The cute king in super god

Chapter 15 Fanwai【Daily life of Qiangdi in previous life】

Chapter 15 Fanwai【Daily life of Qiangdi in previous life】

The sun was like a charm, and the blazing light was scorching the earth. Although the people on the ground were very hot, it was not the time to complain.

People are fighting for their own small and arduous goals. Even in hot weather, they can't stop them, because they need food.

In a high school in Shacheng, a scene of silence is unfolding. The playground and school were originally quiet for a second.

In an instant, the mouth was full of people, and they rushed towards their target like zombies coming out of cages.

"Don't block me! I'm hungry for three classes!"

"There are chicken legs at noon today!"

"I'm not going, the school food is really fucking Ji, Ba is not good!"

In class 178 of the second year of high school, there was such a scene. A group of students rushed to the cafeteria to eat like wolves and tigers, but five students were slowly going downstairs at the crossing of the stairs.

The two chubby guys are named 'Zheng Zhixin' and 'Zhao Xiaorui', the other is a study committee member 'Qiang Di' who wears glasses, 'Xu Chao' who has moles on his face and is pro-acne, and their buddy 'Zhong Haifan'.

The five of them are well-known in the class for their high-low learning, because three of them have poor grades, and the other two are top students in the class.

The protagonist, Qiang Di, has won the first place in the grade for three consecutive years. He is a physics committee member and a study committee member in the class. He wears glasses for study reasons, and his appearance has been sealed by the glasses since then.

My friend Xu Chao, although he has a lot of moles and pimples on his face, it doesn't affect his appearance. Like Qiang Di, he is a class leader.

Although Zheng Zhixin, Zhao Xiaorui and Zhong Haifan did not have good grades, they not only know how to tell jokes, but also play games well.

They have a place in the Zaan district of LOL. It can be said that in the entire school, no one can beat one of them in typing on a computer.

Seven years in Zuan, the family tree is sound!
That's not a joke, and the Qiang flute is the most important thing.

E-sports Chopin, one spray nine injuries.

Don't stop the keyboard, don't stop ascending to heaven!
This is the prestige and respect others have for him, Shacheng's No. 178 Wenqu star, [-] Beethoven!
Everyone in the school had to call out Brother Di's existence when they saw him.

"Let's go back to the dormitory. I still have half a box of instant noodles at my place. Let's make do with it. Anyway, the monthly leave is less than two days away. The half box of instant noodles should be able to survive the two days!"

Foodie Zhao Xiaorui excitedly turned around and suggested.

"Okay, just enough for me to master the promotion!"

Qiang flute doesn't matter, it's the same anyway, and it can save a little time for qualifying.

At present, he is already in the king rank in Zaun, and now he is fighting for the master division on the top of the canyon, and he is only two points away from the master rank.

You said it was a coincidence, the distance of two points is sometimes really indifferent, but it is the distance of two points that makes people the most annoying.

"Yangliu...do you want us to take you?" Zhong Haifan waved in front of Qiangdi with a teasing smile.

"You got a B, I'm called Qiang Di, the verse: Why should Qiang Di blame the Qiang Di in the willows! If you are deliberately calling the wrong one, you can take the monthly exam!"

Because of Qiangdi's name, it is often used as a topic of ridicule by friends and classmates, and those girls annoy him the most.

He kept chanting "Why are you blaming Yangliu?" in front of him every now and then, making him look like a heartbroken man.

Gradually, it made him very disgusted with this line of verse.

"Don't mind! Will we share points later?" Seeing that Qiang Di was really angry, Zhong Haifan quickly stepped forward and said with a smile.

"Let's talk after you have the number on the top of the canyon!" Qiang Di replied lightly and opened the door of the dormitory.

"There are so many platforms for renting an account. Isn't it enough to just rent an account on the top of the canyon to play?"

It's true that Zhong Haifan doesn't have an account on the top of the canyon, but the network is so developed, wouldn't it be enough to rent one on the platform for a little money?

"Hehe, I don't have time to wait for you to rent it, I'll drive it!"

