Mission system is a bit skinny

Chapter 522 Fooling Chen Xuanzang

"Boy, you've been watching it for almost a quarter of an hour, and you like watching monkeys so much, buy me a peach." The divine monkey lying on its stomach suddenly made a sound, and said to Lin Qianjun.

At this moment, Lin Qianjun couldn't help but sigh with emotion about the methods of those chess players.

What is killing monkeys and killing hearts, isn't that what it is?
"Okay." Lin Qianjun nodded.

I scanned the payment code on the side with the payment watch, and immediately bought ten spirit peaches worth 1 yuan.

The next moment, ten peaches filled with aura fell from the side and were placed in the funnel beside the monkey.

As long as it wants to eat, press the button and one will drop.

"Yo, it's still a big money!" The god monkey said in surprise, and immediately pressed the button, caught the fallen spirit peach and ate it.

It seems to have accepted such a fate, and is even taking the initiative to please tourists and ask for rewards.

Although this situation is still very humiliating, at least it is much better than drinking copper juice and eating iron pills.

"Do you want to go out?" Lin Qianjun asked.

"Guess who is the first one to say that to me?" The divine monkey said to Lin Qianjun expressionlessly while eating the peaches, "I don't understand why you guys want to rescue me so much, and I don't understand why you want to rescue me. Where did I come from admiration and love, but if I make a mistake, I have to accept punishment, which is understandable.

After a while, a monk named Tang Sanzang should rescue me. As long as I go to the Lingshan Mountain in Hezhou, Xiniu, I will be able to work in a public institution.

My old grandson's ears are almost calloused from the story of learning scriptures from the west. You can become a Buddha by paddling water. This is not difficult to accept, and you don't need to worry about it.

Let’s go when you’ve met your idol, I wish you a happy life! ! ! "

Lin Qianjun was amused by the monkey's words.

Obviously, it has matured a lot and learned a lot during the 500 years of being suppressed.

It buried its own rebelliousness deep in the bottom of its heart, and now it may not feel difficult to face the thousand miles.

Lin Qianjun waved his hand and said, "Goodbye."

Immediately, Lin Qianjun turned around and left.

The god monkey stared at Lin Qianjun's leaving back, with thoughtful emotions in his eyes.

the other side.

Lin Qianjun left Liangjie Mountain and returned directly to Datang Kingdom.

Now that the god monkey is like this, he thinks it's a good idea to go and see that monk again, if possible, it's not impossible to use his hands to get involved in this game.

In the Tang Dynasty, Chen Xuanzang's reputation was quite loud.

Players have spread his story to everyone.

Everyone knew that he was the reincarnation of the Buddha's disciple, and that one day in the future he would receive the cassock bestowed by Avalokitesvara, and he would go to Lingshan with the task of learning Buddhist scriptures from the west.

Because the scope of spread is a bit wide, and the strangeness of the player's inhumanity is worth talking about.

So even Chen Xuanzang himself thought so, and Emperor Tang was fooled by the determined players.

So even though Chen Xuanzang did not have the slightest magic power in his practice, he still became the younger brother of the current Emperor Tang, and even presided over dozens of famous water and land pujas when he was only 20 years old. The presiding abbot of the temple is a well-known eminent monk.

It can be said that he gained fame at a young age.

But the only problem is that, as a very famous eminent monk, apart from being able to recite some scriptures, he doesn't have any powerful mysterious methods.

When the rest of the monks read a scripture, they will more or less gather two golden lotuses with mana to show their strengths. What's more, they can directly cleanse the hearts of others and heal their bodies.

However, the sound of Chen Xuanzang's chanting will only make people sleepy and even noisy.

This is completely inconsistent with his title of eminent monk.

If it were not for Tang Huang and other people who endorsed him, no one would believe that he is special.

In fact, to this day, Chen Xuanzang himself has some doubts, whether those strangers have identified the wrong person.

It's a pity that he can't get off the tiger, and the fake must be taken as real, otherwise he feels that he will die a good death.

Nested in the meditation room, Chen Xuanzang couldn't help frowning as he looked at the golden body of Buddha in front of him.

Logically speaking, the 500 years should have come, but why hasn't the Bodhisattva come to him yet?
He is 25 years old, and after a period of time, his energy and blood will decline, how can he go to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures?
I'm afraid I can't even walk.

It's a pity that he has a special physique, and his cultivation doesn't work. How much panacea he takes is leaked. Otherwise, with the enthusiasm of those strange people, he can exchange a strand of hair for a body with a celestial spirit, so why worry about Shouyuan?
"I can see that you seem a little confused?"

Lin Qianjun appeared behind Chen Xuanzang, and said calmly.

Chen Xuanzang shuddered, and immediately turned around and said, "Benefactor, I know you people don't take the usual path, but can you knock on the door before coming here?"

"Sorry, how about I go out and knock on the door before coming in?" Lin Qianjun said.

"Forget it, here is my physical examination certificate in the Datang laboratory, here is my soul gene analysis certificate, cultivation talent test certificate, and my elixir absorption reaction data." Before Lin Qianjun could ask, Chen Xuanzang took out his robe A large stack of proof materials came out, and then he said: "Benefactor, Tang Monk flesh really can't live forever, and it can't increase cultivation. This is just a rumor. You should read more Tang news. It's scientific now. World, besides, cannibalism is really unethical."

Lin Qianjun looked at Tang Seng with three points of sympathy in his eyes, allowing him to carry so many things with him, obviously the player tortured him enough.

