red art soldier
Chapter 3 Performance Task
Chapter 3 Performance Task
Ye Chen quickly untied his belt, squatted down, today is really unlucky, why did he suddenly have a stomachache?
While pulling comfortably, he was practicing speaking.
"I am... a... a soldier..."
Ye Chen was depressed. This stuttering is really not for people to play with. I am a good living person, so I have to make this thing for myself. People in time travel always wear gold fingers, but I am fine. Is this gold finger just stuttering? ?
So he pinched himself hard, and the pain that penetrated his heart made him take a deep breath. He has pinched him a few times, God is too deceitful.
Can't even speak Mandarin clearly, let alone jingle.
After getting out of the toilet, Ye Chen came to the venue, just in time to see Wang Xuefeng coming out of the office, he felt pretty good about this Wang Xuefeng, so he walked up and said: "Captain Wang...thank you...thank you!"
Wang Xuefeng nodded with a smile and said: "We are all comrades-in-arms, so there is nothing to be thankful for. By the way, don't be too timid if it's okay, that girl Wu Xiaoqin just has a little bit in her mouth, and she is pretty good."
Just as Ye Chen was about to speak, Wang Xuefeng patted his shoulder again and said, "It doesn't matter if you are the second generation of officials, the second generation of red, or the second generation of rich. When you come to Lao Tzu, you are my soldier. It's very simple here. Work hard, I don't care what you were like before, but it's best not to mess around with me, or you will look good when the time comes!"
Ye Chen smiled awkwardly, even this veteran who didn't know which combat team he had retired from looked at him like this, and said helplessly: "Understood!"
Wang Xuefeng nodded in satisfaction, walked towards Wu Xiaoqin and the others who were rehearsing with a crooked body, clapped his hands and said, "Brothers and sisters have a task, assemble! Assemble!"
Wu Xiaoqin and others' eyes lit up and said: "Really, we have no mission for three months, where are we going to perform this time?"
Wang Xuefeng looked at the crowd and said with a smile, "Hongxing Nursing Home, Jiefang Street, East District!"
As soon as Wang Xuefeng finished speaking, the faces of Wu Xiaoqin and the others drooped instantly, and then they chattered non-stop.
"Three months ago, the acrobatic troupe performed over there. Only a few grandpas were watching, and the rest fell asleep. Captain Meng of the acrobatic club finished the show and left depressed. Finally He was also ordered by the group leader to write a self-criticism!"
"Yeah! I know that last month, the sisters of the singing team and the dancing team were rejected by them! They said that the singing and dancing are so interesting, they might as well watch opera, but they didn't let them in. .”
"That's right! Captain, our drama club hasn't had a new show for a long time, so why don't we just let them kick us out!"
When Ye Chen heard that this Red Star Nursing Home is still a place where tigers and wolves live, what kind of people live in it?
Wang Xuefeng waved his hand and said, "Why is there still so much nonsense! In a word, go to a nursing home to perform or go to military training, you choose yourself!"
Military training, when everyone heard the words, they expressed their opinions one after another: "Listen to the captain's orders!"
"They're all a bunch of idiots!"
Wang Xuefeng cursed with a smile and then said: "Don't worry, my old team leader invited me this time, but there is a new program to be on. During this time, other teams have arrangements, so only our drama club will be on the show." Yes, every year our drama club ranks first in the competition. Whether we can be ranked No. 1 this year depends on whether we can win this group of old guys in today's show. "Anti-Japanese War on the Green Mountain" just came in handy. You guys must practice hard, and you, Ye Chen!"
Seeing Wang Xuefeng pointing at himself, Ye Chen quickly stood up straight and saluted, "Yes!"
Wang Xuefeng smiled and said: "Okay, we are not so particular in private, but we can't do this externally, okay, I won't delay your rehearsal, you go ahead, I'll go to sleep again."
After Wang Xuefeng finished speaking, he turned around and went back to sleep, which surprised Ye Chen. Is this Wang Xuefeng so lethargic?
"Hey, what are you watching, Ye Chen, how is the script going?"
Ye Chen turned his head and looked at Wu Xiaoqin, who was taller than him, and said, "Look...it's over."
Wu Xiaoqin pointed to Wang Xuefeng who left and said: "The captain ordered, since you want to be a blacksmith, then you should be a good blacksmith. If the performance fails this time, how will I deal with you?"
Ye Chen looked at Wu Xiaoqin, who looked like a small captain, and couldn't help but find it funny, so he nodded.
"Let's rehearse first. I remember that you appeared in the first scene when the devil enters the village. In order to prevent the devil from robbing the chicken, you were severely beaten by the devil. In the end, you watched the devil walk away."
"In the fourth act, the underground party member, that is, I came to your village to inquire about information, and was bullied by three devils who came to the village to find food, and then you sneaked behind the three devils, wiped their necks with a knife .”
