40 years of officialdom cheats: landing

Chapter 12 Amorous History (1)

As soon as Liu Guangcai's car left the gate of the hospital, he saw two black cars driving towards each other quickly and directly entered the hospital.

Li Qiu looked at his watch, it was seven o'clock in the morning, he said to Liu Guangcai: "You stop at the corner, I'll get out of the car and see who are those people?"

Li Qiu approached the wrought iron fence, and saw Zhu Shunmin, Wang Qing and a few people he didn't know get off the car and walked towards the inpatient department.Just as he was about to get back into the car, he saw Duan Xiaoxia, Duan Chun's daughter, riding an electric scooter. He lowered his head and pulled on his top hat, and then slowly got into the car after Duan Xiaoxia passed by.

Seeing Li Qiu get into the car, Liu Guangcai asked, "Brother, shall we go back to Binjiang?"

Li Qiu said: "You go back to Binjiang alone, I will stay in Nanjiang for two days."

Liu Guangcai said worriedly: "Brother, under the current situation, I don't feel relieved that you are alone in Nanjiang, so let me accompany you."

Li Qiu laughed, and said in a joking tone: "Which day in the past ten years has been uneventful? Didn't I also get through it safely, without losing a hair? My brother, I can come and go by myself, which is convenient. I have never considered myself so precious. In your eyes, I, a cadre at the departmental level, should be greeted and embraced. However, as a cadre, there will always be a day when I step down, so I never regard this as a kind of glory, because The deeper the feeling of infatuation, the greater the loss when you retire. There are also some comrades who are surrounded by stars when they are in the seat, and the people below do everything to achieve their goals, eating, drinking, playing, and sleeping with them. Later, when I went to prison, there was no one to accompany me anymore. I am a person who admits death, if I use the wrong person to betray me, I don’t blame them, I can only blame myself for being blind.”

Liu Guangcai shrugged his shoulders and said with a helpless expression: "Brother, you are always confusing. Anyway, whatever you say is what you say, I will listen to you."

Seeing Liu Guangcai shrugging his shoulders, Li Qiu laughed like a foreigner, and he made it look like a joke, so he burst into tears from laughing. "That foreign woman of yours really has a lot of tricks. It seems that you are not far from a gentleman. You didn't do this properly, and you didn't invite me to the wedding wine. Someday you will make up for it."

"Brother, we are still in the 'internship period'. People who have drunk foreign ink are open-minded. They insist on a trial marriage first and then get married. They say that you can only know your personality, money, and sexual function only by trying it first." No, wait. To deal with this kind of woman, money is not enough, culture is needed, maybe she will fire me one day. You think I am a bumpkin from a poor mountain valley. I have not been in school for a few days. I don’t know how to run to my stomach, there is no way, the innate deficiency can only be supplemented by the day after tomorrow. If you can’t succeed, don’t laugh at me. If you succeed, I’ll treat you to a wedding wine. I still expect her to help me improve my genes. I’m fucking rich in this generation. Now, just like the emperor in the past, I still want the second and third generations to keep getting rich, and this breed has to be improved from generation to generation. Brother, do you think I am right?"

Li Qiu thought that this country bumpkin could not be regarded as uneducated, because the standard of culture is difficult to grasp. If it is based on diplomas, Bill Gates, the richest man in the world, did not graduate from university; What can be done has no technical content; if it is based on knowledge theory, it is said that the level of the professor is already very high, but plagiarism still occurs. "Brother, just what you said just now shows that you are very educated. Culture is not based on the level of education, but everything depends on practicality. All the executives in your company have higher diplomas than you. The value they create is You pay them a fraction of their salary, but they work for you like pugs. If you were not rich, would these beauties with culture and taste be with you? Would they be willing to genetically improve you? They Will it help you cultivate the rich second generation rich third generation? Let me tell you, don’t even think about it.”

Liu Guangcai thinks what Li Qiu said is too right, money is not easy to earn nowadays, there is never a pie in the sky, it depends on a smart brain, and it is said that those masters and doctors are higher than him, so they should earn more money than himself , but they work for themselves for a few small money. There is still a certain distance between the knowledge in the manual and the practice. The knowledge in the book can certainly guide the practice, but blindly pulling dogma or copying it will also hit a wall.Some people say that society is a university, in which experience, experience, and communication skills cannot be learned in books, and you have to figure it out on your own to understand, and not many people see it clearly.

