Basketball Altar Living Buddha

Chapter 1 Unity is Strength
New York's Chinatown, on the occasion of the Lunar New Year.

"Learn from the best example of **, learn from the best example of **, be loyal to the revolution and the party, where you put it, it will shine..."

Loud red songs resounded in a Chinese restaurant in Chinatown. At this time, many Chinese in the restaurant were gathering to celebrate the Spring Festival.

The lead singer was a tall young man, who was at least two meters tall by visual inspection, and he stood out from the crowd.

At this moment, the young man was singing with great vigor, because his name was Lei Feng, and every time he sang this song, he felt like he was flying.

"Thanks to New York Chinatown Red Songs for bringing us this majestic and powerful song "Learning from the Best Example", and then please Red Songs will continue to bring us another popular song "Unity is Strength"! CCTV reporter Friends, please start preparing..."

It turns out that this place is connecting with the domestic CCTV Spring Festival Gala...

……

The tall young man named Lei Feng suddenly regained his spirits, Spring Festival Gala!What kind of concept is this, a great opportunity for more than one billion people across the country to show their faces!

"preparation……"

"Sing!"

"Unity is strength... karma..."

After saying "Karma", Lei Feng, a good role model, fainted in front of more than one billion people across the country.

When this happened, the CCTV reporter cut off the connection with this place very wittily, but still many viewers noticed a big man twitching over with a "Karma" sound...

……

"His second uncle! His second uncle! It's not good, your Lei Feng passed out!" After Lei Feng convulsed, there was a commotion at the scene, and acquaintances immediately went to call Leihu, Lei Feng's second uncle, who was busy in the back kitchen.

……

After a while, Leihuo ran out of the back kitchen with a half-meter-long bone-chopping knife in his hand.

"You bastard, wake up, don't scare the second uncle, if anything happens to you, how can I explain to your parents..."

"Bastard, I told you a hundred times, don't get addicted to those action movies..."

Leihu snotted his nose and burst into tears, hugging the unconscious Leifeng and crying loudly.

"Tiger, according to what you said, that boy Lei Feng should be fine. He is probably weak. You can cook him some *soup or something, and he will definitely recover..."

"Yes, yes!"

"Drink more *soup and you'll be fine..."

Everyone said to Leihuo one by one.

……

Three days later, Lei Feng finally regained consciousness.

In the dimness, I felt that someone was feeding me water, and I opened my eyes with difficulty to see, as expected, my second uncle was holding a big iron basin, which was really scary...

Lei Feng, who has been helping Lei Huo in the back kitchen, doesn't know what it is.

"Ouch..." Lei Feng retched directly, how much enmity he and his second uncle had!

"Oh, silly boy, you can survive because of my stewed donkey* soup, the original taste, no ingredients processed, no seasoning in the soup, all the essence is in this white soup, drink it quickly Right..." Thunder Tiger said proudly.

Lei Feng had the urge to die for a moment. Although his second uncle may be working in the back kitchen, he is not a cook at all, but a meat cooker, that is, when the restaurant buys whole pigs and cows, he is in charge. break down……

Stewed donkey * soup? !It's a good name, but his grandma's legs are boiled donkey meat, no wonder there is a soaring smell...

Stewed donkey meat soup, one hundred and eighty cups, is actually the donkey meat mixed with boiled water!
"Ouch...vomit..." Lei Feng immediately vomited wildly. He felt that during the time he was in a coma, his second uncle must have fed himself with boiled water every day...

Lei Huo didn't think there was anything abnormal when he saw his nephew's vomit. It's quite normal for a patient who just woke up from a coma for several days to vomit...

……

After forcing half a bowl of soup, Lei Huo said to Lei Feng earnestly, "My nephew, I know that young people are very angry, but you are not a problem every day, why don't you find a girlfriend..."

Lei Feng stared at the ceiling dully, with a feeling that he had nothing to love, his second uncle was good everywhere, but his feelings were a little too delicate, like an old woman...

Looking for a girlfriend?How can it be so easy, a good-looking skin costs 3000 nights, and an interesting soul needs a house and a car. Lei Feng has neither a car nor a house, and even the [-] yuan, if calculated in US dollars, he can't get it out...

……

After Leihuo babbled for a while, seeing Leifeng start to close his eyes to rest his mind, he sighed, stood up and left the room.

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"Congratulations to host Lei Feng, the system binding is successful, please host to start performing the task of doing good deeds every day!"

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Lei Feng was dumbfounded, did he have hallucinations?It seems that what my second uncle said is actually quite reasonable, Macau casinos are a harmful thing, and I have hallucinations...

Without taking it too seriously, Lei Feng continued to squint his eyes and prepare to go to sleep. Now he feels that he is really empty...

It doesn't matter if I sleep this time, I almost lost my life in sleep!

"Ah... ah... ah..." At exactly twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, Lei Feng twitched and cried out in pain...

A strong electric current swept through the whole body, and Lei Feng, who was still sleeping soundly, was stunned by the electricity...

"It is found that the host has not completed the task of doing good deeds every day, and he will be punished by electric shock for 30 seconds. If he commits the crime again, the intensity and duration of the electric shock will be doubled!" A voice sounded in Lei Feng's stunned mind after being shocked.

"Stop! Stop! You fucking tell me what is the task of doing good deeds every day..." Lei Feng was shocked by the shock...

"Ah, it seems to be really... sorry, host, this is the negligence of the system..."

"I know it's your negligence, please be reasonable, can you stop..."

"Electric shock punishment cannot be interrupted, sorry, host..."

After 30 seconds, Lei Feng was limp on the bed like a puddle of mud. He was sure that he would never bear the sour feeling just now in his life.

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Half an hour later, Lei Feng finally accumulated a little strength...

I originally thought that the voice in my head was a hallucination, but now it seems that it is definitely not a hallucination. Whose hallucination can electrify myself and almost wet the bed...

It is now 2015, and the culture of online literature has reached its peak. Lei Feng has naturally read a lot of system literature, and he knows that he is 100% bound by some kind of system...

But this bound system is probably not a good thing. Whose system will give the host a power-up after binding it?There is no such reason anywhere, it is simply cheating...

(End of this chapter)