My queen does not compete for favor

Chapter 261

"Hey... it's all caused by the calamity year!" The little old man Gu Qingcheng beat his chest and stamped his feet.

Wan Chengxiao wanted to laugh a little, but still made a sad expression, covered his face with a handkerchief and secretly smiled, shrugging his shoulders.

The family of the head of the household thought that the old couple had really suffered a lot. At such an advanced age, they had to leave their hometown to flee famine. No wonder the old woman was crying like this.The mother-in-law of the head of the household comforted: "Old sister, don't be sad, it will be fine when you get here. A little further ahead is Lu'an! There, with the blessing of the gods, there will be rain every month, and there will be no more rain. There will be your bitterness of not dripping water for half a year!"

"Really? That's really... that's great..." Wan Chengxiao said hoarsely, making the voice of an old lady choked up.He also pretended to wipe the corners of his eyes with a handkerchief.

Gu Qingcheng hurriedly pulled the wife of the head of the household and asked: "Sister, is your god really effective? We also have the Dragon King Temple, but it is useless after worshiping for a long time. Even life sacrifices have been used, but there is still no water. Later, the village A distant relative of Er Lengzi sent a letter, saying that there is a god here. Where is the blessing of the gods!"

When Wan Qixiao heard that Gu Qingcheng had compared rain to peeing so crudely, the corners of his mouth twitched in laughter.So in order not to show his feet, he buried his head in the handkerchief and "fake crying".

"The god here is not the Dragon Lord." The head of the household seemed to have scruples and didn't want to say it at first, but Gu Qingcheng's vulgar metaphor really made people want to laugh, so he interrupted.He glanced at the window and the door, lowered his voice and said to Gu Qingcheng: "That is a divine religion."

Gu Qingcheng and Wan Qixiao looked at each other.

Gu Qingcheng continued to make jokes, but the head of the household refused to say anything more.He said that they would know when they went to Lu'an, and he would be punished by God if he said too much at this time.In the end, Gu Qingcheng and Wan Qixiao had no choice but to give up, and went to the guest room moved out of the host's house to sleep after enjoying the cool air.

In the early morning of the next day, Gu Qingcheng insisted on giving some money to the master's family, drove the bullock cart full of furniture, and took Wan Qixiao to Lu'an.

Before entering Lu'an City, Gu Qingcheng and Wan Qixiao disguised themselves again.This time they transformed into a pair of immortals, the handsome man and the pretty woman, one is a handsome young man, and the other is a fairy in the world.The two rented a luxurious carriage and entered Lu'an City, but Gu Qingcheng did not immediately start to find out about the deeds of the God Sect, but after driving around the city in the carriage, he hired a local to be his assistant. Guide, take them to play the fairy city of this dry land oasis.

Although Wan Qixiao didn't know why, he also cooperated with him in flirting and scolding, and traveled every inch of Lu'an.Whenever he went to a place, Gu Qingcheng would get out of the car and take a walk to get a breath of fresh air, and from time to time he would destroy the environment and carve the words XX here for a visit on the tree as a souvenir.This made Wan Chengxiao feel speechless.

After swimming for more than ten days in a row, Wan Chengxiao keenly discovered that they were being followed.She arched against Gu Qingcheng in the car, and Gu Qingcheng nodded to show that he knew.Wan Chengxiao still wanted to speak, but Gu Qingcheng grabbed her and whispered in her ear amidst her exclamation: "Fake death tomorrow and go to the city instead."

Wan Chengxiao's ears trembled, his face blushed and he immediately became quiet, nodding obediently in response.He stuck so close to her just now, and she was a little nervous.

Seeing her pretending to be obedient, Gu Qingcheng felt evil.He is also a good master of ventriloquism. He pressed the side of his throat, imitating the voice of the girl played by Wan Chengxiao, panting: "Uh...uh...ah, you are so bad!"

Wan Chengxiao froze for a moment, then blushed suddenly.This guy is molesting her, molesting her, molesting her, molesting her!

However, Wan Chengxiao was also unwilling to admit defeat. With her hands on her throat, she uttered the male voice played by Gu Qingcheng: "Ah! It's about to be broken, it's about to be broken! Ladies, loosen your feet, or you'll be a eunuch! I know I'm wrong!" ! Ah no..." The screams were earth-shattering, and even the driver and tour guide outside couldn't help asking: "Xiao Xianggong, are you all right? Do you want to call the doctor?"

In the carriage, Wan Qixiao raised his eyebrows and gave Gu Qingcheng a provocative look.

Gu Qingcheng couldn't laugh or cry.How did he get into trouble with such a narrow-minded woman who must be vengeful?
Sure enough, when getting off the carriage, both the coachman and the tour guide stared at Gu Qingcheng with weird expressions, as if they saw through the little bird behind his fabric that it was trampled, crushed and rotten.

Gu Qingcheng fled while dragging Wan Qixiao to escape.

In the evening, Gu Qingcheng settled the tour guide's account, expressed that he was going to leave, and gave a reward of ten taels of silver. Gu Qingcheng couldn't laugh or cry.The two stayed overnight in the inn, and left early the next morning in a carriage.

Not long after leaving Lu'an, he was robbed by bandits.When the bandits were shouting for robbery outside, Gu Qingcheng glanced at Wan Qixiao and said softly, "Here we come."

Both of them knew in their hearts that this group of people were not bandits, but a certain god sect who used the name of bandits to do things easily.They are patrolling around with great fanfare these days, nothing more than to attract the attention of a certain god religion, and then test how deep their roots are.From this point of view, this group of divine religions is still in its infancy, so it has high requirements for concealment. Even if they know that they have not detected anything important, they still choose to destroy them just in case.

In this way, it shouldn't be too difficult to eradicate this budding divine religion.Gu Qingcheng waited for the opportunity, and when the coachman was so frightened that he rolled out of the car and ran away in a hurry, when the footsteps of the bandits were getting closer, Gu Qingcheng raised his hand and shot a silver needle into the horse's ass.The horse was in pain, and the man stood up, and rushed out frantically with a neigh, without direction.

The out-of-control carriage was on a rampage, and with a "boom", the carriage carriage slammed into the boulder on the side of the road, smashing and splashing countless sawdust.The steed was dizzy from the shock, then shook its head and ran wildly again, stepping over a bandit, and the horse's hooves flew away quickly.

Seeing that the prey was about to escape from hunting, the leader calmly took out his bow, lit a pine oil rocket, and shot the arrow "swish" onto the carriage.Only then did I see that the carriage had obviously been tampered with last night, and a large amount of fuel had been poured over it. As soon as the rocket went up, it immediately burned into a raging fire with a crackling sound, turning into a raging fire. It turned into a carriage fireball and was neighed by the horses and ran away.

"Let's go." The leading bandit boss gave a sinister smile, and left with a group of well-trained bandits on horseback.Two heads poked out slowly from behind the big rock on the roadside.

(End of this chapter)