Liu Guangcai's experience and knowledge have been continuously accumulated in practice. This upstart not only knows how to do business, but also knows how to get acquainted with people in the officialdom, and even married Li Qiuyi.While grabbing wealth, he is also full of desire for fresh women.Because it's abnormal and unreasonable for a nouveau riche to want to keep away from women after his outbreak. Even if he doesn't want to be close, those women still want to count the money in his pocket.As long as you pay close attention to observation, you will find such a strange phenomenon: officials dare not match female secretaries because they are afraid of causing scandals; Sai Ruo Tianxian, this seems to be an indisputable secret.Why does this happen?Because the nouveau riche are most jealous of others saying that they have no taste, a bumpkin, and are so poor that they only have money left. Not enough, you have to be accompanied by beautiful women with both talents and looks.The nouveau riche are not like officials who are afraid that problems in life style will affect their "hats". On the contrary, the more corrupt their lives, the more they can prove that they have more money and live a chic life, so chasing beautiful and talented women has become a part of their lives. And they don't have any worries. If their wives are in trouble, they can spend a few dollars to leave. Often the wives of these people are very knowledgeable about "current affairs", and they will turn a blind eye and pretend not to see them, as long as they don't abandon them. Just do it yourself.

Liu Guangcai divorced once, not because of anything else but because his first wife was too ugly.Before he made a fortune, his family was so poor that even the yellow-faced woman who looked similar to Dong Shi still despised him, saying that she married a poor man like him blindly, and she couldn't stop eating.At that time, Liu Guangcai’s house didn’t have electric lights, so he lit a broken kerosene lamp at night. His father and mother felt distressed and kept nagging, “Cai’er, why do you need to light a lamp for sleeping? There was no light at the window, so I went to bed with peace of mind.Liu Guangcai didn't need to light the lamp, otherwise, making love with that ugly monster would be unappetizing, out of sight and out of mind.But this kind of disgusting and annoying woman has an advantage, that is, it is absolutely safe. During the few years when Liu Guangcai went out to work, even the old bachelors in the village would detour when they saw his wife.If Liu Guangcai knew that he would never "cultivate" this "land" in the future, it would be better to take advantage of the old bachelor so as not to waste "resources".

Liu Guangcai earned 1000 yuan in his first business. He was ecstatic when he got the money. At night, he slept with his arms around the money, fearing that the money would fly away.It feels good to be rich. He hadn’t dreamed for a long time. He had a dream that night. He went to Yichunxuan in the alley. The ladies there were all young, beautiful and beautiful. Usually he only saw rich The little boss went in, and every time he saw it, he swallowed violently, making a strange noise in his throat.Now that he has money, he finally straightened up and went in. A middle-aged woman who looked like a mother saw him coming in and shouted: "Girls, come out to pick up the guests soon, sir, all the girls here You are proficient in craftsmanship, you can order whichever you want, and you will be satisfied." Liu Guangcai was full of enthusiasm, stretched out his arms to hug a beautiful woman, and walked to the room, but the woman who looked like a mother glared at her and said, "Guest officer, you don't know what's going on here. Rules?" Liu Guangcai asked angrily, "What rules?" Mommy smiled and said, "Take the money first, and as long as you pay the money, the girl will play with you." Liu Guangcai fumbled in his pocket for a long time without touching the money , Mommy's face turned from red to white and then black, she kicked him outside the door and scolded: "Poor guy with no money, you want to have sex here." Liu Guangcai was startled suddenly, and woke up feeling his lower body hard bang bang.He put on his putty overalls and went out into the street.As soon as the cold wind blew, he suddenly woke up, recalling the plot of the dream, but he couldn’t remember it as real. It seemed to be the scene when he watched TV at the boss’s house for the first time. It was the first time he watched TV. Moving and talking, the most important thing is that men can play with women as they please if they have money.

From a distance, Liu Guangcai saw the door of Yichunxuan at the street corner. The pink lights created a hazy and ambiguous atmosphere. After seeing the white exposed skin and misty eyes of the women there, he would never forget it.Every time he passed by, he would always dawdle behind and look in. The fellow workers said with a smile: "Guangcai, it's useless to look at it. We don't have that life. I heard that it costs 50 yuan to touch it once." Yuan, if you go to bed, it costs at least two hundred yuan. How much is two hundred yuan, have you calculated? Let me tell you, it is a big fat pig weighing two hundred catties at home. If you buy grain, you can buy three or four thousand catties. I’ve been taking care of the family’s snacks for a year.” Liu Guangcai worked from morning to evening for more than two months to earn the 1000 yuan because he was the leader, otherwise he would only have received five or six hundred yuan.He subconsciously touched his pocket, and the one hundred thick ten-dollar bills stuffed it bulgingly.

