Taoyuan Village Little Shennong

Chapter 50: Do You Want To See The Haunted?

"It's a few years older than you, but what does that matter? It's better to marry a wife who is older!"

Wang Fugui began to babble again: "A first-year girl, not a wife; a second-year girl, holding a gold nugget; a third-year girl, holding a gold brick; a fourth-year girl, holding Ruyi; a fifth-year girl, holding Sai's mother; a sixth-year girl, holding a gold brick." Golden bean; female senior seven, holding a golden rooster; female senior eight, destined to get rich; female senior nine, have everything; female senior ten, everything is worth..."

Zhang Yun was speechless for a while, this was made up by the old uncle, right?
I've only heard of "female college juniors hugging gold bricks", and later, after the old girlfriend of the French president, there was a stalk of "female college juniors hugging the country".How can there be any old mother Sai, everything...

"Uncle is right, women are better able to take care of others when they are older." Here are all my family members, and they are all men. Wang Fugui also said hi, "Who says you must get married after talking about it? You have no experience Ah! Fat and ugly, big and old can help you accumulate experience. The same is true for women, if you talk about it, you will definitely marry you? You have to try the length and understand the depth."

Zhang Fu coughed dryly at the side and reminded Wang Fugui that what he said was exaggerated, Zhang Yun could only smile and agree: "Okay, okay, I will try."

During the next meal, Wang Fugui told Zhang Yun some tricks of teasing girls.Although he was 20 years ago, some of them still have reference value.

After sending Wang Fugui away, the two of them cleared the dining table, and Zhang Fu also mentioned intentionally or unintentionally: "Give it a try, don't you like older ones? You can follow her to find a job when the time comes."

"..."

Zhang Yun was nervous first, how did dad know that I like bigger ones?For an inexperienced young man like him, big is the most obvious visual impact!

But soon realized that the big that Dad said was not the big he thought.It was because Xiuqin's sister-in-law extended it, thinking that he likes a mature type who is a few years older!
"Well, let me try to talk about it first." Zhang Yun replied vaguely, I am really embarrassed to discuss this with my father.

Zhang Fu didn't need to wash the dishes, so he urged him to quickly add WeChat. If he was a match, having a girlfriend would take up his time and he would not think about spending time in Wobian Village.

Zhang Yun returned to the room, searched the mobile phone number without any disturbance and added WeChat friends, he didn't want to enter the blind date at such a young age.

When entering the verification information, Zhang Yungang typed "introduced by my second uncle" and quickly deleted it.Others know who your second uncle is!
Even if Wang Fugui's name was used, he definitely wouldn't know it, and Zhang Yun didn't know the information about the woman's family, so he hesitated and changed it to "I was the one introduced by an acquaintance".

I probably got off work at night, and after sending it over, the verification passed quickly.

"Hello." Zhang Yun greeted politely, and then felt that his opening remarks were too frustrating, and he really wanted to flirt with girls, which was not attractive at all.

Just as Zhang Yun was thinking about how to be more humorous, the woman had already replied to the message quickly.

The first one is to send a map location, click to open it, it is really in a big city.

"You know all about it?"

Seeing this message again, Zhang Yun couldn't help laughing. What kind of flirting, this is a blind date. The two parties first clarify their respective conditions.

"I don't know, is it convenient for you to tell me?" After Zhang Yun replied, he also prepared his own information.

"1500 times, 2500 nights."

ah?This... Zhang Yun didn't realize it all at once, what the hell!

"An acquaintance introduces you with a 1200% discount, 2000 times, [-] nights." There are also some words mixed with expressions instead of words.

Although Zhang Yun has no experience of corruption, he is not a blank slate. After being stunned, he already understood what was going on.

It's just that he didn't know what to reply... He was about to talk about his own situation!

"Come?"

"Come here now, I'm still free, I don't know if it will be later."

The woman thought he was thinking about it and urged two.

There is no way to talk about the blind date, so Zhang Yun thinks it is just a matter of learning about the social conditions in big cities. "Is it that expensive?"

"If you have a studio in a hotel apartment, you don't need to pay extra for the room, and I will give you a [-]% discount. It's not an introduction from an acquaintance, how can it be so cheap?"

After finishing speaking, she directly sent a few photos after finishing the p-picture.

Zhang Yun's eyes lit up, but before he looked carefully, he was already withdrawn, and he was not given the chance to prostitute for nothing.

"Brother, are you coming?"

Zhang Yun thought to himself, if he said "I'm not that kind of person" right now, he would be scolded, right?If you are not that kind of person, why do you join them?

He changed to a tactful one: "I'm a little far away, so I can't come."

The other party didn't reply after sending the message, and Zhang Yun thought again, maybe she was just acting as an intermediary, and she might not be the one who went into battle.After a while, he asked again: "Is it you?"

As a result, the sending of the information failed, and verification by friends is required!
Zhang Yun just said the truth, it is indeed too far away to come, but the other party may think that he is a wretched man who asks the price to cheat the picture, so he deletes it directly!
Second Uncle, it’s not that I don’t want to accumulate experience points for picking up girls. This guy can skip all the process, and at the price of [-]% of the bride price, he can enjoy the super value enjoyment that can’t be obtained after the bride price...

Zhang Yun rested in the morning and afternoon, and he ate two mysterious flower petals today, so he was in good spirits, so he told his father to guard the fish.

Looking at the crazy appearance of those fish this evening, it seems that they have obviously grown up, and there are indeed some that can be caught.But others don't know and won't steal it.

When walking outside the village, Zhang Yun suddenly wanted to go to the corn field last time...

That night, he watched a reality show up close in the cornfield, which made him miss it very much.
"Zhang Long! What are you doing?"

Under the big tree outside the village, seeing his peer Zhang Long there, Zhang Yun stepped forward to say hello.

"Go and see the fish." Zhang Long glanced at him, and suddenly smiled strangely: "Do you dare to take a risk?"

"Adventure? A child?" Zhang Yun laughed. He dared to sleep alone in the mountain nest at night. Why wouldn't he dare?

Zhang Long put his arms around his shoulders and said in a low voice: "It is said that the old tomb is haunted in the middle of the night, do you dare to go and see?"

"Wool ghosts! Believe in science, all hauntings are pretending to be ghosts." Zhang Yun snorted.

"In the village, on the road, and in the temple, they pretend to be gods and ghosts, and they say they can scare people. The old tombs are full of cemeteries, and no one goes there during the day. Why go there in the middle of the night to pretend to be gods and ghosts?"

Zhang Yun looked at him suspiciously: "Then how do you know?"

Zhang Long laughed, "Baosheng! We lost the bet while drinking last night. Everyone asked him to go to Laofenao and take a selfie to prove it. But he hit a ghost and came back frightened. Of course we didn't believe it."

"so what?"

"I found out that Baosheng was so scared that he didn't sleep all night! It's our fault, so I'm going to take him to prove it today."

Only then did Zhang Yun understand that he wanted to take Baosheng to overcome his psychological shadow. He thought for a while, the corn field might not be a good show, and there was nothing to do, so he went with them to Laofenao to see the excitement.

Could it be that Zhang Youcai changed places?After Uncle Cai drilled into the cornfield, another... Grave earthquake?
Thinking of this Zhang Yunda Zeng: "Okay! Brother, go protect you!"

"Hey, don't blame me if you don't dare to go to the mountain nest alone to guard the fish in the future!"

(End of this chapter)