Rebirth cannon fodder girl jumping in the last days

Chapter 73

When the announcement of the opening of the Army Chicken Building was released, the Six Heroes were having a New Year’s Eve dinner with the women’s battalion in the restaurant on the second floor of the hotel, because the new chief and deputy battalion commanders and three company commanders took office at noon today (it is said that they are all "natural bends") , insisted on pulling the hard-working instructors to eat together.

Sang Xiu's face turned pale amidst the malicious broadcast, and Xu Qiao said in a low voice, "They chose the path themselves. Look, there are still people who envy them!"——that is, the list that he signed up for is one hundred and ten in a row. Eight people, a decrease of 45, because these girls are survivors with fertility, and the base rescued only 62 female survivors from outside. From the perspective of proportion, these girls from good families can’t keep up with chickens. This will make them face There is still a lot of envy, jealousy and hatred in the world!

Sang Xiu smiled wryly and didn't make a sound. She had already guessed what the girl under the brush would do.Before the zombie tide, not only China had no military chickens, but almost all civilized countries did not, because the earth's population is too large, and the compulsory military service is short, and once you become a non-commissioned officer, you can't find someone by yourself, and the army will ask the local government to help introduce them. , Unless a man is determined to be celibate, he will not be singled out.Nowadays, there are so few women, and God knows how long the service life of soldiers is. It is imperative to restore the notorious military chicken system in history.

At this time, the karaoke booth in the big restaurant was brightly lit, and there were two long tables on the table. On the table were a few dishes of salted fish and dozens of bowls of rice that no one liked to eat.Then the side door opened, and soldiers with guns escorted in a group of girls with heavy make-up, all wearing only gauze clothes and slippers.Although the big restaurant is air-conditioned, it's still a bit cold for being so light and thin, and the girls hugged their shoulders and shivered coquettishly.

"Silence!!!" The new battalion commander roared with a microphone in his hand, and then said in a gentle manner: "Military chickens, this is your New Year's Eve dinner, and you eat in 5 minutes. 48 cents, 45 cents, [-] cents ..."

The army chickens were stunned, and the new battalion commander only took two bites of cold rice when he counted down to 3 minutes, and then dropped his rice bowl and sobbed.The new battalion commander didn't look at him, and when the countdown reached zero, he smiled and said, "Food can't be wasted. Since you are not hungry, please eat leftovers tomorrow. All soldiers, send the army chickens upstairs!" After speaking, he took the lead in applauding.

The chickens were escorted away amidst sparse applause, and the new battalion commander picked up the microphone again: "The food is served! My soldiers, everyone, show your fighting spirit and eat quickly. We only have one hour. Let's listen to the corner after we are full!"

The logistics girls trotted to serve the food. The appearance was incomparable with the hotel dishes, but the taste was not bad: braised chicken, duck and goose, steamed fresh fish, scrambled eggs with chopped green onion, fried noodles with shredded pork, and sliced ​​​​vegetable meat soup. There are two pots of boiling ginger wine on the table.

The new battalion commanders and new company commanders took turns to toast the trainers with the squad platoon leaders, and the six murderers seized the opportunity to toast the girls as well.

Because they ate and drank with fighting spirit, they finished eating in more than half an hour. After the meal, candies, peanuts and melon seeds were served, and each table had an electric stove to boil water and make tea by itself.

The new battalion commander gave another lecture: "I believe that after the New Year's Eve dinner, no one will envy the military chickens. I also want to tell everyone that they will be imprisoned in this building from now on and are not allowed to go out. The military chickens have no right to pick people, 63 There are more than 1 men, how many customers do they have to receive every day?"

The faces of the girls are pale. Even the inferior military chickens written in the history books don't receive one or two hundred customers a day, so they will definitely die!What's more, they are the top chickens in Golf City, so it is unimaginable for such a tragedy.

The new battalion commander may be an S, and continued to increase: "These three days have passed, they will not pick up all the guests every day, and they have to keep someone to clean, so the routine is to pick up a quarter of the guests, and the rest work, one round a week , each of them will pick up more than 30 passengers per day that a military chicken should have! At least [-], there is no cap."

The big restaurant was so quiet that you could hear it. The new battalion commander said, "Don't be nervous. I believe everyone will have the awareness of being a soldier. No one will be punished as a chicken. In order to let everyone have a more intuitive understanding , From the first day to the third day of junior high school, each company took turns to be on duty in the army chicken building for one day, taking care of the beautiful chickens. Taking care of the chickens should pay attention to hygiene, and be careful not to be infected with syphilis and gonorrhea.