To go or not to go?Liu Guangcai was hesitant. After wandering up and down the street five or six times, he finally mustered up the courage to step through the door.There is no old lady who recognizes money but does not recognize people, only a beautiful lady is sitting on the sofa watching TV, seeing him come in with a disheveled look, the lady asked angrily: "Sir, do you want to wash your hair or massage?"

Liu Guangcai gasped and asked, "What else?"

The lady said strangely: "Not anymore."

Liu Guangcai was a little disappointed, he summoned up so much courage to make the trip in vain.He asked unwillingly: "No way, I heard people say that there is something like this, it's the kind of thing where men and women hug each other in the countryside in our hometown."

The young lady laughed out loud and said, "That's called love."

Liu Guangcai nodded like a chicken pecking rice and said, "Yes, yes, I want to have sex."

The young lady looked at Liu Guangcai's scumbag, and laughed so hard.Liu Guangcai rubbed his hands nervously and asked, "Are you here?"

Seeing that his work clothes were either stained with oil or plaster, the young lady joked, "Yes, but I'm afraid you don't have money."

Liu Guangcai took out a wad of money from his pocket, counted twenty of them with his fingers stained with saliva, handed them to the young lady, and asked, "Are these enough?"

The lady happily grabbed the money, took Liu Guangcai's hand and said, "That's enough, come with me."

There is a handsome woman in Liu Guangcai’s hometown village, who is the daughter-in-law of the village head. Every time he sees that woman, he drools. After the woman finished washing and left, his eyes were still staring in that direction, and then he felt his chest was wet. It turned out that the drooling had wet a large area of ​​his chest.After coming to work in the city, there are many women who are more beautiful than the village chief's daughter-in-law, and his drooling problem has become more serious.Now when the young lady in front of him was completely naked, Liu Guangcai was so startled that he couldn't close his mouth from ear to ear. He stood there and stared stupidly, his saliva dripping down from his chest like a thin thread.This woman was so beautiful that ten village chiefs' daughters-in-law couldn't match her. Liu Guangcai was so preoccupied with happiness that he completely forgot what he was doing here.It was the lady who reminded him: "Aren't you going to have sex? Then what are you waiting for, hurry up! I have guests later."

Liu Guangcai heard that there were guests coming later, and thought that it would be bad if someone bumped into such a sneaky thing. If her guest came home and told her, the family would not spit and drown her. How will she behave in the future?Wang Er's wife next door was slept by the old branch secretary once, and when people saw this, she jumped into the pond and committed suicide in shame. Liu Guangcai didn't connect the guests with himself at all, took off his clothes in a hurry, and hugged the woman The soft little body started to work, and while doing things, the halazi flowed onto the young lady's snow-white breasts.The young lady frowned, and then moaned and groaned, which sounded like a beautiful piece of music to Liu Guangcai. After a quick charge, he straightened up suddenly, and a shuttle of "water bombs" came out in full force.

The young lady pushed him away, wiped herself, and went outside in her clothes.Liu Guangcai panted heavily excitedly, and hurriedly dressed. He was afraid that the guests from the lady's house would come, so he hurriedly slipped back to his rented house.Until dawn, he was so excited that he didn't sleep, thinking about the happiness carefully.I thought it would be great to have money, not only to consume things, but also to consume beautiful women.Later, he went there a few times secretly, and met different women, and gradually realized that there are various tricks in doing that. All of these taught him a vivid lesson, allowing him to experience the beauty of young and beautiful women. An extraordinary pleasure.From then on, the first thing he decided to do was to divorce that ugly woman like Dong Shi.

Liu Guangcai's divorce created a sensation in Shiwa Village, which was even more influential than the fact that the village head was sentenced to death for firing bombs and stones. He created the first divorce history in Shiwa Village.After he turned the page of history, the village chief's daughter-in-law also divorced and went to Beijing to work on projects with Liu Guangcai.

The village head's daughter-in-law is named Cuihua. She cooks on the construction site during the day and sleeps with Liu Guangcai at night.Seeing Liu Guangcai drooling all the time, and also drooling when doing those things, she said, "You are such a big man, why do you drool like a child?" Liu Guangcai put his arms around her and said, "It's not because of you." Cuihua Feeling very strange, she said, "What does this have to do with me?" Liu Guangcai told the story again, and Cuihua beat his chest angrily and said, "You are bad, and then you will play tricks on others." Liu Guangcai said : "In the past, the emperor's saliva was called dragon saliva. Although I am not as good as the emperor, my saliva can also be called wealth water. You didn't see which woman my saliva flowed on, and that woman became rich. In the past, your sister-in-law I am ugly and still dislike me, now I regret it." Seeing what Liu Guangcai said, Cuihua happily said: "Then you will die, and you will only die on me for the rest of your life."

