Taoist friends come to double repair

Chapter 19 Nirvana Failed Phoenix Bird
"Senior sister Xie...isn't this bad, will the ancestor go crazy..."

"Going mad? Hmph, the old man has long been the boss of the liar!"

"...Little Sister Xie, you are going to tear off Master's ear..."

"If you don't pull it, how can you wake up! If you don't wake up, I'll even pull your nose off!"

"Wuwuwuwu...Little Sangsang, you are too ruthless...I raised you so big, there is no credit, but there is still hard work...You actually want to pull my nose and ears off...Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Huh, I'm going to tell Lingxi..." The ancestor who finally opened his eyes showed a pitiful look when he saw Xie Xiaosang, and acted first.

Xie Xiaosang stared at him ferociously, gritted his teeth, and squeezed each word: "Why did a crow as big as a hen hatch out of my phoenix egg!!!"

When the master heard the words, he changed his understanding, touched his nose, approached Xie Xiaosang with a shy face and said with a smile: "Oh, this phoenix bird will not be able to nirvana... this accidental failure of nirvana will be punished Is it burnt to pitch black..." Clearing his throat, he said firmly, "So, Master, what I gave you is a phoenix egg."

This time, even the girl with the corner of her mouth pursed her lips and muttered, "It's so shameless."

"Where is the phoenix bird? Where is it? Let me see if it is the failure of Nirvana or the blackness caused by malnutrition." But the master seemed to have not heard it at all, got up from the ground on his own, and stretched out his hand to smooth the hem of his clothes. on the folds.

Xie Xiaosang couldn't bear it anymore, threw the crow that just hatched from the egg into the arms of the master, and said with hatred: "Can this thing be eaten?"

The master stroked the impossible beard on his chin again, stared at the fearful crow in his arms, looked at each other for a long time, and finally said, "Eat, maybe it can be eaten Yes. Whether it tastes good or not is a question..."

The three people in the cave looked and looked at each other, but no one made a sound.

At this time, the crow in Master's arms suddenly yelled softly: "Cannibalism is against the law..."

"Man-eating? Hahahaha, this crow can still speak human language? Little Sangsang, look, I made a good baby for you. In Yeyun City, is there any spirit beast that can speak human language? This It’s still just hatched, maybe there will be something special in the future.” The master grinned triumphantly, “If not, lend it to me first to play with?”

Although Xie Xiaosang was beating this unreliable master madly in her heart at this time, but what he said just now fell into her ears.

Not to mention that it is in Yeyun City, even if she has never been to other places, she has heard of it more or less, but no one has ever mentioned any spirit beasts that can speak human words.It seemed that this crow might really be something good.Maybe it is really a phoenix bird, but it looks more like a crow.

Moreover, Xie Xiaosang remembered a story he had heard when he was young.

It is said that a swan's egg was mixed into a pile of duck eggs, and after being hatched by the mother duck, people have been making fun of it for not being like a duck, it is ugly.But in the end, the ducks discovered that it was a swan that was more beautiful and elegant than them.

So this dark guy in front of him might transform into some beautiful and elegant spirit beast in the future.In a few days, we will go to Zhentianmen with Honghong, maybe it can help us a little bit.

Thinking of this, she bent down and snatched the crow back from her master's arms.

The master was not annoyed either, he just muttered: "If you don't borrow it, then don't borrow it. By the way, you should give it a name."

"It's called Xiao Hei?" Xie Xiaosang stared at its pitch-black fur and looked at it again and again, before uttering the name from his mouth after a while.

"Puchi——" the master and the Yajiao girl burst into laughter, and the master laughed until he rubbed his stomach: "Hey, what's your name? Look at it, you're almost crying."

Xie Xiaosang saw that it wasn't so, the bird's face had always shown a human expression, and now it was crying.She raised her head and thought for a while, and said impatiently: "It's full of feathers, so it's called Xiaoyu?" Looking down, she saw the crow's beak half-opened and half-closed, as if to say something, Xie Xiaosang He simply made a conclusion, "I'll call it Xiaoyu. If it doesn't work, just bake it and eat it. If you smear more honey, it won't taste bad."

