Xiangye

Chapter 42 Public Figures ([-])

Apparently all the tea drinkers came into the alley after listening to it, and when they saw it, they all generously took out copper coins and threw them into the basin, making a loud jingling sound.

However, everyone didn't agree, and someone shouted: "Chen Guaizi, you just talked about a pot of tea today, so don't talk about it. It's not a tantalizing thing, let's continue talking. I'm happy to hear that money is a must." yours."

Chen Guaizi is naturally the storyteller. It is said that when he was a child, he was bitten by a mosquito on his buttocks.The burn was cured in one month, and the person was cured, but the leg was disabled.

Someone took the lead, and someone followed immediately: "Yes, keep talking, you are so indifferent, you will suffocate people to death!"

For a while, the busy teahouse was full of shouts.The story of the monkey is so attractive, and Chen Guaizi’s vicious behavior of teasing people’s appetites has aroused public outrage. Some people are patting the table, others are throwing teacups, and some people spit melon seeds into the sky...

Seeing the chaos inside, the owner of the teahouse was afraid that others would damage his belongings, so he kept shouting calmly, but no one would listen, and he was so anxious that he was sweating profusely.

An idler even jumped onto the stage, grabbed Chen Guaizi's arm, and shouted angrily: "Chen Guaizi, I came to the city after walking thirty miles to listen to what you said. Once I come back today Home, I don’t know when I can come over next time, it’s not easy to enter the city once. I don’t care, if you don’t finish the story, I will never finish with you, anyway, you don’t want to get off the stage.”

He grabbed the storyteller and shook him vigorously, he didn't listen to any persuasion, until Chen Guaizi was shaking like chaff, obviously about to fall apart, so he couldn't help shouting: "This brother, the old man was beaten to death by you."

Seeing that the man was making a scene that was outrageous, the police officers of the fast class saw Gao Wen approaching.At the same time, he cupped his hands: "It turns out that you are the head of the second class. This storybook you wrote is really good!"

Gao Wen said angrily: "You know it all, and I don't know who is quick-talking. You don't have to make people laugh when you talk about the second team leader. Didn't you see what happened? Go help Chen Guaizi." The atmosphere in Hancheng's official circles is really bad, Huang Wei is the third master, how did I, Gao Wen, become the second class leader.

A few police officers smiled and said: "The story you wrote, the second squad leader, is really nice. We are illiterate, so we can't read books. We can only come here to listen to others. This Chen kidnapper is hateful, and he can't tell stories well, old man." It was at a critical moment to ask for an early morning call, which made the brothers unhappy. Today, let’s use other people’s hands to force this bird man to have a good time.”

Gao Wen smiled wryly: "The story ends here. Even if you allow others to shake Chen Guaizi to pieces, they won't be able to tell."

Several yamen servants: "ah, how come?"

Gao Wen said angrily: "I am the original author, so it is so difficult that I know better than you."

At this moment, Chen Guaizi shouted: "There is nothing behind, the first episode of "Journey to the West" only came out here, before the second episode, I can't think of what's behind, so please spare me? "

But the person who grabbed him was Buyi, waving his fist: "I don't care, anyway, if you don't say a word today, I won't let you go, and no one will say it."

The tea guests were amused and booed: "Yes, if you don't say another paragraph, we won't let you go. Don't try to fool people with old stories and old jokes, it must be a brand new story."

Chen Guaizi really had no choice, and shouted: "Okay, just tell me, I've convinced you, so I'll tell a story related to this "Journey to the West". reward."

"Of course." Everyone nodded at the same time.

Gao Wen was also curious: I haven't written the rest of it yet, so what can Chen Guaizi say?
I saw Chen Guaizi sitting back at the table, slapped the gavel, coughed, and said loudly after everyone quieted down, "Let's not talk about what happened to Master Tang Sanzang when he went west to learn scriptures from the king of Tang, and what happened to him?" It does not show how the Monkey King Sun Wukong was unbound after he was suppressed by the Tathagata Buddha on the Five Elements Mountain. Today, the little brother will talk about the author of "Journey to the West", the author of the book "Journey to the West", everyone must know that he can write such a wonderful story Who is the person?"