Cuihua did not expect that Liu Guangcai's "water of wealth" would soon flow to another woman, a female college student named Juanjuan.The times are developing, Liu Guangcai thinks that a group of bumpkins will not be able to make things happen, and besides, contracting a project requires signing a contract. As soon as he sees the contract, his brain swells, so he hires several college students with high salaries and establishes a construction company.Juanjuan is in charge of finance and also serves as his secretary, and Liu Guangcai also has a nice name-manager.The power of money is huge, the more beautiful the more difficult it is to keep one's chastity.Not long after, on the night after a company dinner, Liu Guangcai put Juanjuan under his body. In the process of "work", Juanjuan was very tired of his "wealth water". Liu Guangcai smiled and said: "It is much better now than before. I used to eat garlic and smelly pickles, and the taste was much stronger than this. Now it is basically I ate a seafood feast, and my saliva was delicious."

Since Liu Guangcai got Juanjuan, he took her out to have a big meal every day, and he never ate the food made by Cuihua.Cuihua was very depressed, and she was more gentle and considerate to Liu Guangcai, but Liu Guangcai didn't even look at him.One day, Juanjuan asked for leave to go back to her hometown, and that night, Cuihua saw Liu Guangcai in her room, so she brought over a bowl of steaming pig's trotter soup, and while she blew on it, she said, "Drink some soup, this soup will nourish your body. "Liu Guangcai was lying on the bed reading a book. This was the "homework" assigned by his little charming wife. He read it very hard after graduating from primary school. You're feeding me like a pig." Cuihua put down the bowl aggrievedly, and stayed on the other side.Liu Guangcai saw that she was standing beside him and affected him, so he said, "Is there anything else you can do?" Cuihua blushed and said, "Brother Cai, I still want your 'Caishui'." Liu Guangcai frowned and said : "Cuihua, I don't flow 'wealth' anymore, the fate of the two of us is over, let me tell you one thing, Juanjuan has it, she is educated and beautiful, she will definitely give birth to a high-quality Liu family. variety."

Liu Guangcai's words immediately hit Cuihua's "soft underbelly". After she had a son and a daughter with the village chief's son, she had a pregnancy operation.She was with Liu Guangcai, and because of her low self-esteem, she didn't dare to talk about marrying him, and she only wanted to live a day.After Liu Guangcai met Juanjuan, she knew that her time with him had come to an end. "Brother Cai, back then I risked being scolded by the villagers to follow you, so you have the heart to let me live on the street as an orphan and widow?"

Liu Guangcai is not a mean person. When he was a prostitute, he was generous. He laughed at himself and said, "Earn money when you are in trouble and enjoy it." I gave more than [-] yuan.Liu Guangcai thought so in his heart, but he still didn't know what attitude this woman had. What if she opened her mouth like a lion?I must not show my cards, if I say it first, she will definitely think it is too little and ask for a little more. If she says a price, she can increase the price or bargain. The discretion is on my side.So he asked: "I don't want to treat you badly either, you can make a price, and I will try my best to satisfy you."

Cuihua thought about it for a long time, and asked cautiously: "I want 10 yuan as capital, to open a shop in Binjiang to start a small business, and raise my children. Do you think it's okay?"

Liu Guangcai nodded and said, "Cuihua, I'll give you 20 yuan to buy two shops in Binjiang. The rent will be enough for your mother and daughter, and it's not in vain for you and me."

Cuihua thought that her proposal of 10 yuan was too high, and Liu Guangcai would definitely cut off part of it, but she gave her 20 yuan, twice as much as she expected, and said ecstatically, "Thank you Brother Cai!"

That ugly woman Liu Guangcai raised a son who was also as ugly as her and was awarded to him during the divorce.When he saw that ugly appearance, he would retch, and he didn't want to see him, so he threw him to his parents in the country to raise him.Later, Juanjuan gave birth to a daughter for him, and he wanted a son. Juanjuan fell down during her second pregnancy and had a miscarriage, and she couldn't get pregnant again.

Not long ago, Liu Guangcai got acquainted with a "returnee", a woman with a master's degree. He was still thinking about his "genetic improvement project".But the woman named "Ruth" didn't appreciate his plan, saying that he couldn't play pie, eat abalone, keep models, appreciate body photography, and couldn't tell the difference between a top-end car and an ordinary car. The difference between a car, and even wearing a non-brand suit to attend important events, and the suit is still dripping with water...

Liu Guangcai's behavior made Ruth feel unbelievable. In her opinion, rich people wouldn't enjoy it, so what do you need a lot of money for?She would only consider cultivating the "next generation of nobles" with him after she had completely forged him into a "noble" temperament.

(End of this chapter)