The second platoon leader is 23 years old, and there are few chickens in the golf city at this age. She is a preparatory mother, and she is especially good at winking. She is one of the girls who are desperately jumping.This woman didn't make an opening remark, she just said one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, not to mention how refreshing, she just treats the chickens as zombies, you can only touch them with gloves on, and you can't eat anything from them, and you have to eat them after work. Boil and disinfect work clothes, otherwise there is no need to discuss sexually transmitted diseases.

She had just finished speaking when a trumpet sounded on the first floor.

The loudspeaker ordered all those who came to look for chickens to line up to get condoms and go to the third floor to change (the third floor used to be a sauna).

The new battalion commander stood up and said with a smirk: "Even if there are safety measures for whoring chicken, there is no guarantee that you will not get sick 100%. You better know it well, cherish your life and stay away from whoring customers! On this New Year's Eve, I announce the number one discipline of the women's camp, Anyone who flatters male soldiers and causes jealousy is punished as a military chicken! One day as a military chicken, one life can never turn over. Don’t forget that the women’s battalion is overstaffed. It’s okay to brush another hundred, and it’s okay to wipe them all. Flat-topped base There is no shortage of a women's camp! As your instructors said, the Huangliang monkey girls are beautiful and capable, they have evolved into adults, and they are still supernatural beings, and the offspring they will give birth to will definitely be excellent."

No one can eat the snacks on the table anymore. These days, the girls have been flattering the male soldiers, but all the stinky men seem to have become eunuchs. It turns out that they are waiting here, and they don’t have to pay any price for free prostitution. It is not uncommon to marry a human woman.

After another moment, there was a sudden scream of screaming, and the MD live broadcast came!I don't know which S has done a good thing, it's like inflicting a severe punishment.

Xu Qiao is going to be furious, say hello first when you play this hand!Immediately, she urgently took out the pocket radio and put the earphone Sai Sangxiu in her ears.

Sang Xiu nodded with a pale face. She has closed her seven senses until only sight and touch are left. She said that other people may be fine. To sit still.

The other instructors were also upset, so Liu Jiaming got up decisively and ran to the new battalion commander to say a few words.

It was only then that the new battalion commander remembered that some Dongdongs were still teenagers, and hurriedly sent them away from the safety ladder: "You can't take the elevator. There is a long queue in the lobby on the first floor today, and the elevator is overloaded."

A group of Dongdong fled back to the Expedition in embarrassment, and the black-hearted and vicious Li Zhi trembled, denying from the bottom of his heart that the malicious idea came from his stomach, it was clearly the report written by Brother Liu, okay?

If Student Liu knew that Student Li was thinking like this, he would be wronged. His report only suggested locking up restless chickens, and did not mention setting up a military chicken building!

At the critical moment, Xu Qiao lifted the beam, turned on soft music, and comforted him: "I can't stand anything! It's scary, there's no picture, only screams, and it's a CD. Alright, Chen Yue went to download the article, I didn't hear anything at all!" Are you full, are you hungry?"

Sang Xiu woke up, it might indeed be a CD, otherwise the live video would not be broadcast.Definitely is!Vaguely seems to have background music!
A certain woman let Lele out with a sigh of relief, wiped off her cold sweat and said, "Mr. Jin made it, and the noodles served by Mr. Jin are delicious. Oh, my mother, I'm dizzy when I patronize the toast."

At this time, Han Jie came out of Xu's space with the big food basket, his face was paralyzed and his face was miraculously full of smiles: "Don't eat the noodles, it's Chinese New Year, I made a la carte and dumplings, just heat it up."

Everyone cheered, and the atmosphere in the car completely warmed up.Lele and Chen Yue were busy, and Ma Rufeng said eagerly, "It's Chinese New Year, let Xiao Hengheng come out for dinner."

Liu Jiaming frowned: "No, there are a lot of equipment in the car. Either put the dining table in my space, I'm on duty, and I have to be extra vigilant in the [-]th year."

Li Weining rushed to agree: "Brother Liu is right, it's best to have two people on duty, and Chen Yue should work hard too." ——What a night of dating, boy Chen can't seize the opportunity, let alone my buddy!
Liu's space has a constant temperature, and the dishes are hot enough to be put in without reheating.Inside, there are single Simmons, blankets and pillows, toilets, washbasins, toothbrushes, cups, towels, etc. It is estimated that few people in prison are as comfortable as Fang Heng, and even their spiritual life is taken care of. Isn’t there a writer in the temple on the top of Lingyun Mountain? After this guy arrived in Pingxiang, he took advantage of the logistics to collect novels from closed bookstores. Ma Rufeng asked him to get a few end-time novels for his sweetheart to read, and brainwash him by the way.

There is only a toilet for eating, which is too unpleasant, and it is stuffed into the Martens space.Simmons spread a plastic sheet to temporarily fill the table, and there was an array of wine, vegetables, dumplings and candy.

