Oops, there seems to be something wrong with my relationship routine

Chapter 44

Li Tao pinched Ah Cha, and after a while, he opened his eyes in a daze.

As soon as he saw Li Tao, he rolled his eyes and was about to lie dead again with a "crack". Fortunately, Li Tao shouted in time.

"Don't die, I'm not dead! Ah bah! Anyway, keep your eyes open, if I'm a ghost, how can there be a shadow?"

Li Tao turned his body sideways, allowing Ah Cha to see his back stretched long and narrow by the setting sun.

"Huhuhu~"

Ah Cha was panting heavily, and he stared at Li Tao for a long time before he was sure it wasn't a ghost.

"No, I heard that Tibetan mastiff's ferocious cry last night, you should have been dismembered..."

"Cruel?"

Li Tao thought of those two furry cuties in his mind, and he didn't think it was cruel at all.

"That's right! I thought you were dead, so I went to the exam alone!"

Li Tao's face was instantly covered with black lines: "You are really inhuman, you are really not a thing."

Ah Cha waved his hand, not paying any attention to Li Tao's ridicule.

"But don't worry, brother, I'm definitely not a little higher than you, and we both have to continue living in this kennel."

"You wake me up, am I the last one?"

Ah Cha lowered her head and pondered for a while: "That's not necessarily true, but it's not much better."

"Let's talk about the knowledge quiz just completed. From international politics, financial capital, to climate and geography, the program codes are messy. These are common questions, and there are rush-answer questions later, which are even more unpopular knowledge. It is worthy of the college entrance examination. Yes, I really admire it."

Li Tao was dumbfounded, so his grades were indeed mediocre.

"Then let's talk about the last game. This morning, you didn't see it. During the physical test, I heard that you didn't come to participate. Zhang Song's face!"

Li Tao's eyes flickered, Zhang Song and him had a feud, sooner or later they had to make a clean break.

"If you were here, you probably wouldn't be much better than me. It's not just because of your injuries. There are too many monsters."

Anyway, Li Tao felt that he could not change his ranking. Whether he went to the last test at night or not, he probably had to be in the D class, so it didn't hurt to listen to Ah Cha's nonsense here.

"There is a guy named Xiao Ji. He seems to be a Taoist priest. A Taoist priest goes down the mountain to go to university. This is the protagonist in the novel. No one challenges his arena. The wealthy families seem to know his background. Only a few of his families are Farmers' students go up."

Seeing Li Tao sitting and listening carefully, Ah Cha worked even harder. He danced and danced to demonstrate:

"They should also be doing farm work every day at home, and they can tell by their physical strength, but that Xiao Ji just stepped on the ground, and the others were directly blown out of the ring by the blast."

Li Tao squinted his eyes and pondered for a while, and said with some emotion: "I heard from the master that there is an evildoer in Longhu Mountain, who claims to have learned the Tao at the age of six and knew the sky at twelve, and he has already mastered the mysteries."

"Is it so scary? Can a stag and horse hold him?"

Li Tao sighed and said, "It's a pity that he can only live to be 25 years old, and he can't change his fate..."

"Hey hey!"

Ah Cha stammered as if he saw something incredible, Li Tao followed the direction of his finger and looked over.

A man in a green shirt is holding a flute in his hand, guiding butterflies to dance among the flowers.

Ah Cha said excitedly: "He...he is that Xiao Ji!"

For a man of science and technology with weak limbs and muscles like Ah Cha, Taoist priests with unpredictable strength like Longhushan are of course the object of his fantasies from time to time.

Xiao Ji saw Li Tao and the two, and bowed to Li Tao modestly.

Ah Cha learned to be like a dog and returned one.

Li Tao shook his head amusedly, and walked towards Xiao Ji.

"Hello."

"Hello, Classmate Li."

"You know me?"

"I have been paying attention to what happened at the school gate yesterday, and you and I have a relationship."

Ah Cha kept whispering in Li Tao's ear about the reason why he couldn't live to be 25.

Li Tao pushed him away, glared at him to signal silence, then looked at Xiao Ji suspiciously: "Yuanyuan?"

The "Bawangtie" he often used is indeed one of the highest martial arts in Longhu Mountain, but other than that, he seems to have no contact with those Taoist priests.

Xiao Ji escorted a butterfly with broken wings with his flute, nodded and said: "18 years ago, my guardian rescued Li Manzi, and the way he saved her life was to draw her life and death with that paper marriage contract. with you."

Li Tao didn't believe in these metaphysics, including the masters Liu Renna found for him. Although they all praised Longhushan, they only praised martial arts, and disdained those metaphysical fates.

That's why Li Tao wasn't going to have a deep talk with him about the marriage contract, especially with Big Mouth Ah Cha by his side.

"Your Excellency is a romantic person. It seems that the results of the previous two assessments were very good."

"Romance and pessimism do not conflict. I am often negative, but I feel that life is beautiful, so my name is Xiao Jifei."

Ah Cha couldn't help asking: "My brother just said that you are 25...does it mean that God wants to take your life?"