"I'm not here to eat Tang Monk's meat, don't worry." Lin Qianjun said.

When Chen Xuanzang heard the words, his eyes suddenly became strange.

Among the aliens who came to him in this way, if they weren't for eating his flesh, they must be coveting his beauty.

I don't know who advertised that he was the most beautiful monk in the Tang Dynasty, but from time to time some female benefactors would come to him to return to the secular life.

Some of the female benefactors are really beautiful, charming and lovely. If it weren't for the tenacity of his Buddha's heart, I'm afraid he would have been moved already.

And if it's just female benefactors, that's fine. The problem is that some male benefactors also come to join in the fun, and those strangers among them are especially enthusiastic.

Coupled with their strange methods, Chen Xuanzang almost lost his innocence several times, so that now he must be under surveillance when he goes to the bathroom.

"Benefactor, my meditation room is monitored. You can't mess around. There are a few golden arhats in our Ci'en Temple." Chen Xuanzang looked at Lin Qianjun timidly and said.

Lin Qianjun covered his forehead with his hand, and his heart was full of endless waves.

He really didn't know how to complain about this style of painting.

Lin Qianjun took a deep breath and said: "Mr. Chen, you have misunderstood. First of all, I have no idea of ​​eating Tang monk meat, nor do I have any special thoughts about you. I came here just to take you to the West to learn scriptures. "

"This gentleman? Are you the envoy of the Bodhisattva?" Chen Xuanzang asked suspiciously.

Lin Qianjun thought for a while, and then replied, "You can understand it this way."

Chen Xuanzang said: "I'm not doubting you, sir. The main reason is that there have been a lot of related fraud cases recently. I wonder if you can show the certificate given to you by the Bodhisattva? If possible, it is best to have a video call between the Bodhisattva and the poor monk." , or take me to Nanhai Purple Bamboo Forest to meet her old man."

Lin Qianjun raised his eyebrows, this monk is quite aware of deception.

With a thought in his mind, Lin Qianjun directly sent a voice transmission to Chen Xuanzang, "Chen Xuanzang, now that things have happened, do you still believe that the Bodhisattva will come to you?"

Hearing the sound, Chen Xuanzang's face remained unchanged, but there were already countless waves churning in his heart.

In fact, he himself has long felt that he is not the person the Bodhisattva is looking for. After all, so many things have proved that he is a complete mortal waste.

And even today he has not waited for the Bodhisattva to give him a novice suit. It is obvious that those strangers and Emperor Tang must have made a mistake.

But the problem is that he can't get off the tiger.

How would he live if he was exposed?
"Don't speak nonsense, benefactor, it's just that the time has not come yet." Chen Xuanzang responded in his heart.

"Others don't know, don't you yourself? I'll give you a chance now. I'll take you to Mount Liangjie, take off the Buddhist stickers for the god monkey, and then do the fake show for real. Go to the Western Paradise to learn Buddhist scriptures. I will protect you all the way." I will guide you until you succeed in learning the scriptures, as long as you borrow the scriptures and lend me a look." Lin Qianjun said via voice transmission.

"The benefactor was joking. Someone once took me to the place where the Buddha posted to try, but I couldn't remove it at all. It seems that the time limit for the divine monkey's punishment is not enough, and the day to learn the scriptures has not come." Chen Xuanzang responded heartily.

Lin Qianjun saw that Chen Xuanzang was moved, but he didn't believe it because he didn't have the corresponding chips.

Otherwise, why did Chen Xuanzang respond to him in this way, and just call the Arhat of the Ci'en Temple.

"I have a way to take off the Buddha stickers. You can just walk with me. If you can't take it off, you can make a decision at that time." Lin Qianjun said via voice transmission.

It's just a Buddha sticker, Lin Qianjun only needs to use his ideal power to change the settings, and he can take it off easily, it doesn't need to be so troublesome at all.

"Amitabha, it seems that the benefactor is indeed a messenger sent by the Bodhisattva." At this time, Chen Xuanzang seemed to have enlightenment in his eyes, and said with emotion.

He looks like this, obviously for outsiders to see.

After so many years, Chen Xuanzang has learned nothing else, but in terms of acting, he can be said to be proficient.

Lin Qianjun nodded calmly, and said, "Master Xuanzang, in a few days I will go to Liangjie Mountain to uncover the Buddhist stickers, and then lead the monkey back to Chang'an to invite the Emperor Tang. What do you think?"

"Then I will trouble the emissary." Chen Xuanzang nodded.

Afterwards, Chen Xuanzang used the smart communicator to inform the four golden arhats of Ci'en Temple to wear a series of equipment such as the Buddhist light Purdue cassock, the shoes of the monk who traveled thousands of miles, the crown of Prajna five Buddhas, and the Zen staff of enlightenment, which he customized from the players. He set off with Lin Qianjun and went to Liangjie Mountain.

To be honest, with Chen Xuanzang's set of equipment and four LV90 golden arhats, Lin Qianjun felt that he could actually retrieve the scriptures with or without the monkey.

The news of the departure of the few people was not concealed, but this was not the first time Chen Xuanzang went to Liangjie Mountain to try to uncover the Buddhist stickers, so it did not alarm too many people.

Players and most people think that Chen Xuanzang will still fail. After all, Guanyin Bodhisattva did not come to give novice equipment. Chen Xuanzang successfully uncovered the Buddha stickers in this way, which obviously does not conform to the legend.

Of course, the premise is that there is no Lin Qianjun in it.

(End of this chapter)