please call me ninth uncle

Chapter 3 Winery Catching Ghosts
"Two little brats."

Immediately, Lin Jiu understood the cause and effect.

It must be that when Qiu Sheng was looking for him just now, he blocked him before he asked for money, so he thought of the matter that Zhao Taigong was rejected when he asked him to do something, so he went to Zhao Taigong's winery to catch ghosts.

Thinking of the apprentice who was almost sucked out of his yang energy by the female ghost in his memory, Lin Jiu felt dizzy:
"These two little bastards must have nothing to do, at least not now."

Immediately, he went straight out and ran towards the winery.

After all, this is not the movie plot in the memory of later generations, Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai will be accompanied by halos and nothing will happen...

This is the real real world!
You know, in the plot of the movie, Lin Jiu's two apprentices are not Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai. There are really ghost zombies here, and they will really die!

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"Zhao Taigong, what do you think, if you agree, I will take my junior brother to open the altar to practice."

With his waist thrust up, Qiu Sheng said to a man sitting on a reclining chair, wearing round-rimmed glasses, exuding a 'picking air' all over his body.

"Come on, let's go."

A trace of distress flashed in Zhao Taigong's eyes, and finally he took out a hundred-yuan bill from his pocket and stuffed it into Qiu Sheng's hand.

"hey-hey."

After receiving the hundred-yuan bill, Qiu Sheng stuffed it into his bosom, and immediately clasped his fists and said, "Since that's the case, let's start. Mr. Zhao will watch carefully, how my two brothers and sisters catch ghosts."

After that, he walked towards Wen Cai.

"How, how, did you get the 100 yuan?"

Seeing Qiusheng approaching with eight-character steps, Wencai hurriedly asked each other in a low voice.

"Hey...that's natural. Is there anything I can't do if I go out and do it?"

Qiu Sheng smiled uncontrollably, squeezed his eyes, and gestured towards his arms: "It's in my arms."

"That's good, go back and give me half, don't forget."

Wen Cai hurriedly ordered, and then asked in a low voice: "Now that the money is in hand, what should we do next?"

"Follow the process we discussed before. After all, it's a full set of acting. Don't worry, just listen to my arrangement."

Qiu Sheng winked his eyebrows, cleared his throat immediately, imitated his master's appearance when he used to do the method, and said with a righteous face: "Junior brother, open the altar!"

"Yes."

Wencai also cooperated, and after setting up the desk and placing all kinds of tools for the practice, he immediately picked up the cassock at the side, and put it on Qiusheng, who was standing still with his hands behind his back, with a masterful expression.

With two swishes, Qiu Sheng put on his cassock neatly, and immediately with a dignified expression, he solemnly picked up the Taoist crown on the desk and put it on top of his head.

Everything is filled with a solemn, solemn sense of flow.

"These two bastards look good, it seems that they really have two brushes."

Seeing this, Zhao Taigong felt a lot more at ease. He couldn't help but lit a cigarette, and the old god raised his legs.

"Senior brother."

At this time, Qiu Sheng stood in front of the desk and gave a loud drink.

The two brothers had already passed the gas, and they had seen many scenes of Lin Jiu opening the altar, so Wen Cai quickly handed the three sticks of incense lit in his hands to Qiu Sheng: "Senior brother."

Qiu Sheng took the incense casually, and immediately kowtowed the incense solemnly and put it in the burner, and bowed to his ancestors.

This is not nonsense, you still have to be sincere to the patriarch, next, then naturally follow the agreement, play freely, and fool Mr. Zhao to finish the job.

despair!
Then, Qiu Sheng stepped on his feet, and his whole body rose into the air, and he rolled over the desk directly. After landing safely, he crossed his knees and sat cross-legged.

While pinching the formula in his hand, he muttered in his mouth: "The King of Hades sits in charge!"

Immediately, Wencai cooperated and turned over from the desk.

boom!
Unexpectedly, Wencai's foot slipped and he failed to stand as firmly as Qiusheng, but lay down directly on the ground, his face full of pain, but thinking of the money lying in Qiusheng's arms, he suppressed the pain and screamed out.