Li Tao glared at him and said everything.

"For God, man's self-struggle and inability to extricate himself are the most interesting."

Ah Cha didn't figure out what it meant, so he could only praise: "They are all the same age, I feel that you are much more mature than me and Li Tao."

What Li Tao could say, he could only roll his eyes.

"Hehe, you can grow your own wings, so why use a ladder."

Xiao Ji led the butterfly to the right place, so he lost interest in staying longer, and gradually left after he chuckled.

"What a transparent person who sees everything in the world!"

Ah Cha dragged her cheeks and said adoringly.

Li Tao's eyes flickered, and he muttered so much that even Ah Cha couldn't hear clearly: "You're wrong, it's almost as if he's trying to turn the world upside down."

"Why can he only live to be 25? It's such a pity for such an outstanding person..."

Li Tao borrowed the most popular reason, and said softly: "Heaven is jealous."

"There are still two hours before the psychological evaluation, should we go have something to eat first?"

Ah Cha clutched her growling stomach and kept harassing Li Tao who was sitting on the ground thinking.

Li Tao is making plans for the coming days. In this school, he can have too little help. At this stage, there is only Qin Yueru alone.

And he wants to explore the secrets of his parents, which obviously involves very core information, which requires careful planning step by step.

"Alright, I have to bring some for them."

Li Tao got up and patted the dirt, followed Ah Cha to find food...

……

Chen Weichang couldn't help but bend over, humbly making him want to like it.

Liu Renna stepped on wine-red high heels and wore a waistcoat like a lady's, and followed behind him with some lack of interest.

Those people from the Deer Horse Council are really hard-nosed, no matter what Liu Renna does, they will kill her and not allow her to enter the school.

Fortunately, Chen Weichang found a way for her, but first, she had to be wronged to go to the school hospital to perform her duties first.

Chen Weichang was actually quite worried that Liu Renna would not be able to apply for the job, so he has been teaching her some basic knowledge of psychology along the way.

Although the threshold is low, you still have to know how to fool around.

But who is Liu Renna, she hated school since she was a child, Chen Weichang is like a crow, she wants to kill someone when she is so noisy.

"Can you just say a few words less! My Bao'er needs to know that there are other men who have been talking to him, so I can't chop you up!"

A chaste and martyr, an ultra-conservative woman Yoo In Na made a generous speech!
Chen Weichang shuddered, he was more afraid of Liu Renna than ordinary people, and his three colleagues.

Before, the four of them were drowned in the sea by Liu Renna and fed to the fish, so they were really close to dying.

This fear has been engraved in the bone.

Chen Weichang opened his mouth, he really didn't have the guts to continue, he could only pray with a wry smile.

The two had just walked into the school hospital, and Chen Weichang clearly felt that the atmosphere in the hospital was not right.

The dean looked preoccupied, he didn't sit in the office at all, but walked in the lobby on the first floor.

"Hey! Old Chen, are you here?"

"Dean, didn't I tell you to bring a relative to apply for a psychologist in our school hospital~"

Chen Weichang walked up to the dean, and whispered in an ambiguous tone: "When we were drinking last time, we made a deal, you put the water..."

"Psychologist!!!"

Who would have known, the dean looked at Liu Renna and suddenly let out a groundhog-like scream.

He ran to Liu Renna's side in small steps, his posture was humbler than that of Chen Weichang!

He only asked one question: "Excuse me, are you a psychiatrist?"

Yoo In Na shrugged, picked up her sunglasses, and said coolly, "No."

Chen Weichang covered his face, this young mistress really can't take care of her.

"Yes, that's great! The salary is up to you! Now you have been applied and can go straight to work!"

Chen Weichang was dumbfounded for a moment, was he hallucinating?
No, he suspects that the dean is hallucinating!

"Oh, I'm going to work now~"

Liu Renna still looked very reluctant, she felt that Li Tao now needs to use her warm body to solve his physiology.

"It won't be long, start at six o'clock, go up to eight o'clock... No! Go up to 07:30! After that, I will get off work. Do whatever you want!"

The dean's attitude is actually because the psychologists in the school hospital suddenly ran away collectively. There is no other reason. One student committed suicide. The students in this school are under too much pressure and often have to go to the psychology department to complain.

Gradually even this wave of psychiatrists were overwhelmed by the negative energy and had suicidal thoughts, so they disappeared as soon as they left.

As a result, the imminent freshman admission evaluation cannot be carried out. This is a serious dereliction of duty.

The council may directly remove the dean.

"This...you leave the freshmen's psychological evaluation to her alone?"

Chen Weichang looked at his old friend in disbelief.

The dean took him aside and explained everything.

"Tell me, what else can I do? In the worst case, she'll just fight casually. A momentary result doesn't mean anything. Gold always shines. Even if the trash happens to be in the position, it won't stay long."

This is the dean's consideration, in fact, it is indeed the case when you think about it normally.

Chen Weichang shook his head with a wry smile, he had a bad feeling, if Liu Renna held the power of scoring.

She can really do some jaw-dropping things...

(End of this chapter)