Chapter 278

Tuesday, March [-] Weather: sunny (gale)

hi bro!It's me, Spanish!

What I am about to write is very simple, and I have three things to report to you.

The first and most important thing is that our mother is pregnant again. According to Uncle Shangguan, she is only six weeks pregnant!

Presumably I won't write today, as you can see from the diary of that little idiot Xiyun yesterday.

So, after seven and a half months, you will be upgraded to be a big brother again, and I will have an extra brother or sister!

Mom is 40 years old this year, and you know that.

Although she is still very young, the teachers said that she could not see that she is 40 years old, but she is an authentic old mother.

Dad, that big idiot, brother, you know it just by thinking about it, and you usually love your mother so much that you want to pick the stars and steal the moon.

Now I found out that my mother was pregnant again, and I was so happy that I was crazy.

Be happy and go crazy!
So in the past month, as that little idiot Xiyun wrote, my crazy and ecstatic dad has been neurotic again.

Specifically, he now doesn't let his mother go out at all.

Not only that, the same neurotic grandpa Guan and dumb grandma also started 24 hours of intense man-marking and threats to lure mom to take supplements!

Our poor mother, it is estimated that the gray hair of worry is about to come out.

Only that idiot Xiyun would think that mother is the happiest person in the family now!

By the way, big daddy and little daddy have also started to be contagiously neurotic, and now little daddy starts to perform the duty of waking me up every day, and then our daddy sends us to kindergarten.

Big Daddy watches us do our homework every night!
It's just that the little idiot's homework is drawing and playing, but my homework is foreign languages, computers, and etiquette!
No wonder people say that geniuses are always hard. If only I were as carefree as the little idiot, it would be great!
(Brother, you didn’t see this sentence! I was so infected by that idiot Xiyun that I started talking too much! Sigh, it’s really not a good sign!)
Another digression, brother, I have never figured it out, we both have such high IQs and are born geniuses, why is that little idiot Xiyun so stupid?

Is it because I absorbed too much nutrition and wisdom in my mother's stomach, so he became a little fool and I became a genius?
Well, I'm stuck with this problem again! (You continue to ignore!)

But sometimes, looking at his dull appearance, I feel that the little idiot is better than the little idiot. At least it makes people feel good after seeing him, and it feels good to bully him.

Also, why is it that we are twins, but I just think he is much cuter than me?
That little face is pink and tender, and she smiles sweetly every day, and I can't help but pinch it every time!
Alas, for pinching his little face, this little idiot Xiyun has already complained to you in his diary more than once!
It's so clumsy and so cute!
My brother must have felt the same way!

There is also the glutinous rice and pumpkin cake, which is sweet and greasy, and sticky to the teeth. I feel so unpalatable just by tasting it.

But every time he looks very satisfied, as if he has eaten the most delicious food, and sometimes sticks the glutinous rice to his face, like a little cat.

People can't help but want to take a bite when they see it!
Especially every time I snatch the cookie from his hand, his eyes widen and he accuses me aggrievedly, brother, you are so loving!
(Okay, I know you're going to tell me not to bully him again! But who told you not to be at home, I have to lower my IQ a little bit, pretending to be on the same level as his childish psychology, otherwise, little idiot I guess it will be sad that no one will play with him!)
Another digression, brother, are you sure I was born in the same hour as him on the same day?
Ok!I admit that I asked this question redundantly and without standard!

However, I was still beaten to pieces by his clumsiness countless times.

I don't know how many times I sighed, obviously they were conceived together in the mother's belly, how could he be so pure that people want to protect and bully?
Ugh!
I also digressed!
Really infected by the little idiot!
The above nonsense, brother, you automatically ignore it!

Continue to report the second thing, which is what you told me to do last time, brother, and I have already done it.

In other words, I also spent a lot of effort.

Although those broken programs are not clever, the firewall and tracking programs are made by experts. It took me 4 hours to invade.

When you come back, don't forget the reward you promised me!
Otherwise, I will tell my mother, as you know, my mother still has some nostalgia for that person's family, otherwise we wouldn't go to that person's tombstone every May to lay flowers together!
This time I secretly did this behind my mother's back, and I feel a little guilty!well!

Well, the third thing is about that little idiot Xiyun.

I also read the diary of the little idiot yesterday, and then I realized that that damned guy, Dou Xingtong, actually bullied our little idiot!
It's a lifeless thing!
Brother, don't worry, during the lunch break at noon today, I have already "entertained" him!

And in the future, I will focus on "double taking care" of him.

I want him to know the high price he has to pay for bullying our little idiot!

Asshole, I'm only willing to pinch the little idiot's pink face once in a while, that bastard, how dare to push him?

Of course, I have to deeply review my own mistakes in this matter.

I thought I was already paying attention to the little idiot's every move. I screened out every child who played with him, but I didn't expect to be bullied under my nose!
When I thought of the little idiot, because he was afraid that I would have no friends to play with, so he suffered a disadvantage and didn't say anything about being bullied, I felt sour in my heart.

Brother, I really failed in this matter!

For this, I will definitely punish myself severely!
Brother, please punish me when you come back, I promised you to protect the little idiot when you are not at home, but I still haven't done it well!
Brother, I feel very sad!
In addition, as compensation for the grievances suffered by the little idiot, although you repeatedly told me not to give him extra chocolate, I still gave him a big box today!

But don't worry, although that little idiot likes chocolate very much, he is absolutely obedient!
I have told him that he is only allowed to eat two pills a day, and he can definitely do it!

Two chocolates won't give him cavities, will they, brother?

All right!That's all I have to say, good night!
(End of this chapter)

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