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Chapter 86 One of us will bleed tonight
Li Manzi buried herself in the water again, Li Tao couldn't just watch her drown herself.

But this time Li Manzi was determined to die. Li Tao was holding her arms, trying to pull her out.

Unexpectedly, this woman's skin is as smooth as suet. Li Tao just held her up to her shoulders to come out of the water. When she struggled hard, the friction between the two skins was lost.

Li Manzi sat back in the bathtub straight away, the white foam splashed out wet the tiled floor, Li Tao naturally lost his balance in an instant, leaned forward and fell into the bathtub.

When Li Manzi saw that her man was about to slip, she was extremely worried, and immediately pushed herself out of the water to catch Li Tao.

Pressing the beauty's delicate body, they fell into the water together.

Li Tao told him directly, it's over, it's over!
It was like this every time, and his premonition was right, every time it came to his welfare moment, disaster would strike at the same time.

"Squeak~"

The door of the bathroom was blown open by a gloomy cold wind. In this scorching September, the bathroom without the air conditioner instantly dropped to minus degrees Celsius.

Li Tao felt that the water in the bathtub had a faint tendency to freeze.

"Tread~step~"

When the familiar high heels came, Li Tao really didn't want to look up.

coming!

This cold and emotionless voice, so familiar, made Li Tao's hair stand on end.

He knew that hiding was impossible, so he could only bite the bullet and slowly raise his face, but he was still in the water tank, riding on Li Manzi's round thighs.

As soon as he raised his head, he put all his weight on the woman's thigh, which made Li Manzi unable to help but let out a moan of ecstasy.

"click~"

The liquid in the water tank had already frozen, and Li Tao felt that the blood flowing in his veins was about to freeze.

"Blood……"

Li Manzi suddenly opened her small mouth and looked at Li Tao stupidly.

"Blood?"

Li Tao wondered if Li Manzi was hallucinated by Aunt Liu's oppressive feeling.

It wasn't until the other party's small hand pressed against his upper lip and gently stroked it that Li Tao realized that he had a nosebleed through the red fingertips!
His gaze was sharp as a blade, Li Tao really realized it this time, he felt that the side of his face facing Aunt Liu was as hot as a knife.

Li Manzi didn't realize the danger yet, she rubbed Li Tao's nosebleed with her thumb and forefinger, and a mysterious drunken blush appeared on her little face:
"In our Two-dimensional, this means that the man is excited, and it is a sign that he is greedy for the woman's body. It turns out that my half-aged mistress is still beautiful."

"What kind of Two-dimensional are you?!!!"

Li Tao went crazy, didn't this woman notice the danger around her at all, she was still using this kind of language to provoke the volcano that was about to erupt!

"Clap clap~"

Liu Renna clapped her hands, gritted her teeth and said, "Greedy? Bao'er, you are indeed greedy, nosebleeds are not pleasing to the eye~"

"No no... Aunt Liu, you misunderstood."

"What a misunderstanding! You fucking stand up for me immediately! It's so cool to ride those meaty legs!"

"No, no..." Li Tao shook his little head like a rattle, stood up in a hurry, but accidentally slipped and sat down.

Li Manzi's groaning sound scared Li Tao's soul away, he didn't stand up anymore, and climbed directly from the bathtub to the floor in embarrassment.

"No, no! When I got up and changed in the morning, I didn't wear anything. I just walked around in front of your eyes for a long time, and I didn't see half a drop of nosebleed coming out of you!"

"You still give me blood! How dare you do it!"

Seeing the red stripes slipping out of Li Tao's nose again, Liu Renna wanted to kick it.

Taking a deep breath, Li Tao finally stopped the nosebleed. He stood up bitterly, not knowing how to explain it for a moment.

Before Li Tao could give a reasonable explanation, Liu Renna's expression was distorted. She raised her foot and directly kicked the tiled wall, picked a piece of it, and she was about to go over and wipe Li Manzi's neck.

"Oh, Aunt Liu, please don't! It's not possible, it's all a misunderstanding!"

Li Tao took a step to the left just to block the furious Liu Renna with his body. Just in case, Li Tao simply bent down and let Liu Renna ride upside down on his neck, and ran out of the bathroom with her on his shoulders.

"You just protect the pheasant outside? Pooh bison!"

Putting Liu Renna on the sofa, Li Tao sat directly on her lap, suppressing this ferocious woman.

"Aunt Liu, it's really not what you think. In fact, you found out that Mrs. Li was pretending to be a college student before, and she felt very inferior. She has been reluctant to go out, so I'm here to enlighten her."

"What the hell, I'm so mad!"

"No, she was hiding in the bathroom to cleanse her sins at first, and then I went to persuade her, but she committed suicide, so I had to save her. When I was fishing for her, I fell into it. It's a coincidence..."

Li Tao scratched his scalp, looking crazy like he was lying.

Liu Renna's expression also slowly exited the hideous state.

Taking a deep breath, Liu Renna calmed down slowly, she poked the tip of Li Tao's nose and said:

"Get off me and come home with me now. Tonight, you can choose your clothes. I can wear whatever I want, and I can wear whatever I want."

"But one thing, when do you have a nosebleed, when can you sleep."

