation, right?

"not bad."

Lin Jiu praised in his heart, although a joke is a joke, but it is not a test of Qiusheng's mind.

See nature in small things.

If Qiusheng really followed his words and came out, he really wouldn't say anything about the [Shangqing Five Thunder Curse] from now on.

"Okay, let's get down to business."

Immediately, Lin Jiu turned his face straight, put his hands behind his back, and asked Qiu Sheng and the two: "Are there any rumors about Master and me in the street these days?"

gossip?

What rumors?

It’s not a long story, but since three days ago, when he left with his four words of oath, the “miracle” came down and struck David, after the “three men became tigers” word of mouth. Afterwards, it was already a big change, becoming more and more evil.

Now in Jiuquan Town, almost all the neighbors, including children, know a little bit that Uncle Jiu is really a god.

Some people said that David framed Lin Jiu, but when Lin Jiu stopped drinking, David was frightened by his righteousness and was paralyzed on the spot.

Some people also said that David had evil intentions towards Lin Jiu. After he showed up, David was so ashamed that he shut himself up.

Others said that God couldn't stand David's behavior when Lin Jiu hadn't shown his face, and a thunderbolt struck David half-life.

The most interesting point, which is also the most widely spread, is that Lin Jiu was a god-man who came into the world. David offended the face of a god-man and was hacked by Lei Gong. .

Wait, wait, there are still a series of rumors.

Although Lin Jiu's reputation has surged along with it, and he has been respected by the residents of Jiuquan Town, but there are also troubles. As soon as he shows up, a large group of people will rush forward, saying that he wants to get close to the gods and immortals. gas.

If this is the case, forget it. The key point is that a group of young, middle-aged and elderly women have done even more excessively, groping randomly when they get together.

It's okay to touch, the key is to laugh like flowers with the husbands who accompany them one by one, and talk to each other about how to touch them.

It is said that after doing this, going back to the boudoir with her husband will be more fun (how long?), and she will be able to give birth to a healthy, smart and fat boy.

I don't know if this kind of statement came from the out-of-stock mouth, but Lin Jiu was so depressed that his heart almost stopped beating in fright at first.

Can you imagine, regardless of age, a large group of women flocking to you with "wave laughter", after you are surrounded, the countless hands stretched out, almost tore your clothes off the despair? ?

Therefore, Lin Jiu stayed at home in a daze for the past few days and did not dare to go out. Even the problem of eating and drinking tea in the morning was brought back from the teahouse by his two apprentices, Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai.

He didn't even dare to open the door outside, for fear that someone would rush in impulsively. Then, it would really be called "every day should not be done", and the earth would not work.

But this is because Lin Jiu thought too much. The residents of Jiuquan Town are still very qualified. Otherwise, no matter how well-built his house is, it would have been directly attacked by the crowd.

After all, everyone just wanted to get the so-called 'immortal energy', but they didn't want to tear him alive to get the 'blood energy'.

"Master, don't ask."

When Qiu Sheng heard this, he suppressed a smile and said, "I guess, it will only take ten and a half months, and you will still be surrounded by those women when you go out."

Bang bang bang!
At this moment, there were knocks on the door, accompanied by a hurried shout: "Is Uncle Jiu there?"

"..."

Lin Jiu didn't speak, but shrank back. He motioned to Qiusheng, "Ask, what are you doing?"

He looked really scared.

"Who?"

Nodding to Lin Jiu, Qiu Sheng shouted outside: "What can you do with my master?"

"I am Brother Sen from the church."

The voice outside said eagerly: "You are Uncle Jiu's apprentice, right? Open the door and let me go in to meet Uncle Jiu. Something happened in the church, something serious happened!"

　I always thought that my update was not good enough, and I felt guilty about it. Then I scanned the books that were in the same period as me, and wanted to see their update volume, so as to motivate me. As a result... I found a very amazing Things, the same number of words, they are divided into 20 or more chapters, and I have more than 4 chapters, and some books have more than [-] words, but the number of chapters is about the same as mine. not bad! !

　　Yes, it is like that! !
　　
　
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