However, Dr. Fang was not interested in food, and protested with his eyes open: "You have no right to imprison me!"

Ma Rufeng hurriedly coaxed and threatened: "How can you be so stupid? I begged my father to sue grandma not to hand you over, and you are still jumping around looking for death! Sit down and taste the dumplings, my master made them by hand."

Li Weining rolled his eyes and rolled his nostrils and hummed: "How can you be so stupid, let a good buddy like me not love, love people who are neither human nor ghost?"

Sang Xiu smiled softly and said, "Don't bicker when it's Chinese New Year. Everyone has their own love. Dr. Fang, don't be annoyed. An ancient poem says that love is precious, and a small life is more expensive. One day our buddy wakes up and will be happy." see you off."

Ma Rufeng yelled: "If you don't take me to talk like this, Xiao Hengheng will definitely not accept me!"

Lele was a little embarrassed, and whispered to Sangxiu, signaling her not to disturb her.

Sang Xiu exclaimed: "Why are you pulling my clothes? Sis, he molested me!"

Xu Qiao looked around: "Which guy molested my sister? Stand up!"

A certain woman ruthlessly knocked on the loyal dog's forehead: "That's the guy! Fine him to serve us wine!"

Lele wiped away her tears in grief, and obediently poured wine for everyone, including Fang Heng, and even picked up a glass to serve, but the doctor twisted his head and refused.

Xu Qiao became angry, she had long regarded the innocent boss Jin as an object of protection, and no one could bully the boss except the younger sister!At that moment, he smiled and said: "Rufeng, I haven't figured out why you love that person. Don't tell me that love has no reason, there is no love without reason, and there is no hate without reason, otherwise I can only think that you are unconscious head."

Ma Rufeng's forehead was sweating, he knew too well that the brighter his wife's smile, the scarier it would be, if he didn't answer this well, Xiao Hengheng would die!
Glancing at the emotionally paralyzed master, student Ma gritted his teeth and began to talk: "Fang Heng's heart is as good as it sounds... We can also detect her lying. I think she... She must have forgotten the resurrection process. If she relaxes, she can recall it." stand up."

Lele's lips twitched and she endured it: How could the weak spirit remember the process of seizing the house? It's ridiculous.

Ma, however, seemed to be encouraged, and became fluent in his speech: "There are so few human beings now, we need offspring, she..."

"I will not conceive offspring with you! If there is a need for research, it can only be him!" Dr. Fang pointed happily.

The dog man jumped up in shock, and classmate Sang was so angry that he dragged the silly dog ​​to sit next to him in a possessive attitude, and growled: "I have never seen you so shameless! He is my husband!"

Lele smiled happily. Although he never doubted that he and Xiu were a couple, it was the first time for the lovely Xiu to declare solemnly (Which eye do you see "serious", a certain woman grinned her teeth as if she was suffering from madness), so happy !
Xu Qiao squinted at Fang Heng, and laughed out loud, with an indescribable sarcasm in the laughter.

Ma Rufeng groaned in embarrassment: "She is confused, don't be as knowledgeable as her. Xiao Hengheng, I know I'm not good enough, but I love you..."

Fang Heng's lips curled into horizontal lines: "Humans only need healthy offspring. I am very healthy. If I have to bear the responsibility of continuing the offspring, I will only breed with the healthiest people!" Sang Xiu, whose fingers seem to be underdeveloped: She's not as healthy as I am!"

Li Weining laughed: "You can't even compare to my teacher's hair!"

Han Jie frowned: "Dr. Fang, I understand your feelings, and please understand normal people. Any intelligent life cannot accept a child without emotion. 'Health' includes both physical and mental aspects. You are not healthy."

Sang Xiu raised her eyebrows in surprise. It is not easy to be admitted to Harvard, or she doesn't preach, and she just hits the bull's-eye.

Fang Heng's eyes were a little broken. He (she?) is a highly respected scientist in Huaguo, and is second to none in the world. He was originally the natural candidate to go to the sea base, but he insisted on staying on land with the former senior officials to study zombies.Although they have suffered unprecedented contempt in the past few days, they have never taken it seriously, and only regard the behavior of the expedition team as the stupidity of ignorant people.Han Jie's few words irritated the doctor greatly: Science has always been a bright light for mankind, when did people despise it like this?
Han Jie said lightly: "Dr. Fang, your biological age is less than 19 years old. You have a lot of time to think about whether people live to pursue the deformed power that harms others and themselves, or for happiness. Today is the big day for the Hua people to eat. New Year, you may not have enjoyed the fun of New Year for a long time, right?"

(End of this chapter)