Liu Renna's voice suddenly became an octave higher: "What if! I've changed all the fun things in my cabinet! You haven't had a nosebleed yet."

"Huh~"

Liu Renna sneered: "Then I can tell you, Bao'er, you are finished."

"It's not as simple as not being able to sleep, but it's about making me bleed tonight. I don't care about your fucking school rules. I can't go to school, I can't go to school!"

"One of us must bleed tonight!"

Pushing Li Tao away, Liu Renna walked out of Li Manzi's house angrily.

Li Tao looked at Xiangxue sitting on the shoe cabinet with big white legs rippling, and said hoarsely:

"Xiangxue, how could I not tell you! How the hell did you recruit my Aunt Liu!"

Li Tao was so wronged, his voice was crying: "I came here to help you enlighten the boss for free, you play with me like this? Are you human?"

Xiangxue jumped down from the shoe cabinet and trotted over barefoot:
"Don't cry, don't cry, you don't get paid for nothing. You went whoring for nothing on the spot. A single heroine bathing movie. Do you believe it or not? In the name of Mr. Li, the Millennium and Four Beauty bid [-] million and someone bought it?"

Li Tao could only insist: "I won't buy it!"

"That's right, of course it doesn't cost money to see a wife~"

Li Tao: "..."

"But...you really have a nosebleed? Why don't you see mine? It makes me a little petty~" Xiangxue poked the tip of Li Tao's nose and asked a little annoyed.

"Go away!"

Pushing Xiangxue away, Li Tao walked out sobbing silently, the sound of closing the door was quite loud.

Xiangxue shrugged, put on her slippers and walked towards the bathroom.

Li Manzi sat alone in the bathtub with half of the water missing, her little face was still flushed, and she looked at the red liquid on her fingers with silly joy from time to time.

"My boss, now you know how defiant you two are. I can't compare with Liu Renna together~"

Li Manzi pouted her lips a little arrogantly: "The two of you together are indeed not as old as me."

Seeing Li Manzi showing such a posture, Xiangxue finally felt peace of mind in her eyes.

……

At 01:30 in the morning, the moon and stars are sparse.

On the pipe outside the residential building in the community, a strange man suddenly appeared, holding the pipe, sliding towards the downstairs at an extremely fast speed.

This person is Li Tao!

Liu Renna changed the clothes in that cabinet all over, and changed in front of him, but Li Tao really didn't have a nosebleed.

It's not that Aunt Liu is unattractive, but that nosebleeds have nothing to do with this at all. The chances of people experiencing nosebleeds due to purely spiritual stimulation are basically zero.

Li Tao's nosebleed was also a physical stimulus.

Like just now, Liu Renna tied him to the bed with a rope in order to prevent Li Tao from punching herself in exchange for a nosebleed.

But at that time, in order to protect Li Tao who slipped and fell, she stood up straight up, so that Li Tao's nasal cartilage and her ribs happened to rub against each other, and then the nosebleed happened.

But Liu Renna, who had a livid face, could no longer listen to anything. She was not going to let Li Tao stay in school any longer, and she was about to bleed when she was naked and pressed him on the bed.

At a critical juncture, Li Tao remembered the medicine that Xiangxue had given earlier to confuse Li Manzi.

And just to be on the safe side, Li Tao put the medicine in his mouth, and kissed Aunt Liu on his own initiative. Under the confusion and fascination, Liu Renna actually got Li Tao's way.

When he noticed a foreign object in Li Tao's mouth,

The next moment, Liu Renna turned pale slightly and fell into a coma.

But Aunt Liu was too strong, Li Tao reckoned that the powerful sleeping pill Xiangxue gave would be able to charm Liu Renna for 30 seconds.

No, he didn't even dare to sit in the elevator, he just pushed open the window, slid down with his arms around the pipe outside the wall.

"Whoo~"

After finally landing, Li Tao let out a deep breath.

However, his vision suddenly dimmed, and the moonlight seemed to be blocked by something.

Li Tao raised his head slowly, just in time to see Xiangxue, who showed a blank expression and was carrying a supermarket plastic bag, looking at her curiously.

"Why are you here?" Li Tao asked in surprise.

"I should ask you, who is bleeding, you or Mrs. Liu?"

Li Tao patted her tight and elastic thighs with some embarrassment: "No one is bleeding!"

Summer is really good. Women like to wear short skirts to show off their long, muscular legs, and Li Tao doesn't feel pain when taking pictures.

"Your nosebleed was pretty good. Mr. Li felt much better and was willing to eat, so I went to the self-service supermarket to buy her something to eat."

"Alas... half my life in exchange."

Li Tao supported Xiangxue's thigh and stood up. He was tied to the bed and was also very tired.

"What are you doing now?"

Li Tao looked around, but he was also a little confused.

"I'll give you my car keys. You go inside and wait for me. I'll go upstairs to deliver the food to Mr. Li, and I'll come down to find you."

After Xiangxue finished speaking, she couldn't help but walk into the unit building with her long legs.

Li Tao opened his mouth, but didn't dare to call out to her, fearing that Aunt Liu would have been killed in the elevator, so he trotted into the underground parking lot.

(End of this chapter)