Heavenly Immortal Pregnancy: Your Majesty, lie down!

Chapter 339 Refresh me

Chapter 339 Refresh me

"Hey, I won't tell you yet, you will know when the time comes." Yun Mian kept his mouth shut, as if he was going to sell Xiao Zhan for a few bucks.

Xiao Zhan looked at Yun Mian dotingly, and sighed: "Yun Mian, I let you go, is it right or wrong?"

"Of course you are right! You will be grateful to me when the concubine gives birth to an heir." Yun Mian felt that he was a good person who did good deeds without leaving his name.

Xiao Zhan hugged Yun Mian's slim waist, and took the opportunity to seek benefits for himself: "I feel like I've been betrayed, little fairy, is it too late for me to repent now?"

Yun Mian was successfully distracted by Xiao Zhan's words, forgot to put a hand on his waist, and hurriedly said: "Hey, you are the emperor, how can you go back on your word? The emperor always promises, so you can't go back on it." .”

"It depends on what it is. By the way, Yun Mian, you are the lord of the harem, and you have to set an example in the beauty pageant. You will participate, right?" He sighed in his heart: Why is the little fairy's waist so thin?
"I'm already a queen, so naturally I won't participate. I want to leave the chance of winning the championship to other concubines." Yun Mian shook her head and refused.

"The important thing is to participate, Yun Mian, you just need to participate, it doesn't matter whether you win the prize or not." Xiao Zhan planned to trick the little fairy into also participating, and the champion would choose her when the time came.

In this way, according to the order of precedence, the first to serve the bed should be the little fairy.

"No, if I participate, other concubines will have objections, so I will lose my original intention of holding a beauty contest." Yun Mian was not fooled.

It seems that the little fairy is not so easy to fool, let me think about it, there is another way.

Have it.

See me then.

"What's wrong? Are you unhappy?" Seeing that Xiao Zhan was silent, Yun Mian asked with concern.

"No, I'm very happy." Xiao Zhan felt happy touching the little fairy's waist.

"Well, it's good to be happy. You are the emperor, do you want me to teach you how to enjoy the benefits brought by the status of emperor?" Yun Mian said, suddenly realized that someone's hand had been on her waist.

She blushed 'shua' and went to break Xiao Zhan's hand.

Ke Xiaozhan's hand seemed to be locked around her waist, and she couldn't even break it.

"Hey, let go. If you eat my fairy tofu again, I'm going to beat someone up." Yun Mian threatened.

"I am enjoying the benefits of being an emperor." Xiao Zhan said as he lowered his head to Yun Mian's ear, and softly praised: "Little fairy, your waist is so soft and thin, if all my concubines have waists like yours So soft, why should I worry about not announcing them to sleep in?"

"What? You mean, you like thin waists?" Yun Mian was successfully swayed by Xiao Zhan.

"Yeah." Xiao Zhan didn't deny it, but he only liked the slender waist of the little fairy.

"It's easy to handle! After the beauty pageant is over, I'll teach your concubines how to slim down their waists, and I'll make sure they're so thin that you're satisfied!" Yun Mian was successfully distracted, and didn't bother to shake the hand on her waist. .

Xiao Zhan smiled.

It's fun to fool the little fairy.

Time flies and the day of the beauty pageant arrives.

On weekdays, the concubines would also host palace banquets led by high-ranking empresses during New Years and festivals. However, the emperor never attended, and the concubines were just entertaining themselves.

The palace banquet organized by the empress is unprecedentedly lively. After all, the emperor will attend this time, and this is the best time to get close to the emperor.

Today's beauty pageant was held in the square in the center of the Imperial Garden. The branches of the entire Imperial Garden were covered with colorful lanterns, embellishing the night with colorful colors.

The night wind blows, the air is lingering with a rich fragrance, the sound of silk and bamboo curls up, the fragrance of clothes, the shadows of the temples, and the interlacing of cups and cups.

The concubines took turns to perform, some played the piano, some played the flute, some sang songs, and some performed dances.

After one round, the concubines discovered that their majesty——had fallen asleep sitting up.

This is very embarrassing.

The confidence of the beauties who have already performed on stage has been greatly hit.

Yun Mian tugged on Xiao Zhan's sleeve many times, trying to remind him to focus more.

But, he slept very soundly.

Yun Mian finally couldn't take it anymore, stretched out her hand and pinched Xiao Zhan, leaned over, and said in a low voice: "Hey, Xiao Zhan, can you cheer up, everyone has been preparing for tonight's talent show for a long time, just to impress you Smile, give me some face!"

