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Chapter 78 Old Hei, Do You Want A Wife?
"Kakashi, do you want a wife?"

On the lunch table of the Hatake tribe, Yasuo, who was slumped on the sofa and drinking Konoha Four Years Red Wine, suddenly looked at Kakashi.

Want a wife?

What kind of wife do you want?

Kakashi, who was gnawing on a big pig's hoof, looked bewildered. He didn't know what Yasuo meant. His hands paused, and he also looked at Yasuo suspiciously, waiting for Yasuo's brainstorm to follow.

Yasuo got up, put down the wine glass, sat down beside Kakashi, and said with a smile: "As long as you open Jinkou, I will bring it to you immediately."

Kakashi dodged Yasuo's wretched palm, rolled his eyes, and sat next to Heimerdinger opposite, not bothering to talk to Yasuo who was always convulsed.

Seeing Kakashi avoiding him, Yasuo was not angry, but looked at Heimerdinger who was munching on the braised swift crab, and asked with a smile: "Old black, do you want a wife?"

Heimerdinger, with white hair and beard all over his face, looked up at Boss Yasuo. After swallowing the last piece of crab meat, he combed his messy white hair and stood on the stool, thinking that he must give Yasuo is the boss.

So, he smiled and looked at Yasuo: "Boss Yasuo, then you can send it here."

"Hey, Hei is still sensible."

"Eight mistakes, eight mistakes."

Yasuo said with a smile, his consciousness returned to his mind.

There are hero summoning cards floating in his mind. As long as Yasuo activates them, he can summon the heroes in the cards to the real world, which is similar to how he got Heimerdinger in the lottery.

Kakashi licked his oily fingers, and looked at Yasuo with disbelief, to see what Yasuo could come up with to fool Heimerdinger.

"Bunny Riven?"

"No, no, this old black will definitely not be able to bear it."

In his mind, Yasuo shook his head with a card of Bunny Riven in his hand. Feeling that it was not suitable for Blackie, he threw it aside and grabbed another card.

The moment he opened it, Yasuo blushed, his blood pulsed, and he almost spit out nosebleeds.

36D——The Qinse Fairy Pona!
If it was a normal Po Na, Yasuo wouldn't be so excited. The problem is that Po Na doesn't wear any clothes, only a transparent blue gauze, hazy...

"No! No more!"

"If you look at it any further, you will be malnourished."

Yasuo hurriedly put the Po Na card back, calmed down, and cursed the system as an idiot.

He now understood that the underwear and stockings he had drawn were all picked from the heroine herself.

Looking at the piles of women's clothing and supplies in his Ezreal travel bag, Yasuo sighed.

It's no wonder that Po Na is so poor that she only needs a gauze dress.

It turned out that they were secretly taken away by themselves.

Imagine, Po Na woke up and suddenly found herself lying naked on the bed, what would she think?what will she do
Also, how would she feel when she watched the clothes in the closet disappear day by day?
I'm afraid it will collapse, right?

Because that broken system knows me too well... ahem, it goes against me too much, and always gives me all kinds of women's personal items, which leads to the frequent theft of the underwear of the heroines in Valoran, and they dare not even go out.

ah~
Is this a loss of morality, or a distortion of human nature?

Yasuo shook his head, feeling a little sorry for himself who was not in the same time and space world as them.

Oh, blame me, blame me... Blame my ass!
Do you think I want your expensive, ragged underwear?
If it weren't for that idiot system who always draws, to be honest, I really don't care about it.

Yasuo complained for a while, unable to look at those naked and shameless heroine cards, for fear that he would not be able to keep up with nutrition.

Turn around and come to the place where you store mechanical hero cards.

Deep Sea Titan Nautilus, Mechanical Pioneer Victor, Steam Robot Blitzcrank, Clockwork Demon Orianna...

Clockwork?

Hehehe, it doesn't matter if it's a human, a ghost or a machine, as long as it's a woman, anyway, it's good to have a woman like Lao Hei.

Yasuo laughed in his mind, stretched out his hand to the clockwork card, his consciousness returned to reality, and looked at Heimerdinger standing on the stool.

"Old Hei, your wife is here."

Yasuo said loudly, and with Kakashi's mentally retarded eyes, he clasped his hands together, and pretended to form a psychic mark.

"Psychic Wife Summoning!"

"Come out, young lady who is both beautiful and handsome."

Yasuo yelled, quickly grabbed a card in his mind, and clicked to activate it.

Sudden--

A tall, burly, invulnerable golden robot descended from the sky.

Yasuo is very familiar with this kind of situation, he dodged in a flash, the golden robot stepped on Kakashi's head, and pressed Kakashi to the ground. have to break.

"B... Blitzcrank?"

"robot?"

Heimerdinger and Yasuo called out together.

Seeing the big lump of iron, Heimerdinger's face was very dark, and he looked at Yasuo who was also full of doubts with a forced smile: "Boss Yasuo, is this the wife you said?"

Yasuo also looked at the steel giant Blitzcrank, then looked at the unharmed wind-up card in his mind, and smiled. He knew that he made a mistake again, so he hurried to Heimerdinger and comforted him: "Old Black , don’t panic, just listen to me make it up for you.”

"Edit?"

Heimerdinger wanted to cry at this moment, feeling that the boss of Yasuo was becoming more and more unreliable. If you give a robot wife today, you won't know what to give tomorrow.

"Ahem, it's an explanation, let me explain to you..."

Yasuo comforted Heimerdinger with a smile, ready to make up a lie to explain.

And at this moment, Blitzcrank's eyes suddenly opened, and electric sparks shot out one after another, his steel arms waved, and his legs were performing a standing test.

Bang!Bang!Bang!Bang!
There was a huge sound at every step, and I don't know if Yasuo heard it wrong, or what happened, the sound was vaguely mixed with Kakashi's weak screams.

In the end, Blitz slammed his right foot and mechanically opened his iron mouth: "The engine is started, ready to go!"

"Boss Yasuo? Professor Heimerdinger of Pierwater?"

"Where is this? Didn't I help a stray cat that fell into the sewer on Zaun Avenue?"

"By the way, Boss Yasuo, where is the stray cat? Did I rescue it?"

Blitz who had just woken up had a series of questions that made Yasuo a little dizzy. How could he know about stray cats and stray dogs? Just when he was about to speak, Blitz jumped aside nervously and quickly picked He opened the sawdust and tablecloth under his feet, and dug out a bloody Kakashi.

Kakashi, whose head was covered in blood, moved his lips weakly: "I...I...I feel that I can still save it..."

Before he finished speaking, he tilted his head and fell unconscious...

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(PS: ticket, ticket, why do you love me less and less... woo woo woo... there are no more than 5 tickets...)
(End of this chapter)