Basketball Altar Living Buddha

Chapter 61 Thunder Tiger Starts a Business
Chapter 61

"Second Uncle, what's the matter with you, why are you so mysterious?" Lei Feng couldn't help asking when he saw his second uncle's tricky look!
"Keep your voice down! Business secret, have you seen the ingredients in my refrigerator?" Lei Huo asked cautiously.

"Well, I see, if the dozen or so donkeys and chickens count as ingredients, then I've seen it..."

"Yes, that's right, it's that thing! Lei Feng, my eldest nephew, you have to help me this time. Whether I, Lei Huo, can make a fortune and reach the pinnacle of life and marry Bai Fumei depends on this time." Already!" Lei Huo looked at that expression, if it wasn't too difficult for his nephew to kneel down, he would have knelt down...

"Uh, second uncle, what's the matter? Let's talk about it first. If you borrow money, I will only pay you that little salary. You know that if you want it, I will give it to you, but it is not enough for you to marry Bai Fumei." Yes..." Lei Feng asked curiously.

"What borrowing money, I'm talking about my stewed donkey penis soup, you don't know, as you are now popular in the NBA, many people in Chinatown say that it is the effect of my stewed donkey penis soup, which can turn a The young man whose body was hollowed out by lust has been rescued again, and he can still play that kind of performance in the NBA, too many people are now coming to my door to beg me for soup!" Lei Huo laughed wickedly...

Lei Feng's eyes widened, and he looked at Lei Hu in disbelief...

"Second uncle, just wash the hanging water, don't say anything about stewed donkey penis soup, it makes me quite appetite... And ah, second uncle, my body was emptied by lust How do you say it? It must have been spread by your big mouth, right?"

"Ah? What's the water for washing hanging water and washing feet? It's stewed donkey penis soup. It has miraculous effects and can bring the dead back to life! I don't care. You have to help me publicize this matter. In return, I will tell you something This is a very confidential matter, enough to benefit you for the rest of your life!" Lei Huo suddenly said mysteriously.

"Secret matter that will last a lifetime? Second uncle, what's the matter?" Lei Feng suddenly became interested, and looked at Lei Huo eagerly.

"Hey, then you promise to help me promote it..."

"I'm afraid of you, I agree, tell me quickly..."

Lei Huo mysteriously clung to Lei Feng's ear, and said in a low voice: "According to my second uncle's experience of being single for decades, every time you masturbate, you numb your hands first. If you do this, you will feel that someone else is doing it." help you……"

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Lei Feng was dumbfounded, how stupid is his second uncle!To be able to figure out this kind of experience is really... speechless!

However, Leihuo's tricks are quite novel, and Lei Feng is going to find an opportunity to try out the mind of exploring unknown things...

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"Second Uncle, don't make a big fuss about your washing and hanging water. If someone catches the attention of the Food and Drug Administration, it will definitely ruin your family!" Lei Feng couldn't help but persuade him, after all, this thing It's not a business.

"Don't worry, your kid is here to teach your second uncle to come. Your second uncle has been struggling in Chinatown for so many years. Don't you have any idea? I'm just a functional drink. Well, it's similar to our domestic fruit oranges. , there may be some impurities in it, but it does not affect the taste..."

"Impurities?! Second uncle, you have more than a dozen donkeys, can this be explained clearly by impurities?"

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Leihuo is middle-aged and started to devote himself to starting a business. Although Lei Feng thinks it is unreliable, he can only send blessings...

However, this entrepreneurial venture does not necessarily mean that it cannot be successful. If it succeeds, it will be awesome. No gifts will be accepted for Chinese New Year this year, no gifts, only washing water? !

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In the afternoon of the second day, the team conducted a training camp to prepare for tonight's home game against the Minnesota Timberwolves, the last in the Western Conference.

The Knicks and the Timberwolves are definitely brothers and sisters. The winning percentages of these two teams are hovering around [-]%, and it seems that they are about to carry on to the end.
"Dude, I watched every last few games at home. You performed so well. I am confident that we will join hands and we will definitely make it back to the playoffs next season!" Melon Anthony watched After arriving at Lei Feng, he immediately stepped forward and gave Lei Feng a big hug.

Lei Feng was stunned, time makes people old, Anthony was also someone who touched the floor of the Western Conference Finals before, but now his goal is only to enter the Eastern Conference playoffs...

"Haha, MELO, no, I believe we are not just in the playoffs!" Lei Feng said with a smile.

"Okay! I like this. Don't look at the Knicks as bad as they are right now, but this season is our last season of sinking. This season we are so bad that we will definitely be able to get an extremely high draft pick. Then we choose a good big man to replace Stoudemire, by the way, Stoudemire's contract is completed after this season, which can free up a lot of cap space, I think James Dolan We will definitely introduce another All-Star player, and with such a strong lineup, I firmly believe that we will not only make it to the playoffs next season!" Anthony said excitedly.

After Anthony said this, Lei Feng was also in high spirits. According to Melon, if there are no accidents, the Knicks can really rise next season. With huge salary space and a market like the Knicks, I am afraid Can't recruit All-Star players? !
What Lei Feng didn't know was that both he and Anthony were a little too blindly optimistic. The Knicks were a quagmire, and the average All-Star player really didn't dare to plunge into it...

It has to be said that Anthony is the backbone of the current Knicks team. Although Fisher is not there, the players are also training honestly. No one dares to be lazy under Anthony's nose.

As for Lei Feng, he continued at Anthony's request, instead of making moves, in essence, Anthony was passing on some of his own experience on the court.

"By the way, MELO, how did you solve that problem?" Lei Feng was more curious about how to solve that problem that night.

"It's not a big deal, it's just a beating, you don't think I'm really going to kill someone..." Anthony rolled his eyes...

"Uh, it was just a beating? I thought you had to take off his legs at least..." Apparently it was just a beating, which made Lei Feng a little unexpected. Dare the American underworld to be so benevolent of it?

"How is it possible, that person is not an unknown person. If he is really abolished, I'm afraid I will be in trouble. It's fine to beat him up to vent his anger, but what else..." Anthony said angrily.

Lei Feng pouted secretly, the spineless American underworld can't even treat people equally!Could it be because the other party has some background, how could he let it go?How will you mess around in the future?
If this is left in the country...

What a joke, where did the underworld come from in China, I think too much...

(End of this chapter)