Rebirth cannon fodder girl jumping in the last days

Chapter 56

There were only six members of the expedition team, and two of them were girls, and all kinds of self-defense forces wanted to recruit them into the group.So Sangxiu's marketing work is not to mention easy to do, and almost no one refuses to come for a haircut.Of course, this is also related to the price. In order to complete the tasks for Liu and Chen, the price set by Yuanzheng Hair Salon is not high, just a little food and a few daily necessities.

The task assigned by the military is to try to control their respective guards, and the expedition team must not join any of them, otherwise they will fall into disputes.

At Captain Cang's invitation, Xu Qiao smiled and practiced Tai Chi: "How dare we dislike it? Living in the old barracks is to take care of me, and my ideal is to develop corridors. The old barracks has a lot of space. Anyway, there is everything in the room, and I don't want to go out in winter." .To tell you the truth, Brother Cang, I saw the bachelor apartment, and it was very boring. It was about the same size as our armored vehicle, so I was scared.”

The cold boy suddenly said: "No matter how big the room is, people can only sleep in one bed!"

When Sang Xiu heard it, it was quite similar to the concept of Blue Star, so he was not another training class student wandering outside, right?So he said with a smile: "This big brother is right. The way of life should be changed. We are still adapting."

Captain Cang understood that it would be impossible to succeed immediately by eating the expedition team, so he turned to inquire about the Continental Alliance of Abysses.

Li Weining took the opportunity to eloquently publicize the idea of ​​the alliance, saying that doing scientific research is not as good as practicing martial arts, and supernatural powers are much safer than hard-to-control technologies.Liu Jiaming chimed in, saying that another purpose of choosing to live in the old barracks was to facilitate the practice of martial arts, and the small apartment could not be used for free.A young man who was waiting for a haircut chuckled: "What kind of kung fu do you practice? Police grappling?"

For the purpose of publicity, the military government specially introduced the non-military background of the members of the expedition to the public, which would become material for ridicule.Fortunately, Captain Liu is not a master who jumps at a poke, and said with a smile: "Playing with zombies? I don't want to become a zombie. But the things I have in the Police University are not useless. The supernatural powers say that they can strengthen the body, relax Live the tendons, combined with exhalation and absorption, can effectively stimulate one's own potential abilities. It is very simple to practice Qi. I think it is similar to Lao Lin's health-preserving skills. It just needs to be persistent. I feel that my ears are clear after practicing all the way from the flat A lot of eyesight."

Laolin Temple is the first ancient temple in China. Before the zombie wave, only old people practiced Laolin’s health-preserving skills to comfort themselves. Then the Zhongzhou military had no choice but to treat a dead horse as a living horse doctor. Unexpectedly, it only took a week to practice. Of course, it was mainly soldiers. His physique is already good, and he has adapted to the zombie poison.Anyway, with the prolongation of practice time, self-zombification plummeted, so civilians were required to practice, plus XX palm XX boxing, and all people practiced martial arts.If it weren't for the self-defense forces killing each other countless times, and the joint army also losing many soldiers, the survival rate in Zhongzhou would not be so low.

The topic of exercise aroused the interest of all men, and you exchanged ideas with me. "Xu Xiaomei" diligently poured tea for everyone, and took out the fried peanuts brought by Captain Hu.

Captain Cang grew fond of him, and said to Xu Qiao: "Your sister is good, marry her early. What can we get married? Girls in Zhongzhou are extinct. I'm afraid you didn't know when you came here. This is the 'world of women's respect'. The last husband was actually a member of the harem, otherwise he would not be able to keep it, and he would become a member of the army if he was not careful. What kind of dog is a member of the army, and the army chicken is almost the same!"

It is impossible for Captain Cang to fall in love with bean sprouts, but for the valiant buckwheat beauty, just to talk to the little girl (the military government did not introduce that Xu Qiao and Lieutenant General Li's only son are the same for the sake of the expedition team's "mass work" Yes. The two are not married, Li Weining is not yet of marriageable age).

Xu Qiao had worked in a bar before, so he was extremely sensitive to certain things.She is an ice-type supernatural power, and the sinister aura immediately turned the warm air-conditioned room into an ice cave, accompanied by the voice of grinding teeth: "Thank you, Brother Cang! Let's see who dares to touch a single hair of ours!"

Sang Xiu saw that she was going to be exposed, and exclaimed: "Brother Qiang?!"

Xu Qiaoling woke up, and immediately shouted: "Brother Qiang is here?! Brother Qiang! Brother Qiang!"

"Brother Qiang" was in the Lingchi space, and Sang Xiu couldn't come out without letting him out.A certain bean sprouts blinked suspiciously: "Illusion? I seem to have heard brother Qiang say 'don't be afraid' in my ear just now."