Qiang Di sat in front of his computer, shook the mouse, the screen lit up, and then opened the League of Legends.

And his ID is called 'Hunter'. As the name suggests, he seems to have a little too much confidence in his cooking skills.

"Okay, okay, I'm going to watch a short movie, don't bother me!"

"Pooh!"

Qiang Di took a small sip at Zhong Haifan in disgust.

You are such a grown-up person, do you still play handjob?The pretty girl is right there, don't you know what to chase after?
"Hey... just kidding, do you think I'm that kind of person?"

Zhong Haifan let out a cheap laugh and lay back on the bed to watch the video. Suddenly he realized that there were only the two of them.

The other three are gone!
"Did you see those three fools?"

"no!"

Qiang Di shook his head, and selected Akali with the mouse!

boom--
The door was opened, and the three people came in talking and laughing, and they kept muttering: "Is Zeus that powerful? Find time for the three of us to cross over and hack him to death."

"can!"

"Cow batch!"

Showing Zhong Haifan a dazed look, seeing them approaching, there was still a bit of obscenity and a joking feeling on their faces.

"What are you talking about? What Zeus?"

"Does Venus know?"

Zhao Xiaorui did not answer Zhong Haifan's question, but asked Zhong Haifan himself.

"I know!"

That is the goddess of love in ancient Greek mythology, how could he not know?
"My wife!"

"what?"

Zhong Haifan was stunned for a moment, Venus is your wife, you must be joking!

"That's why Zeus is greedy for the beauty of my wife Venus, and plotted against my wife several times, so I have the intention to kill him!"

Zhao Xiaorui continued to talk nonchalantly without blushing, completely fooling Zhong Haifan.

"That's right, Zeus, that old dog, damn, still covets my wife Athena's demeanor! Is that something he can spy on?"

Xu Chao came to Zhong Haifan's left, and then Zhao Xiaorui's words continued.

"Huh? Athena is your wife?"

Zhong Haifan finally understands, and these guys who dare to love are there to flirt with other goddesses.

"No! Don't you believe it?"

"...You guys are too arrogant!"

Zhong Haifan was successfully laughed at by them.

"Hey! I haven't mentioned my wife yet!" Zheng Zhixin said hastily.

"Then who is your wife?"

Zhong Haifan was so amused by them that he just laughed, it was so interesting to talk to these teasers.

"Have you heard of Chang'e?"

"Are you Zhu Bajie?"

"Zhu Bajie is a JI, BA, he is just like those sluts like Zeus, he is greedy for my wife's beauty!" Zheng Zhixin immediately said with his two like-minded brothers: "After finishing solving Zeus, then go to solve Zhu Bajie?"

"OK!"

"no problem!"

Zhao Xiaorui and Xu Chao agreed again and again.

"I also want to pamper my concubines, the Seven Fairies. They insisted that they liked me at the beginning. Am I that kind of person? How could I do something wrong to Venus! So I took them as concubines! When the time comes After solving the matter of Zeus, I will help you solve Zhu Bajie!" Zhao Xiaorui nodded and said seriously.

To be honest, Zhong Haifan almost did it.

If it is said that this bragging is against the law, this group of people is already guilty of heinous crimes.

clang clang clang-
Suddenly, there were bursts of keyboard sounds in their ears.

They all knew that this was Beethoven in Beijing reciting poems and looking back at the Qiang flute.

Sure enough, the black screen on the computer represents the death of the hero, and his record is quite luxurious, 15/3/5.

The head ratio of ten people is 19 to 20!

Generally speaking, the head ratio gap between the two sides is not that big, the big difference is the strength and economic gap of individual heroes.

Qiangdi's Akali's economy is more than 2500 higher than that of the opposite top manager's crocodile, and all 20 heads of the team are related to him.

But he still couldn't lead his teammates, which caused some changes in his mentality.