Fortunately, this scene was blocked by the desk, so that Zhao Taigong, who was sitting on the reclining chair beside him, could not see it, otherwise this scene would not be able to continue.

"arrive."

At this moment, Lin Jiu, who was in a hurry, finally arrived outside the winery.

After slightly tidying up his appearance, he stepped on the courtyard wall, and his whole body directly rushed to the courtyard wall.

Just as he was about to jump into the courtyard, he found Qiusheng and Wencai alive and kicking, doing random things inside.

At this time, Lin Jiu rolled his eyes slightly, and couldn't help but think of the female ghost in red that really appeared in the winery's coffin in his memory.

So, instead of rushing down to deal with these two useless apprentices, he used the old locust tree beside the courtyard wall to cover himself.

"Watch the play first, let these two guys suffer, lest I be expelled from the sect in the future, don't have a long memory, provoke some unclean things, and lose their lives for nothing."

After all, it can be regarded as a master-student relationship. Even if Lin Jiu made up his mind to expel Qiusheng and Qiusheng from his sect, he still has a bond of affection, and he doesn't want the two of them to encounter any major danger in the future.

Inside the winery.

"Oh, this guy..."

Qiu Sheng, who was sitting cross-legged on the ground, saw that acting was not good, and Wen Cai, who was still lying on the ground with a face full of pain, couldn't help being speechless for a while, and then opened his mouth and silently urged: "Hurry up!"

"drink!"

Wencai knew that he was holding back, so he quickly got up from the ground, took advantage of the situation and made a few gestures, and then strode forward, waiting for Qiusheng's next instruction.

"Introduce the kid!"

Seeing this, Qiu Sheng stopped drinking again.

Wencai hurriedly started to make matching movements, bent his knees, walked on the ground with only his calves, and slid around half a circle.

"Drink! Ha!"

Qiu Sheng pinched the key that he couldn't pinch out a second time in his hand, and pointed to the ground beside him: "Scatter money!"

"Scatter, I'll scatter, I'll scatter..."

Wen Cai hurriedly got up and picked up Mingqian and scattered it all over the floor.

"Spirits appear!"

Afterwards, Qiu Sheng performed the formula again, slapped his hands on the ground, and got up with the momentum, then turned back and returned to the desk.

"This iron cock, let's see if I can't fool you to death."

Qiu Sheng glanced at the fascinated Zhao Taigong who was watching from the sidelines, and only thought it was funny, but he was a professional after all, so he couldn't laugh, instead he worked harder.

"Drink! Ha! Humph!"

So, in his hand, Hu Libala pinched a few more formulas that Lin Jiu could not understand, and immediately pointed to the mahogany sword that was placed horizontally on the table and stained with talisman paper.

"Sword come!"

Boohoo!
The mahogany sword that was stained with the talisman paper trembled for a while, and immediately popped out as if thrown by someone, and was caught by Qiu Sheng, who danced a few sword flowers.

"Sword comes, you deserve it too?!"

Lin Jiu, who was paying attention to the scene in the courtyard, had black lines all over his head, "The spell I gave you, Qiu Sheng, is for you to use it like this? It's all gaudy!"

But don't say it, it's quite stylish and can bluff people, why don't you... try it next time?

While wielding his sword, Qiu Sheng muttered: "Snowflakes cover the top! Dead trees are packed with roots! I'm coiling..."

"Avalokitesvara (>_<) sits on a lotus, Chang'e flies to the moon~~"

After dancing a set of swords and finishing this foolish trick, Qiu Sheng was slightly relieved, mother, this is really tiring.

"These two bastards, Guanyin (>_<) sits on a lotus, Chang'e..."

On the wall of the courtyard, Lin Jiu suppressed the urge to hit someone in his heart, made a formula in his hand, and said silently in his mouth:
"Don't blame Master Guanyin. It's because the two bastards here have brain problems. Also, if you really want to make trouble, you can go to them. This has nothing to do with me."