Captain Cang held back his excitement, and swung his hand and declared: "It's Brother Qiangqiang! He's looking at us! Although the Fengyun team is not doing well, it is their duty to protect the civilian girl. If you have something to say, the Fengyun team will definitely stand by the expedition team!"

Fengyun men shouted together: "Yes!!!"

Fortunately, there are no zombies in the base, otherwise they will definitely be summoned.

Xu Qiao made a gesture of gratitude and talked nonsense, and the host and guest chatted happily. Captain Cang took advantage of the situation and invited the expedition team to have dinner.

Liu Jiaming hastily declined: "We should invite Team Fengyun. We have to practice at night, and life is just getting started. When we settle down a bit, Captain Cang will appreciate it."

Captain Cang guessed that this group of young people had strong self-esteem, and they were backed by the mainland alliance of supernatural beings, so they couldn't act too hastily, so they said a lot of warm words to bid farewell.

His brother was walking in style, but Lele got awkward, and said to Sang Xiu that night: "It's not good here, let's go."

Sang Xiu stared: "We are here to carry out a mission in Zhongzhou! You have a small belly, and there are more women than men in your hometown. Did I say something bad?"

Lele muttered: "I hate them staring at you."

Sang Xiu patted his hairy head: "You idiot, why are they staring at me? They are staring at the expedition team, talking about me, threatening Xu Qiao to rely on them. You still take it seriously, with their little ability, you Throw them far away with one claw! After a while, you get used to it. Human beings are like this. They have nothing to say. Let’s just open our eyes. Look at Xu Qiao's dark face, they are all trembling."

The pure dog people are happy, Guagua belittles the guests who came today, and I will miss the time of the Long March infinitely, how happy it will be for everyone!Of course, it would be nice to be in Zhongzhou without the annoying guests. He hasn't tried indoor planting yet.

Here's the thing about indoor planting: In order to create a detached status for the expedition team, the military arranged for them to live in a separate building.Although the upper rooms are not easy to use, it is impossible to have only six rooms on the first floor, and the rooms in the old barracks are very large. The innovative student Li suggested using the empty rooms for indoor planting, but Liu Jiaming vetoed it, saying that the planting is controlled by the military. Team work is to sing against the superior.

Classmate Li turned to suggest "potted plants", that is, plant some onions and garlic in flower pots to adjust the taste.

Liu Jiaming thinks this can be done.Classmate Ma reads a lot of post-apocalyptic literature. He visited a seed shop on the way and provided a bunch of messy things.Lele wanted to be a farmer's dog at first, and was excited about it. Sang Xiu used light energy to help a little. In less than a week, a dozen or so pots had sprouted, and they were distributed to each house as bonsai.

On the day when the Ping An decoration team came to smash the wall, the inner doors of each room were opened to prevent flying zombies. Everyone came and went in the room. Space to walk around.

Lele loves running around, taking care of potted plants, and giving advice to men with no supernatural abilities to practice kung fu.

Going through the door, I accidentally saw a picture album not suitable for children in the room where Li and Ma lived.He couldn't understand, so he asked "Almighty" Li for advice.

Classmate Li is a delinquent boy. He has a lot more knowledge in a certain area than Captain Liu, who bears the title of "brother-in-law" and has never practiced meat. He is doing his part to be the first teacher.

Sang Xiu pays attention to Lele all the time. As long as Lele is not in the spirit pool space, she will subconsciously sense it after a while. How can a certain villain's little tricks be hidden from her, and she is so angry that she falls to the ground!
The four sets of living rooms are arranged like this: Han and Xu live in the hair salon, Li and Ma live next to them, then Liu and Chen, and finally Sang Xiu and Le Le, so that the two pairs with low skills are sandwiched in the middle for protection.

Sang Xiu ran from the inner door to find classmate Li to settle accounts, and had to pass Liu and Chen's house. She didn't want to disturb the student, so she rushed over aggressively from the outside, and used her lockpicking skills to open the barracks.

Li Weining saw the vicious woman's expression and knew that something was wrong, so she wanted to exonerate her. The vicious woman kicked Lele wildly: "I'm so courageous! How dare you be disobedient! I'll kick you to death..."

Dog people are naturally attractive, Li Weining likes the "golden monkey" the most, and thinks the fierce girl is too much, this is our boss!Immediately, he threw himself on Lele and shouted desperately: "Captain Xu, come quickly! Kill someone! Help!"

It was past two o'clock in the afternoon, there were customers in the hair salon, and everyone rushed to the room urgently.

Sang Xiu panicked and hurriedly made Lele invisible, so what everyone saw was Li Weining crawling on the ground, and a certain woman with her hands on her hips in a three-eight pose.

Xu Qiao thought that Li Weining was molesting his little sister, and his eyes immediately flashed a real murderous light.Liu Jiaming was next door, and was the first to open the inner door. Seeing the touching scene of classmate Li bravely rescuing Mr. Jin, he hurriedly stood in front of her and made a "boss" gesture to her.