……
Ye Chen didn't expect that Wu Xiaoqin was so familiar with this script. She nodded as she said. In his mind, don't even try to escape from his mind.
With the placement of the props, the first scene officially began. Ye Chen changed into a ragged outfit, and held a hammer, clanging the iron.
At this time, five devils entered the village, and just about to speak, they suddenly saw Ye Chen rushing towards the devils.
Wu Xiaoqin in the audience was angry, what is this kid doing?
Ye Chen didn't say anything in front of the five devils, just passed sideways, jumped off the stage, and went straight to the toilet.
Five minutes later, he walked back again and finished the first scene under Wu Xiaoqin's scolding.
Immediately after the fourth act, when Wu Xiaoqin was waiting for Ye Chen to come to rescue her, she heard the people in the audience widen their eyes and ask, "What is Ye Chen doing? Why did he run to the toilet again?"
Along the way, there was a creaking sound from his buttocks, and Ye Chen, who was blushing from holding back, ran to the toilet and couldn't wait to pull down his pants.
I couldn't hold back on the stage just now, the sticky feeling of my pants made Ye Chen completely crazy.
Damn it, he actually pulled a little bit of his pants down, it's still killing people!
pat!
pat!
pat!
Ye Chen let out a long sigh of relief, as if he had escaped from the shackles, but then a foul smell came, and he pinched his nose quickly.
"Fuck, why is it more stinky than last time!"
Wu Xiaoqin jumped down from the stage angrily, and stood guard at the intersection of the toilet. When Ye Chen came out, he grabbed him and said, "What the hell do you want to do, you little bastard? Isn't it? Say, who are you the son of the Ye family? My old man must abolish you, so hurry up and act on stage for me!"
Ye Chen was depressed and anxious, and was blocked by Wu Xiaoqin when he came back, and he quickly explained: "I, I... seem to... eat bad... stomach, noisy... stomach."
Wu Xiaoqin gave him a supercilious look, twisted his ears and went to the stage and said, "Run for me again, I'll break your dog legs!"
But there are unforeseen circumstances and people have misfortunes and blessings. In the next few scenes, Ye Chen ran to the toilet one after another. Once Wu Xiaoqin forced him to fart a big stinky fart on the stage. Wu Xiaoqin kicked him down.
Ye Chen's complexion changed, and now he had a big blow, and he went straight to the toilet with lightning speed, squatting in the toilet, and said with a look of exhaustion: "Damn it, who did I provoke today? ?”
(End of this chapter)
Ye Chen quickly untied his belt, squatted down, today is really unlucky, why did he suddenly have a stomachache?
While pulling comfortably, he was practicing speaking.
"I am... a... a soldier..."
Ye Chen was depressed. This stuttering is really not for people to play with. I am a good living person, so I have to make this thing for myself. People in time travel always wear gold fingers, but I am fine. Is this gold finger just stuttering? ?
So he pinched himself hard, and the pain that penetrated his heart made him take a deep breath. He has pinched him a few times, God is too deceitful.
Can't even speak Mandarin clearly, let alone jingle.
After getting out of the toilet, Ye Chen came to the venue, just in time to see Wang Xuefeng coming out of the office, he felt pretty good about this Wang Xuefeng, so he walked up and said: "Captain Wang...thank you...thank you!"
Wang Xuefeng nodded with a smile and said: "We are all comrades-in-arms, so there is nothing to be thankful for. By the way, don't be too timid if it's okay, that girl Wu Xiaoqin just has a little bit in her mouth, and she is pretty good."
Just as Ye Chen was about to speak, Wang Xuefeng patted his shoulder again and said, "It doesn't matter if you are the second generation of officials, the second generation of red, or the second generation of rich. When you come to Lao Tzu, you are my soldier. It's very simple here. Work hard, I don't care what you were like before, but it's best not to mess around with me, or you will look good when the time comes!"
Ye Chen smiled awkwardly, even this veteran who didn't know which combat team he had retired from looked at him like this, and said helplessly: "Understood!"
Wang Xuefeng nodded in satisfaction, walked towards Wu Xiaoqin and the others who were rehearsing with a crooked body, clapped his hands and said, "Brothers and sisters have a task, assemble! Assemble!"
Wu Xiaoqin and others' eyes lit up and said: "Really, we have no mission for three months, where are we going to perform this time?"
Wang Xuefeng looked at the crowd and said with a smile, "Hongxing Nursing Home, Jiefang Street, East District!"
As soon as Wang Xuefeng finished speaking, the faces of Wu Xiaoqin and the others drooped instantly, and then they chattered non-stop.
"Three months ago, the acrobatic troupe performed over there. Only a few grandpas were watching, and the rest fell asleep. Captain Meng of the acrobatic club finished the show and left depressed. Finally He was also ordered by the group leader to write a self-criticism!"