Akali: [What's going on down the road?Did you send so many? 】

Ezreal: 【Your fucking name is J Ba Mao】

It doesn't matter if he doesn't reply, as soon as he replies to Qiang Di, he will explode completely!
[Are you mentally handicapped? 】

[It is said that your M is dead, are you not convinced? 】

[Such a good head can't beat you? 】

[Play your fucking ADC! 】

[If you can't beat you, you're so reckless! 】

[Sima things!Say you M is dead, do you deserve it? 】

【I never say dirty words to people】

【But you admit that you are not human】

[I feel that you hang up the phone better than you play, you shouldn't have those hands]

[Discuss with your mother, let's remake it]

【Sorry, I forgot that you don't have a mother】

[My house has recently been renovated, do you want to borrow the ashes from your ancestral grave to paint the walls for me? 】

Ezreal: 【Your s-pen! 】

The player who played Ezreal was not convinced. He was scolded by this person as fast as you swiped the screen, and he even greeted the whole family.

I was really unconvinced in my heart, but my typing speed was not as fast as others.

Every time she basically swears by herself, this Akali has already sent out dozens of words in return.

And no matter which swearword it is, there is a space bar to separate it, even if the other party uses the space bar, they can far surpass themselves.

In order not to be upset, the Ezreal player could only silently block the Qiang flute.

"E-sports Chopin, key spit fragrance!"

"Wenqu descends to earth, idlers avoid it!"

"So wet, so wet!"

A few people were immediately impressed by Qiangdi's super fast typing speed, after all, the position of the study committee member is there, you have to obey.

"Do you know Medusa in "Fights Break Sphere"?" Xu Chao brought the topic back to their bragging.

After seeing several people nodding their heads, they continued: "That's my maid! I remember the last time they led the beautiful snake-man to dance in the bath for me to see. The dance floor was full of delicious drinks. Her Medusa was there Rub my shoulders and beat my back next to me, and if I am thirsty, I can take a sip of snake wine from a cup in the pool full of beauties!"

Xu Chao directly talked about Medusa in "Fights Break Sphere" this time, and the shameless words he said really made people dumbfounded.

"Can play!"

"Too good at playing!"

"Then do you know Angel Nebula?"

Zhong Haifan also had to join in, and talked about the Super Seminary in Guoman.

"Let me tell you, Angel Yan is mine!" Zhao Xiaorui said directly.

"You go eat farts, Angel Yan is yours? You don't even look at your physique! Angel Yan was still sleeping on my bed yesterday!" Zheng Zhixin yelled at him.

"Of course, I don't want Angel Yan, but the three kings are mine. If you dare to touch them, I will never end with you!" Zhong Haifan continued with a chuckle.

Seeing that they were all vying for Angel Yan, Zhong Haifan decisively gave up Angel Yan.

"You are only worthy of smelling the fart of my god Karl!"

Xu Chao roared angrily.

"You god Karl can only fart!"

The other three attacked him alone.

"I know! You must be jealous! I understand that it will be uncomfortable for a while!"

Zhong Haifan also assimilated with them, saying very shamelessly.

"I can't even lose... This game is too boring!"

Because Qiang Di scolded his teammates, his mentality changed slightly, and the opponent began to overtake them.

Ezreal also began to give away heads as a means of revenge.

But at any rate, the other teammates were strong, and they beat the dragon in 21 minutes and took away the opponent.

Slightly disappointed to see the four people giggling there, asked curiously: "What are you talking about? Brothers are so excited?"

"Come, come, let's brag together, it's so fast to polish the time, and you'll finish a game in less than a while!"

Zhao Xiaorui opened his mouth and invited Qiang Di to join in.

"Less starts in 6 minutes, are you sure?"

Qiang Di turned off the computer, adjusted the chair and asked back.

"Forget it, let's do it next time! Next time we will continue to discuss who will cross first!"

"I agree!"

"Ok, deal!"

What an unpretentious day of singing and laughing, this is just a little fun for high school students.

……

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 In fact, this is just bragging between the author and his classmates. I thought it was more interesting at the time, so I wrote it down.

  If you like it, I will continue to update this kind of daily episodes in the future!

  
 
(End of this chapter)

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