Become a child so heartbroken

Chapter 86

"Old Zhuang, I know this is ridiculous, but... instead of letting you see it tomorrow morning, it is better to let you see it now. Let me tell you the truth, I am Miss Tang who is on a blind date with you, your school girl Tang Tang. Because of a In an accident, I turned into a child, and then I saw your abs by mistake, so I could change back. But your abs don’t last long, you can only last for two hours, and then I took a picture of you I carry photos of my abs on my body and maintain them by looking at photos during the day. But just now when I went to the bathroom...the photos of my abs fell into the toilet! I...can't turn back into an adult..."

Zhuang Weifan found that the little fat girl's ability to tell stories is getting better and better!

The farmhouse’s toilet is in the pigsty. Tangtang got up to go to the toilet just now and took a picture of her abs. When she was looking at the picture, the sleeping pig in the pigsty suddenly jumped up and howled at her. The pig’s nose squeezed against the fence In the gap, horror was like a monster, but when she shook her hand...the photo fell into the toilet pit, where it was never returned.

After that, without any suspense, she turned back into a child.

She squatted in the pigpen and stared at the pigs for half an hour, and finally made a decision amidst the stench: confess to Zhuang Weifan.

Zhuang Weifan stared at her in a daze, and stretched out his hand to touch her forehead: "Tangtang, how did I teach you before? Children are not allowed to talk nonsense, you can make up stories, but you are not allowed to talk to Lao Zhuang."

He lifted the quilt and got out of bed, walked around the wooden partition and glanced at Miss Tang's bed, and found that there was no one on the bed.He turned around and asked Tangtang, "Where's your mother?"

Tangtang looked at him: "Old Zhuang, my mother is Madam Tang, Qin Keke."

"Tangtang, don't talk nonsense." Zhuang Weifan pinched his temples, thinking, Miss Tang must have taught Xiaotangtang to say these words!
It's outrageous to teach your daughter like this!

Zhuang Weifan guessed: "Did your Uncle Xiao bring you here?" Xiao Yulin must have brought the little fat girl here in the middle of the night.

Even if Tangtang denied it and tried to explain it, he didn't believe a word.How could there be such absurd things in the world?Xiao Yulin must have brought her here.

He put on his clothes and knocked on the door of the proprietress. The proprietress rubbed her sleepy eyes and looked at him: "What's wrong?"

Zhuang Weifan asked the proprietress: "Did a new customer come just now?"

The proprietress yawned: "Today Daoxiang Village only welcomes you, and no one else will welcome you. How can there be new guests?"

After returning from the proprietress, Tang Tang Duan was sitting on the bed.He glanced at the little chubby girl, and muttered, "Those two people never act according to common sense. They must have left Daoxiang Village after throwing you here. Forget it, Tangtang, it's getting late, you go to bed first." , and the rest will be discussed tomorrow.”

He really couldn't understand that Miss Tang, who clearly looked like an idiot who "liked him", but was very ambiguous with Xiao Yulin.

Oh, what an irony!The more Zhuang Weifan thought about it, the more unhappy he became. He really wanted to catch that woman and give him a good reprimand. Being so irresponsible as a "mother" really... really pissed him off!
Zhuang Weifan carried Tangtang back to the bed in the partition, covered her with a quilt, and comforted her: "You go to bed first, and we will talk about tomorrow's affairs tomorrow. If it really doesn't work, I will tell Mrs. Tang frankly tomorrow that you are their granddaughter." .”

Previously, he was jealous of Miss Tang because of Xiao Tangtang, but this time, he must get back an upright identity for Xiao Tangtang.

Having said so much, Zhuang Weifan didn't believe it!Tangtang was a little frustrated, didn't he see the slightest clue recently?
Tangtang pulled his sleeve and wanted to continue explaining, but Zhuang Weifan interrupted her sharply: "Sleep, children are not allowed to talk nonsense!"

Under the light, Zhuang Weifan's face was very gloomy, and she withdrew her hand in fright.It seems... Lao Zhuang is angry?She has told the truth, if he doesn't believe it, what can she do?Really... He was so anxious to death!

Tangtang really wanted to pounce on him and take off his clothes, and transform himself on the spot for him to see!But this idea was quickly rejected by her, maybe she was grabbed by him and spanked before she took off his clothes?
After Tangtang settled down, Zhuang Weifan was a little thirsty, so he went to the kitchen to find water.The farm kitchen was dark and tight, but none of the dozen or so kettles had water in it; he simply picked up the gourd ladle, scooped a ladle full of well water, and poured it down his burning throat.

A big gulp of water quenched his anger, and the cold water made him much happier.When he got back to bed, he realized that there was a lot of water on his pajamas.

Zhuang Weifan didn't bother to get his pajamas again, so he turned off the light, took it off, and got into bed naked.

The bedroom fell into darkness again, and neither of them felt sleepy while lying on the bed.Until three o'clock in the morning, one big and one small finally couldn't resist, closed their eyes and fell asleep.

At around five o'clock in the morning, Zhuang Weifan felt his bed shaking and reached out to turn on the light. The light bulb above his head was dangling from the light wire.
He quickly realized that it was an earthquake, and he didn't care about putting on his clothes. He lifted the quilt and went to the ground barefoot, bypassed the wooden partition, picked up Tangtang on the bed and ran out.

In the early morning earthquake, the proprietress took care of the people in the front yard, and hurried over to see them living in the back yard.I didn't expect to walk halfway and saw such a beautiful scene:
Handsome Zhuang was wearing pajama pants, with his upper body naked, carrying a graceful woman in white pajamas on his shoulders, standing motionless beside the smelly ditch.The bright moonlight above his head shone on handsome Zhuang, as if it had coated him with a layer of golden light of honor.

O mighty hero!Run naked with your princess!Roar!
(End of this chapter)