Basketball Altar Living Buddha

Chapter 28 Top speed 20 yards per hour (ask for a ticket)
Chapter 28

The next morning, Lei Feng got up early. If he was resting before, he would usually play with a group of black people on the basketball court in the community, but now that he has joined the Knicks, the ghosts are training on the basketball court in the community... …

Passing by the basketball court, many golfers saw Lei Feng.

"Hey, RAY, congratulations!"

"Come on, RAY, you can represent the face of our community after you go out!"

"Blast those stars!"

The golfers wished Lei Feng one after another, and Lei Feng also kept thanking him in 3Q3Q...

Lei Feng, who is in a good mood, feels that the howling wind is extremely warm. This is probably what people call the feeling of spring breeze...

……

Since today is not a game day, the team did not conduct a training camp in the morning, and the entire training ground was completely contracted by Lei Feng alone...

In the afternoon, only three or two kittens came. Anyway, Lei Feng still didn't see Fisher, and guessed that this guy fell into Gloria's tender place again.

The content of the training is naturally to shoot three-pointers crazily, with some mid-range shooting training interspersed.

Regarding his physical fitness, Lei Feng has a thorough understanding. First of all, he does not have the speed of those top small forwards, and his jumping is far worse. He must not use breakthroughs as his main offensive method. Otherwise, let’s not talk about it. Can I break in, even if I break in, I guess what is waiting for me will be ruthlessly blocked.

So projection has become Lei Feng's only means of attack right now.

……

At five o'clock in the afternoon, Lei Feng, who had been training for almost a whole day, felt extremely sore all over his body, especially his two arms, which were almost numb to the point of unconsciousness...

After a long period of training, Lei Feng also discovered the disadvantages of his shots, that is, the strength of his shots is really too big!

After all, he was trained in weightlifting since he was a child, so his strength must not be too small, which made Lei Feng's shots appear a little stiffer than others.

For this reason, Lei Feng deliberately reduced his own strength when he shot, but it is so easy to control, and there are often situations where he is a piece shorter from the basket...

It seems that Lei Feng still has a long way to go if he wants to master the strength of his shots. At least for now, it is basically impossible for him to become a top shooter in the league.

……

After eating in the training ground, I looked at the time, and it was already six o'clock in the evening...

There are still six hours before the evening mission, Lei Feng thought for a moment, and decided to sacrifice the big killer Batmobile.

Tonight's mission, with Lei Feng's current abilities, it is definitely impossible to enter the Pink Elephant Nightclub, but with the help of the Batmobile, it is different. Don't forget, this Batmobile has invisible functional!

Judging from the current situation, we can only sneak into nightclubs with the help of this invisible function!
……

"Are you sure to release the Batmobile here?" Alfred asked strangely.

"Huh? You're a poor e-donkey, you can't fit in such a big training ground?" Lei Feng asked speechlessly.

"You can put it down naturally, but have you ever thought about it? There are so many cameras here. If someone notices, how do you explain that you, a living person, suddenly disappeared out of thin air? Do you want to be captured and sliced?" Alfred sneered.

"Hoo..." Lei Feng was startled with cold sweat running down his back, but he had ignored this. Alfred was right, if he disappeared out of thin air with so many cameras in the training ground, I am afraid that Lei Feng would die the next day. Had to be caught and cut into shredded squid...

……

This is a matter of life and wealth, Lei Feng naturally did not dare to be careless, left the training ground and ran to Central Park in New York...

The reason why he chose the park was because Lei Feng remembered the "Superman" TV series he had watched. It seemed that Superman once changed his clothes in the toilet of the park, and then went to save the world...

Now that Superman has done this, then if I, my own version of Batman, do this, I guess he should be able to do it too.

"Alfred, is there no camera nearby?" Lei Feng asked cautiously.

"No, why are there so many cameras in the park? Check the young couple playing wild?"

"Okay, then here it is, it's really troublesome..." Lei Feng couldn't help complaining.

With the help of Alfred, Lei Feng released the Batmobile while there was no one around, and squatted on it...

Because the body of this stupid Batmobile is really small and pitiful, Lei Feng's knee directly hit his chest, which was extremely uncomfortable...

But no matter how uncomfortable it is, Lei Feng can only endure it, who makes himself not have so many good people to upgrade...

"Alfred, am I invisible now?" Lei Feng looked at himself as if nothing had changed, and asked involuntarily.

"You don't even wear the Kelaf armor, how can you be invisible? The Batmobile and the Kelaf armor are matched, and the invisibility effect can only be achieved when used together! By the way, I forgot to tell you that when wearing the Kelaf armor, You can't wear your own clothes, otherwise, it will lose its effect..."

Pfft, Lei Feng vomited blood directly!

He felt that he was going to be cheated to death by Alfred. He never expected that the day of wearing a bellyband and briefs would come so early...

"It doesn't matter, just wear it. After mixing in, I'm thinking of a way to change clothes..." Lei Feng gritted his teeth and started to take off his clothes...

Putting on the underpants and the hood, Lei Feng couldn't help shivering. A few days ago, he sympathized with those street girls in ragged clothes. The girl is miserable...

……

With one arm holding his clothes, and the other arm holding the handlebar, Lei Feng squatted on the Batmobile, ready to go!
"Well, Ad! I have a question for you..."

As soon as he heard Lei Feng calling himself Ade, Alfred knew that there was nothing good...

"What I want to ask is, does your dick chariot only have one gear?"

"Um……"

"There's only one fucking gear at 20 kilometers per hour? I think you're playing me fat tiger!"

"Energy saving and environmental protection! If the speed is too fast, the energy loss will be too much. This is a high technology, and you don't understand it..."

"I really don't understand. I don't understand the significance of you aliens coming up with an electric car with a top speed of twenty yards per hour..."

……

Riding out of New York's Central Park, Lei Feng also met many passers-by along the way, but no one could see Lei Feng, which also made Lei Feng's resentment towards Alfred a lot less...

But this turtle-like electric donkey really made Lei Feng a little unbearable, coupled with the cold sweat blowing around him, Lei Feng felt that his life was not as comfortable as it was before the system was bound...

……

After riding for about an hour, I found the Pink Elephant nightclub, which is very famous in New York under the mobile phone navigation...

The difference from domestic ones is that some of the more well-known nightclubs in Laomei are not actually located in the city center, but more likely in the outskirts of the wasteland suburbs. …

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(End of this chapter)