Taoyuan Village Little Shennong

Chapter 160 Telling Embarrassing Jokes Again

The heartbeat is so soft!

It's a big jump!

For a full minute, Zhang Yun felt that his heart was beating so violently that he couldn't stand it, so he hurried to the bathroom to wash his face with cold water.

It can't be like this!This is taking advantage of the danger...

go!This is to help people relieve pain and find happiness...

The two ideas made Zhang Yun entangled. The personal experience just now made him almost fail. He didn't think of anything else at all. This is the last ray of persistence...

Take a deep breath!Calm down... what a big deal, form is emptiness and emptiness is form...

"are you ready?"

Hearing the voice from outside, Zhang Yun was taken aback. Could it be that she wants to help?
He came out quickly, purposely showing that his clothes were neat and tidy, gave Yang Xiaoyun a resentful look, and lay down on another bed.

"I just went in and washed my face to calm down, not what you think."

Yang Xiaoyun pursed her lips and snickered: "I just asked you if you washed your face, what do you think I imagined?"

"..."

"Don't you want to watch it? You have to hold your hand if you are told to watch it or not. Ye Gong is a dragon? Or do you have to sneak a peek to get excited?"

"Cough, cough..." Zhang Yun blushed for a while. "Sister, I appreciate it purely instinctively. It's a yearning for beauty and a nostalgia for my infancy. If it's really anything...you can make a mistake."

"Bah! With my permission, you are no longer a middle school student. How can you make a mistake? No, I invite you on my own initiative. If you refuse!"

From the corner of Zhang Yun's eyes, he noticed that Yang Xiaoyun turned to face him, so that he didn't dare to turn around to look more, in case she lifted the quilt...

"Let's not talk about this. Aren't you tired? Why don't you sleep for a while?"

Yang Xiaoyun was silent for a while, and then said quietly: "I can't sleep, my mind gets messed up when I calm down."

Zhang Yun suddenly understood that Yang Xiaoyun's actions just now might not be entirely about venting and revenge, but a kind of resolution.

It is not necessary to have sex with him, but to relieve and forget the troubles by teasing him.

Sometimes life can be overwhelming and something has to be diverted from it.Sports, games, sweets, etc., are common ways.

"Sister Xiaoyun, let me tell you a story, so you won't be in a mess when you sleep."

"Well, okay." Yang Xiaoyun agreed.

"Once upon a time there was a eunuch..."

It's not that Zhang Yun only knows these two old-fashioned jokes, but when he told Ouyang Mingruo last night, the bodyguards were so cold that they slammed to the brakes. The effect of awkward laughter.

"I didn't say anything, so you have to ask: What's next? Then I answered: There's nothing below."

"..."

"Hahaha! Is it cold?"

Yang Xiaoyun said solemnly: "As far as your performance just now is concerned, it is indeed a bit...it's gone now."

"Halo! Tell you a good joke, you scold the eunuch..."

"You prove it!"

"Haha, I don't need to prove it."

"Cut! Tell an interesting story seriously, or I'll go over and verify it for you!" Yang Xiaoyun made a gesture to lift the quilt.

Zhang Yun coughed dryly and thought about it quickly, interesting?Do you mean that's funny?

"A farmer spent a lot of money to buy a batch of hens and wanted to make money by selling eggs. Unexpectedly, the hens were listless and never laid eggs. He was very anxious and went to consult an expert. After the expert asked about the situation, he told him Say: Chickens are animals and have biological needs, so you should go buy another batch of roosters."

"But the farmer didn't have enough money, so he only bought a rooster. Facing hundreds of hens that were like wolves and tigers, the rooster wanted to kill thieves, but was powerless, and collapsed after a few strokes."

"The farmer thought hard, and finally fed a Viagra that had been treasured for a long time to the rooster. The rooster was even more powerful, and he finished all the hens in one day. After the hens were nourished by love, they laid eggs much more diligently. "

Hearing this, Yang Xiaoyun couldn't help interjecting: "Do you need one too? You are too young, right?"

Zhang Yun knew that she was teasing Jiangfa deliberately, and continued to tell the joke: "I didn't expect that the rooster was still full of enthusiasm the next day, still very vigorous, jumped over the fence, came to the duck house of the next farm, and got rid of hundreds of ducks. "

"On the third day, the rooster was still unstoppable. He flew across the small river and came to the goose farm on the opposite farm, where he took care of hundreds of geese."

Yang Xiaoyun smiled and said, "Zhang Yun, look at him!"

"Finally...on the fourth day when the farmer went out, he saw the rooster lying on the ground, dying. Several goshawks were circling in the sky, ready to pounce down and peck it. The farmer's eyes were red, and he was going to give the poor guy Collect the corpse. He walked up to the rooster and sighed, "I'm the one who killed you!"

Yang Xiaoyun continued to tease with bold words: "Is this the so-called death of all men? Death of all chickens?"

Zhang Yun continued: "I didn't expect the rooster to whisper: Shhh, don't come here! When those eagles come down, I'll take care of them."

Yang Xiaoyun just rolled her eyes, laying the groundwork for a long time, and the final point is here.

"This rooster can handle chickens, ducks, geese, and eagles. What about your rooster?"

Zhang Yun couldn't help covering his face and laughing loudly: "Sister Xiaoyun, you're going to laugh me to death... If you do this again, I really won't be cowardly!"

"come!"

Zhang Yun suddenly stood up, Yang Xiaoyun was surprised, she didn't expect to tease him for so long, but she really wanted to stand up?
"Well... can you go buy a condom?"

Zhang Yun nodded earnestly: "Isn't one enough? I'm young and energetic, so I'll buy a few more boxes. Take a break first!"

ah?A few boxes... Yang Xiaoyun was dumbfounded, should I be so exaggerated?What a beginner likes to brag!Let alone a few boxes, can a box of three be used up?

Before she could speak, Zhang Yun had already taken the room card and left!

As soon as the room quieted down, it was Yang Xiaoyun's turn to get nervous.The reason why she was so unrestrained just now was more or less determined that Zhang Yun didn't dare to do so. Now that the young man really wanted to prepare his armor to charge, she didn't know if she could do it.

Of course, Zhang Yun didn't want to buy a set. He didn't eat breakfast, thinking that Yang Xiaoyun probably didn't eat either, and was going to pack and bring it back. She should have settled down after eating something.

When the elevator was going down, he had time to check WeChat, close the program and mute the sound, so that he was not disturbed at all.Listening to Ouyang Mingruo's messages, one can almost imagine her emotional changes on the street.

Especially what Zhang Yun didn't expect was that Ouyang Mingruo actually confronted that girl!
This is not what she would do with her identity and personality at all. It is to save face in order to understand what he didn't explain.

This made Zhang Yun feel a little embarrassed, but he was naturally moved.But you need to confront the other party before you can believe that he is not that kind of person.Trust itself is not enough!
This is to see the party involved, and can stop the confrontation. What if you just look at the phone?How else to explain the confrontation?

Many couples break up because they look at their mobile phones and are unwilling to trust or explain.Of course, many possibilities are true.

This made Zhang Yun decide to let her go instead of rushing back just because she knew about it.

But the last piece of information made him vigilant!
(End of this chapter)