The glory of the king

Chapter 266 What Bad Things Do You Do?
The robot's joke hasn't finished yet, so he continued to say:
"The teacher was furious: I'm going to visit your house tomorrow night! Tell your dad to wait for me!!!

Xiao Ming: The poor guy who wanders around at night, the only thing he can gain is gunfire~
Teacher: You you you! (almost breathless)

Xiao Ming is very helpless, isn't that right? !
Finally, he said: Ha!Don't be so cool~!

Well, my joke is over, haha, hahaha..."

After hearing the joke and the robot's awkward smile at the end, Peasley had an approving smile on his face, and Ning Xuan burst out laughing straight away:

"The famous concubine Sun Shangxiang has also been tricked by others."

Peasley nodded: "You robot is really talented. However, this still can't eliminate the sin you just sneered at me, so how about it, then sing me another song?"

At this moment, many diners in the restaurant were attracted by the conversation between Peasley and the robot.

When they heard the robot was asked to sing, they all booed and applauded!

The robot scratched its head and said: "Although I'm not very good at singing, but since I offended the guest officer with my high IQ, and the guest officer also asked, then I will present a song for you - "My Tiankeng" Bar."

"Okay!" There was warm applause in the inn, but Peasley felt that something was weird, had he been ridiculed again?
"Ahem." The robot squeezed its throat, and then began to sing affectionately:

"

goodbye to these dishes
I Wanna Say Goodbye
goodbye to these pits
I Want a New Life
just want to win
but kneeling until now
bye bye schoolboy
flooded times

Always choose Yuange in seconds

Everyone is a dish

As a result, the first blood
then say goodbye

Now I wanna say
Hello hello
Have you finished your homework?

Hello Hello——

He said he would play ~ wild! ! !
Really only play ~ wild! ! !

0 kills 0 assists
also touched by you

On the road will only bring ~ line! ! !
Team battles do not support ~ support! ! !

It's not that I don't work hard
Menglei can't take it away—! ! !
In my sinkhole——! ! !
Yuange selected by ten seconds
Nine are scams
Dharma with one foot
Rescue the remaining blood on the opposite side
ADC is hanging up

Because the girlfriend is breaking up
sad parting

infected the air of the city
only after losing
How precious are good teammates

play a game
Primary school students really suffer
Bottom support

Not only steal soldiers but also head

Why are you so empty again?
Why don't you go to heaven--

He said he would play ~ wild! ! !
Really only play ~ wild! ! !

0 kills 0 assists
also touched by you

On the road will only bring ~ line! ! !
Team battles do not support ~ support! ! !

It's not that I don't work hard
Menglei can't take it away—! ! !
In my sinkhole—en~en! ! ! "

The ending dragged on for a while, and the curtain ended perfectly.

After the robot sang the song in a good tune, everyone including Peasley applauded enthusiastically!
From the perspective of those who ate, they might think that the tune of this song is very good, but they probably can't understand the meaning.

But for Peasley, who once squatted in the toilet desperately trying to score, this song simply sang his heartfelt voice!
Don't be afraid of opponents like gods, but teammates like pigs.This sentence is true.

Sometimes you find that you are already Legendary, but when you see your teammate's record is 0-7, I will go, super ghost!
In the game of pesticides, it is easy to lose, but difficult to win.

I don't know if it's an illusion or it's true, but Peasley always feels that his teammates are glass-hearted, giving up resistance at the slightest disadvantage and frantically staring at the "Surrender" button for a few seconds.

And the opponents on the opposite side seem to be veterans who have experienced many battles, and they have a chance to come back even if they collapse.

To be honest, Pesticide is indeed a good game in mobile games!Just like the position of LOL in the end game.

To win this kind of competitive game, in addition to excellent strength, one must also have a stable mentality like an old dog.

Only by winning without pride and losing without being discouraged can one gradually climb to a higher rank.

Many games in Peasley's previous life now have ranked.Even casual games such as "Fighting the Landlord", "Playing Mahjong", and "Playing Chess" have begun to have rankings.

There are advantages and disadvantages to the "ranking" thing.

The advantage is to distinguish players of different strengths, to reduce the difficulty fluctuation of the game as much as possible, and to reduce the possibility of matching players with widely different strengths.And you can show off your rank with friends who play the same game.

But things like "rank" also have obvious disadvantages, that is, it turns all casual games into competitive games.

I used to play games to relax, but now I play games, the more I play, the more tired I get.There is no so-called relaxation at all. When encountering a player who is more pitiful and scolding, it can make people vomit blood and save 100 million microseconds of life!
So when he heard the song "My Tiankeng" sung by the robot, Peasley sincerely appreciated it, and his impression of this inn immediately rose to a very high position.

He took out a unicorn coin, handed it to the robot, and said, "You sing very well, this is a tip for you. Well, I won't embarrass you anymore, take us to dinner."

"Crab Crab Guest Officer ~ Guest Officer Come With Me!" The robot who received the tip seemed very happy, and carefully stuffed the unicorn coin into the sword-shaped skull on the face. At first glance, the robot looked a bit like saving money Can.

After ordering some delicious meals, Peasley's spirit immediately improved.

He has been eating dry food for more than ten days, and he is already tired of it.

Even the gracious hospitality in that small village last time was all simple and light food. Although it was delicious, it was not too oily.

Now that I can eat this meal in the city, I will undoubtedly relieve my greed.

After the meal, led by the cute little robot, Pisley and Ning Xuan returned to the room they reserved.

Peasley looked at Ning Xuan who was sitting on the bed and said, "I've been sleeping in the carriage for the past few days, and you haven't slept well. Get some sleep first. I'll go out to do some errands, and I'll be back to accompany you in a while."

Ning Xuan looked at the back of Pisley who was about to leave, and suddenly grabbed his hand and asked, "Master, are you going to the brothel? Xuan'er is not tired, Xuan'er is okay...can satisfy you..."

"Eh..." Pisley blushed, and immediately stretched out his hands to pinch Ning Xuan's cheeks, and said, "Am I as dirty as you think? I'm going out to do business, so I can hurt you at night."

When Ning Xuan heard this, the anxiety in her eyes gradually faded away, she nodded obediently, and then watched Pisley use the [Sky Mirror] to hide her figure again.

Ning Xuan opened the door and closed the door again after making sure that Peasley had walked out of the room.

Peasley walked out of the inn, looked up at the sky covered by a large golden cloud, the corners of his mouth slightly curled up.

Now that he is invisible, what bad things should he do?
(End of this chapter)