Mrs. Du blew up again

Chapter 1
"What are you talking about? I paid 300 yuan to hire you, not to let you be here in a daze!"

The angry reprimand of the fat man beside me pulled me back from my thoughts, I straightened my body, and I pushed the round cake eyes on the bridge of my nose to pretend to be terrified.

"Oh, this is a haunted house. Why did Boss Liu fall in love with this ghostly place? You are out of breath and in a wrong position. You are stepping on the threshold of hell. Take a look, the terrain here is narrow at the front and wide at the back. A typical coffin house, where is this for living people?"

The short and fat man stared, his face wrinkled into a bitter face, and he spoke Northwest Mandarin: "Quickly point out what's wrong."

I sneered in my heart, although this house is not square, it is an auspicious house because of its excellent location, but living in such a house owner will seriously damage the feng shui here!

Coughing, I took the shelf and pulled the obese man beside me into the yard: "Look, there is a high-voltage electricity tower 10 meters northeast. , Xiaokou’s life is hard to save, Boss Liu is over 30 years old and childless, but it’s all because of him!”

The fat tumbler slapped his thigh fiercely: "Drop a big log! Is what you said true?"

"Isn't it true, why are you spending money to take care of me? My Xia family is a feng shui master passed down from generation to generation. How can I lose the face of my ancestors and smash my own signboard when it is passed down to my generation?"

I revealed my identity, and the tumbler cursed half-believingly: "Those unscrupulous intermediaries really have a bad conscience! Such an unlucky house insists that it is the best geomantic omen of our generation. Damn it, I am It was miserable by them!"

"This is the evil part of the house, can Boss Liu insist on listening?"

When I took over this case, I knew a little about the male owner of the family. At the age of 40, I changed five wives. One was as beautiful as the other, and the other was as big as the hips, but these women still didn’t give him a chance. , he is getting older and older, and his desire to carry on the family line is getting more and more urgent!

In fact, his inability to give birth to a son has nothing to do with this old house. Judging from his appearance, he has done too many sinister and immoral things. In addition, his ancestors were not prosperous and their ancestors did not protect them. The generation is getting thinner!To put it bluntly, to sum it up in one sentence, it's all his own doing!

"Let's talk about it, Miss Xia has real kung fu, but I put all my wealth and life on you!"

The fat man was so fooled that he had already thrown away his helmet and armor, and the defense in his eyes turned into complete trust!
I coughed and walked around the yard pretending to be calm, and finally pointed to the main entrance: "This gate is also wrong, the gate opens in the southwest and is the Kun Gate. You are leading the way to the underworld for the little ghost!"

Boss Liu stared at the door with a pale face, his plump lips trembled for a long time before he could say a word: "Then... what should we do?"

I pretended not to answer his words, turned around and walked back into the house. Have you ever seen a pig run if you haven’t eaten pork?When I was young, I followed my grandfather around to show people around the house, and under the influence of my ears and eyes, I have saved a half-baked standard. Although what I said is not entirely true, my ability to fool people is still enough!

Boss Liu followed me into the house like sticky candy.

"The kitchen on the first floor of yours is built in the due west, and the kitchen on the second floor is in the due east. This is a conflict between two fires. Tsk tsk tsk, everything is wrong, Boss Liu, no matter how powerful this house is. Feng Shui masters can't adjust it, your house is occupied by people during the day and ghosts at night, you should move as soon as possible!"

(End of this chapter)