The crow who was named Xiaoyu wanted to cry but had no choice but to murmur "abnormal" in a low voice.Master's ears were sharp, and he immediately answered, "What is a pervert?"

Xiaoyu looked at him with a face full of horror, her eyes rolling, "Being...perverted means very powerful and smart..."

"Really?" Xie Xiaosang laughed when he heard the words, and patted it on the head, "Not bad, not bad, he's a promising guy."

But the master saw something wrong, he got close to Xiaoyu and looked at it for a while, "I clearly remember that I stole it from a street stall at the foot of the mountain, why isn't it a local bird? It's weird to speak... ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ……pain……"

He wanted to say something, but Xie Xiaosang grabbed his ears, and refused to let go, while cursing angrily: "I knew it! I knew it! What a phoenix egg, let it slip! It's clearly from the stall. You got it, or you stole it! I'll let you lie to me again!"

The master struggled to reach out his hand to take out his sleeve, and then raised his hand towards Xie Xiaosang's face.

"Ha chirp—ha chirp—"

Xie Xiaosang let go of the hand that was holding his ear tightly, covered his nose instead, and sneezed desperately.The Yajiao girl also turned around and ran out of the cave as soon as the master put his hand into his sleeve. Only poor Xie Xiaosang and Xiaoyu were severely hit.

As soon as Master escaped from her clutches, he wanted to take something out of his sleeve again.Xie Xiaosang hurriedly shouted: "Don't move, I have something to talk to you about."

"Business?" Shizu's hand was still in the sleeve, and he looked at her with disbelief.

"I'm going to go out for a trip in a few days." She thought about it, if it really took ten years to get the soul back, wouldn't it be that she would have to stay in Tiantianmen for ten years.If that is the case, there is no way to go back to Lingxi Gate. In the past, it is reasonable to disappear for ten days and half a month. This disappearance lasts for ten years, and the master still has to think that she died outside.But if she wanted to tell the truth, not to mention whether the master believed it or not, even if Honghong found out, she would have killed her immediately, so she had no choice but to go on a trip as an excuse.

Unexpectedly, the master immediately pursed his mouth, and said sadly: "Youli... Lingxi abandoned me, are you going to abandon me too..."

Throw it away?How could this be abandonment... But if she really left, Shizu would be really lonely... She was about to say something to comfort him, but she heard Shizu change the subject, "Go Go ahead, this practice is originally based on experience and opportunities, if you stay in the sect all day long, this benefit will be lost at all."

Xie Xiaosang nodded, it was rare for this fake kid to say such a thing.It's just that I left by myself, and the master doesn't know when he will come back. The master is always boring, otherwise... She rubbed her nose and said: "I remember when I came here, you lost a dog called Xiaohua's spirit beast? Since I'm leaving, I'll help you find it before I leave. But three years have passed, and I don't know if it's still in the door."

The master was startled when he heard the words, and then said with a look of sudden realization: "Xiao Hua, it's always there."

"Ah? It's been there all the time? No, didn't you say it's gone? You asked Master to look for it back then."

"Hey, isn't that intentional to make a connection." He patted a spirit animal bag on his waist, smiling so hard that he couldn't see his teeth.

With a "click", Xie Xiaosang let go of his hand unconsciously, and Xiao Yu, who had been in his arms all this time, fell to the ground, his eyes turned white and he was unconscious.Xie Xiaosang stooped down to pick it up silently, and said, "...then I'll go pick some fruit and boil some candy, and take it with me on the way to eat it."

Sure enough, he couldn't give this pseudo-child any good looks. It was really not easy for Master Lingxi to endure him for so many years.

Xie Xiaosang wept silently in his heart for Master Lingxi, who had gone nowhere, as he walked into the depths of the cave with trembling legs.

(End of this chapter)