"You really don't know about this?" someone said.

Another person said: "I vaguely heard people say that the author of this story seems to be from Hancheng."

"That's right, yes, this Xieyue Mountain native is our native. As a Hancheng native, I am also honored." Chen Guaizi said excitedly: "This person's surname is Gao Mingwen, and his name is Erzhi. A gentleman who is a scholar, but a servant in the county government."

Gao Wen was stunned, and a policeman beside him whispered, "Second Squad Leader, Guaizi Chen seems to be talking about you."

Gao Wen said angrily: "Nonsense, it's me who said it." I don't know who released the news, and he even took a word for himself.This... When did I have such a word, isn't this nonsense?
Chen Guaizi: "Speaking of this Gaoerzhi, you may not know it. I said one person, and you will know it. He is the nephew of the leader of the fast class Li. He has just joined the county government for less than a month."

"Oh, so it's Li Jinbao's nephew!" Everyone suddenly realized.

Chen Guaizi said proudly: "Let me tell you one more thing. The Baoen Temple case ahead was solved by Gao Erzhi. Unexpectedly, Gao Erzhi can not only write good words, but also is good at criminal names. He really is the detective Di Renjie Di Gong." Reincarnation! Let me listen to the little old man explain in detail how Gao Erzhi solved this case and how he formed a relationship with Yanni... By the way, do you want to hear it?"

"Nie Yuan, I'm so stupid... I want to hear it!" Everyone's eyes lit up and they shouted.

A while ago, the Baoen Temple case caused a huge sensation, and everyone in Hancheng County knew about it.The world only knows that there is a monk and a nun who specialize in using anesthesia to turn single refugee women in the temple, and sell them to foreign merchants for profit.But the specific circumstances of this case and how it was solved are not very clear.

Hearing what Chen Guaizi said today, everyone was interested, not to mention that it also involved men and women.

Gao Wen felt that something was wrong, and immediately told a subordinate beside him, "Quickly, stop him."

"Yes, the leader of the second squad." The man moved forward bit by bit, like a slow motion movie, obviously eager to hear this story.

Just moved away only two feet, Chen Guaizi spoke so fast, he had already talked about Gao Wen and the nun rolling naked in the snow of Baoen Temple.After rolling, he swung naked on the swing for a long time.After that, there are difficult movements such as holding the big top, falling geese on the flat sand, and swallowing the water three times.

After all, he is a professional. What Chen Guaizi said makes people feel like they are in the beautiful place, observing it up close, and empathizing with him.Even Gao Wen couldn't help being fascinated by listening, dumbfounded, ecstatic, and muttered in his mouth: "It's so sharp, Hou Sailei!"

The teahouse did not know when it became quiet, everyone's Adam's apple was rolling up and down, and the sound of swallowing and spitting could be heard everywhere.

A yamen servant looked at Gao Wen adoringly: "So that's how the wind and cold happened ten days ago in the first shift of the second shift."

Another yamen servant also sighed softly: "These tricks, thanks to the second team leader, can do squatting on the swings and stoves, admiration, admiration!" My wife tried it, but I don't know how it tastes?
Gao Wen was so shocked that he couldn't speak. He was sure that after today, he would definitely become a public figure in Hancheng.

People are afraid of being famous, but pigs are afraid of being strong!
It was too late to say it, but it was too late to say it. Chen Guaizi had already brought Gao Wen into the temple, forced flowers with his hands, cut love with a wise sword, and finished talking about capturing nuns and monks.But the yamen servant who went forward could only move no more than five feet, and the tortoise could crawl faster than him.

"Okay!" The whole hall applauded, and everyone stretched their hands into their bosoms to get money.

"Wait a minute, the story hasn't been finished yet, it's too early to give a reward at this time." Seeing that his story was told wonderfully, Chen Guaizi was triumphant: "There is another evil character, it is about the nun who was taken back to the prison and then executed What happened during the period. This is the essence, if you feel good after listening to it, you might as well give more."

Such a good story, don't ask for more benefits, it's a mistake.

(End of this chapter)