"Wen...cough, Junior Brother, recite the Soul Return Sutra!"

With a bald mouth, Qiu Sheng almost called out his name directly, thinking that this was a trick, and he had to be more formal, otherwise he would not be able to fool Mr. Zhao, so he changed his words and said: "Junior Brother, don't read it quickly."

After Wencai heard the words, he was a little dumbfounded, so he quickly beeped softly: "Brother, how do you read the Soul Sutra this time?"

"Make it up yourself."

Qiu Sheng held the mahogany sword upright, covered his face with the talisman paper on the sword, and winked at Wen Cai: "Hurry up."

"oh oh."

Wen Cai nodded, folded his hands, rolled his eyeballs, and opened and closed his mouth: "Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..."

"Well, there are many flaws, and I can't fool anyone. The more I look at it, the more I feel that these two apprentices can't stay for a long time, and they haven't learned the brilliance and martial arts of being a teacher at all."

Looking at the two people who were stuck inside, Lin Jiu shook his head slightly: "I think back then, when I was with Junior Brother Simu..."

It seemed that something strange had been exposed, he quickly stopped the thoughts spreading in his mind, squatted on the courtyard wall and looked at the courtyard.

"Knock on the gate of hell!"

Qiu Sheng drank lightly and stepped on the floor.

boom!
"Is this why I can't help but want to come out now?"

On the courtyard wall, Lin Jiu noticed that as Qiu Sheng stepped on the floor, the coffin on the side made a movement, as if someone was pushing the lid of the coffin inside, but was pushed back due to lack of strength.

"That's right. After all, he died full of resentment. He had a lot of resentment in his heart. Moreover, he was still being teased like this after death. If he didn't get angry and jumped out immediately, he would be a ghost."

At this time, looking at Qiu Sheng again, he seemed to have encountered some kind of problem, his brows were frowned, and he stepped on the floor again: "All the grievances in my heart, and then knock on the door of hell!"

boom!
No one in the courtyard noticed, but the coffin jumped again.

On the other hand, Qiu Sheng, at this time his brows were furrowed deeper, and he stepped on the ground and shouted: "Three knocks on the door of hell, continue to play!"

As soon as the words came out of his mouth, Qiu Sheng screamed in his heart: "I almost revealed my secrets, but fortunately I said it fast enough, the iron cock probably didn't catch it."

"what?"

Wen Cai was taken aback, continue acting?What are you playing?According to the process mentioned before, it seems that there is no such thing?And you are not afraid of being heard by Mr. Zhao?

"Wen Cai, you're a scumbag, if you don't hurry up to answer the question, the young master will soon be unable to write any more."

Qiu Sheng closed his eyes, cursing inwardly, then opened his eyes, moved his footsteps to the side, held the mahogany sword upside down in his hand, and thrust it down suddenly.

"what!"

Wencai suddenly cried out in pain when his toes were stabbed, and at this moment, Qiusheng took the opportunity to say: "Upper body!"

"oh oh."

After hearing the words, Wencai came to a sudden realization, and took advantage of the opportunity to jump up and down with his painful feet in his arms, pretending to be caught by a ghost.

"Who is coming? Sign up to come!"

Taking advantage of this, Qiu Sheng held the mahogany sword on his back, closed his eyes, and made his right hand into a sword finger.

"Li Shi Xiaohong..."

While Wen Cai was bouncing up and down, he made a sharp sound as if he was pinching his throat.

"Why do the ghosts linger so hard? If there is something unspeakable, just tell it!"

Qiu Sheng closed his eyes, his face was solemn, and he pointed his sword, as if he was a master of Taoism, making decisions for the wronged souls:

"Li Shi, let me ask you now, do you have any grievances?"

"coming!"

Lin Jiu's expression froze slightly, he could clearly feel that the courtyard was already full of Yin Qi at this moment!

And the reason for this is because the female ghost in the coffin is about to show up! !
ps: Cough, remember to skip chapters (*︶*).. .:*

(End of this chapter)