"Yeah! I know that last month, the sisters of the singing team and the dancing team were rejected by them! They said that the singing and dancing are so interesting, they might as well watch opera, but they didn't let them in. .”
"That's right! Captain, our drama club hasn't had a new show for a long time, so why don't we just let them kick us out!"
When Ye Chen heard that this Red Star Nursing Home is still a place where tigers and wolves live, what kind of people live in it?
Wang Xuefeng waved his hand and said, "Why is there still so much nonsense! In a word, go to a nursing home to perform or go to military training, you choose yourself!"
Military training, when everyone heard the words, they expressed their opinions one after another: "Listen to the captain's orders!"
"They're all a bunch of idiots!"
Wang Xuefeng cursed with a smile and then said: "Don't worry, my old team leader invited me this time, but there is a new program to be on. During this time, other teams have arrangements, so only our drama club will be on the show." Yes, every year our drama club ranks first in the competition. Whether we can be ranked No. 1 this year depends on whether we can win this group of old guys in today's show. "Anti-Japanese War on the Green Mountain" just came in handy. You guys must practice hard, and you, Ye Chen!"
Seeing Wang Xuefeng pointing at himself, Ye Chen quickly stood up straight and saluted, "Yes!"
Wang Xuefeng smiled and said: "Okay, we are not so particular in private, but we can't do this externally, okay, I won't delay your rehearsal, you go ahead, I'll go to sleep again."
After Wang Xuefeng finished speaking, he turned around and went back to sleep, which surprised Ye Chen. Is this Wang Xuefeng so lethargic?
"Hey, what are you watching, Ye Chen, how is the script going?"
Ye Chen turned his head and looked at Wu Xiaoqin, who was taller than him, and said, "Look...it's over."
Wu Xiaoqin pointed to Wang Xuefeng who left and said: "The captain ordered, since you want to be a blacksmith, then you should be a good blacksmith. If the performance fails this time, how will I deal with you?"
Ye Chen looked at Wu Xiaoqin, who looked like a small captain, and couldn't help but find it funny, so he nodded.
"Let's rehearse first. I remember that you appeared in the first scene when the devil enters the village. In order to prevent the devil from robbing the chicken, you were severely beaten by the devil. In the end, you watched the devil walk away."
"In the fourth act, the underground party member, that is, I came to your village to inquire about information, and was bullied by three devils who came to the village to find food, and then you sneaked behind the three devils, wiped their necks with a knife .”
……
Ye Chen didn't expect that Wu Xiaoqin was so familiar with this script. She nodded as she said. In his mind, don't even try to escape from his mind.
With the placement of the props, the first scene officially began. Ye Chen changed into a ragged outfit, and held a hammer, clanging the iron.
At this time, five devils entered the village, and just about to speak, they suddenly saw Ye Chen rushing towards the devils.
Wu Xiaoqin in the audience was angry, what is this kid doing?
Ye Chen didn't say anything in front of the five devils, just passed sideways, jumped off the stage, and went straight to the toilet.
Five minutes later, he walked back again and finished the first scene under Wu Xiaoqin's scolding.
Immediately after the fourth act, when Wu Xiaoqin was waiting for Ye Chen to come to rescue her, she heard the people in the audience widen their eyes and ask, "What is Ye Chen doing? Why did he run to the toilet again?"
Along the way, there was a creaking sound from his buttocks, and Ye Chen, who was blushing from holding back, ran to the toilet and couldn't wait to pull down his pants.
I couldn't hold back on the stage just now, the sticky feeling of my pants made Ye Chen completely crazy.
Damn it, he actually pulled a little bit of his pants down, it's still killing people!
pat!
pat!
pat!
Ye Chen let out a long sigh of relief, as if he had escaped from the shackles, but then a foul smell came, and he pinched his nose quickly.
"Fuck, why is it more stinky than last time!"
Wu Xiaoqin jumped down from the stage angrily, and stood guard at the intersection of the toilet. When Ye Chen came out, he grabbed him and said, "What the hell do you want to do, you little bastard? Isn't it? Say, who are you the son of the Ye family? My old man must abolish you, so hurry up and act on stage for me!"
Ye Chen was depressed and anxious, and was blocked by Wu Xiaoqin when he came back, and he quickly explained: "I, I... seem to... eat bad... stomach, noisy... stomach."
Wu Xiaoqin gave him a supercilious look, twisted his ears and went to the stage and said, "Run for me again, I'll break your dog legs!"
But there are unforeseen circumstances and people have misfortunes and blessings. In the next few scenes, Ye Chen ran to the toilet one after another. Once Wu Xiaoqin forced him to fart a big stinky fart on the stage. Wu Xiaoqin kicked him down.
Ye Chen's complexion changed, and now he had a big blow, and he went straight to the toilet with lightning speed, squatting in the toilet, and said with a look of exhaustion: "Damn it, who did I provoke today? ?”
(End of this chapter)
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