All eyes turned to Yun Mian and Xiao Zhan.

Xiao Zhan replied: "Yun Mian, I didn't sleep well last night, I really can't hold it anymore, why don't I withdraw first? You are just playing."

When the concubines heard this, they all frowned and looked at Xiao Zhan pitifully.

At this moment, Nagui is dancing belly dance.

"Last night, I told you to go to bed early. Did you do it on purpose? As a judge, you should be more dedicated. Look, the dancing lady is really graceful! The water snake's waist is so twisted that even I can't stand it." My heart is moving!" Yun Mian gave Na Guiren high praise, Na Guiren twisted so vigorously, why didn't Xiao Zhan feel at all?

Xiao Zhan yawned, and suggested: "It's too boring, Empress, why don't you go up and perform a talent show to refresh me?"

"No." Yun Mian coldly refused, this fairy is not prepared for a talent show, and this fairy has already "favourite the Sixth Palace". Tonight is such an important opportunity, and it is absolutely impossible to steal the limelight from the concubines.

"Then I'm going back to bed first?" Xiao Zhan looked tired.

"You..." Yun Mian felt that Xiao Zhan was too much to be beaten, would he die if he cooperated?

Fearing that the emperor would leave, the concubines said one after another: "Empress, Your Majesty has already spoken, so you can improvise and refresh Your Majesty!"

Empress, I beg you as a concubine, help us to keep His Majesty for a while longer!
Improvisation.

With it, this fairy can perform magic tricks!

With magic in hand, I have the world.

Empress Dowager Xuan also looked at Yun Mian expectantly, wanting to see what talents she has.

Yun Mian leaned into Xiao Zhan's ear, bargaining: "A Zhan, does it mean that if I perform one, you will cheer up and become a judge?"

"That's natural." Xiao Zhan nodded.

"Lagou!" Yun Mian didn't believe that Xiao Zhan was so obedient, so Lagou was more at ease.

"Okay, pull the hook." Xiao Zhan stretched out his hand and hooked it with Yun Mian's.

The concubines dropped their eyeballs in shock.

In other words, His Majesty is so cold, how to meet the queen, it seems like a thousand years of ice melted overnight.

Even the childish behavior of pulling the hook can do it.

I really didn't expect it!

"Pull the hook to hang himself. No change is allowed for 100 years. Whoever changes is Zhu Bajie!"

Yun Mian and Xiao Zhan finished pulling the hook, raised their voices, and said, "Since all the sisters are so enthusiastic, I will reluctantly perform a magic trick for everyone and make a fool of myself."

"Wow~~ I didn't expect that the empress can do magic tricks! It's amazing!"

"I don't know what will happen to the empress?"

"I'm looking forward to it!"

Yun Mian stood up under the expectant eyes of everyone, picked up a jug and a wine glass, and walked to the center of the field.

"The magic that I am going to perform for you today is called the magic jug. Guess what kind of wine is in this jug?"

As soon as Yun Mian's words fell, the concubines lifted the jug in front of them and sniffed it.

Some are tea wine, some are jasmine wine, some are cherry wine, some are plum wine... There are all kinds of flavors.

I don't know what kind of wine is that jug in front of the empress?
"I guess it's Hantan incense."

"I guess it's Qiu Lubai."

"I guess rose apple wine."

"I guess it's mulberry wine."

……

All the concubines began to make guesses.

Yun Mian smiled faintly, looked at Queen Mother Xuan and asked, "Queen Mother, guess what kind of wine is in this jug?"

Empress Dowager Xuan thought for a while and said, "The Ai family guesses it's Zui Liuxia."

Yun Mian smiled but said nothing, turned her gaze to Xiao Zhan, and asked, "Then what kind of wine does Your Majesty think?"

Xiao Zhan naturally knew what kind of medicine was sold in the little fairy's gourd, but it was rare for the little fairy to be so elegant, so he naturally wanted to accompany her to the end.

"I guess it's rose dew." Xiao Zhan casually mentioned the name of the wine, after all, the little fairy has magic tricks, she can change whatever she wants, guessing is impossible.

"Well, everyone has guessed it, now I'm going to start pouring out the wine, let's see who can guess it right?"

Yun Mian poured a jug of wine from the jug, handed it to Xiao Zhan, and said, "Your Majesty, please taste, what kind of wine is it?"

Xiao Zhan took a sip from the wine glass and frowned, what is this?Why haven't I had a drink?
(End of this chapter)