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Chapter 253 Me!Bandits!robbery!
Chapter 253 Me!Bandits!robbery! (6)
[Boss, the solution is all thought up by people. 】The system suddenly popped out a famous saying.
Jiang Mianmian clenched her fists, and suddenly heard the sound of horseshoes in front of her.
Jiang Mianmian's eyes lit up, and she lamented that she was really lucky.
Letting go of the little boy, Jiang Mianmian stood in the middle of the road, thought for a while, and then picked up a dead tree branch by the side of the road.
Two horses came ahead, probably on their way, and they were also running very fast at night.
The man running in front noticed Jiang Mianmian, pulled his horse to a stop hastily, and said in a fierce tone, "What are you doing?! Do you want to die?!"
Neuropathy!
What are you doing on the road at night!
He thought it was a ghost!
Jiang Mianmian planted the branch lightly on the ground, and a soft voice came from the dark night, "Robbery."
Hearing this, the little boy silently took a step back.
"Robbery?" The person on the horse seemed to be amused, and turned his head to laugh at the person behind: "Hahaha, did you hear that? This little girl said she was going to rob."
After laughing, the man looked at Jiang Mianmian, "Hurry up, little girl, go home and drink milk! Don't block me!"
laugh at her.
If I don't speak, you really take yourself seriously, don't you?
Jiang Mianmian was furious, she held up a branch and knocked on the ground intending to scare the man, but just one click, with a soft "pop", the dead branch in her hand... broke off.
Jiang Mianmian: "..."
little boy:"……"
The atmosphere was deadlocked for a moment, and the man laughed.
"Hahaha, you little girl, you still want to come out to rob like this? A broken branch hahaha, have you seen it!"
The man covered his stomach with laughter and almost fell off his horse.
You laugh once is enough, laughing all the time is too much.
Jiang Mianmian smiled, raised the half dead branch in his hand, and threw it towards the man in front who laughed the loudest.
The man was extremely confident and didn't even hide.
However, in his eyes, the light and flimsy tree branch that could be broken at random seemed to be hiding a great power. It only touched him once, and the force knocked him off the horse.
The man lay face down on the ground, doubting his life.
I'm dreaming, I must be dreaming.
The man behind was shocked and hurried off his horse to check his condition.
"Li Er, are you okay?!"
While talking, Jiang Mianmian had already led the little boy onto the horse. Hearing the sound of the hoofbeats, the two men looked at each other in silence, and finally said two words together, "Fuck!"
*
Sitting on the horse, feeling the whistling of the wind in his ears, the little boy grasped the horse's mane tightly, his voice trembling, "Sister... sister... are you sure... you can ride... a tree!!!"
Jiang Mianmian quickly tightened the reins.
Stupid horse!
The road will not go!
Go hit the tree!
【…】Obviously you are stupid! ! ! !
The system started mushroom squatting in fear.
Ah, I'm a mushroom, you can't hit me, you can't hit me.
Along the way, the terrified roar of the little boy echoed...
At any rate, Jiang Mianmian came to the city of Lin'an relying on his "exquisite" riding skills.
Lin'an City is only a few mountains away from the capital, so it is relatively more prosperous.
There were quite a few officers and soldiers standing at the gate of the city. It seemed that someone was arguing about something late at night.
The little boy was weakly lying on the horse's back, his hands tightly clutching his mane, and he didn't let go for a moment.
He thought he was going to die right away...
Woohoo, he wants a brother...
Jiang Mianmian drove her horse to the gate of the city. The officers and soldiers guarding the city saw her and stood up from their original positions, "Who is it?"
(End of this chapter)
[Boss, the solution is all thought up by people. 】The system suddenly popped out a famous saying.
Jiang Mianmian clenched her fists, and suddenly heard the sound of horseshoes in front of her.
Jiang Mianmian's eyes lit up, and she lamented that she was really lucky.
Letting go of the little boy, Jiang Mianmian stood in the middle of the road, thought for a while, and then picked up a dead tree branch by the side of the road.
Two horses came ahead, probably on their way, and they were also running very fast at night.
The man running in front noticed Jiang Mianmian, pulled his horse to a stop hastily, and said in a fierce tone, "What are you doing?! Do you want to die?!"
Neuropathy!
What are you doing on the road at night!
He thought it was a ghost!
Jiang Mianmian planted the branch lightly on the ground, and a soft voice came from the dark night, "Robbery."
Hearing this, the little boy silently took a step back.
"Robbery?" The person on the horse seemed to be amused, and turned his head to laugh at the person behind: "Hahaha, did you hear that? This little girl said she was going to rob."
After laughing, the man looked at Jiang Mianmian, "Hurry up, little girl, go home and drink milk! Don't block me!"
laugh at her.
If I don't speak, you really take yourself seriously, don't you?
Jiang Mianmian was furious, she held up a branch and knocked on the ground intending to scare the man, but just one click, with a soft "pop", the dead branch in her hand... broke off.
Jiang Mianmian: "..."
little boy:"……"
The atmosphere was deadlocked for a moment, and the man laughed.
"Hahaha, you little girl, you still want to come out to rob like this? A broken branch hahaha, have you seen it!"
The man covered his stomach with laughter and almost fell off his horse.
You laugh once is enough, laughing all the time is too much.
Jiang Mianmian smiled, raised the half dead branch in his hand, and threw it towards the man in front who laughed the loudest.
The man was extremely confident and didn't even hide.
However, in his eyes, the light and flimsy tree branch that could be broken at random seemed to be hiding a great power. It only touched him once, and the force knocked him off the horse.
The man lay face down on the ground, doubting his life.
I'm dreaming, I must be dreaming.
The man behind was shocked and hurried off his horse to check his condition.
"Li Er, are you okay?!"
While talking, Jiang Mianmian had already led the little boy onto the horse. Hearing the sound of the hoofbeats, the two men looked at each other in silence, and finally said two words together, "Fuck!"
*
Sitting on the horse, feeling the whistling of the wind in his ears, the little boy grasped the horse's mane tightly, his voice trembling, "Sister... sister... are you sure... you can ride... a tree!!!"
Jiang Mianmian quickly tightened the reins.
Stupid horse!
The road will not go!
Go hit the tree!
【…】Obviously you are stupid! ! ! !
The system started mushroom squatting in fear.
Ah, I'm a mushroom, you can't hit me, you can't hit me.
Along the way, the terrified roar of the little boy echoed...
At any rate, Jiang Mianmian came to the city of Lin'an relying on his "exquisite" riding skills.
Lin'an City is only a few mountains away from the capital, so it is relatively more prosperous.
There were quite a few officers and soldiers standing at the gate of the city. It seemed that someone was arguing about something late at night.
The little boy was weakly lying on the horse's back, his hands tightly clutching his mane, and he didn't let go for a moment.
He thought he was going to die right away...
Woohoo, he wants a brother...
Jiang Mianmian drove her horse to the gate of the city. The officers and soldiers guarding the city saw her and stood up from their original positions, "Who is it?"
(End of this chapter)
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