Xu Qiao reacted, his eyes turned from anger to a smile: "Weining, you are too idle, go to the hair salon to work. Please, Captain Liu, please also greet me, I will pass the hair salon right away."

The guests were all knowledgeable and interesting, and followed Liu Jiaming away with a haha.

Xu Qiao coughed and handed a glass of water to Sang Xiu: "Don't be angry, it's not worth getting angry with that bastard. Is he teaching people to be bad?"

Sang Xiu twisted her neck and agreed.Xu Qiao said viciously: "Bastard, you won't be able to beat him to death in a while! How can you take my job? Xiaoping, this is my sister's fault. You have grown up, and you need to learn some knowledge. I will find you a book. Read the book first...don't worry, you have to learn..."

Sang Xiu had no choice but to blow up her hair, and smoke came out of the seven holes, how could Lele be sloppy after learning from her?

But the fierce girl roared: "I don't allow it! Sister, he is young, he is not allowed to learn! Not allowed!!!"

Xu Qiao hurriedly followed the hair: "If you don't study, don't study, Xiaoping is still young, let's not study, we will talk about it when we grow up. Chen Yue, come over and talk to Xiaoping, and I will come over after sending those guests away."

Chen Yue also saw Sang Xiu kicking the boss, and his face became more bitter than a bitter gourd. You said that a junior who wants status but no status, no ability, how to stop the murderer from beating the boss?Brother Han is the senior brother of Master Murderer, why didn't he call him up?

Xu Qiao didn't care whether his small shoulders could carry the heavy burden, so he turned around and went to the hair salon, while mourning for the boss.Originally, she was a little awkward with the younger sister and the "golden monkey", but this will all turn into sympathy. She has seen through the character of the younger sister, and she is absolutely soft on the outside and domineering on the inside. In the future, the boss will definitely be trampled to death. Human men will change their hearts because of this, and animals will evolve I'm afraid it's impossible to come, miserable!
Chen Yue on the other end bowed and bowed, and racked his brains to compose a lyrics: "Whoever made a mistake must correct it, must correct it, if we don't correct it, let's scold him until he corrects it! A gentleman uses his mouth but not his hands..."

Sang Xiu snorted: "P gentleman, am I a woman or a villain!"

Chen Yue held his heart in his hands: "No, no, no! In my heart, you are as bright as the sun..."

The murderous girl was furious: "Walking around my aunt illuminates everything?! Don't even think about it!!!"

Chen Yue waved his hands wildly: "Puzhao hut! Without your Puzhao, my life is infinitely dark! Without you kicking, no matter who he is, he can't become a talent! Kicking is good, but it will hurt your respect. foot, how about I kick it for you?"

Sang Xiu burst out laughing, but her heart was even more serious: MDs are all about being idle, it's impossible not to create some troubles!

In fact, there is no need to create "events", there are a lot of trivial things ready-made: the mobile phone number has been circulated, and seeing that New Year's Day is approaching, Sangxiu received reservations softly, but Lele was left out because of too many calls, which led him to see something unsuitable for children. East!Next door to Mary, Li Xiaozi was too full to eat, and answered the phone calls for his aunt for four hours, and his voice could not be hoarse!Chen Yue is very eloquent, he takes care of him and loves to practice, and spends an hour alone with his brother-in-law!Xu Qiao dared to make love with the mud, and he would also pick it up for an hour!My aunt was on a mission and had to take it for an hour.Eight-hour working system, time to shut down!
The fierce girl who made up her mind kicked the door of the room, grabbed Lele by the ear and pulled Lele out of the spirit pool, and gave a harsh lecture.

In a certain woman's lecture, that thing was accused of being the darkest and filthiest thing in human nature. If you learn it, you will become like a zombie with a black heart, black lungs, rotten head, rotten belly, rotten hands and feet!
Chen Yue was dumbfounded, and vaguely saw the face of the school's dean.

After Xu Qiao dismissed the guests and returned from the inner door, he was heartbroken to hear that, and decided that it was a good thing done by a certain female controller father, and he was a pervert!It's a good thing that guy swallowed the crystal nucleus himself, and I have to find a way to correct my little sister's concept, otherwise the happiness in this life will be ruined.

Father Sang was wronged, and when Xu Qiao implicitly hinted that Lele understood the unfortunate little sister, Lele even added: "I know, she was bullied since she was a child!"——Lele was angry when he mentioned this, thinking that he had earned a lot of money back then. How many tips do you get, Xiu doesn't even have pocket money, but Baoping, who never works, does!That's all, Grandpa Sang always said that he wanted to marry Xiu off, and Niang Sang and Father Sang followed suit, Xiu Ming obviously belonged to me!

(End of this chapter)